Showing posts with label Eric Ciaramella. Show all posts
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Monday, February 10, 2020

Theo The Trump Employee Episode 46 The Real Collusion


                Theo wakes up in his home in Rockville, Maryland.  After getting ready, he walks to the train station that will bring him to Washington D.C. where he will go to work at the most famous address in D.C.; 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.  While waiting for the train, two uniformed police officers come down the stairs to the platform.  When they stop, Theo walks over to them and he can see them giving him a suspicious look as cops are rarely treated well in liberal cities such as D.C.  Theo extends his hand and asserts, “Thank You.”

                One of the officers shakes his hand back and smiles, “For what?”

                “You chose a position that pays shit and the most dangerous people in the city hate you.  People that law abiding citizens try to avoid, you engage only to be shit upon at every turn.  I’m sure you get a lot of static from those that hate cops but law abiding citizens very rarely voice their appreciation.  I’d like to be the exception.”

                “Does this have anything to do with what happened in New York?”

                “I spent more time in New York than any other city.  Under Bloomberg and Giuliani, officers were treated with respect but DeBlasio has turned the citizens against them.  There’s a suicide epidemic among officers since nobody has their back and they’re constantly being accused of being racist.”

                “That’s not what I was referring to.”

                “Then what were you referring to?”

                “Two officers were shot in New York and someone opened fire on a precinct.”

                Theo shook his head with a somber expression on his face, “That’s the shit I’m talking about.  I’m sure that DeBlasio made excused for the gun men.”

                “I’m actually not sure what he said.”

                “Exactly, he stayed silent and hoped only a select few people would know about it.”

                The other officer chimed in, “You mention how everyone calls us racist.  That’s like Joe Biden’s favorite thing to do.”

                Theo responds, “Yea, well whenever they’re losing they go back to it.  Not realizing the inherent contradiction in the strategy.”

                “What would that be?”

                “If you call someone racist and they look it as a bad thing, then the person is not racist.  The racist label only works in a non-racist country.  For instance, I’m Greek.  My cousins in Greece have absolutely no qualms of telling you what groups of people they hate.  They once gave me the top 5.”

                The train arrives and Theo and the officers get onboard.  The second officer that spoke continued, “What Biden said is so demonstrably false that it’s embarrassing.”

                “Everything Democrats say is demonstrably false but what did he opine?”

                “President Trump never condemned white supremacists or Neo-Nazi’s”

                “Oh, the whole selective editing on the Charlottesville speech?  They conveniently leave out the part where he explains, ‘I’m not talking about the Neo-Nazis because they should be condemned totally.’”

                “Not just that.  After a mass killing of 31 people, CNBC had him condemn the White Supremacists.  Then WAPO had a headline ‘Trump condemns white Supremacists combating mental illeness over new gun-control on August 5, 2019.  Not to be outdone, the New York Time had a similar headline about how Trump condemned White Supremacists but stopped short of gun control.”

                “It’s interesting how the layout of the articles and headlines for the New York Times and Washington Post are always so similar and almost identical; more so than any other paper.”

                “Yea seriously.  Don’t forget that he actually tweeted on the anniversary of Charlottesville that he condemns all types of racism and violence.”

                “Yea but that could mean anything” Theo replied sarcastically. 

                Shortly thereafter the officers exit the train and Theo goes on in silence.  He feels good that he said something as his nature was to not bother them.  They seemed very appreciative that he praised them and Theo hoped he would do it in the future.  Work was a buzz about Devin Nunes’ appearance on Maria Bartiromo over the weekend.  To Theo, Nunes seemed to be a weekly guest on the show and after dropping bombshell after bombshell, it just proved more and more that Democrats were above the law.  Nunes implied that when the fake Russia collusion imploded, the same people manufactured a new Ukraine hoax and when they call the whistleblower, Eric CIaramella, in front of the Senate, then the Democrats and the scam by the ICIG Atkinson will be exposed.  Theo’s co-workers focus on Atkinson’s refusal to supply evidence on why hearsay is all of a sudden okay now and why he changed the forms to make it so Ciaramella could be a Whistleblower.  After work, Theo went to George Mason University to drink with people almost two decades younger than him.  He enjoyed debating college kids because ruining their bubble that they think they know everything entertained him.  As he walked in, the bartender made him his gin and tonic, which gave Theo the indication that although he switches around which colleges he goes to, the bartenders were beginning to know him.  He saw a blond drinking alone.  She had short hair with a body that was thin everywhere except in the two places that mattered the most.  Her skin seemed to glisten as it was a sharp tanned color.  “Why are you drinking alone?”

                “Why are you molesting me?” she snapped back

                “The fact that you think a question like that is molestation is indicative at how much society has degenerated.” 

                “Nobody talks to girls at bars anymore old man.”

                “I do, are you suggesting I’m not someone?”

                “If you must know, I’m still a little bummed that Trump got acquitted.”

                Theo nodded, “That’s awesome that your life is going so well that your biggest problem is that the president wasn’t kicked out of office.”

                The girl chuckled and then caught herself, “I guess that is a good thing to have as your worst problem.”

                “If you think about it though, you should be mad at the Democrats.  I mean they changed the rules so a guy who heard a conversation fourth hand could be a Whistleblower.  Even after the transcript was released and they knew he was lying, they still went through with it.  I mean you add everything up, and you get a fake impeachment hoax so you should mad at Eric Ciaramella and Adam Schiff.”

                “You’re not supposed to say his name.”

                “What are you?  The Ministry of Magic and he’s Voldemort?”

                Again the girl laughed, “Look, I know that I’m young and am not used to this but aren’t you supposed to ask my name by now?”

                “No, I’m supposed to extend my hand “ he remarks as he extends it “and say in a very confident tone so you know I’m confident since that’s the number one trait girls look for, ‘hi, I’m Theo.’”

                The girl smiles wide and shakes his hand, “I’m Katie.”

                “Nice to meet you.”

                “You know what, likewise.”

                “So Ciaramella makes you cringe?”

                “No, I did learn something from Harry Potter.  Names should never be dirty words.”

                “Apparently not since you told me not to say it.”

                “I conceded now move on.”

                “Do you like basketball?”

                “I’m more of a baseball girl.”

                “Perfect, so Eric Ciaramella was like a relief pitcher in the Democrat scam.”

                “Who was the starter?”

                “Russian collusion.”

                “Ah I see.”

                “Yea and Adam Schiff would be the manager who determines which pitcher he’s going to call.  Except in this game, you can put your starter back in.”

                “That’s why you wanted it to be basketball so you could put your starter back in.”

                “Right.”

                “Funny, and I thought you asked the question because you wanted to know if I was a sports fan.”

                “Oh no.  Spring training hasn’t really started yet and the all-star break is coming up for basketball so this is kind of a lull.”

                “So you condemn a guy for filing a report that he shouldn’t have been able to file?”

                “Oh no, I condemn him for calling meetings in the White house to set up this hoax.”

                “I don’t think I heard about this.”

                “Of course not, because you get your news from fake news outlets and social media, which is liberal propaganda.”

                “Ah, so you go by right wing conspiracies.”

                “No, I go by actual documents and data.  For instance, the meetings I talked to you about are based on White House visitor logs.  Remember Ciaramella was in the National Security Council, which was stationed in the White House.  Judicial Watch has gotten their hands on the logs and it’s pretty interesting.”

                “Alright, who?”

                “The co-founder of AnTAC Daria Kaleniuk.  She was also on the Do Not Prosecute List Obama’s Ukraine ambassadors gave to the new prosecutor after Biden fired the previous one.”

                “Wait wait wait, you’re a little ahead of me.  What is AnTAC?”

                “An anti-corruption group financed by George Soros.”

                “Oh, the Republican boogey man.”

                “He does show up on every anti-Republican or anti-conservative event.”

                “You think he’s solely responsible with the take down of like eight countries?”

                “Not going that far.  I’m just saying he owns NGO’s in Ukraine.”

                “Well, that is a undeniable.”

                “It is also undeniable that the heads of those NGOs met with Ciaramella at the White House.”

                “Only one.”

                “No, the head of Open Society, another Soros group, was on the log too.  Also AnTAC was on the Do Not Prosecute list.  Why would an anti-corruption group need to be protected?”

                “So a corrupt government doesn’t punish them.”

                “You don’t think they would do that anyway when they’re conducting business in their country?”

                “Not if America can stop them.”

                “So, it’s America’s jobs to protect American companies that leave America?”

                “Yes”

                “I disagree.  Leave the comfort of our border at your own peril.”

                “What if you were kidnapped abroad?  You don’t want the FBI to come looking for you.”

                “No, I don’t think that’s their job.  I think countries should be able to run the way they want to run and if they’re hostile to a new business, that business should leave.  If they violate that freedom to let them leave, then we should intervene.  Yea, I think that’s my rule, if they trample on basic freedoms, America should intervene.  That would cover kidnapping.  A blanket no prosecution for any reason though is a little much.”

                “Anyone else?”

                “Rachel Goldbrenner.”

                “Don’t know her. Another Soros group?”

                “No, she’s an NYU professor who was an aid to the UN ambassador Samantha Powers.”

                “Why do we care about that?”

                “Samantha Powers started Spygate by authorizing the unmasking of hundreds of Americans when Obama was president.”

                “She denied that.”

                “She signed the orders.  It’s her name on the request forms.  She only denies it because you liberals change the meaning of words.”

                “How so?”

                “You think ‘spy’ is a dirty word now.  You also don’t think wire tapping, getting FISA with false information and reading e-mail correspondences are not spying.”

                “Powers just unmasked people.”

                “Do you know what that means?”

                “Yes, when a foreigner is talking to someone and the foreigner is being wire tapped, if they happen to be talking to an American, the American’s name is kept secret or ‘masked.’  Only if there’s probable cause can you unmask it.”

                “Then you can hear the conversation that you wire tapped and now know the identity of the speaker.  You are listening in on someone’s phone call.”

                “Yea but that’s not spying.”

                “I included wire tapping in my list and you told me that it was just unmasking.  Tell me the difference between wire tapping someone and unmasking?”

                “Unmasking you reveal the person you wire tapped.”

                “That makes it better?”

                “I guess it would not be spying if you didn’t unmask it.”

                “Right”

                “So, if masked, then it’s not spying but if unmasked…no wait, spying is like…..I don’t know James Bond.”

                “Breaking into a highly secure facility and taking pictures of classified documents and shit?”

                “Yes, that.”

                “It’s also surveillance.”

                “Agree to disagree.”

                “If you were in your house and someone was watching you through binoculars would you say they were spying on you?”

                “No, they’re just a pervert or a peeping Tom.”

                “You’re really going to dig in deep on this.”

                “Like I said, ‘agree to disagree.’”

                “Fine, but don’t you think it’s disingenuous to say you had no idea about the wire taps when you’re the one that authorized the unmasking?”

                “That I’ll give you.”

                “Good, because that was my only point.”

                “Any more esteemed guests at this party?”

                Katie’s tone was sarcastic, but Theo responded seriously, “The Ambassador of Estonia, James Melville.”

                “Well, that’s random.  A tiny little Baltic State.”

                “Yea, a tiny little Baltic state that Michael Isikoff wrote in his book Russian Roulette was one of the many countries that spied on Trump.”

                “What other ones?”

                “England, Australia, Germany, New Zealand, Canada.”

                “You’re suggesting that at this meeting, the whistleblower asked the Estonian ambassador for help in taking down Trump.”

                “Yes, when you combine the book with the logs.  The Guardian also reported on that.”

                “Besides knowing it’s a Baltic state, I have to admit, I don’t know anything about Estonia.  The Guardian is pretty good though. ”

                “You’re just saying that because it’s English and for reasons unknown, Americans believe the British over us.  Must be the accent or something.  Victoria Nuland was also signed in by Ciaramella.”

                “She was the big friend of the Clinton’s right?”

                “Yes, and she introduced Christopher Steele to the FBI.”

                “The dossier guy?”

                “Yup, same guy.”

                “Ciaramella signs Nuland into the White House and then she introduces Steele to the FBI and Steele gives this widely discredited document to the FBI and they use it to investigate Trump for three years.  Is that the gist?”

                “Yes.”

                “You’re beginning to make sense.”

                “Oh, I’m not done.  Alexandra Chalupa met with Michael Isikoff.”

                “Who’s Chalupa?”

                “She worked for the DNC but then she went to the Ukrainian embassy and they have confirmed she was looking for dirt on Donald Trump so they sent her to Ukraine and arranged a meeting with the prosecutor that Biden and our embassy put into power and the president of Ukraine at the time Porochenko.  She came back with a black ledger, which exposed Manafort in crimes and ultimately led to his arrest and removal from the campaign.”

                “So, you have a Ukraine girl and the guy who wrote a book on Russian collusion by Trump meeting together in 2016.  That’s your point isn’t it?  The Russian collusion and Ukrainian quid pro quo are connected.”

                “The same people making the same fake hoax based on fake documents.”

                “Russia with the Steele dossier and Ukraine with the black ledger.”

                “Boom”

                “You don’t know what they talked about when they met.”

                “True, but they did find an e-mail from Chalupa to Michael Isikoff talking about the black ledger and how they were going to take down Trump with it.”

                “Highly convenient.”

                “You sound skeptical.”

                “They gave a fake document once to take down a candidate, why not again?”

                “Attorney General Barr said the same thing.”

                “That actually makes me have a little bit more respect for him.”

                “Even though I’m a huge Trump supporter, I actually agree.”

                After an awkward silence, Katie uttered, “Again, this is new territory for me but aren’t you supposed to make a move?”

                “Not when you accuse me of molestation for asking one question.  I mean I’m afraid if I try to kiss you, you’ll accuse me of rape.”       

                “I might, but isn’t that the fun?”

                “No, the fun was whether or not you get turned down.  There’s no permanent scar, cops aren’t involved and you don’t get dirty looks everywhere you go.  Stakes are too high with girls like you.”

                “Let me tell you where I’m at.  I test at the genius level in IQ so I’m not used to talking with someone smarter than me.  I actually think you are smarter than me and given that I actually am not a normal college girl, I am turned on by that.”

                “You’d be surprised how many girls your age are but they stay tight lipped about it.  I don’t think women are all that different now than they’ve always been.  They’ve just been told to act like men and be casual and not to date when they’re younger so women think that’s how they’re supposed to act.  Throughout history though, women were always taught on how they were supposed to act.  The only thing that changed was what that entailed.”

                “Excellent point, I am typical of women my age because I have no qualms of doing this.” She declared as she reached out and grabbed Theo by the shirt and yanked her towards her and kissed him on the lips.  Theo pursed his lips and engulfed her upper lip with his as he slid his tongue in between her lips.  She met his tongue and they alternated back and forth. 

                Theo pulled away after a bit and posed, “Do you want to come back to my place?”

                “Oh you have Netflix and you want to chill?”

                Theo was well aware of the slang that meant sex so he nodded and rejoined, “Yes”

                “Yea, let’s go.”

                They left the bar and waited for the train.  Theo put his arm around Katie and she leaned against his chest as Theo rubbed her arm.  When the train came, they got on and sat down.  A tall grey haired man on the train spoke with a Brooklyn accent that Theo recognized considering the extensive family he had in Brooklyn.  The man stated, “I like what Giuliani did with New York but now he’s gone senile.”

                With Katie lying on his shoulder, Theo grinned and challenged, “How so?  You really think he’s not the same guy?  When Giuliani took over New York, didn’t everyone doubt that he could clean it up?  They thought the mob would eat him for lunch but that’s not how it went down.”

                “That was him going after a group of people; the mob, corrupt cops, criminals.  He never focused on one guy.”

                “I’m sure he was focused on the head of the mob at the time.”

                “You think Biden is the head of the mob?”

                “No, just a high level character.  Giuliani is a prosecutor, he’s investigating collusion with Ukraine but it wasn’t President Trump, it was Biden.  We have him on tape bragging about withholding a billion dollars unless they fired the prosecutor that was investigating his son and the company he worked for.”

                “There were no open investigations into Burisma or Hunter Biden when he got fired.”

                “That is false according to Ukrainian court documents.  On February 18, 2016, there was an investigation open about how they laundered money to make it look like loans and filtered it through various countries.  The investigations names Hunter Biden and Burisma.”

                “I’m not saying that they never investigated it, I’m saying that they weren’t when Biden threatened him.”

                “He was fired the same month as the document I just read; February 2016.”

                “I didn’t know that.”

                “He has cashed checks, e-mail correspondence and court documents with Biden’s partner Devin Archer, who doesn’t have the same protections as Hunter Biden so he was convicted and charged.”

                “Just because your partner is corrupt, doesn’t mean you are.”

                “It’s suspicious and worth looking into.  You don’t find it odd that every time Joe Biden was the point man for a country, a family member got rich?  He was point man in Iraq, his brother made millions  He was the point man in Ukraine, his son gets over eight million dollars.”

                “There are people who look into these things.”

                “The Ukrainians have already complained that they tried to give this information to the DOJ and FBI, but they weren’t interested”

                “Then there you have it.”

                “Have what?  The American DOJ is the personal mob of the Democrats, more specifically Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama?”

                “No, that there was nothing to see since the professionals deemed it that way.”

                “It seems pretty damning what journalists like John Solomon, Giuliani and Judicial Watch have been able to uncover   The DOJ, at the very least, did a shitty job vetting.”

                “That we can agree on.”

                The train continues and Theo and Katie get off at his stop in Rockville.  They go to his house where Katie wasted no time in throwing herself at him.  They fool around and Theo quickly learns that his being out of practice and the youthful energy of Katie was too much for him to handle and he finished quickly.  Katie didn’t outwardly show any disappointment and just turned over and went to sleep.  Theo cradled her and she didn’t flinch so he kept it there.

                In the morning, Katie was gone.  Theo instinctively checked his wallet and house to see if anything was missing but nothing was.  Katie had simply left.  Theo realized he didn’t have her number so he shrugged his shoulders and got ready for work. 

Wednesday, February 5, 2020

Nouno the Vigilante Episode 39 Secret Meeting and Democrat failures


                Joshua Hunsucker is putting on his uniform.  It was this uniform that his wife Stacey was first attracted to him.  Living in North Carolina, the weather was nice as it wasn’t oppressively hot in the summers but not debilitating cold in the winter.   At 35, Joshua was still relatively young but old for his profession of a paramedic with the long hours.  On paper, Joshua had a good life as paramedics are highly respected and he had a loving wife and two small children.  Unfortunately, things aren’t always as great as they seem to be on paper. 

                Although paramedics do have medical knowledge as their jobs require them to perform medical care to patients as they transport them to the hospital, since they aren’t doctors they do not take the Hippocrates Oath.  Although it is a long oath, the core part of it is that you will not use your medical knowledge to do harm.  Hunsucker was about to do exactly that.  While alone with his wife in their bedroom, he attacked the woman three years his junior who had mothered his two children.  Using his knowledge of the human body, he efficiently murdered her and although it was an occasion to call someone of his profession, he did nothing to administer care and let his wife die.  Their two children will hardly remember who their mother was.

 

                On the opposite side of the country, Nouno and his wife Abby are in their pool to cool off from the hot Arizona sun.  Abby calls out to him “Are you ready for the primary season to start?”

                “Do you think it’s a coincidence that closing statements for the impeachment are today as well?  They’re still trying to take attention away from the Democrat primaries.”

                “No, people are still tuning in.”

                “Well, finally elections are getting to the 21st century and tallying the votes with an app.”

                “It’s just a way for Hillary Clinton to corrupt the elections.  She’ll control the app and hack into it to skew it for her candidate and away from Bernie.”

                “What is it with you in thinking that Hillary controls the Democrat party?”

                “Because she does”

                “Whatever, we’ll just see who wins Iowa.  How are you going to feel if Bernie wins?”

                “Bad, I hate Bernie Sanders.  I don’t like socialists.”

                “Well, it will kill your narrative that Hillary owns the party.”

                “I guess that’s a silver lining but doesn’t make me too happy.”

                “The DNC just released a statement that they have been preparing for this for three years.  They’re really excited to roll it out.”

                “That’s so cute.” Nouno mocked

                They spent the day taking it easy and as night descended they tuned in to the TV to see who won Iowa.  After watching news anchors awkwardly try to fill in time as they await the results that will never come, Nouno’s smile grows wider and wider as Abby’s eyes get bigger and bigger and her mouth opens wider and wider.  Not only did the app fail but the hotline they used as a backup also overheated and failed.  Finally, the Democrats got desperate and asked for polling stations to take screenshots and text the results to them.  As they go to bed and there is no winner in Iowa, Abby lied next to her husband and sighs.  She remarks, “Okay, maybe you have a point with Hillary.”

                Nouno takes a condescending tone, “There’s no evidence Hillary had anything to do with this.”

                “Oh stop it.  It’s a little too convenient and suspicious.  Bernie was expected to win.”

                “I would agree but you’re the one that thinks I’m paranoid.”

                “You may be on to something.  I just admitted that.”

                “I know, but it doesn’t get old.”

                Abby smacks Nouno on the shoulder and lies down with her back to Nouno.  Nouno has a large grin as he takes great pleasure in the Democrats failure.

                When they wake up, they make breakfast and Abby announces, “We have a case.”

                “You need to release some aggression after having to admit I was right last night?”

                “You better be careful.  We’re going after someone that killed their spouse and it may just give me ideas.”

                “We’re going after a girl that killed her husband?”

                “No, we’re going after a guy that killed his wife.”

                “Well, that’s not what we have going on.  You’re talking about you killing me.  I would never hurt you.”

                “Keep bragging and I may hurt you.”

                Nouno chuckled and walked toward his wife with his arms out.  Abby gave a coy smile and rolled her eyes.  As Nouno wrapped his arms around her she pushed against his chest playfully trying to push him away but Nouno pulled her close.  She lifts her lips and kisses him on the lips and Nouno lets go.  He asks, “So where are we going?”

                “North Carolina”

                “Cool”

                Abby books a flight and they head to the airport.  As airports seem to only play CNN, Nouno is dismayed that he has to listen to the fake news network.  He sees Van Jones go on and admit that the Iowa Caucus had missed the boat.  Nouno states, “Wow, CNN actually admitted that the Democrats messed something up.”

                Van Jones continues, “You have to remember that Iowa is 90% white so they don’t represent the country.  They failed because they don’t represent black people or the rest of the country.”

                Nouno nods and declares, “And there it is; pulling the race card on an issue that has nothing to do with race.”

                Abby adds,’ “You’ll never guess who was in charge of the app.”

                “You’re right I won’t”

                “Hillary’s campaign manager and Romney’s campaign manager.”

                “Oh this just gets better and better.”

                “For the record, Robbie Mook, Clinton’s campaign manager, denies it.”

                “Yea, he was the genius that said that Bill Clinton was too old and couldn’t relate to young voters so shouldn’t campaign for Hillary. Hate to say I agree with newspapers over someone but in this case, I’m with the Des Moines newspaper.”

                They board the plane and Nouno lets the filter fail and pronounces, “From the party that brought you the ObamaCare website and the worst economic recovery in American history, tune in for the new election counting app in Iowa.”

                Abby decides not to fight it but join so she responds, “They may not be able to fix an app or a hotline, but they can sure take care of your healthcare.”

                “They successfully banned voter ID because it corrupts elections but screenshots are much safer.”

                Abby takes a normal tone, “Seriously though, it’s hard not to think this isn’t a conspiracy against Bernie.”

                “Which is great because the Bernie Bros may not come out to support a candidate if it’s not Bernie.  If they stay home, it just gives more help to President Trump to win re-election.”

                “Republicans are really going to pounce on this.”

                “As they should!  Think about all we have this week.  Monday, Democrats screw up the Iowa Caucus, Tuesday; President Trump gives the State of the Union to tell the country how great the economy is doing and all he’s achieved in three years and then Wednesday he gets acquitted officially taking the Democrats best shot and not being phased.  That’s how you start a week!”

                They land in North Carolina and check into their motel where they set about soundproofing it.  Abby furiously checks social media to find out everything she can about Joshua.  Nouno is a little worried as law enforcement tends to protect their own and the Fire Department works very closely with the police force.  A paramedic may be tough but they were never ones to shy away from a challenge.  They devise a plan and set to it.  Even though Joshua is now a single father, he spends a lot of his time at the bar enjoying his new found freedom as he is single.  Joshua left the kids with family so as to be partially responsible.  As he is drinking, a shoulder length blond girl sits next to him with thin lips, skinny body that only enhance her perfectly round butt and large perky breasts.  Her skin is flawless and her greenish-grey eyes are mesmerizing to Joshua.  She starts in a high pitched voice, “Hi, handsome what brings you in here?”

                Joshua looks down and realizes he’s wearing his fire department uniform.  This was on purpose since it was good bait to attract girls but girls that looked like this normally wait to be approached and don’t do the approaching no matter what the guy is wearing.  He stuttered a bit, “Umm, Hi”

                “I’m Ashley”

                “Joshua”

                “Nice to meet you” as Abby extends her hand. 

                Joshua shakes it, “Trust me, the pleasure is all mine.  Do you want a drink?”

                “I’d love one.  Thank you.”

                “Are you going to leave as soon as I buy you one?”

                Abby dropped her voice an octave and put on an offended tone, “Do I look like a girl that would do that?”

                “Yes”

                “Well, buy me a drink and find out.”

                Joshua does exactly that and Abby takes the drink and smiles, “Ok see ya” and takes a couple steps. 

                Joshua doesn’t follow but when she turned around they were both smiling, “I’m just being a punk” Abby comforted

                “I noticed”

                Abby put her hands on his arm and articulated, “I like your uniform” as she rubbed it.  What he didn’t realize was that Abby had a small syringe in her hand and slipped it into Joshua’s armpit. 

                Abby immediately ordered shots to cover up what she did.  The shots came and Joshua and she took one.  Abby noticed Joshua’s eyelids getting heavy.  She had already signaled Nouno to come in and he did.  Abby put on her charming voice and patted Nouno on the arm as he walked by, “Excuse me sir but my boyfriend has had a little too much to drink. You’re a big guy, can you help me get him into a cab so he can go home?”

                Nouno looked back and forth and nonchalantly shrugged his shoulders and responded, “Why not?”

                Nouno draped Joshua’s arm over his shoulder and they helped Joshua out of the bar and into their car.  Nouno and Abby got in and drove toward the hotel and Abby stopped smiling and turned the charm off.  Joshua woke up to find himself restrained to the table.  He tried struggling against his constraints but quickly realized that it was fruitless.  He was surprisingly calm when he inquired, “Why am I here?”

                Nouno replied, “You need to be punished for killing your wife.”

                “You don’t know what it was like living with her.”

                “I don’t care.  You don’t kill your wife.”

                “Did you know her?”

                “Nope”

                “Do you have kids?”

                “No”

                “Well, when you do, you’ll realize how much pressure they put on you.  I got these two kids to support and a wife that’s constantly nagging.  Everyone has their breaking point.”

                “A lot of people have two or more kids and a wife and they manage not to kill their wife.”

                “It’s just that with the misogynistic president, it’s hard to look at women equally when the country elects Donald Trump.”

                “You’re blaming the president for you killing your wife?”

                “Yea, did you see the impeachment hearings?  Schiff said that if they don’t remove him he’s going to sell Alaska to the Russians.”

                “He also said he’d move to Mar A Lago and make Jared Kushner president. If that’s what he’s coming up with in his closing statement, you know he has nothing.”

                “He’s just saying that just because it’s legal, doesn’t make it right.”

                “But he had to go to hypotheticals and make shit up rather than focus on what happened.  Well, what he alleges happened is also a made up thing so I can see why he doesn’t know the difference.”

                “Well, Weissman has already threatened that there will be more leaks.”

                “So what?  All the other leaks didn’t do anything what makes you think these will?  They got so desperate they utilized their biggest weapon; impeachment, and it still didn’t stop him.  He didn’t even mention it in the state of the union.”

                “Do you really want a king instead of a president?  If he gets acquitted, then he knows he’s untouchable.”

                “That would be the Democrats fault wouldn’t it be?”

                “Well yea, but we can’t go back and not impeach him.”

                “So, we should just remove him to save the Democrats from their retardation?”

                “I’m not saying that.  I’m just saying we fought a revolution to remove a king.”

                “If Trump was a king, you wouldn’t be able to insult him, there would be no judicial injunctions stopping him, the wall would be built and he wouldn’t be undermined at every turn.  Every time he writes an executive order or does anything, he gets sued.  You can’t do that to a king.”

                “That was before.  I’m talking the future.”

                “You’re not making any sense but I’ll turn it back on you.  Do you really want the party that brought you the Iowa Caucus debacle to be running the country?”

                “Even the conservative at the Washington Post, Jennifer Rubin, said that what good are the Iowa Caucuses anyway?”

                “First of all, Washington Post has no conservatives.  Rubin just pretends to be so she can say stupid shit and contradict herself like a liberal.  In this case, she wrote an article on 5/13/19 entitled, ‘Why Iowa is so important this time.’ So which is it?  It can’t be important when everything is running smoothly and then no good and unimportant when it collapses.”

                Abby interrupts, “Okay, this has gone on long enough.  He’s a moron.  He killed his wife, he dies now.”

                Joshua had a pleading tone, “Please don’t.  I have two young kids at home and I’m all they got.  There’s not a day that goes by I don’t regret what I did to their mother.”

                “Stacey”

                “What?”

                “Say your wife’s name”

                Joshua took a swallow of saliva and pronounced, “Stacey”

                “Just as how your argument that we should remove the president because he may be emboldened that all these fake charges didn’t stick, you can’t kill your wife and then claim people shouldn’t kill you so as to not make your kids orphans.  They’re better off without you.  Case in point, you were at a bar hitting on me instead of home with your kids.”

                “You came up to me.”

                “You reciprocated and now instead of you penetrating me, I’m going to penetrate you” as Abby stabbed Joshua in the chest killing him instantly. 

                Abby and Nouno wrapped the body and loaded it into the trunk of their car.  They went to a crematorium that they already scoped out and broke in loading Joshua’s body on the machine and activating it.  After they get him in, they leave to go to a diner as they wait for the body to disintegrate down to the bones.  As they order, Abby poses, “Have you heard of Olga Bielkova?”
                “Yea, she’s a Ukrainian law maker”

                “Well, apparently Victor Pinchuk sponsored a trip for her to come to America in April 2016.”

                “Interesting; Pinchuk is the Clinton Foundation’s biggest donor.  He’s a Ukrainian billionaire.”

                “Right”

                “What did he fly Bielkova to America for?”
                “To meet with Barack Obama and Eric Ciaramella at the White House.”

                “Seven months before the election”

                “Yuppers”

                “She seemed pretty busy.  Also met with David Kramer.”

                “He was McCain’s aid that gave the Steele dossier to the FBI.”

                “Same guy yea”

                “There’s a lot of stuff that has come out about Ciaramella.  Victoria Nuland e-mailed him about the loan guarantees to Ukraine that Biden held up because they were investigating his son.”

                “Who’s Victoria Nuland?”

                “She worked for Hillary and Bill Clinton.  Whenever you have one of the Clinton’s, she’s not far behind.”

                A large man comes over.  He stands at 6’3” and extremely broad with a shaggy beard.  He speaks with a deep voice that matches his size.  He starts, “I’m sorry that I was eavesdropping but I’m really interested in Spygate.  Olga Bielkova was also on a Ukrainian Natural gas discussion panel.”

                “Probably why Burisma was always touting Hunter Biden and bragging that they had him on the board.  They were telling the state department as a not so subtle suggestion that the needed to help them with their legal troubles with the Ukrainian investigations.”

                Abby was on her phone and read from it, “It appears she’s still involved.”

                The big man posed, “What do you mean?”

                “She’s a big time Biden supporter.  She wrote an article that Biden would be good news for Ukraine.”

                They finish their dinner and then head out to the crematorium to clean up.  What they find is cop cars and sirens as the smoke was discovered.  The car was booked under Nouno’s name so Abby books a one way rental to Nashville.  They head back to the hotel and pack their things and load up the car.  They return the rental and take Abby’s rental and drive to Nashville where Abby already booked a flight.  A couple days later, they are on a plane back to Arizona resisting the urge to check local news for information about Joshua.  If they had, they would realize that it had made the local news but the police were looking at Stacey’s family.

                On the plane, Nouno raised his arms and cheered, “Yes”

                Abby turned to him, “What?”

                “The GOP is investigating several Obama aids in voter manipulation in 2016.  The payback has started.”

“Don’t get your hopes up.  Like you always say, Democrats are above the law.”

“Yea, I know but I can still hope.”

“I found out someone else who was at those White House meetings.”

“Who?”

“Alexandra Chalupa.”

“Of course she was.  I mean, if she’s going to be travelling to Ukraine and getting fake black ledgers to take down Manafort, she might as well be involved in colluding to take down the president.  She is the biggest Ukrainian colluder so why wouldn’t she be in the meeting?”

“Exactly, you should have figured that.”

“It almost goes without saying.”

“It is interesting.”

“You want to know what’s even more interesting?”


“Yes”

“All this happened at the same time that Biden was threatening Porochenko to fire the prosecutor general Shokin or else they’re not getting the billion dollars.”

“I wonder if that’s what the meetings were about.”

Nouno took a sarcastic tone to match Abby’s, “Oh, I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.”

“Of course it is.  Don’t be ridiculous.”

The plane arrives in Arizona and Nouno and his wife go home and decompress.  They hope nobody picked up the rental car near the crematorium as it was away from the city, which is why they chose it.  They never did find out how the authorities found it so quickly but they believed they dodged a bullet.  They thought to avoid North Carolina but decided that they couldn’t be paranoid.  They had to go where the cases brought them.