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Friday, September 20, 2019

Larry the Billionaire episode 29 Sex and Lies


                Larry is on the prowl again.  As a billionaire, he bribes women who do not engage in the adult entertainment profession to give up their bodies to him.  As he is incapable of trust, he has never had any desire to settle down or get married.  Throughout his 20s, most people scoffed at him but now that he was 35, people were believing him more and more.  There were still some hold outs but for the most part, he was taken seriously.  Even before Larry was wealthy, he had trouble believing women.  Now that he was wealthy, there was no way he would think they weren’t just in it for the money.  He used to have to troll bars and various social places to find potential women.  Now, the word was out, and people knew about him so he got phone calls on if he could help a woman they know.  It was interesting to him that women never really called for themselves but it was always on behalf of someone else. 

 

                Rossmary was a 1st generation Indian-American.  She was the first person from NYU to ever receive a reward from a model UN conference.  Like many Indians, she was very petite in statue standing at only five feet tall with long straight black hair, dark eyes and smooth brown skin.  She wasn’t very endowed in the breasts and derriere department but she turned heads nonetheless.  She was at a transitional time in her life as she was graduating from NYU.  She had already aligned an entry level job.  Now it was time to build her bank account and work her way up the ladder and build her finances as she pays down her massive student loans as NYU is one of the most expensive schools in the country.  As she is hanging out with her Model UN friends, she comments, “Real Estate is so expensive in New York.  I have to work for a while just to build up a 401K.  Then I have to bankrupt myself to make a down payment on a house and rebuild again.  All this while paying off student loans.  It’s not right.”

                A fellow Indian responds, “That’s how life goes”

                “Yea, I just wish the feminist movement wasn’t so prevalent in America.  It’s frowned upon in this country for women to use their greatest assets to their economic advantage.”

                “Yea, but you aren’t forced to stay with your husband.  You have the education to leave him if you want to.”

                “That’s my point, in America all people think about is leaving their spouse and what they will do.  It’s like you’re already preparing for it even before you walk into it.  Most people actually sign a prenuptial agreement.  You are literally admitting that you’re not fully devoted and the idea that it may not work out is already on your mind.”

                “You just need to protect in every possible scenario”

                “The whole point of life is adapting to the unexpected.  Marriage isn’t something that should be thought about.  It’s something you should just know.  Then once you decide, you need to also decide to commit and make it work.”

                “Well, do you want to go back to the way it was back in India where you meet your spouse on your wedding day?”

                “The success rate is better than Americans that pick their own.  Arranged marriages work better than picked marriages”

                “Because the woman is too afraid to leave”

                “That’s what people keep telling me but you’d see a lot more suicides and poisonings of husbands if that were the case.  That’s what happened in the 1800s here.”

                “You would allow your parents to choose your husband?”

                Rossmary shrugged her shoulders, “Why not?  They’re older and wiser.  They’ve seen relationships succeed and fail.  They know what to look for more than I do.  So, yea, I think I would.”

                “I would never let my parents pick my wife.”

                “Alright, that’s you.”

                “I understand how you feel about using feminine assets for economic benefit from the marriage stand point.  Would you do for a less worthy cause?”

                “What do you mean?”

                “Would you sleep with a man if he bought you something you wanted?”

                “It would be a really big price tag.  I know a lot of girls do it for a bunch of dinners and they feel bad.  I guess if I enjoyed the person’s company, then the price would go down but if it was just right off the bat, the price tag would be really high.”

                “But you’d do it?”

                “Yea, why not?”

                “Let’s talk about something else.  I like you and I don’t want to think you’d sell yourself that easily.  You’re beautiful and insanely smart.  You shouldn’t debase yourself like that but it is your life.  What do you think about this whistleblower scandal with President Trump?”

                “I think Trump knew what he was getting into.  It’s like Schumer said, ‘If you take on the intelligence community, they have six ways of Sunday to get back at you.’”

                “So, are you saying that the intelligence community is doing this for spite?”

                “I don’t think it’s a debate now.  Like I said, though, Trump brought it on himself.  He attacks them so they fight back.  It seems like they’re both willing to take on this fight but I would take things with a grain of salt.”

                “The Washington Post said that there was leak so bad when Trump was talking to a foreign leader that he needed to file a complaint out of good conscience.  Apparently Trump promised him something that was devastating to our country.”

                “If there was any truth to this, it would have come up during the multitude of House investigations or the Mueller probe.   It’s rumored that it’s North Korea but I think it’s Ukraine.”

                “Why do you say that?”

                “They colluded with the Democrats to take down Trump so Trump is going to want to find out about that.  That’s who he would make a deal with.  Besides, these phone calls with foreign leaders are listened in by many people.  The fact that only one came forward is a little suspicious”

                “It’s pretty damning if he can’t keep his mouth shut and he had access to all the secrets and classified information our country has to offer.”

                “And in three years, there’s no concrete proof that he can’t keep his mouth shut.  This is even true when his intelligence department loves leaking things to embarrass him and the entire media is out to get him.  Nothing ever sticks.  Just in the past month there’s been three attempts.”

                “What do you mean?”

                “The first attempt was the Russian asset that they may need to bring back to America for his own safety.  The problem was, they wanted to remove him at the end of 2016 when Obama was president.  Furthermore, he didn’t want to leave.  Then, just to put a nail in the coffin, the media seemed to find him very easily and no Russian tried to kill him.  Countries protect their burned assets.”

                “Yea, that story died quickly”

                “Then they had Obama kicking out the Russians in response to their highly sophisticated spying tactics and how they infiltrated all the communications of our intelligence community.  They even hacked into the communications not on the internet.”

                “What was the problem with that?”

                “Most of those meddling stories in the article were from 2010 and the ones in 2016 were Russian diplomats that were stationed 30 miles from DC.  Why not go after the ones actually in DC?  Not very good spies when they have to commute a long way.”

                “So you’re skeptical?”

                “I’m very skeptical of anything based on anonymous sources.  The media and people in big cities hate Trump.  There’s no reason to be anonymous because everyone will praise you.  After the Wire, where every ‘anonymous’ source quoted was actually the journalist making up his own quotes to color the story, I don’t believe any anonymous source.  There’s no ramification for insulting Trump except that he may make a mean tweet.  It’s not like other countries.”

                “The President shouldn’t be revealing classified information.  He should be better at keeping secrets”

                “The president decides what’s classified and what’s not.  He decides what’s a secret.  He can declassify anything he wants.  He doesn’t have to check with his subordinates, he decides.  At best, this ‘whistleblower’ thought that what Trump said should be classified.  It’s not up to him though.  If the President disagrees and doesn’t think it should be classified, then it’s not.  It’s that simple.  Democrats have forgotten the powers of the President just because they don’t like the president.  It’s actually kind of ridiculous.”

                “Well, why have these stories if they’re all bogus?  What’s the incentive?  Just to get back at Trump?”
                “In part, yes.  The other reason is it’s a red herring for the IG report that’s coming out soon.  They need to paint Trump as careless to justify all the malfeasance they did that the Inspector General uncovered.  They’re already making excuses for this misbehavior.”

                “The president shouldn’t be promising foreign leaders”

                “Are you kidding?  Presidents make deals and promises all the time with foreign leaders.  That’s part of their job description.  Remember when Obama told Medvedev that he would have more flexibility after the election and could accommodate him then?  Where was the outrage when Obama lied to the American people about the money he gave Iran and the promises he made about the Iran-Contra deal?”

                Rossmary knew that although she was Hindu, the person she was talking to was a Muslim Indian.  The Hindu and Muslims had a tumultuous history in India and this was a slightly low blow.  The man, however, didn’t take the bait.  He responded, “I don’t think the president should tell the American people everything.  They need secrets.  Everyone wants transparency in this country but you never know who’s listening”

                “I agree but it’s still a double standard that Obama can keep secrets, lie to us and make promises but Trump can’t.”

                Their conversation turns to less serious topics and they part ways amicably as they had become friends over the years.  The Indian man calls someone his cousin went to NYU with and was in Model UN as well.  The man answers the phone and the Indian says, “Hey Larry, It’s Dev.  I think I have a girl for your escapades”

                Larry chuckles, “Escapades?  That’s an interesting name for it but okay.  Who is she?”

                “I was in Model UN with her.  She’s really cute”

                “Do you have a picture?”

                “Yes” Dev sends the picture to Larry. 

                Larry looks at the picture and states, “Yea, that definitely works.  What does she want?”

                “Not sure.  She just said it was a big price tag.”

                “Well, that’s the point.  I actually look down on a girl that doesn’t put a large price tag on it.  If I was okay with that, I’d just get a prostitute.”

                “Right, so I’ll arrange a dinner with the three of us.  I’m going to play dumb just in case she gets offended.  She wasn’t like most college girls, she’s not promiscuous.  Hell, I tried and failed.”

                “Are we going to be okay?”

                “Yea, if she agrees then I’ll justify that it’s better that I didn’t succeed.  She obviously has no respect for herself”

                Larry smiled but said nothing.  He didn’t believe this excuse for a second and had a suspicion that neither did Dev.  Dev arranges the dinner and Larry sits down.  They make small talk and Rossmary asks, “So Larry, what do you think Trump’s re-election chances are?”

                “I’m done making predictions.  I think I’ve gotten every election wrong except Obama over McCain.  I’m just going to say that in 2016, President Trump won the presidency and raised the least amount of money.  Now, he’s going to have the money.  He just raised $ 15 million in California in one day.”

                Dev replied, “That’s nothing in a presidential election”

                “Total yes it would be nothing but in one day, it’s pretty impressive.  Especially when it’s in probably the most liberal state in the union.  To put it in perspective, Senator Kamala Harris, who won the Senate seat in California, raised $12 Million nationwide in three months.  So, in one day, he outperformed someone that won one of only two Senate seats in California.  If that’s any indication, then it’s a positive.”

                As dinner is coming to a close, Dev excuses himself to go to the bathroom giving Larry a knowing look that he’s leaving for a reason.  Larry didn’t need the signal. He knew what he was doing right away.  When he left, Larry turned to Rossmary and declared, “You are really cute.”

                Rossmary got a tense look on her face but knew to reply, “Thank You”

                “I have a strange improper request for you”

                “What would that be?” she uttered with curiosity in her voice. 

                Larry took it as a good sign that there wasn’t a hint of offense in it.  He knew from experience that it was better not to mince words and just say it.  Unlike most times, however, he wasn’t reacting to a complaint the girl made.  Usually girls intimated what they would want that they can’t afford and he pounces on that but throughout the dinner, she hadn’t mentioned anything despite him trying to probe as the dinner progressed.  He changed his tactic, “I am in a position in my life that I can afford to overpay for things that other women give up for much less.  Some even do it for free.  Skipping all that time that goes in doing it for free, is there anything you want that you can’t afford right now that you’d be willing to fuck me to get “

                Unlike most girls, Rossmary didn’t really react.  She contemplated it, “An item?”

                “Yes, I’m not giving you cash for it.”

                “I think that makes the offer more appetizing.  Well, Indians have a tendency to be very fertile.  I want four kids.  I just got a job and rather than waste money on paying rent, I’d like to be paying off something that I own.  Rent is most people’s largest expense and it certainly will be mine.  I don’t think the city is a good place to raise a family.  I guess I want to skip a step on working toward a house I can raise a family in and just have the house.  I guess my answer is a five bedroom house somewhere in the tri-state area.”

                “That’s a steep price.”

                She shrugged her shoulders, “You asked.”

                “I did, I’m just curious if you’ll indulge me on a reason why you’re worth that much.”

                “I’m not a slut.  You’re getting a girl that not many people have had.  I’m also from a culture that invented Kama Sutra.  Face it; you’re enticed by my exoticness.  In order to violate me, the price is exponentially higher.  I admit your offer put me off a little bit so that’s built into the price.”

                “That was very well said.  Not just the words but your tone wasn’t defensive at all.  You had a measured response.  It didn’t really matter what your response was, however, I didn’t really care.  I was just curious.  I accept your terms contingent on you do the house shopping.  You also have to pay the property tax.”

                “Right, because this is a single transaction. The arrangement needs to reflect that after the transaction is complete, we never have to speak again.”

                “Correct, which is why the house will be in your name so when you decide to sell it, I don’t have to be bothered.”

                “You got yourself a deal” Rossmary said as she extended her hand

                Larry shook it.  They exchanged contact information and Larry told her that they both needed to be tested for STD’s and she needed to insert an IUD.  Shortly after they agreed to terms, Dev came back to the table.  The rest of the dinner was short but Rossmary made no indication that the deal had been made. 

                Over the next couple weeks, Rossmary went house shopping and finally found one that fit her needs.  She went to the doctor and got all the tests and the IUD installed.  After she was done, she called Larry and he rented a room at a hotel and told Rossmary to meet him there.  Rossmary agreed and told friends where she’d be just in case.  Larry was in his boxers awaiting Rossmary.  When Rossmary showed up, she looked a lot less self-assured as she did at dinner.  Now that it was actually happening, she couldn’t help but feel dirty.  She frowned at Larry and expressed, “I know this isn’t what we agreed on, but can we talk first”

                “I got all night”

                “It’s interesting that Elizabeth Warren was just talking about how people go bankrupt.”

                “Did she say when people buy houses for girls just to fuck them?”

                Rossmary smiled, “No, that didn’t actually make the list.  It seems that medical costs is the number one reason.”

                “You saw her on Colbert right?’

                “Yes, I did.  Did you see it as well?”

                “I did, I like that he pinned her down on the fact that she will have to raise taxes on the middle class.”

                “She says she won’t”

                “I know what she said but it’s a lie.  She doesn’t count the increase in taxes as a cost but that doesn’t change the fact that it is.  She ignores the question and says their costs will go down.”

                “Well, Colbert brought up an interesting point that it’s like public schools.  People are willing to pay taxes for their kids to be educated.”

                “You really think the American public school system is a model of excellence?  Look at inner city schools.  Since 1970, there’s been a 400% increase in funding for public schools and there hasn’t been any increase in performance.  I don’t think anyone will say they want medical care to be as good at administering care as public schools are at educating kids.”

                “There are some good public schools”

                “But a lot of bad ones.  Charter schools consistently outperform them with a fraction of the funding.  That’s why the unions fight so hard against school choice.”

                “We’re getting off topic. Warren didn’t say that; Colbert did and Colbert isn’t running for president.”

                “Fine”

                “People do pay higher state and property taxes to be in a good school district”

                “The issue is the degree not whether or not people are willing to pay more.  Payroll taxes will triple and income taxes will double if Medicare for All passes.  If she told people that, they may not be as willing.”

                “You still pay less than you do on medical care”

                “You don’t know that.  Some people pay nothing for healthcare.  A lot of people opted out when Trump got rid of the individual mandate.  Their costs, provided they stay healthy, is zero.  It’s not a decrease in their costs.  Some people refuse to go to the doctor.”
                “That is true.  I know some”

                “Right now, medical care costs are based on your needs and wants.  Under her plan, it doesn’t matter what your needs and wants are, you have to pay for everyone else’s needs and wants.”

                “I see your point, but 52% of bankruptcies are cause by outrageous medical costs.”

                “Again, she’s misleading.  It’s a border line lie but technically not”

                “How so?”

                “She includes drug addiction and gambling as a medical cost.  I know, I know, people call addiction a disease so it should qualify.  That would be her argument but when you say that their medical costs forced them into bankruptcy, you don’t really think about snorting all their money up their nose or losing it all on a roulette table.”

                “Also, if you’re going to include that as medical costs, then what is she proposing? It’s up to us to finance people’s drug habits or gambling debts?”

                “There you go.”

                “Well, I guess, it would be the treatment of it.”

                “They would probably still go bankrupt because treatment plans are available now and they still don’t do it.  I don’t think their refusal is not being able to afford rehab.”

                “No, I agree.”

                “Furthermore, going to a bankruptcy court to determine what causes bankruptcy isn’t a very good way to do it.”

                “Why’s that?”

                “It’s like going to a restaurant and asking the people dining what they think of the food.  Then publishing that 90% of people love the food of the restaurant because 90% of the people in the restaurant, your sample size, liked the food”

                “Yea, clearly a lot of people are in the restaurant because they think the food is going to be good.  There could be a lot of people that avoided the restaurant due to prior experiences, bad yelp reviews or others.  You’re only focusing on people who decided to go for whatever reason.  That will inflate the results to positive.”

                “That medical study was done in 2007 too.”

                “When the great recession happened”

                “Yea, so the medical costs could just be the nail in coffin after the recession delivered a huge blow.”

                “So, you don’t think medical bankruptcy is a problem?”

                “Of course it is.  A lot of people get cancer and have a huge medical bill or need an expensive surgery they can’t afford for them or their kids.  It’s like the tax thing.  It’s a common theme with Warren.  It’s the degree that’s the problem.  She inflates the stats to try to make it seem worse than it actually is.”

                “She does claim that her wealth tax on wealthy people like you will pay for it.”

                “Economists have estimated that even if it was 100%, which is impossible, it would raise $ 2.7 Trillion.  Medicate for All costs, $32 Trillion.  You do the math.”

                “She’s got a long way to go.”

                “Yup”

                “This was an interesting discussion.  The fact that you’re not just a horny rich fuck is helpful for what’s about to happen.”

                “Are you ready?”

                “Yes”

                “Then strip” Larry commanded as he took of his boxers

Rossmary obeyed.  She kissed Larry and let him pick her up.  Larry carried her to the table and set her on top of it.  Rossmary squatted down as Larry jerked his member into her.  Rossmary made out with him as Larry caressed her butt and legs.  Rossmary’s knees were getting sore from squatting so she lunged her body at Larry.  Larry easily supported her weight and Larry drove her to the bed.  Rossmary bent her knees and extended her legs behind Larry but didn’t interlock them.  She grabbed on to Larry’s hands as he humped her.  Rossmary breathed deeply and told herself that this was all about the money but she still had her hands on Larry’s wrists.  Larry stood up bringing Rossmary with him and drove her to the wall smashing her against it.  This time Rossmary interlocked her legs as Larry humped her.  As Rossmary moaned, she got more and more into it.  She decided she wasn’t going to ask herself why she was picked.  Larry eased her off the wall and sat on the bed and said, “Ride me.”

            Rossmary grinded her hips and leaned forward flattening Larry on his back.  He grinded her breasts against his face and squeezed her legs alongside him.  She knelt down and kissed him on the neck, mouth and face surprised to find her screaming as she achieved orgasm.  Larry pushed her off him and Rossmary rose to all fours only to find Larry jam his penis into her from behind as he reached around and fondled her breasts kissing her neck.  Rossmary moved her pelvis to Larry’s rhythm and then felt his head on her back as he made choke-like noises.  Rossmary could feel the warm liquid as Larry finished.  Larry pulled out and rolled onto his back panting.  Rossmary patted him on the chest and got up.  She shrugged her shoulders and got up and walked to her clothes putting them on. Larry sat up but said nothing. 

            Rossmary inquired, “Did you hear that Merriam-Webster added the non-binary ‘they’ for singular gender.”

            “I did, I hate how they are trying to change the English language.  They hate objectivism so they’re trying to destroy anything with objective rules; like language.”

            “Wow, you’re really passionate about this”

            “I am.  I can barely remember people’s names.  Now I need to remember their preferred pronouns too?”

            “I never thought of that, that’s a good point” Rossmary said with a chuckle

            “What are the ramifications if you don’t keep this list and use the wrong pronoun?  Jail time?  Fines?”

            “Well we still have the first amendment so I doubt it’ll go that far.”

            “I put nothing past the left.  They already trample on the constitution whenever they can.  They certainly don’t care about the 2nd amendment; why follow the first.  They don’t even like the first because they ban conservative speech on social media and in society in general.  I mean, you can’t use the n-word can you?”

            “Well, that’s hateful”

            “Determined by whom?  They seem to insinuate that using the wrong pronoun is just as hateful.”

            “They do make that implication”

            “If they get in power, there’s no telling what’s going to happen.  It already happens in other countries.  I don’t put it past them to destroy America and do it here.”

            “I just think it’s comical because they have trouble reporting on it.  They always slip and use it.  The AP did a report about Sam Smith deciding that his preferred pronoun was ‘they.’  I mean, shit I don’t even know how to say it.  I guess ‘deciding that they preferred pronoun was ‘they’….’were they’….’no, it’s still singular so it would be ‘they was.’  Anyway, in the AP story they slipped like nine times in the article and referred to ‘they’ as ‘him’ or ‘he.’”

            “You see the problem.  Nobody even know how to talk with the new rules and it’s the tower of Babel”

            “Yea, it is a little silly”

            There was an awkward pause and Larry went into his pants and pulled out the check that represented the payment on the house.  He handed it to Rossmary.  She looked down at it and put it in her purse.  She looked up at him being a full foot taller than her and muttered unable to hold back the shock in her voice, “I’m not sure what else to say.  ‘Thank You’ seems so insignificant but Thank You”

            “Thank You.  You did everything I asked, I’m merely fulfilling my end of the deal”

            “So, this is good bye”

            “Yup”

            Rossmary hugged Larry and then turned and walked out of the hotel room without looking back.  She took care of all the closing paperwork and when she finally closed, she moved into the house.  At no point did she regret her decision.  She expected Larry to hurt her and ravage her but he didn’t.

            For Larry’s part, he went back to work and didn’t give Rossmary a second thought.  He went about his daily routine waiting for the next time his sexual urges got too much for him to handle. 

 

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Saturday, August 24, 2019

Nouno the Vigilante Episode 18 Trouble in Utopia


                Mackenzie Lueck is a pretty blond girl currently attending college in Salt Lake City, Utah.  While most girls are letting themselves go crazy with their first taste of freedom from their parents, Mackenzie’s upbringing has kept her on a less dangerous path.  She volunteers her time at soup kitchens and homeless shelters and hangs out with her friends.  Despite enjoying her time, she attends her classes regularly and has good marks that allows her to enjoy her weekends guilt-free.  Given her religious upbringing, she dresses very conservatively but when you’re a woman in your last teens, early 20s, it’s hard to go unnoticed.  The Utah colleges are always ranked towards the top of the list in attractive girls with BYU normally ranking number one.  With this amount of competition, it’s easier for her to not be cat called and harassed on the streets when she’s trying to just go about her business.  On the face of things, Mackenzie seems like just another young pretty girl that has her entire life ahead of her.  The world is her oyster as she has a strong core family to aid her and a good set of habits that can be nurtured into an adult that contributes positively to society for the next few decades.  Unfortunately, things don’t always turn out the way the path would lead you to believe they will.  Sometimes, unforeseen circumstances knock you off your path or stop your progression permanently. 

 

                Ayoola Ajayi is a 31-year-old Nigerian immigrant.  Like many immigrants to this country, he has found that even in America, you have to work hard to get ahead.  This is especially frustrating for him since Nigerians are among the most successful immigrants to come to America, which puts a lot of pressure on him to live up to the standards set forth by his predecessors.  He decided to move to Utah so it would differentiate him among the homogeneous society of Salt Lake City.  Growing up in Africa, a pale blond white girl is considered foreign and exotic to him and. like many people, he is attracted to foreign and exotic women.  Unfortunately for him, the girls of Salt Lake City are not the promiscuous blonds that he had always heard about on TV and by others.  These were largely Mormon or other religious girls that believed in saving sex for marriage.  At 31, Ayoola should be of age to settle down but he wanted to have some fun before that happened.  As he was stewing in his frustration, he remembered why he came to America in the first place.  America is a place where if you want something, you can go for it.  You must seize your opportunity through perseverance and hard work.  Often times, those who don’t succeed weren’t willing to grind or put in the time required.  If you want something, you got to take it.  Ayoola decided he would use this mentality for women as well. 

As he looked at his house, he realized that his neighbors lived decently close to him.  That made him a little nervous for what he was planning.  He started researching ways to give himself more privacy in his home and discovered a relatively cheaper way to make his basement sound proof.  He spent a lot of time and money to ensure that his neighbors could not hear what was going on in his basement.  Usually, this minor renovation is done because someone is starting a band or purchasing a drum set to relieve stress after a tough day at work.  Ayoola, on the other hand, has more nefarious ideas

 

While Ayoola was making his basement sound proof, in Portland, ANTIFA recently had another incident where they terrorize those that don’t agree with them.  This has called a nationwide backlash of conservatives calling ANTIFA, ‘Anti-first amendment.’”  Although they all know what it actually stands for, they believe that respect is earned and ANTIFA certainly hasn’t earned it.  The most notable user of this term is Kelly Ann Conway of Fox News.  She uses that ‘Anti-first amendment’ moniker to describe them and mainstream media pounces on her for getting it wrong.  There are headline after headline in Newsweek, the Washington Post and other liberal propaganda outlets masquerading as news media programs exposing Kelly Ann Conway for calling ANTIFA ‘anti-first amendment.’  This has reached Arizona where Nouno is watching this and bursts out laughing.  Nouno and his wife Abby go around the country being vigilantes for immigrants that give immigrants a bad name by coming to this country to cause trouble.  Given that most places in America are hesitant to prosecute immigrants due to the illogical backlash from the mob, Nouno and Abby do what law enforcement isn’t allowed to do because of Democratic mayors, commissioners or other politicians.  Personally, Abby finds her ideas are more left of center but Nouno is a far-right conservative.  Abby looks up from her phone and remarks, “What the hell is so funny?”

“All these mainstream media sites have headlines referring to ANTIFA as ‘anti-first amendment’”

“Okay, but they’re making fun of Fox News”

“You don’t understand, they fell for their own trick”

“You’re right, I don’t understand”

“Fake news always asks conservatives trap questions.  It’s not a new thing; I mean we did this in grade school”

“Did what?”

“When I went to school, being called ‘gay’ was an insult.  So, boys would ask other boys, ‘do your parents know you’re gay’ if you answer the yes or no question with a ‘yes’ or ‘no,’ you admit to being gay.  If you realize the trap and say, ‘I’m not gay’ then the questioner tells everyone that you said you’re not gay.  Someone who wasn’t there wonders why you just decided to volunteer that information and in the back of their mind, they think you might be because why else would you just deny it out of the blue?”

“So how do you answer the question?”

“Attack the questioner.  Say it’s a ridiculous question and refuse to answer.”

“So, you’re saying that by making the accusation, all these headlines put the idea in lay people’s heads that ANTIFA really is an anti-1st Amendment organization because why else would they deny it.”

“Exactly, we got mainstream media to call them what we call them and publicize it.”

“There is no ‘we.’  It was other conservatives.  You’re not charismatic.  You have like no twitter followers so don’t take credit for this.”

“Fine, but I’m still happy.  Verdct: Fuck You ANTIFA!”

“Well, that’s fine.  We have a case by the way.  This guy’s pretty fucking sick and it’s in a place you wouldn’t expect.”

“Where?”

“Salt Lake City”

“No, if you read Under the Banner of Heaven the fundamentalist Mormons are just as fucked up as fundamentalist in other religions.”

“Well, the good Mormons do a good job of keeping the bad ones in bumblefuck nowhere so they only hurt each other and not regular people.  Isn’t that what our ethos is, go after immigrants that harm Americans?”

Nouno puts his head down, “Yea, you’re right.  Anyway, what happened?”

                Back in Salt Lake City, Ayoola is on the hunt.  He goes down to the local homeless shelter and sees a young girl serving food.  That is his target. As she leaves to go to her car, Ayoola has his trunk open and he’s struggling to move a couch into his SUV.  Mackenzie, seeing this, smiles charmingly and asks, “Do you need help?”

                “Yes, thank you” Ayoola says

                Mackenzie goes to the other end and picks up the other side of the couch.  Her back is to the car so doesn’t see the plexiglass separating the front seats from the back seat.  Mackenzie steps up onto the SUV and Ayoola jams the couch into her driving her to the Plexiglas.  He slams the trunk closed and rushes to the driver seat where he starts the car and drives off.  Mackenze starts banging on the glass and screaming but nobody can hear her. 

                Ayoola easily forces the petite blond into his basement when he gets home.  He hand cuffs her arms to a bar he has attached to his ceiling.  Mackenzie pleads with him to let her go and he doesn’t have to do this.  She promises that if he lets her go, she won’t tell anyone.  Ayoola uses a machete to cut off her clothes and as Mackenzie stands there naked, Ayoola says, “You will obey everything I tell you to do.  Your body belongs to me.  Do you understand?”

                Mackenzie sniffles as the emotional distress and crying has caused mucus to generate in her nose.  She responds, “Please, I didn’t do anything to you.  I’m a virgin; I won’t be enjoyable for you.  Just let me go.”

                Since Ayoola is behind her, Mackenze doesn’t realize that he has a whip in his hand.  He cracks the whip against her butt and Mackenzie shrieks.  He asks again, “Do you understand me?”

                “YES!” Mackenzie screams out. 

                Over the next couple days, Ayoola tortures and rapes Mackenzie repeatedly.  The once smooth, baby faced girl has a strung out look on her face.  Her previously unblemished skin is filled with lacerations on her back and bruises throughout her body.  Her once well maintained nails have some missing on her toes and hands as Ayoola ripped some out just to hear her scream.              

                Ayoola comes downstairs to see Mackenzie in the fetal position.  She barely reacts to his presence now.  She has learned that she is helpless.  She doesn’t resist, she has fully accepted her fate.  Ayoola declares, “You know, you’ve gotten very ugly.”

                “I’m sorry master” Mackenzie nonchalantly responds

                “I think I’m done with you.”

                “Okay, I’m sorry I can no longer pleasure you.”  In less traumatic states, Mackenzie may have taken this as a sign of hope that she would be released.  Hope, however, has long since left her psyche.  Now, she just doesn’t react and waits for her new torture. 

                “Get up on all fours”

                Mackenzie lifts herself on her hands and knees.  Ayoola comes up behind her and lunges his penis into her anus.  Mackenzie still winces when this happens.  Ayoola reached around with a machete-wielding right hand and slits Mackenzie’s throat. Unlike her experience in this dungeon, Mackenzie doesn’t suffer as she dies quickly with her severely severed throat.  Ayoola then makes a large fire in his fireplace and tosses Mackenzie in it as if she were a piece of wood.  The flames of the fire turn whatever is left of her pale skin into a charred black. 

                Back in Arizona, Abby responds to what their target did with, “Well, a Nigerian immigrant tortured a girl in a soundproof basement.  He murdered her and burned her body.”

                “This is an anomaly.  Salt Lake City is usually a conservative political town and Nigerians are usually good at assimilating and are here to actually work hard for the American dream rather than suck the tit of American entitlements.”

                “Well, we don’t discriminate. All cultures have their bad apples.”

                “I always estimate it at at least 20%.”

                “Whatever, bottom line is, the mainstream media has refused to use the guy’s name because they don’t want to offend the few black people in Salt Lake City.”

                “So, they are covering it up.  They just call him ‘Salt Lake City man’”

                “Yea, it’s textbook what we do.”

                “You misunderstand me. At no point am I avoiding this case.  It’s just an indication that the country is really declining since it’s not just Democrat places with this PC bullshit.  Let’s go.”

                Abby and Nouno book a flight and go to Salt Lake City.  Nouno is looking at his phone and smiles.  Abby realizes it in the corner of her eye and asks, “What can possibly be making you happy now?”

                “Judicial Watch is putting a FOIA request in”

                “You know, it’s weird how they do a better job of getting documents than the Republican congress and DOJ.”

                “I do know that.  See, government can’t do anything better than private organizations and citizens.” Abby gives Nouno a dirty look as she recognizes the shot against her left leaning beliefs.  Nouno continues, “I’m serious, look at us.  We do a better job than the local cops.  That’s true for any city we’ve been to.”

                “So you’re saying we’re like judicial watch”

                “I am”

                “Alright, I can handle that.  So what is the FOIA request for?”

                “The correspondence between Hillary, Christopher Steele, Bruce Ohr and others.  Basically the back channels into the DOJ, FBI and CIA by Hillary, Glenn Simpson and Christopher Steele”

                “That sounds kind of juicy. What did they find out?”

                “Steele owns a company called Orbis”

                “Is that background or is that what they found out?”

                “Background”

                “Stop the suspense and just tell me”

                “Well Orbis was sending intelligence reports to Johnathan Weiner and Victoria Nuland since 2014.”

                “Those are state department people.  Why would they need Steele to tell them information?”

                ‘Exactly, seems like the FBI and CIA were giving Steele information.  Their source wasn’t one way but a two way street.”

                “Why though?”

                “So that Steele could launder information to the state department without exposing the FBI and CIA.  The FBI and CIA can say they didn’t leak to the media.  That is both true and misleading.  They told someone that would tell the media or other people they wanted to know.”

                “So it’s a cover your ass move”

                “Yup”

                “This is fucked up.  I hope you’re wrong.”

                “Honestly, I do too but I keep getting more and more information”

                “Well, it’s still a conspiracy theory in my book.  All circumstantial”

                “All cases are built on a series of circumstantial evidence.”

                “Yea, I know, you say that a lot but I don’t know.  All we know is that Orbis talked to Weiner and Nuland.  We don’t know how Orbis found out the information.  I mean, Steele was an MI6 spy so he may have other means than just our FBI and CIA.”

                “Fine, it does provide an explanation for one thing though”

                “What’s that?”

                “How did Glenn Simpson know to talk to Steele to launder his dossier into the DOJ?  How do they know each other?”

                “You’re saying Weiner and Nuland made the introduction.”

                “It’s possible”

                “You’re speculating again.  Any  facts here?  What did the correspondence actually say?”

                “Most of it had to do with Ukraine.  Steele was giving intelligence reports to Ukraine, which in turn gave it to Nuland, Weiner and Alexandra Chalupa of the DNC.”

                “The same names keep popping up.  That could be how they found out about Manafort.  Not to mention Biden, Hillary and George Soros were heavily involved in Ukraine.  It keeps going back to Ukraine.”

                “Now who’s speculating?”

                “It’s just an observation”

                “Well you know I agree.  You may be on to something that it may not have been the FBI and CIA”

                “What makes you say that?”

                “There’s a Wall Street Journal piece that uncovered Glenn Simpson meeting with people to perpetuate his story.”

                “Well, that’s just good due diligence.  He owns Fusion GPS, which gets oppositional research on people.  I’m not too concerned about that.”

                “I guess you’re right.  Not as interesting as I thought it was.”

                Nouno and Abby land in Salt Lake City and check into the hotel.  Nouno is a little upset because this city doesn’t allow you to have strong alcohol.  Even the beer is under 4% alcohol.  He looks up and says, “You know Abby, we don’t even have to sound proof the hotel room.”

                “Why not?  Oh wait, we can just use this asshole’s basement”

                “Right”

                “I like it” Abby says with a smile.

                “Alright, did you find anything on social media?”

                “No need.  The piece of shit likes pretty blondes.  I’m a pretty blond.  This is Utah, they’re very communal.   I’m just going to knock on his door and turn the charm on.  Then I’m going to jab him with a syringe”

                “Don’t you think that he’s going to be on guard since it made national news what he did?”

                “No, they refused to reveal his name.  Remember, these are Mormons.  God teaches them to forgive and turn the other cheek.  They don’t condemn.  That’s for God to do.  He’ll probably think I’m just being neighborly and letting him know that just because he did something horrendous, we can forgive him and he’s not going to be a pariah.  After all, pariahs are what pretty much all the mass shooters are so we’re doing the Christian thing to thwart a mass shooting.”

                “Well, we’re still doing that just not by giving him a community but to remove him from the community that is the realm of the living.”

                “Precisely,” Abby said with a huge contagious smile that would disarm almost any man. 

                “Alright, well, it’s worth a shot.”

                Abby and Nouno go to Ayoola’s house.  Abby palms the syringe and hits the doorbell with the same smile she had given Nouno.  Nouno looks on from the car clutching the steering wheel so hard his hands are sweating.  Although Abby is normally used as bait, it always makes him extremely nervous.

                Ayoola doesn’t know what to make of the door bell at first.  He thinks it might be people trying to convert him to Mormonism as they often go door to door.  He checks the window and sees a pretty blond with tremendous curves.  He jumps back and realizes he kind of misses having a sex slave.  Perhaps there is a God as He just gave him a replacement.  He opens the door matching her smile and says, “Hi, how may I help you?”

                Abby’s voice raises an octave as she tilts her head to the side and states, “Hi sir, it’s time for revenge” as she drives the syringe into the bottom of his head driving it into his lower jaw and depressing the trigger. 

Ayoola collapses almost immediately and Abby looks back at the car and waves Nouno to come inside.  Nouno gets out of the car and walks inside.  They drag Ayoola to the basement.  Nouno and Abby then grab a table and carry it to the basement.  They pick up Ayoola’s dead weight and lay him on the table.  Nouno at 6’0” 220 pounds does most of the work.  They duck tape him to the table then they go out to their car.  Nouno brings in two empty gallon milk cartons and a rag.  Nouno fills up the gallon jugs with water and brings it to the basement.  Now they just need to wait for Ayoola to wake up.

Ayoola does wake up and struggles with his constraints.  Nouno has the table leaned against the wall and is leaning on the other side so Ayoola can’t knock it over.  He starts, “I’m sure you’re wondering why you’re like this?”

“Not really, you’re girl already told me she was out for revenge”

Abby chimes in, “I said that right before I knocked you out.  You remember that?”

“I was conscious when you said it, why wouldn’t I”

“Well usually people are disoriented when we do this.”

“You do realize that I’m a black man so if you do anything to me, you’ll be crucified by the American public.”

“If they knew about it, yes that is what would happen but they won’t”

“Just remember what happened to Officer Pantaleo in New York”

Nouno was originally from New York so did keep abreast of the news.  He knew that the death of Eric Garner led to the firing of Office Pantaleo, who took him down with a restraining hold.  Since Garner was ridiculously unhealthy, he died in the ambulance from stress induced complications.  It had nothing to do with what Pantaleo did as he dealt with the situation by the book.  He responded, “Well the commissioner O’Neill is a pussy and caved to pressure from communist mayor De Blasio.”

“And you don’t think your superiors will condemn you for this?”

“Considering I’m not a cop and have no superiors, no I don’t”

“Yea, O’Neill really ostracized his subordinate cops”

“Even though he tried to assuage them by saying that if he was a cop, he’d be mad at him too, I don’t think it helped at all.  He and De Blasio just made New York a more dangerous place”

“Well, Pantaleo shouldn’t have gone around attacking black people.”

“He didn’t. He was responding to complaints by store owners that thought a 350 pound man selling cigarettes on the corner intimidated customers.”

“That’s discriminatory don’t you think.  Stereotyping large black men.”

“There’s a reason for stereotypes.  Clubs do it all the time.  They don’t let bikers hang out in front of the stores because it scares the girls away.  Drug dealers are bad for business.  Pantaleo was just doing his job by responding to a community asking for his help to deal with someone doing something illegal.  This is standard police work.”

“You’re blaming him for being big.  That’s like someone calling you a NAZI for being bald”

“If someone were to question me for that, I would respond.  If I was doing something illegal, like Garner was, I wouldn’t resist arrest.”

“He put him in a chokehold”

“No he didn’t”

“Yes, he did”

“You don’t know the difference.  Here let me show you.”  Nouno jammed his four fingers into one of Ayoola’s ceratoid arteries and his thumb on the other and squeezed.  This is an extremely painful way to debilitate your body and force someone of any size to bend to your will.  As Ayoola struggled ineffectively, Nouno calmly proceeded, “See, to the untrained person, this would be considered a choke hold because my hands are on your throat.  The medical definition of being strangled, however, is I need to break your hyoid bone by forward pressure.  The hyoid bone is in the front of your neck but my hands are on either side of your hyoid bone so there’s no pressure on the bone at all.  As you are realizing though, it still hurts.  Anyway, this is what law enforcement does.  They avoid the windpipe so they don’t kill someone by strangulation but they can control them.  If you weren’t restrained right now, I would demonstrate by easily moving your body back and forth using one hand.  Anyway, I think you get the point.  This is not a choke hold.  I’m simply cutting off the blood flow to your brain.  If I did this, however, as he moved his thumb to the front of his neck and put pressure on the hyoid bone which pressed against his windpipe, now I’m choking you and this is a choke hold.”

After his speech, Nouno let go of Ayoola’s neck, which caused him to cough violently.  Usually Nouno only keeps the hold on for a couple seconds but even that causes the person’s neck to be in nagging pain for two weeks.  Ayoola was in the hold for much longer and his neck was throbbing but as Nouno explained, it wasn’t life threatening as his breathing was not affected.  Ayoola cried out, “Seems like a chokehold to me”

Nouno gave Abby a look.  Abby covered Ayoola mouth with the rag and Nouno poured the water onto the rag.  Nouno articulated, “See, Garner resisted arrest so Pantaleo put him in the hold to get him to surrender.  It worked.  It’s not his fault that Garner panicked like a little bitch and gave himself a heart attack. Remember he died in the ambulance.  If you say it was a chokehold again, I’m going to do this again.”

Nouno stopped pouring and Abby removed the rag.  Ayoola coughed violently as being water boarded isn’t fun.  Abby took the empty milk jug and went upstairs to fill it up again.  Ayoola burst out, “What the fuck man?  This isn’t exactly a fair trial if I disagree with you and you torture me.”

“You’re right, I’m not interested in a fair trial”

“Neither was Pantaleo”

“False, he had two fair investigations.  The DOJ and City of New York investigated and cleared him of any criminal charges so he was unfairly fired.  He should probably sue the city of New York.”

“Well, you know how it is.  White cop, black criminal”

“You know, you’re the only African I met that plays the race card.  You really are a piece of shit but neither investigation found racial intent so the fact that Pantaleo is white and Garner is black is irrelevant.” 

“The cops rushed to judgment”

“No they didn’t, they spent several minutes trying to talk him down before Pantaleo did what he had to do.”

“What he had to do? You mean murder him?”

Nouno jammed a knife into Ayoola’s knee and reprimanded him, “He wasn’t murdered; he died from a police encounter.  Garner was in complete control of the interaction.  All he had to do was comply and not resist arrest.”

Ayoola screamed in pain and exclaimed, “Why are you doing this to me?”

“Well you tortured that girl, so I’m torturing you.  I do want to know two things.  There’s a debate over what’s worse water boarding or Chinese water torture.  Also, what’s worse being stabbed in the knee or in the Achilles Heel?  So, you’ve experience two.  I’ll wait before executing the other two so you can compare.”

“What if I don’t want to answer?”

“You of all people should know that people tend to do things they don’t want to do when they’re tortured”

“Can I still debate with you?”

“Yes, just don’t lie.”

“Fine, the cops could have just tackled him, they didn’t need to use a hold involving the neck.”

“Garner stood against a plate glass window.  If they tackled him through it, then both Garner and the cop probably would have died.  It’s not like the movies, if you go through a window, it’s a medical emergency and you probably won’t live through it.”

                “Not to use the term you don’t like, but Garner did say he couldn’t breathe.”

                “If you can say ‘I can’t breathe’ then you’re not being choked.  Garner said that after the hold was released.”

                “Then he couldn’t breathe in the hold.”

                “Yes he could, he just didn’t realize it.  Just like how you probably thought you couldn’t breathe when I had you in the hold.  Either way, when he let go, he could breathe again.  The fact that he said he couldn’t breathe when not in the hold, means it was him panicking from being in the hold not the hold itself.”

                “That seems like a cop out”

                “Maybe, but doesn’t change the fact that it wasn’t the hold that was the problem, it was the reaction to the hold.”

                “So you’re blaming the victim”

                “You’re damn right I am.”

                “What if I said that since that girl was wearing skimpy clothing, she deserved what I did to her?”

                Nouno drove his knife into Ayoola’s left Achilles Heel and softly explained, “No, because you actually harmed her unnecessarily.  Your actions were intended to harm.  You intended to kill her.  See, intent is very big in the justice system of the United States.  Now that you’ve been stabbed in the knee and the Achilles Heel, which hurt more?”

                “Fuck you” Ayoola screamed out

                “I could always retest” as Nouno raised the knife over Ayoola’s head so he could see it.  Ayoola replied, “The Achilles, definitely the Achilles”

                “Thank You, now what do you think of Officer Pantaleo”

                “I still think he’s racist”

                Nouno covered Ayoola’s mouth with duck tape and saw his eyes widen in fear.  Abby grabbed a chair and sat across from Nouno with a timer on her phone to go off every thirty seconds.  She had an eye dropper and she filled it with water.  Every time the buzzer went off, Abby used the eye dropper to descend a drop of water onto Ayoola’s forehead.  She remarked casually, “What happened to your friend that took her kid to Virginia Tech for college?”

                “They had orientation and he found out that I was right about how college campuses are just liberal indoctrination camps.”

                “I thought your friend is apolitical”

                “He is, but he sees my point now.”

                “How so?  What could possibly happen at orientation?”

                “Every speaker that got up gave their name and preferred pronouns.  The name tags also had preferred pronouns on it.  When they separated the kids from the adults, the teachers told the parents not to be surprised if their kids come back changed.”

                “Well, isn’t that the point of college, for kids to grow into adults?”

                “Yea, but my friend is a little suspicious on what ‘change’ they’re talking about given the emphasis they put on preferred pronouns.  He’s beginning to question what he has saved up all these years for.”

                “I can see his point but at the end of the day, you got to just trust that you raised your kids well enough that they won’t fall victim to the indoctrination.”

                “At the same time, you don’t want a school to try so hard to indoctrinate.  You want the pressure to come from peers and the biggest taste of freedom they’ve had not the institution.  The institution is supposed to aid the children into the transition to adulthood not be an obstacle.”

                “Yea, I guess they’re not going to be getting any additional money from Alumni contributions or donations.”

                “That is honestly the only way these schools will stop.  They need to be defunded by the donors and benefactors.  More of them should be aware of this indoctrination because these positions don’t poll very well.  That, and the government needs to get out of education since, like everything else, they’ve made it worse.”

                “I know that’s your position but I’m still skeptical.  College is still a positive experience for kids I believe.”

                “Well, we differ there.  Did you hear about the New York Times leak?”

                “No, but isn’t a newspaper’s job to leak? So saying they leaked something is a little redundant.”

                “No, they had a meeting with the top editor.  That’s what leaked, the content of the meeting.”

                “Oh what happened?”

                “The top editor admitted that they weren’t journalists anymore.  He told them that they believed Mueller’s testimony would vindicate them but that backfired immensely.  The new strategy, as he explained, was to stop with this Russian collusion nonsense and go to a different hoax”

                “Which would be?”

                “Trump is a racist”

                “Oh well that’s true” she rejoined with a smile

                “Yea, that’s why he keeps bragging about black and Hispanic unemployment being at an all time low.”

                “He said that there were fine people in the Neo-NAZI’s”

                “No he didn’t. He said there were fine people on both sides of the debate on whether or not to take down the Confederate statue.  His very next sentence was ‘I’m not talking about the Neo-NAZI’s and White Supremacists because they should be condemned totally.’  What did you think that meant?”

                Abby took out her phone and looked up the speech and found out Nouno was right.  The very next sentence was President Trump clarifying and condemning White Supremacists and Neo-NAZIs. She shrugged her shoulders and undeterred, offered, “Well, proving someone isn’t racist is harder than proving they didn’t collude with Russia.  That hoax would be easier to perpetuate especially since they love changing the meaning of words.”

                “Are you trying to get a rise out of me and make me rant?”

                “Yes” Abby replied with a large grin

                “Well, you know how I hate how they change the English language and pretend non-emotive words like ‘binder’ and ‘clown’ are all of a sudden ethnic and chauvinistic terms.”

                “Yea, I know that’s why I said it” maintaining the grin

                “CNN has joined in to.  They had a commentator admit that she’s having trouble reconciling Israel not letting Ilhan Omar and Rashida Talib into the country.”

                “Well, they’re very open about how they want Israel eliminated off the map.”

                “Right, but that’s not the problem CNN has because then they would just condemn Israel for being racist.”

                “So, what problem do they have?”

                “Mifsa, the organization arranging the trip to Israel, is linked to praising Neo-NAZI’s and female suicide bombers.”

                “Ah, so Talib and Omar want to travel with racists and they’re calling Israel racist for not letting them.  So, they don’t care about the racism of Mifsa but they do about Israel.  Yea, hard to make a sentence without being a hypocrite”

                “Not really.  Just call Talib and Omar the racists, and then everything is consistent.  As for Israel, admit what you just said.  They don’t want to let someone into their country that wants it destroyed.”

                “Yea but they’re allowed in congress in America and they want to destroy America too.”

                “I will agree that is a problem with our system.  It is an abuse of the first amendment but it’s not something I want to deny to them.  They use their rights to be racist idiots and I use mine to condemn them but I don’t want them suppressed.”

                “You’re just saying that because you think they’re hurting the Democrat party because they’re scaring away the moderates.”

                “Just like Eric Garner scared away clients and intimidated store owners since they didn’t want to anger him by asking him to leave”

                “Is that your hint to tell me to stop our little experiment?”

                “Yea, let’s see what happens”

                Abby was religiously dropping the water every thirty seconds during their conversation ignoring any moans Ayoola made from under the duck tape.  Nouno asked, “What was worse?  That or water boarding?”

                “Water Boarding but that was pretty fucking annoying”

                Abby looked up, “You know, I think the point of Chinese Water torture is to do it over a couple hours.”

                “Yea, you’re right.”

                Abby and Nouno strategized and found a way to drip water sporadically for a couple of hours through a series of ties.  They then left and canvassed the area for crematoriums.  When they figured out their plan, they got something to eat and came back.  It had been a few hours and Ayoola was right where they left him.  They didn’t bother to put the duck tape on because they wanted him to scream to no avail since he sound proofed his own basement.  When they came back, they asked him again.  Ayoola’s face looked drained and strung out. Nouno took down the contraption and inquired, “So, what’s worse?”

                “Well, you only water boarded me once.  If you kept doing it, then I still say the water boarding but right now since I had to go for so long with that, the Chinese Water torture.”

                “Yea, but if you’re trying to get information, water boarding would get the information quicker.”

                “Yes, I would agree with that.”

                “Great, how miserable do you feel right now?”

                “Horrendous.  I thank you for allowing me to recognize what I did to that poor girl.  I’m so sorry for what I did.  I’m disgusted with my actions.  I wish I could take it all back.  I know what I need to do.  I need to turn myself in and request to be punished.”

                “Oh, no you don’t have to do that.” Nouno responded with a tone to make it seem like his reconciliatory attitude was working.

                Abby took a sympathetic tone and explained, “Yea, we’re going to punish you right now.”

                With that, Nouno thrust the knife into Ayoola’s chest killing him instantly.  Abby and Nouno went into autopilot mode as they wrapped the body and waited for darkness before loading it into the car and bringing it to the crematorium.  They incinerated the body and came back later to dispose of the bones in the proper way to hide all tracks that they were there.  The following day, Nouno and Abby got on the plane and went back to Arizona.  While on the plane, Abby remarked, “You know, this isn’t the first rapist or murderer we killed.  We normally don’t torture them.  What made this different?”

                “Are you having regrets?”

                “No, I do think he was one of the worst people we killed.  It’s just interesting.  We normally go extra for child rapists but we made an exception here.”

                “We did because he made a sound proof room so he could torture her while he raped and murdered her.  This wasn’t someone who was just horny and gave in to baser instincts.  He drew it out and wanted her to scream.”

                Abby tensed up and thought about this.  She shook her head as her lower lip protruded in front of her top lip and nodded, “Yea, I think you’re right.”

                “Alrighty then”

                They landed in Arizona and went home.  There was no coverage in the media about Ayoola’s disappearance.  Just how the media refused to publish his name and cover up what happened, they ignored the story of his disappearance.  To the community, they were just happy that he was gone and didn’t really care where he went.  To the Mormons of Salt Lake City, it was good riddance for Ayoola Ajayi.  Nouno and Abby transitioned to their regular routine awaiting the next time Abby found another case.