Larry was a billionaire that
liked using his riches to directly help young ladies in need. Unlike many philanthropists, he didn’t do it
for tax purposes. He did it because despite
his wealth, he wasn’t very good with women and since he didn’t like resorting
to the professionals in this field, he went to regular women that he
encountered. Although he lived in New
York, he travelled a lot. On this particular day, he was in Portland,
Oregon. He liked riding the trains to
give him a sense of how the public was.
Since he didn’t dress very nicely, most people never realized how
wealthy he was but with the recent Silicon Valley success, people were
beginning to become privy not to judge people’s finances based on their
clothes.
Larry knew that Portland was one
of the most liberal cities in the United States. It was even further left than his home in New
York. He had seen people throw all out
temper tantrums if a guest in their home put a recyclable item in the
trash. He had to admit that he liked
that the trains had bike racks. In New
York, when people brought a bike onto the train, it took up a lot of space on a
subway car that’s normally crowded if people don’t have large items. In Portland, they just put it on the bike
rack and it took minimal space for the other riders.
While on the train he saw a girl talking to a friend of
hers. The girl was 5’5” with short black hair with a purple
highlight on one strand and tanned skin.
She was 75% Greek and 25% Lebanese which gave her face a Middle Eastern
tint with big eyes and smooth skin keeping her skin darker than most
Greeks. Her body is proportionate with
average sized boobs a smaller than normal butt and a stomach that wouldn’t be
considered fat nor skinny.
The girls were discussing their
lives and the mostly Greek girl said, “I mean I want to go to law school but
the LSAT scares the shit out of me. I
wish I had money to take one of those test preparation courses. I mean if rich kids get to have that
advantage, why can’t I? “
“That’s just the way to the
world is” the friend said.
The Greek said, “I’d do anything
if someone would just pay that course fee”
“Yea” was all her friend could
add so she changed the topic and continued, “Did you see Mueller yesterday?”
“Yea, he said that he found no
evidence that Trump didn’t obstruct justice.
I knew Barr was lying?”
“Yea, Trump should be
impeached.”
“I know the only reason Mueller
didn’t charge him with obstruction was because of that office of legal counsel
(OLC) rule that you can’t indict a seated president.”
Larry knew that unlike New
Yorkers, Portland people will get violent in defense of liberal causes. He had never seen a bar fight in New York but
he had seen at least three in Portland and he had only been to Portland a
handful of times. He just couldn’t help
himself though. He took out a card and
wrote something on it and then said, “Funny that you say that Barr is a liar
about no collusion. He said that Mueller
told him several times that the OLC guideline was not why he didn’t recommend
obstruction charges.”
The Greek said, “So, Barr lied.”
“Rosenstein said the same thing
that Mueller told him behind closed doors that wasn’t the reason”
The friend said, “So he lied
too” but the Greek didn’t seem too sure anymore.
Larry pulled up something on his
phone and showed it to them. It was the
official statement of the Department of justice (DOJ) “Special counsel
repeatedly affirmed that they were not saying that, but for the OLC opinion, he
would have found the President obstructed justice.” It was credited to Kerri Kupc and Peter Carr
who are spokesman for the DOJ and special counsel respectively. Larry just smiled as they read it and watched
their shoulder slump. The Greek said,
“So then why did he say all that? It
obviously conflicts with this statement despite what it claims”
Larry said, “He’s trying to put forth
the narrative that it’s a high crime and misdemeanor for impeachment.”
The friend said, “So there you
go they should impeach Trump”
Larry responded, “if he thinks
he obstructed justice why not just recommend the charge then the Democratic
house impeach the President and they charge him with it when he’s removed from
office because then the OLC guideline doesn’t matter?”
The girls looked at each other
and the Greek said, “I don’t know”
“Mueller knows that once they
charge him when he’s a regular citizen, he’s going to have to go to court. He would then get humiliated because he
doesn’t have anything and then the American people will realize that they
removed a president for doing nothing wrong and the country will turn against
the Democrats.”
The friend snapped back, “He’s
not afraid of court.”
Larry retorted, “Then why did he
run away without answering questions? He
refused to testify to congress and said that he only wants the report to talk
for him. He even resigned. I mean talk about just refusing to be asked
about this in any way shape or form going forward?”
The Greek said, “He’s got a
point. By the way, what’s your name?”
“Larry”
“I’m Patricia” she said as she
put out her hand. Larry shook it and
realized that the friend was not going to be as friendly.
Larry looked at the friend and
smiled. He declared, “Mueller may think
that he hurt Trump but he hurt Pelosi too.”
The friend queried, “Why’s
that?”
“Because of what you just said; now
the pressure is going to be to impeach.
The pressure may be too big for Pelosi to handle and she may have to
give in to the leftists in congress and then the court of public opinion turns
against her.”
“People hate Trump”
“According to a recent poll,
only 19% of people want impeachment.
When the Republicans impeached Clinton, it really hurt the Republicans
and blew up in their face.”
“That’s different, Clinton got
impeached for lying about cheating on his wife.
All men do that”
“You’re right, it is
different. Clinton actually committed a
crime. Ken Starr, unlike Mueller
actually recommended charges and laid out evidence why. What crime did Trump commit?”
“He obstructed justice”
“How?”
“Firing Comey and tweeting he
didn’t like the investigation”
“Did the investigation go on?”
The friend went silent on this
and Patricia said, “He’s got you there.
The investigation went on for like two years.”
Larry piled on, “And 500
subpoenas, millions of e-mails and 40 million dollars. Trump is on the record telling Comey to
investigate his satellite and never used executive privilege to stop anyone
from being interviewed by Mueller.”
“Whatever” was all the friend
could reply
Larry pronounced, “Mueller tried
two stunts. The first is he said he
wouldn’t make the collusion call so he asked Barr to do it. Barr quickly said no obstruction and the
second was hiding behind the OLC guideline, which, as the name implies, is just
a guideline. You don’t have to follow
it. Ken Starr didn’t. Mueller just wants other people, in this case
congress, to embarrass themselves by proceeding with the charges.”
Patricia said, “So Mueller is a
double agent betraying the Democrats. I
mean he is a Republican so he’s setting them up to fail.”
Larry harangued, “I wouldn’t go
that far. He’s still a never-Trump
Republican. Nobody likes being
impeached. It does damage Trump, he just
wants someone else to do it and humiliate themselves in the eyes of history.”
Patricia said, “It was nice
talking to you. This is our stop”
Larry handed Patricia the card
he wrote on and Patricia stepped off the train and looked at the card before
stopping short. The card said, “If
you’re serious about doing anything for taking those LSAT preparation courses,
give me a call” and left his number.
Larry hung out with some family
he knew in Lake Oswego, which is a suburb of Portland about a half hour from
the city. It took a couple days but
Patricia called Larry and inquired, “Hello, is this Larry?” shyly
“It is”
“So, what did your card mean?”
“Meet me for dinner. I’m not from Portland so pick a place. Make sure it’s expensive”
Patricia named a place and Larry
met up with her. Patricia wore a nice
dress and made herself up well. It was
almost like she knew what Larry was proposing.
Larry said, “I’m willing to pay for your LSAT course if you have sex
with me.”
Patricia’s big eyes got even
wider and she seemed to choke on her own words.
She said, “Umm, wow, I wasn’t really expecting that.”
Larry merely shrugged his
shoulders. Patricia cried out, “I have
to think about that.”
“Okay, then let me know.”
“You do know that good ones cost
around 2,000 dollars.”
“I do, and just so you
know. I’m not going to give you the
money. I’m going to put the money in
escrow to be delivered to the test preparation agency upon your fulfilling your
end of the deal. If you don’t go to the
course, you don’t get the money.”
“Well, that makes sense. Can we talk about something else? I mean you seem to support Trump so let’s
argue about that.”
“Okay, I’ll let you start.”
“Did you see that thing about
how he wanted to cover the USS John McCain in Japan? I mean Geez, the guy’s dead. Why be so petty?”
“That had nothing to do with the
President”
“I know that’s what he said, but
he’s a liar.”
“No he’s not. He doesn’t lie he exaggerates. What did he lie about? I’ll show you what I mean.”
“He lies all the time”
“Example?”
Patricia had trouble thinking of
one so she replied, “I’ll Google it”
As she read through them, her
face contorted as she saw things like, “He said that more people showed up to
his inauguration than any other presidents.
That’s a lie; more came to Obama’s” and other ‘lies’ that don’t really
effect or harm anyone or anything. She
uttered “These aren’t very serious but he does lie. What do you think happened if it wasn’t the
President?”
“I know a secret service
agent. When the President is going to
travel abroad, an advance team goes first for security purposes. There are three groups: the Secret service,
White House staff and the military. I
don’t think it was the secret service or military because they’re disciplined
people. The White House staff, on the
other hand, you sometimes get a young inexperienced staffer that wants to
impress the president so they make stupid suggestions. I’m pretty sure it was one of them.”
Patricia thought about this and
said, “Yea, I can see that.”
“I mean you look young, how old
are you?”
“22”
“Do you know boys your age that
may do something like that?”
“Oh yea” she cried out
The conversation proceeded
casually and then at the end Patricia said, “Okay, so I’ve been thinking about
your proposition the whole time. I’m not
really opposed to it.”
Larry nodded his head and
rejoined, “Alright, do you want to do it tonight or do you want me to set up
the escrow account first?”
“Well, I don’t trust you. That is kind of what you’re asking me. I need you to get tested and show me that you
have no STD’s.”
“Likewise, and of course I’ll
pay for it if your insurance doesn’t cover it.”
“Obviously” blurted out Patricia
flirtatiously.
“What exactly are we going to do
though?” Patricia asked
“Anything I want really. The only thing I’ll tell you is that I’m not
going to leave any marks on any part of your body that is normally shown to the
world. You will not need medical
attention after we’re done and I won’t use foreign objects with the exception
of a shot glass to be held by your butt so I can take a body shot.”
“That sounds well and good but
I’d like to initiate. If it isn’t up to
your satisfaction, then you can take over.”
“That works for me.”
“Then we’re done right? I’m not like your lifetime booty call?”
“When we’re done, you will never
hear from me again.”
What Patricia didn’t know is
that the phone number she called was a burner phone that would be discarded as
soon as he arranged the classes. Telling
her this would make her suspicious that he was going to rip her off, which he
had no intention of doing. Patricia
said, “Alright, well let’s make the appointments but I can call it off whenever
I want”
“If I don’t finish, you don’t
get the money but I’m not a rapist. You can back out of the deal at any time.”
Patricia nodded, “Okay”
Patricia and Larry got tested
and both had no STD’s. They set a date
and Larry paid for a hotel and Patricia came in. She seemed nervous and Larry asked, “Are you
okay?”
“Can we just talk first? I don’t want to feel like a prostitute. I mean I know that’s pretty much exactly what
I’m doing but I want to mask it any way I can.”
“Sure, what do you want to talk
about?”
“What we always talk about,
politics”
“Declassification should be fun”
“Why do you say that?”
“Well, you have all these rats
scurrying and pointing fingers at each other and trying to cover up what they
did.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, at first Trump changed
his mind about declassifying because there’s a lot of damaging things in there
about Britain’s role in spying on Trump”
“Okay” she opined in a tone that
suggested he better have more
“Now, a Sir Mark Lyall Grant,
whose a British intelligence guy, has told the press and Trump that he gave a
communiqué to Flynn in January 2017 when Trump was about to be
inaugurated. He hand delivered it to
Mike Flynn’s team. It basically said
that they didn’t trust Steele and his information is garbage and not to
listen. Multiple people now are looking
for the notes. Many claim they saw it
but people are looking for the hard copy as we speak.”
“Wow, that’s pretty big”
“Yea” Larry started laughing and
continued, “The best part is England volunteered that everything they did to
aid the Trump collusion investigation was because Congress told them to and
they didn’t want to be seen as uncooperative with their biggest ally.”
“So they’re blaming us” she
snapped back in a tone of disgust
“Everyone is doing that. Comey and Brennan keep throwing each other
under the bus.”
“About Comey, his op-ed about
how he didn’t commit treason, he mentioned that Russian asset in London.”
“He means Joseph MIfsud. He’s not a Russian asset as he’s been
photographed with western intelligence and is Maltese. The Italian media has been all over the fact
that his ties are to friendly countries.”
“So why say that?”
“So that if he gets prosecuted
for this he can say that Brennan told him Mifsud was a Russian asset so it’s
not his fault. It’s Brennan’s fault that
he called him a Russian agent.”
“Alright, I’m ready.”
“Pull your pants down; we’re
going to start with a body shot off your ass.”
Patricia undid her pants and
pulled them down and exposed a thong.
She said, “I don’t really have a nice ass.”
“Lay face down”
Patricia did and Larry poured
tequila into a shot glass. He put the
shot glass in her anus and licked the left butt cheek. He sprinkled salt over the moistened area and
then removed the salt with his tongue and clasped the shot glass in his jaws
and snapped his neck back emptying the contents down his throat. He refilled the glass and did the same thing
with the right side. Patricia stood up
and saw lust in Larry’s eyes. He was
really turned on and Patricia didn’t understand as she didn’t think body shots
were that big a deal. Patricia stripped herself fully nude. Larry walked over to her and Patricia hopped
up on a table smiling widely. She spread
her legs and lied back on the table. Larry
moved in between her legs and Patricia squeezed them around his hips but didn’t
sit up. Larry drilled his penis into her
vagina and reached across her abdomen and massaged her breasts. He ran his arms from her breasts down to her
legs repeatedly caressing her body as he humped himself inside her. He pulled out and put a condom on and then
reinserted himself. Patricia sat up and Larry
carried her to the bed and lied her on her back. He mounted her and proceeded to pummel
himself inside her as Patricia lied straight.
After a little bit, Larry picked her up and this time Patricia did wrap
her legs around Larry’s waist. He pinned
her against the wall and made out with her and explored her neck and breasts
with his mouth. Patricia released her
grip and slid down his body rubbing it against his groin. She removed the condom and placed his penis
inside her mouth and Larry gripped the back of her head guiding his penis to
the back of her throat. After a bit, Patricia
removed Larry’s penis from her mouth and rubbed his penis in between her
breasts. She got up and walked toward
the shower and Larry followed. They
entered the shower and Larry lathered Patricia with soap before pulling her
right leg behind him and driving himself into Patricia pinning her against the
wall. Patricia grinded her hips and soon
felt semen flow into her vagina. She
wasn’t worried because she was on the pill but Larry seemed to be worried. He pulled out and Patricia grabbed a towel
and dried off.
She
grinned and uttered, “Don’t worry, I’m on birth control so nothing is going to
happen.”
Larry
just nodded. Patricia said, “So that’s
it. I’m going to go.”
“Alright”
is all Larry replied as he took out his phone and allowed the money to be
transferred to the test preparation. He
showed the receipt to Patricia and let her know when classes start.
Patricia
beamed and kissed Larry passionately than she got dressed and walked out. She called the number for the school to make
sure that everything was true what Larry had said. Everything checked out and she called her
friend from the train. She said, “You’ll
never guess what happened.”
“What?”
Patricia
explained what had happened and after she was done, her friend said, “This is
just like Robert Smith”
“Who’s
Robert Smith?”
“He’s
a black guy. But that’s not the
important thing. He gave a speech at a
black college called Moorehouse. He
offered to pay the student loans of everyone in the room. He just throws around his millions of
dollars.”
“Why
is that a problem?”
“Well,
if he has that much money, he’s obviously not paying enough in taxes. He should give that money to the
government. I’m sick of the rich not
paying their fair share.”
“I
don’t fault someone for being generous with their money.”
“If
enough people do it then people will rely on private benefactors instead of
government. Not everyone is like you and
can fuck some rich guy and have someone pay their bills. I mean there’s still so much student loan
debt. The government should be in charge
of it.”
“You
know, I had these conversations with Larry.
I looked it up too. Whenever
they’ve taxed the rich more in history, the percentage of taxes they pay goes
down and the revenue of the government goes down too.”
“How
does that make sense?”
“They
stop working and make less money so they don’t have to pay the taxes. When businesses aren’t growing, they lay
people off. Everyone they fired is now
not paying taxes.”
“Yea
greedy bastards”
“It’s
just the way people are but when the taxes to the rich went down like with
Kennedy, Coolidge, Bush and Trump, the government revenue went up.”
“That’s
just a coincidence”
“Hard
to believe when it happened multiple times under multiple president of both
parties with different external factors going on. It’s the one constant. Lower taxes, government revenue goes up;
raise taxes, government revenue goes down.”
“I
can’t believe this, you fuck one Trump supporter and now you become a rich
loving bitch.”
“Just
think about it. The government took over
student loans in 2009 and tuition prices have skyrocketed. They also are more involved in healthcare
than they are in anything else and medical costs are ridiculously high and
rising much more than inflation.”
“The
government is a benevolent organization.
Private philanthropists are greedy pigs.”
“You
think that if the government takes more money from rich people, they won’t
waste it and it will circle back to education but a direct funding is
inefficient?”
“Yes,
exactly”
“Sorry
that doesn’t make sense.”
“Well
you’re a whore.”
“How
many times have you fucked a guy just because he bought you dinner and you feel
like you owed it to him? I’ve slept with
guys for much less than paying to try to better myself through education and
getting me the same opportunity other people have.”
“I
like sex”
“So
do I”
“Yea
well, you didn’t have to become an elitist snob”
“I’m
not. I just don’t fault someone for paying the student loans of an entire
graduating class. I can’t believe anyone
would have a problem with that.”
“Before
you were going to study for the LSAT you did.”
“Well
then I was an idiot before and now I’m informed.”
“So
you’re calling me an idiot?”
“Yea,
I guess I am just how you called me a whore.”
“Whatever,
bye”
“Bye”
Patricia
went to the course and scored a 160 on the LSAT, which was enough to get her
into a law school. She had no regrets
and Larry returned to New York content.
He contemplated offering to pay the tuition of law school but since it
didn’t come up he didn’t offer.
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