In Mount Holly, North Carolina, Joshua
Hunsucker has just become a father for the second time. His wife Stacey has just delivered a baby
girl giving the married couple two daughters.
Unlike the first pregnancy, the 32-year-old Stacey is having trouble
recovering. She is short of breath and
has chronic fatigue. Stacey is not too
concerned as she is married to a paramedic.
The 35-year-old Joshua is more than capable of caring for his wife as
she recovers from child birth.
Unfortunately for Stacey,
although her husband may have known how to take care of her, he also had access
to dangerous drugs. Part of Stacey’s
treatment was to take eye drops and Joshua laced it with a deadly poison. After the lethal dose, Stacey’s health
deteriorated and she died in what looked like natural causes. Contrary to Stacey’s wishes, Joshua wanted to
have her cremated. Upon questioning, he
said through tear strained distress that she is an organ donor and the thought
of her being carved up upset him. Despite
Joshua’s wishes about what to do with his deceased wife’s body, the hospital
took a sample of her blood in order to give it to the donor bank as she was an
organ donor so the information would be needed to see if her organs were a
match for a potential transplant recipient.
Unfortunately for Joshua, part of the blood tests for compatibility is
screening for toxicology and the blood revealed the poison that Joshua had
injected into her. Further testing would
be impossible as these revelations happened after Joshua already had the body
cremated.
On the other side of the country
in Arizona, Abby and her husband Nouno are in their home. In the news today, Pelosi is days away from
passing the articles of impeachment over to the Senate for a trial. Although they have day jobs, Abby and Nouno
travel the country as vigilantes. They
feel that not committing the justice killings in their home state makes it
harder to get caught. So far, they have
done a good job with that. Their last
mission was the largest scale operation they had as they raised an army to
battle MS-13. Despite the mass amount of
death that transpired, it was largely ignored.
Abby walked into their backyard where Nouno was in their pool. She announced, “We have a case.”
“I think we should lay low from
California for a while.”
“You’re being paranoid but it’s
not California.”
“Where are we going?”
“Mount Holly, North Carolina”
“Is that near Raleigh?”
“Charlotte”
“Alright.”
Abby arranged the flights and
they made the trip to North Carolina. On
the plane, Abby asked, “Do you think that there should be witnesses in the
impeachment trial?”
“No”
“Why? Don’t you think it’s good to get to the facts? I see the Democrats point. They want to know all the information before
making a decision.”
“There was a house trial where
they brought in witnesses. Republicans
were then banned from calling their own so President Trump didn’t get a fair
trial, which is his right as an American.
If the witnesses they already called didn’t give them the facts, then
that means the House Democrats impeached him without having the facts.”
“It’s not house Democrats, the
house impeached him.”
“No Republican voted to impeach
President Trump. Three Democrats voted
against impeaching him so yes it was the house Democrats that impeached Trump.”
“Well, since the Republicans
control he senate, they can give Trump a fair trial.”
“No, they should do what the
Democrats did and not allow Democrats to call witnesses but the Republicans can
call theirs.”
“Two wrongs don’t make a right.”
“It’s not wrong. It’s basically how a court case goes. The prosecution goes first with their
witnesses; we got that in the house. Now
the defense, the Republicans, bring theirs.
Rand Paul is already talking about calling Hunter Biden”
“I thought you were against
calling witnesses.” Abby responded snarkily
“Because I know what the
Democrats are going to do.”
“And what’s that?”
“What they always do. Just pretend that everything that embarrasses
them is the result of Russian collusion.
They’ll probably keep calling President Trump a rapist, racist and
misogynist and it’s just going to drag on and on.”
“I don’t think they’re that
stupid.”
“Never underestimate the
stupidity of a Democrat.”
Abby rolled her eyes, “I’m sorry
I asked but it may be good to hear the Republican side so it’s not just
conspiracy theorist pushing this stuff.”
“The cons outweigh the pros.”
They land in Charlotte and rent
a car and head out to Mount Holly. Abby
begins hacking into Joshua’s social media accounts trying to find out where
he’s going to be and devising a strategy to nab him. She decides to take a break and Abby and
Nouno head to a bar. While there, a
blond haired woman is talking with her friends.
Nouno overhears her exclaim, “I read in the Times today that the
Russians hacked into the largest Ukrainian energy company. I don’t know why they would do that because
Russia has a lot of oil so they don’t really need Ukraine’s oil.”
Nouno glared at Abby who had a
pained expression on her face as she knew where this was going. Nouno smirked and then burst out
laughing. Abby slapped his arm because
he was embarrassing her but he just kept laughing and was now keeled over. Abby looked around the bar and realized that
people were noticing. He finally stopped
and turned to Abby, “I told you!”
“Told me what?”
“That the libelous, scandalous,
treacherous Democrats were going to go to the same Russian collusion bullshit
for the impeachment hoax.”
This caught the attention of the
woman, “You’re laughing at me?”
“Yes, you see Joe Biden’s son
Hunter got a job with Burisma while Obama was president and Biden was the Vice
President and point man. Burisma gave
Hunter a spot on their board and paid him at least $80,000 a month, though some
say more. Hunter Biden had no prior
energy experience. This is what Donald
Trump wanted the new president Zelensky to investigate. Rand Paul just mentioned that he wanted to
call Hunter Biden as a witness and get him under oath. Shockingly, not long after this announcement,
the treason times comes out with an article linking Russian collusion to the
scandal; just like they did when Trump became president, when Mike Flynn criticized
Obama’s Iran deal, when McConnell won the Mexican stand-off with Pelosi and
now, the Democrats colluding with the Ukrainians to take down Donald
Trump. Remember, every time Democrats
accuse Republican of something, it means they’re guilty of it themselves. They’re the masters of projection.”
While they were talking, Abby
closes the tab. She grabs Nouno by the arm, “We’re leaving” then turns to the
couple, “I apologize for him. He’s had
way too much to drink.”
Nouno just smiled and let Abby
escort him out making it a point to stand with erect posture and walk straight
so that the couple knew the truth; he wasn’t drunk.”
They go back to the motel and
Abby goes back through social media sites trying to devise a plan. She runs the
plan by Nouno and he agrees. The next
day, they take it easy and when dusk hits, Abby and Nouno are around where
Joshua works. Abby rushes over to Joshua
in a panic, she tells him, “Oh sir, thank God.
As she approaches she puts his hands on his chest and smiles, “Wow, you
look really good in a uniform.”
Joshua sizes up the 26-year-old
former cheerleader. Abby has a body and
a face that turns heads and he is definitely distracted. So much so, he doesn’t realize the syringe in
her hand. She lifts it and jabs it into his
lower jaw and smirks, “Not so tough without your eye drops are you. Nouno comes up and eases Joshua into his
car. Abby grabs the keys from Nouno and
drives the rental while Nouno follows in Joshua’s car. They pull over randomly on the highway and find
a deserted area. Abby pulls the car over
and Nouno pulls up next to her. They
transfer Joshua into the back seat and Nouno gets into the passenger seat and
they continue to the motel. They had
already sound proofed their room and restrained Joshua in plastic. When Joshua woke up, he looked up and saw the
disgusted look on Abby’s face. Abby
slapped him and barked, “Wake up.”
“I’m awake”
“I need to know why you killed
your wife.”
“There were two kids and she was
sick. Do you know how hard it is to take
care of two kids by yourself? She put me
in a very bad situation.”
Her look went from disgust to
incredulous, “You killed her because she got sick?”
“I panicked okay. Please don’t hurt me. I have two young kids. You don’t want to make them orphans.”
“You should have thought of that
before you killed their mother.”
Abby glanced over at Nouno. Usually he’s the one that does the talking
but this time they’ve reversed roles as Abby wanted to ask him what she already
had. She tilted her head to the side and
decided to take a page out of Nouno’s book and have a normal conversation with
him. She poses, “What do you think about
this whole Ukraine controversy?”
“It was pretty clear by the
incompetence of the witnesses that there was nothing to it. I mean, he released the transcript. There was no quid pro quo. They just impeached president Trump because
they don’t like him”
“My husband over there thinks
that the Democrats colluded with the Ukrainians. What do you think?”
“Well, I would have to hear his
side of the story.”
Nouno walked over and held out
his phone to a headline in the Hill reading, ‘US embassy pressed Ukraine to
drop probe of Soros during 2016 election.’ He explained, “According to the Ukrainians, there were a
lot of Americans in Ukraine meddling around in 2016.”
“Well, it doesn’t seem like I
have anywhere to go so I’m all ears.”
“So Joe Biden threatened the
president of Ukraine that he wouldn’t give him a billion dollars in aid that
Obama promised unless they fire the prosecutor general that was investigating
his son and Burisma, where his son worked, for corruption.”
“That would be a quid pro
quo. Where did you hear that he said
that?”
Nouno plays the video for him as
it was done in a public setting with a question and answer session. He stated, “The person that replaced the
prosecutor general he got fired, Shokin, was a guy named Lutsenko.”
“Alright.”
“Now, Lutsenko knows what just
happened to his predecessor so he knows that Burisma is
powerful enough to get
people in his position fired. According
to him, since he’s talking to the writer of that article, the US embassy was
given a list by the US ambassador Marie Yovanovich and the Sarge D’affair, or
second in charge George Kent of people not to prosecute. I actually think that was nice of them as he
must have been scared since these people just got someone in his position fired. It was good of them to let Lutsenko know who
were the untouchables.”
“Who was on it?”
“Burisma and a group called
AnTAC, which is heavily funded by George Soros and Barack Obama. They pretend to be an anti-corruption
non-profit.”
“Why would an anti-corruption
company need to have the US government threaten Ukraine to not investigate
them?”
“Exactly.”
“What were they working on?”
“Working with the FBI to
investigate Paul Manafort’s ties to pro-Russian characters in Ukraine. At this time, he was President Trump’s
campaign manager.”
Abby shouted out, “Oh come on!
US law enforcement confirmed that their early efforts were to attack Dimitrio
Firtash.”
Nouno replied, “In conjunction
with the Obama administration. You have
to ask yourself why they were looking into Firtash. The reason was that he was a main business
rival of George Soros. Soros didn’t want
to compete fairly so he used his money and influence over Hillary Clinton and
Obama to get the United States government to aid him in his business war with
Firtash.”
Joshua looked from Nouno to Abby
and realized that Abby probably had the influence. Nouno was around his age, which meant he was
much older than Abby. He uttered,
“Alright, so Obama helped Soros in a business war with someone in Ukraine. It doesn’t really have anything to do with
Donald Trump.”
“Oh no, Soros has many companies
in Ukraine. Another one that he funds is
the Democracy Integrity Project. Hillary
Clinton is also a heavy donor of this company and they hired Fusion GPS to aid
in the investigation.”
“That’s the same company that
produced the Steele dossier.” Joshua announced with shock in his voice as he was
beginning to see his point. Everyone was
connected.“Were they on the list too?” Joshua inquired
“Yes they were. Ukrainian law enforcement started
investigating them and Obama intervened and told them to stop.”
“Who was running this
investigation then?”
“Hillary Clinton and Barack
Obama. They attacked Soros’ business
rivals, Obama’s political rivals and teamed up with Fusion GPS, who was already
targeting people to take down President Trump.”
“Why would Hillary and Obama
hate FIrtash? Just because Soros was a
big donor? Firtash is rich too. Why
couldn’t he just donate to get them off his back?”
“Another Clinton ally named
Andrew Weissman offered Firtash a lot of money to help them take down President
Trump but Firtash refused.”
Abby desperately tried to keep
her narrative so she pronounced, “The NY times thinks that
the Russians hacked
the company that Shokin, the prosecutor general Biden got fired, was
investigating. They think the Russians
planted stuff in there to make Hunter Biden look bad. Shokin investigating it was only providing
credence to the entrapment and sting operation they were causing.”
Nouno chuckled, “What? Because I always talk about how the DOJ, FBI,
and CIA entrapped Trump, you pull a liberal move and just accuse me of doing
the same thing?”
“Why not?”
“Did you read the Times
article?”
“No”
“They even admit that the
Burisma hack is eerily similar to the Russian hacking of the DNC and Hillary’s
e-mail. Both of those are lies so
they’re basically admitting this is too.”
Joshua was feeling that he had
made no headway to the prettier of the two so he switched sides, “Honestly, how
many times do they have to use the Russia excuse until people stop believing
it?”
“Don’t worry, you won’t have to
hear it again” consoled Nouno
As Joshua was contemplating what
he meant by this, Nouno stabbed him in the chest killing him. Even though he was dead, Abby still taunted,
“You’re about to join your wife in the cremation club.”
Nouno gave his wife an odd look
and she just shrugged her shoulders as if to acknowledge it was a bad pun. They wrapped the body and broke into a
crematorium and ran the machine. It
would take hours to finish so Nouno and Abby went to a restaurant to get some
food and talk. Abby conceded, “I see
your point that this Ukraine thing is a whole lot of nothing but I don’t know
if I can handle another four years with Trump.
I mean, look at how many more homeless people we got now. The income discrepancy is getting
ridiculous.”
“According to the Wall Street
Journal, it’s gotten smaller under Trump.”
“Wait what?”
“During the last 11 quarters of
Trump, wages for the bottom 10% of earner over age 25, so you barely made it,
rose an average of 5.9%. To give you a
reference point; Obama’s second term was 2.4%.”
“Where did you get this?”
“The Bureau of Labor
Statistics.”
“Why does the media say that
it’s gotten worse then?”
“Because they lie.”
“You use that the same way the
Democrats use Russian collusion.”
“Except mine’s right and theirs
is a cover-up.”
“I just feel bad because now
machines are replacing low skilled workers.
It’s like you have to choose between driving yourself into massive debt
or not having a job because you get replaced by a machine.”
“Actually under Trump, less
educated workers have seen the strongest gains in wages as anyone. Their wages have gone up 6.1% on an annual
clip. Again, these are people over 25
without a high school degree. Those who
went to college but dropped out raised 3.9%.
Both of these are three times higher than Obama in his second term.”
“Fine, but that means nothing
unless you compare it to educated people.
The point is income disparity.”
“Right, so college graduates are
doing worse under Trump because it was growing at 3.2% now it’s like 2.85%”
“Bush?”
“Economic inequality got worse
under Obama.”
“I don’t want to talk about this
anymore!” she scolded
“Don’t talk about economics with
me. This was my major subject in
college.”
They spoke about less serious
topics and when it was time to go back to the crematorium they did to clean up
and dispose of the bones since they don’t burn.
After that, they cleaned up the hotel room and then went to sleep. The next day, they were on a plane back to
Arizona. On the plane, Abby comments, “I
hope Republicans don’t call witnesses. I
just want this over with as quickly as possible.”
“I’m glad you came over to my
side.” He knew she was just worried about Hunter Biden testifying and providing
evidence to Nouno’s narrative but he took the victory anyway.
Abby rejoined, “Yea, I have a
feeling this year is going to be nuts.
It’s going to be a vicious election.”
“Yup, and we should troll the
liberals any way we can.”
“Oh come on!”
“I’m serious. If a Supreme Court opening happens, they
should fill that shit immediately.”
“Even McConnell said that
shouldn’t happen when Obama was president”
“That’s not what he said. He said it shouldn’t happen if the Senate is
controlled by a party that is not the same as the President’s. In this case, Republicans control the senate
and the President is a Republican so that rule doesn’t apply. That’s why McConnell himself said he would.”
“Your president isn’t going to
be taking the high road. He’s going to
get down in the gutter and you always criticize Democrats for that.”
“No, I support Trump for getting
down in the gutter with them. I love how
he trolls the Democrats. I mean look at
the last Democrat debate, he scheduled a rally in Milwaukee on the same day to
divert attention away from them and keep a frontrunner from breaking out.”
“That may backfire because the
Democrats are dealing with radicals and moderates. The winner will have to appeal to the radical
base and then try to go center against Trump.
If nobody heard what they said when they had to go radical, they won’t
punish him when he contradicts himself in the general.”
“Name recognition and being seen
is important in elections but I do think you have a valid point. I do think it’s a good idea though but it can
backfire. Honestly, I don’t think President
Trump is worried about needing the Democrats to bloody his opponent. President Trump is quite capable to do that
on his own.”
“You know what I hate?”
“What?”
“Since that story got national
news, it’s just going to help the dreaded feminists from saying how wives
aren’t safe with their husbands.”
“Talk about lying with
statistics. They give you the statistics
about women being abused by their male partners. What they don’t tell you is most of them are
boyfriends not husbands. When you break
it down more, lesbians domestically abuse each other more than male partners of
women. In fact, wives with male husbands
get hit the least of any other type of woman.
They never seem to mention that though when they talk about this.”
“Well, I feel safe with you.”
“As you should. But you’re much safer with me, than I am with
you.”
Abby slapped him on the bicep
but smiled. Nouno turned to her with a
smirk and declared, “I rest my case.”
Abby rolled her eyes and put in
her ear buds to focus on her phone.
Nouno did the same and before they knew it, they were back home in
Arizona after another successful mission.
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