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Friday, January 10, 2020

Larry the Billionaire Episode 43, Ocanus Lures


 

                Aalya is a Dominican immigrant who had come to America when she was young.  At first, she went to New York where she had cousins but as she got older, the cold got to her and she headed south to Florida.  Growing up in the Caribbean, Aalya was very traditional as she knew how to cook and clean and wanted to find a man that would work so she could stay home and keep the home.  It baffled her how American women looked down upon woman who thought the way she does.  If feminists claim to support women, why do they only support women that agree with them ideologically?  If she wants to be a stay at home mom then why was that anyone else’s business?  She didn’t understand how she ‘brought women down.’  When she thought about this, she shrugged her shoulders because she was just as guilty as they were for she looked down on them for keeping their houses or apartments messy and not knowing how to cook.  She often joked with her traditional friends, ‘it used to be that women could cook like their mothers, now they drink like their fathers.’ 

                Many Hispanic immigrants are not interested in coming to America and marrying a Latino man.  If they wanted to date within their race, they would have stayed in their home country.  That is why Aalya was looking for a white man as they tend to be wealthier.  Aalya got a job at the Miami airport to make ends meet.  On the weekends, she would go to the beach with friends.  Aalya was 5’0” with a round head, long black hair, a skin complexion that was light for a Hispanic but noticeably darker than white people.  She had petite features that made her more cute than lustful.  While on the beach, she had no problem getting guys to notice her and flirt with her.  While lying on the beach under an umbrella, she is complaining to her friend that she can’t find a guy.  At 29, she is getting passed her prime age to lure men.  Her friend tells her, “You find guys. You just want ones that have money.  If you wanted that, you should have stayed in New York.”

                There are a lot of New Yorkers here in Naples.  When they come for their break from the winter, I can be here for them.”

                “That’s true but New Yorkers are more in West Palm Beach and Miami not Fort Myers.”

                “I don’t know.  I just don’t know how to find them.  I thought working in the airport would be good because wealthy people travel a lot but it hasn’t fueled anything.”

                “You got the body, but you need to be able to have a discussion with them too.  Read up on current events and let that drop.”

                “You mean like I should complain about Trump?”

                “No, everyone does that.  Make sure you know other Republicans and complain about them.”

                “Alright, teach me something I can bring up.”

                “The top ranked Republican on the house is a guy named Devin Nunes.”

                “Alright”

                “He is now investigating Inspector General Atkinson because of the whole Ukraine nonsense.”

                “The thing Trump got impeached for?”

                “Yes. Atkinson was the one that the Whistleblower went to about the call.”

                “Right, Eric Ciaramella.”

                “No, he was never officially identified.”

                “I heard that name.”

                “Well, then apparently you’ve been paying more attention than I gave you credit for.”

                “The whistleblower didn’t actually hear the phone call though.  He heard it like fourth hand.”

                “Well yea and originally that would have been a problem but Atkinson changed the law so that the Whistleblower could file the report.”

                “That’s a little messed up no?”

                “Well, he backdated it to make it seem like he did it before the whistleblower complaint.”

                “That doesn’t make it better. That makes it corrupt.  That is stuff that happens in DR (Dominican Republic), I don’t expect that here.  If it was done after the fact, and he changed the date, that’s nefarious.”

                “’nefarious’ good, that’s a good vocab word to use.  Keeping your vocabulary up is good.”

                “I speak fluent English” she rejoined defensively.

                “I know you do but I’m just saying it’s good to use big words like that.”

                “I have a feeling you’re patronizing me.”

                “I’m not.”

                “Alright, anyway back to Atkinson.  What you’re telling me kind of backs up the conservative’s point of a deep state.”

                “Don’t fall for that conspiracy.”

                “I’m not; I’m going by what you told me.”

                “Well, Atkinson is claiming that he didn’t know that he backdated it and it was an honest mistake.  It’s hard to remember a date; it changes every day.”

                “That’s retarded.  The way I see it, there’s two options, either Atkinson is incompetent or he’s in on it.”

                “That’s what Nunes is claiming.”

                “He’s right”

                “He even went so far as to say that if Atkinson is incompetent and didn’t know about the ploy and hoax, then there needs to be evidence he was tricked by way of e-mails or communications.”

                “We call that investigating a corrupt politician.”

                The friend sighed, “I just can’t help you can I?  You’re too opinionated and too abrasive.”

                What the girls didn’t know is that someone was listening intently to their conversation.

 

                Larry was a billionaire living in Naples, Florida.  His investments and businesses ran smoothly enough that he didn’t have to constantly be in the office.   This allowed him to be on the beach very frequently but he was always on his phone keeping an eye on things.  Although he never really cared to settle down, every now and then he got the itch for pleasures of the flesh.  He abhorred prostitutes and, instead, took pleasure in bribing the non-professional girls.  In order to make things interesting, he never offered straight cash.  Instead, he bought a high ticket item of their choosing in exchange for one night with them.  He looked at it as corrupting them but from an objective standpoint, he probably was wrong.  On this day at the beach, he noticed two attractive girls who had olive skin.  Larry had trouble telling the difference between Southern Italian complexion and Latino so he didn’t try to place people.  In the end, it didn’t matter to him.  All that mattered is whether or not he found them attractive.  The girls were talking about Devin Nunes wanting to investigate ICIG Atkinson and he was fascinated in the conversation.  It wasn’t because of the knowledge they had, but it was that the one who thought she was teaching the other, was getting her entire narrative decimated by the pupil who simply asked the right questions.  The teacher was getting frustrated and started putting down the pupil so Larry decided to go over there and help the pupil out.  He opined, “You know, the people behind the Ukraine phone call are the same people behind the Mueller probe.”

                The girls sized him up.  He was kind of fat with two tattoos on his body.  There was a Greek flag on his chest and the Cavs championship logo on his arm.  They could tell by his accent that he wasn’t foreign but they did detect a slight accent they just didn’t know from where.  Aalya stated, “Yea, but the Mueller probe was a complete waste of time.  After three years, it amounted to nothing.”

                “That’s because they don’t have anything on Trump.  They tried so hard to fabricate a crime but he just didn’t do anything wrong.  They entrapped him, they went after his campaign people but he was clean as a whistle and the deep state is pissed about it.”

                The friend turned to Aalya and declared, “The other thing about Florida is sometimes you run into Trump supporters.”

                “Why is that a bad thing?” Larry inquired

                “They hate woman”

                “How?”

                “They think they shouldn’t work…” the friend trailed off and Aalya gave her a dirty look

                Aalya turned to him and her voice went higher than normal as her head bobbed as she spoke with a smile, “You’re a guy, how do you suppose I find a rich guy?”

                “You should hang out where rich people do.  Go to galas or go get a secondary education.  While in class, you meet people that have a better chance to be higher on the income scale.  Some of them may be Trump supporters though since he made it easier for people to get rich.”

                The friend rolled her eyes and uttered, “I’m going to take a dip.  Do you want to join me?”

                Aalya turned to her and then looked back at Larry, “Nah, I’m good.”

                The friend left with a grunt and Aalya posed, “Now, how are the players in the Mueller probe and the Ukraine phone call the same?”

                “Atkinson is the Intelligence Community inspector general (ICIG). So he’s in charge of the National Security Council, where the whistleblower was from,”

                “Alright”

                “He used to be the senior counsel, or head lawyer, for John Carlin.”

                “Sorry, I’m stupid, who’s that?”

                “You’re not stupid; you’re just not a dork like me that has looked into the nuances of this.  John Carlin was one of the people Mueller hired to be on his probe.  He was also Mueller’s chief of staff when Mueller was the head of the FBI.”

                “Well, I mean, why wouldn’t Mueller hire people he knew?”

                “Because he knows they’re all biased because they all have close ties to Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton who are probably President Trump’s biggest critics.”

                “That’s a fair point.  Was Carlin linked to Obama or Clinton?”

                “Yes, he was the head of the National Security Division under Obama and he was one of the last people to sign the FISA warrant on Carter Page.”

                “Oh, yea, he’s definitely biased.  He shouldn’t have been on the probe.”

                “Yes, but that’s yesterday’s news.  We’re talking about Ukraine.”

                “Alright”

                “Do you know where the Whistleblower complaint originated from?”

                “Eric Ciaramella”

                “Who worked where?”

                “I’m not sure.”

                The National Security Council (NSC) in the White House.”

                “Where Carlin worked under Obama?”

                “Yes”

                “But, the White House is Trump now”

                “Yes, but the NSC was carried over from Obama.”

                “I bet Trump regrets that now.”

                “I would hope so.  I really don’t understand how a man that had a tagline of ‘you’re fired’ is so hesitant to fire everyone that ever worked for Obama or Clinton.  The only thing I can think of is that he believes he can negotiate with anyone and that may be a fault.”

                “Maybe, is that the only link between the two?”

                “No, on February 2, 2019, Adam Schiff hired a former National Security Staff member for his panel.”

                “Wait, he was the guy running the impeachment hearings right?”

                “Yes”

                “Why would he hire someone from Trump’s White House?”

                “He had a spy in the NSC.”

                “That’s a big leap.”

                “Her name is Abigail Grace.”

                “That doesn’t mean anything to me.”

                “Right now, you have to wonder why she left a Republican White House to work for a Democrat that hates Trump.”

                “That is what I’m wondering.”

                “The head of the NSC used to be a man named McMaster who was very vocal how much he hated Trump.”

                “Probably bad for his job”

                “Not for his next job.  Now, all the mainstream media want him on their show to pretend that they have credibility.”

                “I’m guessing you brought him up for a reason.”

                “Yes, they all worked for Ben Rhodes who was Obama’s fiction writer turned advisor for his ability to manipulate the media.  That’s not my accusation, he bragged about that.”

                “He bragged about it and the media still believed him?”

                “Yup.”

                “What is he doing now?”

                “He attacks President Trump on a daily basis and still brags about lying to the media.  His latest thing is mourning the death of Soleimani.”

                “Oh, that’s messed up.  Terrorists are bad.”

                “Democrats like them more than President Trump.”

                “I think you’re right about that.”

                “Anyway, McManus defended and protected four of his staffers at all costs.  One of them was Abigail Grace.”

                “Why did my friend say that Atkinson is pretending to be ignorant?”

                “Atkinson wrote a letter to Nunes saying that he didn’t realize the law was backdated.”

                “Who would believe that?”

                “No idea.”

                “You mentioned the terrorist we killed.  What’s with the backlash on that?”

                “Mostly, people hate Trump but the Wall Street Journal is upset that he didn’t specifically say that if a proxy attack is committed, he will blame Iran.”

                “What does that mean?”

                “For decades, when isolated terror groups committed terrorist acts around the world, America pretended that they were cells with no countries and not state-sponsored by a Middle Eastern governments.  President Trump is no longer lying about this.  He’s calling a spade a spade.  If an Iranian cell attacks Americans, Iran will be blamed.”

                “I would agree with that.  Why shouldn’t they be?”

                “They should be but Trump said that by actions.  A cell in Iraq attacked our embassy. He responded by killing the Iraqi Militia proxy leader and the head of Iran’s Qud force.  By killing them at the same time, he exposes that the Iraqi proxy was linked to Iran.”

                “Oh, well they do say actions speak louder than words.”

                “I agree so he doesn’t have to specifically say it, he proved it through his actions.”

                “This is very interesting.  Thank you.  Now let’s talk about lighter topics.  All those things you mentioned on how to lure rich people are expensive.”

                “Life is about taking risks.”

                “I’m not driving myself in more student loan debt in the hopes someone in my class hits on me and then that someone is actually successful.  If you’re in school, then chances are you have potential, not actual wealth.”

                “Then go to the galas as they are filled with rich people.  Careful though, if you’re looking for someone already established, you may be going after old people.”

                “I guess you’re right about everything being a risk.  I mean to go to those galas and stand out; I’d have to by a killer outfit.”

                “It would be cheaper than graduate school.”

                “True, but it’s hard to justify spending that much on clothes.”

                “What if I took the risk out of it?”

                Now Aalya became interested, “What did you have in mind?”

                “I know nothing about fashion so I have to defer to you for what constitutes a ‘killer outfit’ but you pick out the outfit with the jewelry to dress it up, I’ll pay for it in exchange for one night with you.”

                “It will costs in the five digits.”

                Larry stared at her, “Did I blink?”

                “Sounds like you’re what I’m looking for.”

                “No, I’m not.  I don’t want to get married.”

                “Why?”

                “Many reasons but I don’t trust women to not want kids.  I admit that there are fleeting desires to have a companion but I’ve never wanted children and even when women say they don’t want children, I don’t believe them.”

                “Well, I’ll tell you that I do want kids.”

                “There you go. I’m not him but I can help you find him.  You said you needed the ammunition; I’m willing to arm you.  All you got to do is allow me full access to your body.  I will not leave any permanent marks and you’ll still be just as beautiful when I’m done with you.”

                “Let me think about it.”

                Larry pulls out his phone, “What’s your number?”

                Aalya gives it to him.  She then gives him a confused look, “I’m Aalya by the way.”

                “I’m Larry.”  He called her number so he would have his. 

                “Weird that that came after you proposed fucking me for an outfit.”

                “Yes, that is odd but it is what it is.”

                “I’ll think about it.”

                “Cool, let me know”

                With that, Larry went back to his lawn chair and put down his stuff.  He then ran into the Gulf of Mexico as Aalya looked on pondering the proposal.  When Larry went into the water, Aalya’s friend came back.  She mentioned to her what he had said and her friend thought he may be some psycho killer and told her to lose the number. Aalya told her she would but she didn’t delete the number.

                The sun set before Aalya and Larry spoke again.  He packed up his umbrella and lawn chair and carried it to his car.  Aalya followed and saw that he drove a BMW 323; A nice car but not overly ostentatious. 

                It only took two days for Aalya to call Larry.  When he answered, she shyly articulated, “Ummm, hi, it’s Aalya.”

                “The girl from the beach.”

                Aalya grinned, “Yes, I’m glad you don’t go around making that offer to so many girls that you forget who’s who.”

                “No, when I get like this, I’m singularly focused.”

                Aalya’s face got stoic as she found out that she wasn’t the first person he made these proposals to.  She felt hurt but refused to show it or admit it.  “How does this work?  How do I know you’ll carry through?”

                “You don’t really.  First off, you have to get STD tests done to make sure you’re clean.  If not, then deals off.”

                “That’s fine, I’m clean.  Are you going to follow your rule?”

                “Yes” he replied matter-of-factly

                The casual nature caught Aalya off guard, “Oh, well good then.”

                “Anyway, after you do that.  Go shopping, pick out everything you want then call me.  I’ll come, purchase it, and then we’ll go to the hotel.  If you back out, I return the items.  If you don’t, you walk out with everything.”

                Aalya liked that it was being done at a hotel rather than a private residence where he may hurt her.  “Can we have dinner first?”

                “Of course”

                “Ok good.  I’ll feel better about it then.  Do you want to come with me and let me know how I look in the clothes?”

                “Absolutely not.  I hate shopping with a burning passion.  If you can’t decide for yourself, bring someone with you.  I am not going to be the one to sit there like a fool as you try on shit for hours.”

                Aalya laughed, “Sounds like you’ve done that before”

                “Most men have.”

                “Yea, alright, I’ll let you know when I go to the doctor.”

                “I got you an appointment tonight.”

                “Oh, well then that works.”

                They both got STD testing and they came out clean.  They go to dinner and Aalya comments, “I understand that the same players are in Ukraine phone call and Mueller but now that we’re on impeachment.  What’s going on with Pelosi?”

                “She’s holding the impeachment in the house and not passing them to the Senate.”

                “Why though?”

                “Beats me.  It’s making her look horrible because she thinks she has leverage but she doesn’t.”

                “Yea, I’m just confused.”

                “Everyone is.  Bottom line is, it’s the weakest impeachment ever proposed in US history and Nunes is investigating why it’s falling apart.  The longer the investigation goes, the worse she looks for not handing it over.”

                “But what is she trying to do?”

                “Get Republican Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell to agree to hear all the witnesses the Democrats want during the trial.”

                “What is McConnell saying about it?”

                “The truth, that there will be no haggling with the house because he doesn’t have to.  The houses time is over and he’s going by the same rules as 1999 when Bill Clinton was impeached.  That means that there is no agreement guaranteeing or foreclosing witnesses because that will be decided by the Senate as the trial progresses and if necessary.  He then threatened the Democrats that if they want witnesses, he’s going to call witnesses they don’t want to hear from.  His bottom line was that the trial was for the Senate and the Senate alone.”

                “What witnesses?”

                “Schiff, maybe Eric Ciaramella, and other people that have lied about this.  They’ll be under oath so more pressure to tell the truth about what they did.”

                “Yea, that would be bad if they admit they did it for political reasons.”

                “Right now, Senator Mike Braun declares that Trump’s stock is the highest it’s ever been.  Remember, impeachment is a political tactic so if he’s more popular than ever, the impeachment isn’t hurting him.”

                “I think that’s the definition of ‘backfiring’”

                “I would agree.  Then you have Rasmussen saying that his removal has a 12% likelihood.  That is a new all time low.”

                “I actually think it’s high.”

                Larry laughed, “Well, with a yes or no question, you can’t say ‘0%’”

                “Sure you can.”

                “Well, this would be close if you could.  Even far left Senators like Feinstein are turning on Pelosi.  Manchin also joined in to pressure her to just hand over the articles already.  You know it’s bad when even the Trump hating Democrat Senators are against your position.”

                “What I don’t understand is before the impeachment, all they could talk about was how it was urgent and they needed to do it quickly.  Then they just take a three month Mexican stand-off.”

                “Nobody understands that.”

                “Thank you for dinner.  I’m going to go shopping now.”

                “Alright, call me when you’re done.”

                She flashed him a charming ecstatic look and got up.  Larry paid the tab and left as they drove separately.  A couple hours later, he got the call from Aalya and he drove to where she was and paid for the outfit.  He packed the clothes and jewelry in his trunk and told Aalya the hotel they were going to.  Larry entered the room first and Aalya was beaming.  Neither made any effort to deny what it was as they stripped themselves of their clothing.  Aalya scurried toward him and hugged Larry kissing his neck and driving her right leg in between his legs gently stroking his scrotum.  When Larry was erect, he put a condom over his penis and she turned her back to him.  Larry entered her from behind and reached behind her massaging her clitoris.  Aalya put her hand over Larry’s hand and set the rhythm while Larry sandwiched her hand in hers by putting his remaining hand over hers.  He kissed her neck and slowly penetrated her from behind while Aalya moaned.  Aalya screamed indicating orgasm and then turned toward Larry.  She again put her leg in between his and undercut his arms with hers resting her hands on his deltoids.  She pulled him towards her as Larry’s penis was driving into Aalya’s vaginal walls.  They made out as their lips oscillated to their mouths and necks.  Aalya leaned back and Larry maneuvered his mouth around her breasts. 

            When Aalya realized that she had to switch positions, she nudged him away and dropped to her knees.  She placed Larry’s penis in her mouth and bobbed her head back and forth forcing Larry’s penis to the back of her mouth.  Her hands fondled his scrotum and grabbed his ass as she continued to vigorously perform oral sex on him.  She raised her body and consumed Larry’s penis in between her breasts.  She alternated putting Larry’s penis in her mouth and licking his scrotum and placing it in her mouth as well but although Larry was moaning, it appeared he wasn’t going to achieve orgasm.  Frustrated, Aalya stood up and shoved Larry on the bed.  She mounted him and rode him aggressively.  She slapped him across the face with her breasts with every thrust as Larry rested his hands on her butt squeezing and pulling her towards him. As Aalya slowed, Larry turned her around and Aalya wrapped her legs around his waist.  Larry drove his pelvis forward and didn’t take long before raising Aalya’s legs to his shoulder and leaning forward pinning Aalya down with her knees.  He darted his groin forward and deeply invaded Aalya’s vaginal walls. 

After a bit, he swung Aalya’s right leg over his head turning Aalya around onto her stomach.  He wrapped his legs around her right leg and grabbed a salt shaker.  He moistened Aalya’s right butt cheek with his tongue and shook the salt shaker over the moistened area.  He sucked and licked the salt off simultaneously and poured himself a shot of tequila and chugged it down.  He then poured another shot and prepared her left butt cheek in the same way.  This time, however, he put the shot glass in Aalya’s rectum before taking it out with his mouth to consume the contents after removing the salt.  He bit into a lemon slice and then sprayed it on Aalya’s butt.  Larry grabbed the lubrication and drenched Aalya’s butt with it where the two cheeks met.  He hovered over her and slammed his penis into her rectal cavity repeatedly.  Aalya moaned but made no motion of resistance.  Larry repositioned his body and entered Aalya’s vagina from behind.  He lifted Aalya up on all fours and put his hands on her thighs pulling him back into him driving himself further into Aalya’s birth canal.  He raised his hands to her breasts and massaged them as he kissed her neck and kissed Aalya when she turned her head.  Shortly thereafter, semen sprayed from Larry’s shaft into the condom soaking his penis as his body convulsed and he stopped thrusting. 

                Larry pulled out and lied on his back panting.  Aalya lied next to him breathing slightly heavily.  She got a tinge of fear that he was going to tell her to leave and return the clothes using her for what he wanted and revealing that it was all a lie.  She decided to distract him and blurted out the first thing that came to her head, “Ilhan Omar thinks that sanctions are economic warfare.  How do you see Iran?”

                “Trump let Iran know that he’s not messing around.  Iran backed down so President Trump played it well.  As for Omar, she’s a terrorist-sympathizer.  She tries to pretend she’s making a point with the medical deficiencies and people dying.”

                “Her point was the de-escalation isn’t realistic if there are sanctions with no goal.”

                “Yea, but on July 17, 2019, Omar pushes the Pro-BDS resolutions for Isreal.  Do you know what BDS stands for?”

                “No”

                “Boycott, Divestment, and SANCTIONS!” as he emphasized the last word.

                “Ah, so sanctions are okay for Israel but not for Iran.”

                “Yea, like I said, she’s a typical Islamist terrorist sympathizer.  Israel is the real problem and poor Muslim countries having to deal with their existence of a state.”

                “You don’t seem too distraught”

                “Clearly”

                She nodded and took a deep breath.   Larry got up and got dressed.  Aalya pulled the covers over her to cover herself up.  It’s easier to get bad news when you’re not naked and exposed.  She took a deep breath and told herself not to react or cry when he inevitably let her know it was too good to be true.  Larry pronounced, “Are you going to get dressed so I can transfer the clothes or….”

            “Can we do it tomorrow?  Do you mind if I stay the night so I don’t feel like a whore?”

            “I don’t mind”

            Larry stripped down to his boxers and got back in bed.  Aalya snuggled into him turning her back to him.  Larry wrapped an arm around her waist resting it on her stomach.  He then slid his other arm under her neck as an extension of the pillow.  In the morning, they showered and got dressed.  As they walked out, Larry opened his trunk and handed her the bags.  Aalya dropped the bags and wrapped her arms around Larry’s neck kissing him.  They briefly made out before Aalya left.  The way she saw it, Larry had her number and it was up to him to call her.  After a week, she realized he wasn’t going to call.  It didn’t take long for her to get bored of Florida and move back to New York armed with an outfit to impress.  She would take Larry’s advice and be places where wealthy people can notice her bait that costs thousands. 

 

Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Nouno the Vigilante Episode 27: Southern Barbeque


Deangelo Parnell lives in Mobile, Alabama.  In Alabama, you are either an Auburn fan or an Alabama fan when it came to college football, which is more like a religion.  The county of Mobile was the largest county in America.  It was even bigger than Rhode Island.  At 17-years-old, Deangelo is almost college age.  He is a very big fan of the Alabama Crimson Tide and is going to attend a game.  It isn’t expected to be a very good game as Alabama one of the, if not the, best team in the country is playing Duke. Although Duke has a phenomenal basketball team, their football team is lacking.  People, however, will be tuned into to see a slaughter and just what Alabama can do in this glorified scrimmage. Unfortunately, Deangelo is planning a slaughter of a different kind.

Even though it’s not supposed to be a good contest, please flock to the game in droves to watch the mighty Crimson Tide play.  Deangelo drives to the game and is happy that security is a little lax for he is hiding something that, if found, would, at best, be confiscated but authorities may be called.  As he gets into the stadium, he takes out a gun and opens fire on the crowd.  Before security can subdue him, he has injured nine people.  Luckily, there are no casualties.

               

Meanwhile in Arizona, Abby and her husband Nouno are getting ready to watch college football.  They are both Ohio State fans having grown up in Cleveland, Ohio but they are curious to watch Alabama play.  Abby knows that Nouno isn’t expecting much of a fight from Duke.  Given that Nouno was born at Duke Hospital and spent the first three years of his life there, she knows he supports the team.  It’s for this reason, she turns to him and taunts, “You ready for your boys to get a mugging?”

Nouno smiles, “You never know.  Alabama may look past them and not take them seriously. Duke has nothing to lose so they can go all out.”

Abby gives him a questioning look, “Oh come on!”

                Nouno smiles back, “Yea I know”

                As the game progresses and they watch live as a fan opens fire, Nouno shakes his head, “Well, I guess we got a case.”

                “Well, we need to wait to see if law enforcement takes care of it.”

                “Alright but these public shooters piss me off.”

                “Me too, but we have to at least let the authorities do their job.  If they fail, then we’re going to Alabama.”

                “Fair enough”

                “I saw a thing about the Steele dossier.  Why are they talking about that again?”

                “First of all, it’s the Simpson dossier, they just put Steele’s name on it.”

                 “Why would they do that?  Who doesn’t want credit for their work?” Abby exclaimed,

                “Funny you should ask that because Glenn Simpson’s wife, Mary Jacoby, posted on Facebook that she was annoyed that Christopher Steele was getting credit for Glenn’s work.”

                “You didn’t answer my question.”

                “Oh, that’s easy.  Steele had credibility from his work on the FIFA case.  They wanted the dossier to be taken seriously so they put Steele’s name on it.  People would have been more suspicious if they knew it was written by a former Wall Street Journal writer who now does oppositional research.  A journalist who, by the way, Hillary Clinton had paid through the law firm Perkins Coie.”

                “Fine, but why now?”

                “The IG report is supposed to come out any day now.  It was delayed because Durham spoke to Christopher Steele for two days.  After the meeting, they delayed the release for a couple months.”

                “That seems like a big deal.”

                “Right, and mainstream media ignores it.  There’s only one question: Will Steele stay strong or will he squeal?”

                “What happens if he doesn’t stay strong?”

                “Then a whole lot of people are going down.  I would say Brennan and Comey are in the most trouble.”

                A couple weeks go by, and since Deangelo was a minor, he is released.  Abby and Nouno quickly book a flight to Mobile.  While on the plane, Nouno turns to Abby, “With all this talk about the IG report being released, I’m getting a flashback of memories.”

                Abby rolls her eyes.  She’s getting sick of Nouno’s obsession with politics.  She does realize that the Democrat’s story has changed but the fact that nobody has been arrested despite all this “damning and explosive” evidence, she has a feeling both sides are full of shit.  Nouno’s story, however, hasn’t changed.  It’s not like it’s been disproven the way the left has and they just move on.  She knows it’s important to him so she humors him, “Alright, I’ll bite.  What memories have come flashing back?”

                “Trey Gawdy was on Hannity and he made an ominous announcement to anyone investigating the case.  He said they should look into December 2016 e-mails between Brennan and Comey.  Gawdy also said that no effort was made to verify the information.”

                “Where are you going with this?”

                “Well, Durham is interviewing CIA analysts about the origins of the FISA warrant on Carter Page.  It’s not casual and is a more official capacity considering the analysts are all lawyering up.”

                “You like building suspense.  Just spit it out.”

                “John Brennan was head of the CIA.  He said he didn’t see the dossier until December 2016, which is when these texts between Comey and Brennan happened.  At the time, Comey thought the information he got from Brennan was corroborating the Steele-Simpson information.  What if he figured out that Brennan had the same source he did?  What if the texts were argumentative and contentious?”

                “You’re saying Comey was mad at Brennan for not being forthright with him on where he got the information.”

                “Right”

                “That doesn’t make sense.  Wasn’t Brennan and Comey together on this?  DIdn’t they speak in one voice at the White House per Strzok and Page texts?  Comey was the FBI director right?”

                “He was the FBI director but remember that’s when everything was going well and they thought Hillary would win.  Once shit hit the fan, then anger could arise.  I don’t think they’re very friendly now.  Especially because Brennan already said in an interview that it would’ve been a derelict of duty by the FBI if they didn’t verify the information he gave them.  After all, Brennan claimed, he just gave them snippets about stuff he’d heard.  It’s the FBI’s responsibility to verify it.”

                “Brennan threw Comey under the bus.”

                “Yes, he did.”

                “Is he right though?  Does the FBI verify information that the CIA gets?”

                “No, they both do.  You think the CIA goes around acting on information they haven’t checked?”

                “Didn’t Brennan say that he pulsed his information against the FBI’s information in summer of 2016?”

                Nouno nods and tilts his head to the right impressed.  “Yes, because he already had the information.  He didn’t need to see the dossier because he was talking to the source.”

                “Steele or Simpson?”

                “Steele”

                “But you say he didn’t write it.”

                “He had an idea what was in it.  He seems to forget some aspects when he talks to the State Department but for the most part, he knew what Simpson wrote.”

                “Wasn’t there another reason you knew Brennan knew the dossier information before 2016?”

                “Because he briefed the gang of 8 on Capitol Hill in August 2016.  The information he gave was only found in the dossier.”

                Nouno and Abby land in Mobile and check into a motel.  They immediately canvas the area for crematoriums as is their routine.  After they find the perfect place, Abby starts hacking in Deangelo’s social media to find out his habits.  Luckily, Deangelo is like most 17-year-olds and is eternally present and very transparent on social media.  Abby is surprised by this given what he did but it works in her favor.  He did open a shadow account but didn’t hide it well and Abby easily figured it out.  They devise a strategy and wait it out.  Abby states, “I haven’t seduced anyone in a while.”

                “Good thing too.”

                “Why’s that?” Abby snided back

                “High risk.  I don’t want you getting hurt.”

                “Yea, I know you worry about me.” She responded with a charming smile and continued, “Can I do this one?”

                “He’s not a rapist.  Besides, you’re kind of old for him.”

                The smile turned to a frown.  Abby was 26 and the age difference between her and DeAngelo was the same as Nouno and Abby.  “You don’t think I can seduce a teenager?”

                “I’m sure you could but it’s not necessary.”

                “No, I’m doing this.  I’m still young; I’m not an old geezer like you.”

                “You do realize that you are in the exact middle between me and DeAngelo?”

                Abby’s mouth opened wide and she lowered her chin to her chest.  She shook her head and got silent.  Nouno knew she wouldn’t stay mad for long.

 

                Deangelo was at Buffalo Wild Wings watching Alabama football.  DeAngelo orders wings and a coke and watches the game at a small table.  While watching, a girl walks to his table with a beer in her hand.  She is blond and looks a little older.  Based on the beer, DeAngelo figured she’s 21 but he thinks she’s slightly older than that.  Then again, he’s not really thinking about that.  All he’s paying attention to is the cleavage on her low cut shirt.  The girl speaks, “Hey kid, I’ll make you a deal.  This place is packed can I just sit at your table.  I’ll buy you a beer if I can have some of your wings.”

                For the first time, DeAngelo looks at her face.  He knows it would be suspicious if the waitresses saw him with a beer in front of him.  With that said, he doesn’t want to admit that he’s not 21.  He had a plan to get around this, “How about we share the beer and the wings?”

                “Perfect, thank you so much.  You’re so sweet” the blond replies with an ear to ear smile and an overabundance of charm in her voice.

                They watch the game together and DeAngelo likes that she is highly engaged in the game and is cheering for Alabama.

 

                Abby knew she could lure DeAngelo with alcohol.  High school boys love to drink.  She already had a backup plan if the waitresses realized he was drinking underage but doubted she would have to.  The restaurant was packed with Alabama fans.  There were way too many people to pay attention if some kid was taking a sip of someone else’s beer.  While watching the game, she made sure to drop the wings onto her breasts so that barbeque sauce got on them.  She acted catty and called herself clumsy but didn’t wipe it off.  In the corner of her eye, she knew that DeAngelo was fixated on them.  His eyes were oscillating from her chest to the screen to watch football.  When the game ended, DeAngelo asked, “Do you want to go back to my car and I’ll lick that barbeque sauce off you.”

                Abby smiled, “Don’t wipe your hands.  You’re not the only one that wants to suck barbeque sauce off body parts.”

                “Well, let’s go to my car and we’ll compromise.  I don’t think you’re dirty enough.  I’d like to rub more sauce on you.”

                Abby puckered her lips and licked them seductively, “Let’s go.”

                They walked to the car and DeAngelo couldn’t get the smile off his face.  DeAngelo opened the door to the backseat.  Abby got in on the other side and DeAngelo leaned in not realizing that he fell right into a syringe.  Abby depressed the plunger and DeAngelo was unconscious instantly.  Abby climbed into the driver’s seat and drove the car.  Nouno followed them in his rental car.  They went down a side street and parked DeAngelo’s car as Nouno transferred him to the trunk of their car.  Abby got in the passenger side and gave Nouno a smug smile.  Nouno looked over with a condescending grin of his own, “What? You didn’t think I knew you could do it?”

                “Well, you gave me shit about it.”

                “I just like messing with you.  You know I know you’re a hot chic.” Abby blushed but rolled her eyes.  Nouno finished with, “Then again, turning a teenage boy on isn’t exactly hard.”

                Abby slapped Nouno in the arm and shook her head.  Nouno always wondered why good looking girls never realize how good looking they are.  Do they think it’s a coincidence that they get cat called wherever they go?

                When DeAngelo woke up he was strapped to a bed covered in plastic.  Nouno stood over him, “I know I wasn’t who you wanted to see.”

                “What happened?  I didn’t even drink that much.  Who are you?”

                “I’m the husband of the woman you tried to take into your car and fuck.”

                “Oh, hey man, I didn’t know she was married.  She approached me.  I meant no disrespect.”

                Abby chimed in, “Oh really?  You didn’t invite me to your car so you could lick the barbeque sauce off my boobs?”

                Now DeAngelo was confused.  “You didn’t tell me you were married.  You wanted to sit at my table and I said yes.  Look, you’re very attractive so I took a shot.  You could have said no.”

                “And you could’ve not opened fire at a sporting event.”

                DeAngelo’s eyes wandered back and forth.  Theo grinned and articulated, “Yea, we set you up.”

                “So, you’re not mad that I hit on your wife.”

                “Not at all, you were supposed to.  We had to get you away from people so we could knock your ass out.  How does it feel that a girl knocked you out by the way?”

                “Look, I’m only 17.  I’m young and stupid.  I wanted to be popular and, you know, people get famous when they shoot up public places.  I didn’t kill anyone.”

                “That’s because cops stopped you before you could.  You hurt nine people.”

                “But they’re alive.”

                “Yea, not really good enough kid”

                “What are you going to do to me?”

                “Kill you.”

                “Oh come on! We are at a crucial moment in American history.”

                “How’s that?”

                “Durham is about to interview Brennan.”

                “John Durham?  The US Attorney investigating the origins of Spygzte?  Or, you just have a problem with the city that Duke is in?  That’s why you shot up the game?”

                “No, the US Attorney General”

                “Why do you think it’s interesting that he’s interviewing Brennan?”

                “Are you kidding?  The former head of the CIA is in tight spot.  If he pleads the fifth, he looks really bad.  If he’s honest, it’s worse because then everyone will know he’s been lying for years all over the media.  If he lies, he commits perjury.  There’s no good course of action for him.”

                “Why does that excite you?”

                “Dude, every black man loves to see the po-po go down.”

                “He’s CIA not a police officer”

                “Same difference man.  We take what we can get.”

                “Then you must be hoping that Christopher Steele sings.”

                “Hell yea, I want him to snitch!  If he snitches than everyone goes down.”

                “Well, Joe Digenova reported that Steele is talking to Durham and saying the FBI lied.”

                “Shit, I didn’t hear that.  When did he say that?”

                “Back in July I think.  On July 26, 2019, the IG report, which was supposed to come out in the summer, was delayed until early fall.  First, it was Labor Day but given that it’s almost Halloween, it’s just soon”

                “Why was it delayed?”

                “Because Durham and Barr talked to Steele for two days.  After the two days, they realized they needed more time.”

                “That’s what I’m saying, I can’t die.  I need to see how it ends.  I’m sorry for what I did.  A court of law decided I wasn’t a threat to society.”

                “Well, yea but we think you are.”

                “I’m not; I swear”

                “Would you tell me if you were?”

                “Well….no….but, you said the FBI, what about Brennan and the CIA?”

                “They always claimed they got the information separate from Steele because they didn’t talk to Steele before December 2016.  Given that they all had information that is only found in the dossier, various CNN analysts have gotten lawyers.  They know they’re in an official fight.”

                “Things are finally happening.  Come on, just let me go.  I won’t tell anyone.  I didn’t touch your wife.  You got me man.  Congratulations. You got a hot girl to marry you!  Good job man.”

                “Thanks”

                “Just let me go home and we’ll forget this ever happened.  I’m not even an adult yet.”

                “And you’re not going to be” Nouno fired back as he stabbed him in the midsection.  DeAngelo died quickly and Abby and Nouno wrapped the body and transported it to the crematorium.  They broke in and activated the machine to cremate the body. 

                As the machine was running, Abby and Nouno went to a restaurant and get dinner.  Abby inquired, “Anything else jar your memory now that we’re going to have to relive this again?”

                “Yea, the only date that wasn’t redacted on the FISA was St. Patrick’s Day 2017.”

                “Why not?”

                “It was handwritten.  It was the day that the FISA was given to the Senate Intelligence Committee with the note to read and return.”

                “Okay”

                “So this committee had Mark Werner, Diane Feinstein and others that hate Trump.”

                “A lot of people in congress hate Trump”

                “Right, but them especially.  Anyway, Senator Werner texted Steele’s lawyer Adam Waldman on March 17, 2017…”

                “The same day that the committee he was on got the FISA”

                “Yea, so we have the texts.  Werner keeps trying to call Waldman but Waldman isn’t answering.  He mentions that he’s going into a SCIF”

                “Which is….?”

                “Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility.”

                “So, where you look at classified information”

                “Yes, so Waldman finally texts back to talk whenever he’s free.  Werner tries to call again and can’t get a hold of him and texts to that effect.”

                “Alright so Waldman was probably in the SCIF reading the FISA”

                “Yea, he just got it”

                “So what?”

                “Now, he’s panicking because Durham and Barr are looking into the FISA so he’s exposed?”

                “How?  You can’t get in trouble for looking at a document given to you.”

                “Ah, his staffer James Wolfe got indicted for lying to the FBI.”

                “What does that have to do with anything?”

                “James Wolfe sent 82 text messages to a journalist named Ali Watkin.  The FISA is 83 pages long.  The last page is a signature page.  After the texts, they have a 28 minute conversation.”

                “Well then that’s why he got indicted; he leaked a classified document.”

                “No, that’s not what I said.  Wolfe’s lawyer said that if they charge him for leaking classified information, he would issue subpoenas for the Senators on the Senate Intelligence Committee”

                “Like Feinstein and Werner”

                “Yes, that’s why he was indicted for lying not for leaking.”

                “They can’t have Senators being forced to answer questions under oath.”

                “Yea, and the Senators started lobbying for leniency for Wolfe”

                “I wonder why?” Abby remarked sarcastically. 

                “Yea, puzzling” Nouno fired back just as sarcastic

                “I still don’t understand what the Senators would say that would help Wolfe?  Did he just want them to go down with him?”

                “Not really.  He wanted them to admit that they told him to leak the FISA to the press.  With Senate approval, it may be exculpatory.”

                “Oh shit.  Yea, they make their staffer do their dirty work and expose him but he doesn’t fall on the sword.  Instead, he threatens to bring them down, which saves himself.”

                “Exactly”

                “Good plan”

                “It was, but they still had a back up plan?”

                “What’s that?”

                “Joseph Mifsud.”

                “Oh God, I don’t want to listen.  Yes, he’s from Malta.  He spends a lot of time in London with English intelligence and officials.  He probably isn’t a Russian asset like they said.”

                “You do realize that destroys their entire case since they claim they opened the investigation into Trump because Papadopoulos talked to Mifsud, who they pretend is a Russian agent.  If he’s not, he just talked to a friendly ally and there was no reason to open the investigation.”

                “I get that but you’ve beaten it to a pulp.”

                “That’s because it’s crucial”

                “Fine! But just move on, I know this part.”

                “Alright, it’s time to go back anyway.”

                They pay their bill and go back to the crematorium to clean up.  After discarding the remains in the proper way, they go back to the hotel.  The next day, they fly back to Arizona with no one the wiser.  DeAngelo’s mom sent out a search party but nobody linked it to anyone.  They would never find the body and it would take a while before they declared the missing person dead.  Especially considering it wasn’t too farfetched he ran away to avoid people who knew what he did in that Alabama stadium. 

                Abby and Nouno arrived back in Arizona and went back to what they always did: watch sports together.  They didn’t give DeAngelo a second thought.  Nouno ordered wings and threw a piece into Abby’s chest.  Abby gave him a dirty look but Nouno moved in and licked the sauce off her breasts.  When they were done with the wings, Abby licked the sauce off of Nouno’s fingers.  It didn’t take long before they were in the bedroom to let out some pent up urges.  As things were back to normal, they would go back to their life until duty called again.  The peripatetic vigilantes celebrate another successful mission.