Larry the Billionaire Episode 42 defend and Attack

                Lily is a petite blond at 5’2” with shoulder length hair with curves proportioned to her small frame.  She lives in Portland, OR and loves the friendly people and lax atmosphere.  As it is a weekend, she has time to make the half hour trip to one of the suburbs of Portland known as Lake Oswego, which is a more affluent area of the city.  She goes into a French bakery on 4^th street named St, Honore and buys some crocetts to take back to her apartment.  Although the round trip is going to be an hour and there’s always a line at the bakery, it’s worth it. 

                While driving back, there is a group of ANTIFA members blocking the street.  She stops her car and sighs.  Although Portland is very liberal, Lily doesn’t really partake as she’s not interested in politics.  At 35, she’s lived through Democrat and Republican presidents and her life didn’t seem to be much different under either.  She looks down at her Crocetts and has an idea.  She gets out of her car and flashes a charming smile as she walks up to them and her voice raises an octave and tucks her head into her shoulders to appear vulnerable, “Hi, I really want to get home.  I know you’re protesting something worthwhile but I’m really not a threat.  I’ll give you a crocett if you let me through.”

                “”Fuck you!” a female voice comes from behind one of the masks of the person next to whom she was speaking. 

Although they had masks on, it wasn’t hard to determine which were male and which were female.  The male she was speaking to barked, “Look at you fascist pig!  You exploit people to live your high society life.  Your wealth is built on the backs of people who actually did the work!”

“Ummm, I’m not rich”

                “You went to St. Honore’s in Lake Oswego, that’s where the rich people live.”

                “I don’t live in Lake Oswego; I just went there for some Crocetts.”

                “Fascist!”

                Lily suddenly found herself surrounded and she screamed but had nowhere to go.  They started shoving her and throwing things at her putting a bullhorn to her ear and depressing the button.  Disoriented and scared, she drops her crocetts in her purse and pulls out pepper spray and releases the trigger spraying wildly.  Seeing a path back to her car, she runs and hops inside and locks the door. 

                The ANTIFA crowd surrounds the car and bangs on it.  A gunshot is heard and they all disperse allowing Lily to drive through.  She gets to her apartment and pulls on a blanket still shaking from the encounter.  Little does she know that it’s only going to get worse.

 

                Larry is headed to Portland to visit his brother and his three kids that live in Lake Oswego.  As he talks to his sister-in-law, she ribs him as they are on the opposite sides of the political spectrum.  She asks, “How does it feel to be in a sanctuary city?”

                “Well, considering I left one in New York for sunny Florida, pretty good.  Hopefully you guys aren’t as dumb as New York, though normally it’s just environmental shit you care about.”

                “Yea, when it comes to taxes, we like our no sales tax.”

                “I wish New York followed that, they got some of the highest in the country but I digress”

                “What did New York do that was so dumb about illegal immigrants?”

                “They let them have driver’s licenses”

                “Well, they’re people too.  I think it’s good to get them out of the shadows and allow them access to assimilate.”

                “Are you kidding?  DMV’s in New York are overrun with illegals getting IDs.  This is after they kept claiming voter ID is racist because Black and Latino Americans don’t know how to get an ID.  Well, the ones here illegally seem to have no problem with that.”

                “I don’t see a problem with it, just hire more people.  They got 11 months to get it straight”

                “And there it is, garner more votes for the Democrats as illegals are the new blacks.”

                “Oh come on!”

                “What do you think is going to happen to car insurance rates?  Geico just started insuring Jersey. Before, they didn’t because it’s the most densely populated state.  I wouldn’t be surprised if they leave from New York now.”

                “You’re exaggerating.”

                “What’s to stop them from paying the first premium payment and then, after getting the card, stop paying?”

                “Anyone can do that.”

                “Yes, but clearly they don’t care about US law considering they broke it to get here so why would they care about this law?  Most people are law abiding citizens and pay.  The more people who don’t pay, the higher the rate goes for everyone else.”

                “That’s the insurance company’s problem.”

                “They have a tendency to make their problems our problems.  The government will make them out to be the bad guy but, once again, government is causing the problem and blaming corporations.”

                “What do you think about the Iraq embassy attack?” she inquired with a smug expression on her face.

                “I think it’s funny that it was led by Hadi Al-Amiri whom Obama welcomed in the White House as a friend and helped him by giving him a lot of money.”

                “That was 2011, a lot has changed since then.”

                “Yea, he apparently hates America and is leading a raid on our embassy.”

                “You were very critical of Obama and Hillary when Benghazi happened.”

                “Still am”

                “You don’t find that hypocritical?”

                “No, there’s no comparison except that an embassy was attacked in both cases.  In Benghazi, Obama and Hillary cowered and hid and let the people of the embassy fend for themselves and there were American casualties.  In Iraq, Trump backed them with an air strike and show of force with marines and there were no American casualties as the protestors dispersed and ran like the cowards they are.  Trump sent a message and it seems like they got it.”

                “It’s because of US military strikes and involvement over there.”

                “You sound like Hillary when she blamed a video for the Benghazi attack.”

                “She admitted the video was no excuse for what they did.”

                “She still let our boys die.  Now, the media is running cover calling the terrorists ‘mourners’”

                “There have been numerous protests for a while now, this was inevitable.”

                “Those were Iraqi’s protesting Iran’s influence in Iraq.  This was Iranians protesting the Americans.  Don’t conflate the two.  An Anti-Iran protest is not an Anti-US protest.  Obama isn’t president anymore; the United States isn’t the same as Iran like it was when he was in charge.”

                “That’s not fair!” she exclaimed

                Larry laughed, “That may be slightly hyperbolic”

                “There’s no such thing as ‘slightly hyperbolic.  There’s nothing ‘slight’ about being hyperbolic.”

                “That is true.”

                The debate was interrupted with little kids screaming and wanting to play.  After a day of that, Larry left to go to a bar for some peace and quiet.  At the bar, Larry notices a woman slumped over a drink.  Rather than lift the drink to her, she opts to bend over and sip it.   Larry walks over and sits next to her, “Maybe you’ve had enough.”

                The girl sits up and stares at him and he realizes that her eyes aren’t really bloodshot and she’s sitting sturdy so isn’t as drunk as he thought she was.  “Oh no, I’m not drunk….yet.  I just had a rough day.”

                “Do you want to talk about it?”

                “No”

                “Alright then, I’ll let you go back to drinking alone.  You know what they say: alcohol is the cause of and solution to all life’s problems.”

                “I would like you to distract me though.”

                “I can do that; what do you want to talk about?”

                “Anything besides why I’m upset.”

                “Well, since I don’t know what it is, I don’t know what will trigger it.”

                “Try something and see if it triggers anything.”

                “I think it’s so ridiculous that some people in the fake news are still promoting the Russia collusion hoax.”

                “Right wing viewpoints is normally a trigger in this town but you found one of the few that doesn’t give a shit about politics.  Good; how is fake news promoting it?”

                “Well, they based the whole collusion on a dossier written by Glenn Simpson but he gave credit to Christopher Steele so that the FBI would believe it.  Now that they know it’s completely made up with bullshit sources, they’re just making up sources.”

                The woman was resting her head on her hand as her elbow was on the table.  She was looking at him not flirtatiously but interested in a mocking way.  “Is there going to be any substance to your general statements?”

                “The New York Times ran an article about how Donald Trump made it dangerous with this witch hunt thing so a CIA informant that was in the Kremlin had to be removed but he was so close to Vladiimir Putin so it sucks that we had to burn such a close asset.”

                “If we had him, then we could have stopped Russia from meddling”

                “Their meddling was Facebook posts.  Most people in this bar probably posted something on social media about how they hated Trump so that was just as meddlesome as the Russians.”

                “What happened to this asset?”

                “At first he didn’t want to leave but then he did.”

                “I mean, if the New York Times knows about him and he was so deeply connected, he probably would have been worried the Russians would kill him after the article.  Did they make a peep?”

                “Nope”

                “Yea, not very believable, Russians like bitching about when we involve ourselves in their business.”

                “I agree”

                “So, who are the bullshit sources for this dossier?”

                “Steele, Halper, Simpson, Sergei Millian, George Nadar.”

                “At least we have one Russian in there.”

                “Millan might be Ukrainian”

                “He sounds Russian.”

                “Yes, and half of Ukraine is Russian anyway.”

                “If they had all these guys, why make up the super secret spy?”

                “They wanted to reverse engineer it.  Let us know that maybe the sources we know about are bullshit but the one we don’t know is legitimate.”

                “Sadly, people do fall for that.  During a lot of these bullshit sexual assault cases, the evidence always seems flimsy but when you say that to someone all of a sudden you hate women and they are positive that the lawyers and doctors know something that we don’t.”

                “Yea, I’m a skeptic myself” Larry had a curious tone because the woman seemed overly upset about these fake lawsuits, which was odd for a woman to be upset in favor of the alleged sexual predator.

                “The Nadar dude, what’s his story?”

                “He was on Mueller’s probe investigating Trump.”

                “Alright, that probe found shit.”

                “Yes, but he just got accused of illegal donations to the Clintons.”

                “Someone on Mueller’s panel is a Clinton donor?”

                “A massive one.”

                “That would be a conflict of interest no?”

                “Technically Trump also gave money to Hillary when she ran against Obama.  Rich people hedge their bets and give money to both candidates.”

                “Not so much it is considered illegal though.”

                “No, definitely not.”

                “He was actually pretty shady.  He set up a meeting in Seychelles with Erik Prince and Kirill Dementiev, who is the head of the Russian Direct Investment Fund.”

                “Who is Erik Prince?”

                “He used to own Blackwater.”

                The woman shakes her head, “Yea, don’t know them either.  Is that like a financial firm or something?”

                “It’s basically a private army and military training facility.  Erik Prince was a Navy SEAL so he trains and arms people to run military-style missions.  The way he describes it is that he’s like Fed-Ex and the US military is like the USPS.  He doesn’t want to replace it, but if people are willing to pay, he’ll be more efficient because the private sector will always be more efficient than government.”

                “He’s a mercenary.”

                “Except his loyalty is always to the United States.”

                “It may become a problem if the price was right for him not to be.”

                “You’re not the only to think that but it never happened.”

                “Is that why Nadar wanted to take him down?”

                “No, his sister is Betsy Devoss who is in Trump’s cabinet or something.”

                “Oh, so it’s someone linked to Donald Trump meeting with a Russian.  I see where they’re going with this.”

                “Like all the other incidents where Trump satellite people are talking to Russians, it was a setup funded and planned by Hillary Clinton.  The two lobbyists for Hillary Clinton are linked to the Direct Investment fund.  That isn’t even from a conservative outlet but Salon.com, which is left wing.”

                “Where are you going with all this?”

                “I’m trying to tell you that a presidential candidate in coordination with the president and CIA director set up her opponent in order to paint him as a traitor and there’s no ramification for it so this will embolden people to try it again in the future.”

                The woman had a horrified expression on her face as it was sinking in.  She spoke slowly, “I do admit that would be problematic if that keeps happening.  Then again, you don’t want to piss off some guy that has a private army.”

                “Well, Prince sold Blackwater in 2010 for a tenth of what it was worth because liberals kept suing him for war crimes or other bullshit.  They hated him because he was for private ownership of military grade weapons.”

                “Yea, living in this town I can see that.  That’s the one fucked up thing about this county.  Frivolous fucking lawsuits!”

                Larry was taken aback by this comment.  He stuck out his hand and tentatively stated, “I’m Larry by the way.”

                She shook it, “Lily”

                “It seems like ‘lawsuits’ is your trigger.  You keep reacting very negatively to it.”

                She took a deep breath, “Yea, I got sued today.”

                “I’m guessing you think it’s frivolous.”

                She snapped back, “Of course it is!  I got surrounded and harassed by a group of ANTIFA assholes.  Look at me, I’m tiny.  They were throwing shit so I was scared.  I carry a can of pepper spray for a reason so I used it to clear a path.  Now these fucking jackasses are suing me for assault with a weapon, battery, and a couple of other shit.”

                “I’m visiting my sister-in-law here, she tells me that ANTIFA is exaggerated here and it’s only like six people.”

                “Well, that’s not true.  I don’t know where the fuck she lives in Portland.”

                “Lake Oswego”

                “Oh God, tell her not to come here then.  That’s why they attacked me; I had food from Lake Oswego so they thought I was rich.  You’re sister-in-law must be loaded.”

                “I get that a lot from Uber drivers when I have to go to her place.”

                “There may be a good reason for that.  Is she right wing like you?”

                “No, she’s right at home here.”

                Lily turned away, “Pity, I’m going to need a good lawyer.  This is Portland and people are actually giving them money to put me away.  Calling me a fascist and they need to make an example out of me that there will be no tolerance for the intolerant.  I don’t even give a shit about politics.”

                Lily took a long sip of her drink.  Larry sized her up and felt she was attractive enough for his indecent proposals he loved so much.  He replied, “Well, what would you be willing to do to have the resources to fight this?”

                Lily turned to him interested, “To not go to jail and have my life ruined for defending myself?”

                “Yea”

                “I can’t really think of anything I wouldn’t do off the top of my head.”

                “Except maybe assault and batter someone.”

                “Funny” she responded with no sincerity in her voice.

                “Would you fuck me for the money?”

                It was Lily’s turn to size him up.  “Are you offering?”

                “Yes, I thought I made that clear.”

                “You’re sister-in-law isn’t the only one that’s rich then.”

                “I’m a billionaire, she’s not.”

                “Interesting proposal, how long are you in town for?”

                “Oh, I’ll fly back for this.”

                Lily flashed him a wide smile, “Let me think about it when I haven’t been drinking.”

                “Makes sense.  What’s your number?”

                Lily gave it to him and he called it so she had his.  “Call me if you decide you want to take me up on the offer.  Keep in mind, we both will have to go to a doctor to test for STD’s.  If you’re not clean, deals off.”

                ‘Likewise”

                “Alright then.  I’ll let you go back to your self-misery.”

                Lily again smiled, “thanks” she rejoined

                It took exactly two days before Lily called him back.  He answered the phone, “Yes”

                “Hi, it’s Lily.  We met at the bar in Portland…”

                “Yes, you have legal bills you would like taken care of.”

                Lily was glad he remembered so quickly.  It made her believe he didn’t make that offer multiple times in the last few days.  “The local papers have been vilifying me as well.  If I’m going to whore myself out, I don’t only want it to be defensive but I want to go after the papers for defamation and countersue my attackers.”

                “Sounds like a plan.  Your terms are acceptable.”

                “Are you still in Portland?”

                “Yes”

                “Can we do it tonight?”

                “No, you have to get tested first as do I”

                “Oh right, yea.  I’ll get an appointment and let you know.”

                “Since you were going to do it tonight, I assume you’re free tonight for the STD test.”

                “I am”

                “Excellent, I have a doctor for you to see.”

                Lily laughed, “Alright”

                Lily goes to the doctor and gets tested as does Larry.  When all the tests come back, they are sent back and Larry calls her, “You good?”

                “Yup, tonight?”

                “Yes” and gives her the name of the hotel and room number he’s in. 

                Lily comes into the hotel room and finds Larry in his boxers.  She utters, “I’m not normally a slut.”

                “I understand”

                “No, I mean, we need to have a conversation first.”

                “What would you like to talk about?”

                “I don’t know, just pick something.”

                “Well, since you are being attacked for defending yourself, maybe we should talk about other people that are in a similar predicament.  Did you hear about Jack Wilson in Texas?”

                “Is he the guy that killed the church shooter?”

                “Yes”

                “People think he’s a hero.”

                “Yes, they think he is, but all the mainstream media can talk about are the six other people that had guns in the church.  What were they going to do with theirs they wonder?”

                “Fucking Texas!  Who cares what they were thinking of doing? They didn’t.  Maybe they were going to help but that old guy was just quicker to the draw.”

                “Yes, they might have helped if he hadn’t.  Even if it is the worst case scenario and they were there to do harm, it still proves the effectiveness of good guys with guns as a deterrent.  Six people thought twice.  Remember, we’re assuming the very worst case scenario.  It’s more likely that all six were law-abiding concealed carry permit citizens.”

                “What is the media’s take?”

                “That people like Jack Wilson are the exception not the rule.”

                “There has been a lot of shooting lately.”

                “How great of a news story is it to say that a man went out with a gun.  He went about his day and then returned home without taking it out of the holster?”

                “Pretty shitty.”

                “Just like nobody reports on the hundreds, hell probably thousands, of flights that take off and land every day without incident.  Yet plane crashes are all over the news.  Or the millions of people that go swimming in oceans and seas that have sharks, alligators or crocodiles and never encounter them.”

                “I see your point.”

                “I’m not blaming the media for not reporting on the mundane.  Nobody wants to hear that shit, they experience it and see it every day.  Things that are newsworthy or the exceptions and rare things that happen.”

                “By that logic, the public shootings would be the rare occurrence that’s the exception to the rule.”

                “I got the data to back that up too.”

                “Do tell.”

                “In 1994, Clinton’s CDC determined that guns frighten intruders approximately 500,000 times a year.”

                “That is a lot but 1994 was a long time ago.”

                “I’m picking Democrat president.  The latest Democrat President, Obama’s, CDC did the study again in 2013.”

                “I’m guessing they found similar numbers.”

                “They believed that defensive gun uses were at least as common as offensive uses by criminals.  They estimated it in between 500,000 and three million times a year.”

                “Yea, definitely not an anomaly.”

                “Right”

                “You’re a nerd.”

                “I like facts and data.”

                “I think nerds are hot.  I’m going to fuck you now.”

                Lily hurried towards Larry and kissed him passionately.  She backed Larry to the bed and shoved him onto his back.  She removed her clothes and Larry took off his boxers.  She turned around and reverse mounted him so she was facing his feet.  She lied down with her knees bent under her placing her right hand in between Larry’s legs and her head at his ankles with her left hand dangling off the side.  She rubbed her groin against Larry’s penis enlarging it before putting a condom on and lowering herself onto Larry’s member so it penetrated through her vaginal walls.  As she grinded her hips, Larry grabbed her butt and squeezed hard as he thrust up his pelvis while pushing down on her butt.  After a little bit, Lily got up and barked at Larry, “Turn around”

            Larry twisted around so his head was at the foot of the bed but still on his back. Lily grabbed Larry’s arms and yanked on them so that Larry’s midsection bent over the bed.  She hopped onto Larry straddling him and facing his feet again.  She re-inserted his penis into her and sat down holding his lower body on the bed.  She started bouncing up and down as Larry put his hands behind his head and just succumbed to the uncomfortable position.  Lily twisted around so she was facing Larry’s head but continued to bounce and grind on Larry.  When she slowed, Larry sat up and grabbed Lily by the waist.  He stood up on the bed as Lily wrapped her arms and legs around him and started kissing his neck and mouth.  Larry jumped off the bed and drove her to the wall humping her vigorously as Lily moaned louder and louder as if climaxing.  When Larry slowed, Lily said, “Put me down.”

            Larry obeyed and Lily stiff armed him back to the bed shoving him to sit down.  She straddled him and shoved his face into her breasts.  As Larry sucked on her breasts, he pulled his head back and Larry kissed her neck and then made out with her.  Lily swung her legs to the side and lied herself across Larry’s lap.  Larry spanked her butt and squeezed and Lily welcomed it.  She contorted her body along Larry’s lap so that his penis came in maximum contact with her body exploring its touch and feel.  Larry said, “Lay face down on the bed”

            Lily obeyed and Larry grabbed a tequila bottle and a shot glass.  He poured the tequila into the shot glass as Lily lifted her leg and rubbed her foot and leg against Larry’s scrotum and penis.  Larry grabbed Lily’s leg and placed it between his slamming his legs shut around it trapping it by his knees.  He leaned forward and licked Lily’s right butt cheek.  He grabbed the salt shaker and released salt onto Lily’s moistened skin on her butt cheek.  He bent over and licked and sucked the salt off her butt.  After removing the salt, he grabbed the shot glass and poured it down his throat.  He poured another shot and placed the shot glass in Lily’s butt.  He licked the left butt cheek and repeated his actions this time removing the shot glass from Lily’s anus before downing it.  Larry slapped her butt with both hands on both cheeks squeezing hard as he did and said, “Get up on all fours”

            Lily did as she was told and Larry knelt behind her and jammed his penis into her from behind.  He reached around and played with her breasts as he forced Lily’s body forward by driving his groin into her.  He quickened the pace and as his hands groped Lily’s midsection and legs before rising to her face.  He placed his two pointer fingers in her mouth and used them for torque to plunge himself deeper into Lily.  Lily used her tongue to lick Larry’s fingers while they were inside.  Larry grabbed Lily by the wrists and pulled her arms out collapsing her upper body.  He straightened his posture and grabbed her upper thighs pulling her rectum into his groin.  His hands oscillated between her thighs and her butt. He grabbed her thighs again but this time he pulled them towards him and wrapped them around his waist.  Lily interlocked her ankles as Larry stood up and grabbed her hips hoisting her up.  She reached back and clenched her fingers behind his neck holding herself in place.  Larry bounced her up and down with his thighs as his hands groped her breasts legs and groin.  He massaged her clitoris and placed two fingers inside to work the G-spot.  Lily started screaming “Oh God” repeatedly. 

            Larry switched hands as Lily gave all the outward symptoms of an orgasm.  When it happened again, Larry let her down.  He pulled out of her but kept her bent over.  He grabbed lubrication and generously applied it to her anus and rectum.  He hoisted her up again and placed his left hand on her groin stroking it.  He slipped two fingers inside her vagina while his right hand massaged her breasts.  He kissed her neck and mouth.  He continued to triple penetrate her mouth, vagina, and anus until Lily started moaning loudly again.  Larry switched hands and worked in the same manner.  He dropped Lily back onto her stomach and hovered over her.  He slammed his pelvis down into Lily’s butt repeatedly before collapsing on top of her.  Larry rolled off her onto his back panting.  Lily mounted Larry and grinded her hips and draped her breasts against his face squeezing her thighs against his sides.  Now it was Larry’s turn to climax as semen exploded into his condom drenching his penis.  She rolled off him and lied on her back panting matching Larry’s heavy breaths. 

            Lily was the first to break the silence, “So, I heard that hate crimes at Trump rallies more than doubled in the cities where they’re held.”

            “That has already been thoroughly discredited.”

            “How?  Is it a made up statistic?”

            “No, but pure numbers mean shit.  The population of those counties more than quadrupled because everyone was coming in for the Trump rally.  If you look it as percentages, there was a 4.6% increase in hate crimes per capita since 2016 but only a 1% increase per capita in Trump cities.’

            “You’re saying per capita hate crimes went down.”

            “Very good.  See numbers mean nothing by themselves.  You have to compare it to something.”

            “Yea, like there are probably more conservative people in California than in Alabama but California is much more liberal than Alabama.”

            “Correct”

            “Speaking of hate crimes, you hear about those Jews getting attacked in New York?”

            “Yea, they’re all in liberal areas though. The media doesn’t tell you that.”

            “No, they just blame Trump’s atmosphere of hate.”

            “Except that he’s the most pro-Israel president in history.”

            “I never straight up asked; Do you like Trump?”

            “Yes I do.”

            “What do you like about him?”

            “He’s a fighter for one.  A lot of things but I guess that he issued the fewest new regulations in 44 years.  He’s set a new record low in each of his three years in office for regulations to federal register.”

            “Yea, get the government out of our business.”

            “The mark of a true conservative.  Even his regulations that they’re counting are inflated.”

            “How so?”

            “They count regulations added to the federal register that get rid of existing regulations.”

            “Yea, that doesn’t seem fair.”

            “Yet, still record lows.”          

            “What does it all mean though?  Corporations have more money?”

            “Not just that but they have more time.  When you’re not wasting time on compliance shit, you can do what’s important and run your business.  All successful people make something that the public wants so they consume in.  If you have more time to produce it, then you can provide it to more people, which grows your company allowing you to hire more people or pay the people you have more money.  That would be the other aspect, you pay less in taxes and regulations so you have more to spread the wealth and it filters through the economy.”          

            “Or, you hoard it like a miser for yourself.”

            “That would be the exception.  Most rich people like buying things and using their money to invest and do stuff with it.”

            “I’ll give you that.”

            “That’s spreading the wealth and filtering through the economy.”

            “Fine”

            “Well, you definitely have stamina in bed.  I wonder if you have the stamina for this fight against the libelous, scandalous, treacherous Portland liberals.”

            “Those fuckers tried to destroy my life.  With the money that you’re going to spend to filter through the economy by way of my lawyers, we’re going to take these sons of bitches down.”

            Larry paid for her defense attorneys and then got prosecutors to counter sue her assailants and every news outlet that published a negative article about her.  It wasn’t going to be a short fight but Larry was actively involved because he knew that once one of these cases went their way, it would create a precedent and a domino.  Nick Sandman, Dan Bongino, Laura Loomer, Tucker Carlson and others had tried and all they needed was one victory.