Theo The Trump Employee Episode 46 The Real Collusion

                Theo wakes up in his home in Rockville, Maryland.  After getting ready, he walks to the train station that will bring him to Washington D.C. where he will go to work at the most famous address in D.C.; 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.  While waiting for the train, two uniformed police officers come down the stairs to the platform.  When they stop, Theo walks over to them and he can see them giving him a suspicious look as cops are rarely treated well in liberal cities such as D.C.  Theo extends his hand and asserts, “Thank You.”

                One of the officers shakes his hand back and smiles, “For what?”

                “You chose a position that pays shit and the most dangerous people in the city hate you.  People that law abiding citizens try to avoid, you engage only to be shit upon at every turn.  I’m sure you get a lot of static from those that hate cops but law abiding citizens very rarely voice their appreciation.  I’d like to be the exception.”

                “Does this have anything to do with what happened in New York?”

                “I spent more time in New York than any other city.  Under Bloomberg and Giuliani, officers were treated with respect but DeBlasio has turned the citizens against them.  There’s a suicide epidemic among officers since nobody has their back and they’re constantly being accused of being racist.”

                “That’s not what I was referring to.”

                “Then what were you referring to?”

                “Two officers were shot in New York and someone opened fire on a precinct.”

                Theo shook his head with a somber expression on his face, “That’s the shit I’m talking about.  I’m sure that DeBlasio made excused for the gun men.”

                “I’m actually not sure what he said.”

                “Exactly, he stayed silent and hoped only a select few people would know about it.”

                The other officer chimed in, “You mention how everyone calls us racist.  That’s like Joe Biden’s favorite thing to do.”

                Theo responds, “Yea, well whenever they’re losing they go back to it.  Not realizing the inherent contradiction in the strategy.”

                “What would that be?”

                “If you call someone racist and they look it as a bad thing, then the person is not racist.  The racist label only works in a non-racist country.  For instance, I’m Greek.  My cousins in Greece have absolutely no qualms of telling you what groups of people they hate.  They once gave me the top 5.”

                The train arrives and Theo and the officers get onboard.  The second officer that spoke continued, “What Biden said is so demonstrably false that it’s embarrassing.”

                “Everything Democrats say is demonstrably false but what did he opine?”

                “President Trump never condemned white supremacists or Neo-Nazi’s”

                “Oh, the whole selective editing on the Charlottesville speech?  They conveniently leave out the part where he explains, ‘I’m not talking about the Neo-Nazis because they should be condemned totally.’”

                “Not just that.  After a mass killing of 31 people, CNBC had him condemn the White Supremacists.  Then WAPO had a headline ‘Trump condemns white Supremacists combating mental illeness over new gun-control on August 5, 2019.  Not to be outdone, the New York Time had a similar headline about how Trump condemned White Supremacists but stopped short of gun control.”

                “It’s interesting how the layout of the articles and headlines for the New York Times and Washington Post are always so similar and almost identical; more so than any other paper.”

                “Yea seriously.  Don’t forget that he actually tweeted on the anniversary of Charlottesville that he condemns all types of racism and violence.”

                “Yea but that could mean anything” Theo replied sarcastically. 

                Shortly thereafter the officers exit the train and Theo goes on in silence.  He feels good that he said something as his nature was to not bother them.  They seemed very appreciative that he praised them and Theo hoped he would do it in the future.  Work was a buzz about Devin Nunes’ appearance on Maria Bartiromo over the weekend.  To Theo, Nunes seemed to be a weekly guest on the show and after dropping bombshell after bombshell, it just proved more and more that Democrats were above the law.  Nunes implied that when the fake Russia collusion imploded, the same people manufactured a new Ukraine hoax and when they call the whistleblower, Eric CIaramella, in front of the Senate, then the Democrats and the scam by the ICIG Atkinson will be exposed.  Theo’s co-workers focus on Atkinson’s refusal to supply evidence on why hearsay is all of a sudden okay now and why he changed the forms to make it so Ciaramella could be a Whistleblower.  After work, Theo went to George Mason University to drink with people almost two decades younger than him.  He enjoyed debating college kids because ruining their bubble that they think they know everything entertained him.  As he walked in, the bartender made him his gin and tonic, which gave Theo the indication that although he switches around which colleges he goes to, the bartenders were beginning to know him.  He saw a blond drinking alone.  She had short hair with a body that was thin everywhere except in the two places that mattered the most.  Her skin seemed to glisten as it was a sharp tanned color.  “Why are you drinking alone?”

                “Why are you molesting me?” she snapped back

                “The fact that you think a question like that is molestation is indicative at how much society has degenerated.” 

                “Nobody talks to girls at bars anymore old man.”

                “I do, are you suggesting I’m not someone?”

                “If you must know, I’m still a little bummed that Trump got acquitted.”

                Theo nodded, “That’s awesome that your life is going so well that your biggest problem is that the president wasn’t kicked out of office.”

                The girl chuckled and then caught herself, “I guess that is a good thing to have as your worst problem.”

                “If you think about it though, you should be mad at the Democrats.  I mean they changed the rules so a guy who heard a conversation fourth hand could be a Whistleblower.  Even after the transcript was released and they knew he was lying, they still went through with it.  I mean you add everything up, and you get a fake impeachment hoax so you should mad at Eric Ciaramella and Adam Schiff.”

                “You’re not supposed to say his name.”

                “What are you?  The Ministry of Magic and he’s Voldemort?”

                Again the girl laughed, “Look, I know that I’m young and am not used to this but aren’t you supposed to ask my name by now?”

                “No, I’m supposed to extend my hand “ he remarks as he extends it “and say in a very confident tone so you know I’m confident since that’s the number one trait girls look for, ‘hi, I’m Theo.’”

                The girl smiles wide and shakes his hand, “I’m Katie.”

                “Nice to meet you.”

                “You know what, likewise.”

                “So Ciaramella makes you cringe?”

                “No, I did learn something from Harry Potter.  Names should never be dirty words.”

                “Apparently not since you told me not to say it.”

                “I conceded now move on.”

                “Do you like basketball?”

                “I’m more of a baseball girl.”

                “Perfect, so Eric Ciaramella was like a relief pitcher in the Democrat scam.”

                “Who was the starter?”

                “Russian collusion.”

                “Ah I see.”

                “Yea and Adam Schiff would be the manager who determines which pitcher he’s going to call.  Except in this game, you can put your starter back in.”

                “That’s why you wanted it to be basketball so you could put your starter back in.”

                “Right.”

                “Funny, and I thought you asked the question because you wanted to know if I was a sports fan.”

                “Oh no.  Spring training hasn’t really started yet and the all-star break is coming up for basketball so this is kind of a lull.”

                “So you condemn a guy for filing a report that he shouldn’t have been able to file?”

                “Oh no, I condemn him for calling meetings in the White house to set up this hoax.”

                “I don’t think I heard about this.”

                “Of course not, because you get your news from fake news outlets and social media, which is liberal propaganda.”

                “Ah, so you go by right wing conspiracies.”

                “No, I go by actual documents and data.  For instance, the meetings I talked to you about are based on White House visitor logs.  Remember Ciaramella was in the National Security Council, which was stationed in the White House.  Judicial Watch has gotten their hands on the logs and it’s pretty interesting.”

                “Alright, who?”

                “The co-founder of AnTAC Daria Kaleniuk.  She was also on the Do Not Prosecute List Obama’s Ukraine ambassadors gave to the new prosecutor after Biden fired the previous one.”

                “Wait wait wait, you’re a little ahead of me.  What is AnTAC?”

                “An anti-corruption group financed by George Soros.”

                “Oh, the Republican boogey man.”

                “He does show up on every anti-Republican or anti-conservative event.”

                “You think he’s solely responsible with the take down of like eight countries?”

                “Not going that far.  I’m just saying he owns NGO’s in Ukraine.”

                “Well, that is a undeniable.”

                “It is also undeniable that the heads of those NGOs met with Ciaramella at the White House.”

                “Only one.”

                “No, the head of Open Society, another Soros group, was on the log too.  Also AnTAC was on the Do Not Prosecute list.  Why would an anti-corruption group need to be protected?”

                “So a corrupt government doesn’t punish them.”

                “You don’t think they would do that anyway when they’re conducting business in their country?”

                “Not if America can stop them.”

                “So, it’s America’s jobs to protect American companies that leave America?”

                “Yes”

                “I disagree.  Leave the comfort of our border at your own peril.”

                “What if you were kidnapped abroad?  You don’t want the FBI to come looking for you.”

                “No, I don’t think that’s their job.  I think countries should be able to run the way they want to run and if they’re hostile to a new business, that business should leave.  If they violate that freedom to let them leave, then we should intervene.  Yea, I think that’s my rule, if they trample on basic freedoms, America should intervene.  That would cover kidnapping.  A blanket no prosecution for any reason though is a little much.”

                “Anyone else?”

                “Rachel Goldbrenner.”

                “Don’t know her. Another Soros group?”

                “No, she’s an NYU professor who was an aid to the UN ambassador Samantha Powers.”

                “Why do we care about that?”

                “Samantha Powers started Spygate by authorizing the unmasking of hundreds of Americans when Obama was president.”

                “She denied that.”

                “She signed the orders.  It’s her name on the request forms.  She only denies it because you liberals change the meaning of words.”

                “How so?”

                “You think ‘spy’ is a dirty word now.  You also don’t think wire tapping, getting FISA with false information and reading e-mail correspondences are not spying.”

                “Powers just unmasked people.”

                “Do you know what that means?”

                “Yes, when a foreigner is talking to someone and the foreigner is being wire tapped, if they happen to be talking to an American, the American’s name is kept secret or ‘masked.’  Only if there’s probable cause can you unmask it.”

                “Then you can hear the conversation that you wire tapped and now know the identity of the speaker.  You are listening in on someone’s phone call.”

                “Yea but that’s not spying.”

                “I included wire tapping in my list and you told me that it was just unmasking.  Tell me the difference between wire tapping someone and unmasking?”

                “Unmasking you reveal the person you wire tapped.”

                “That makes it better?”

                “I guess it would not be spying if you didn’t unmask it.”

                “Right”

                “So, if masked, then it’s not spying but if unmasked…no wait, spying is like…..I don’t know James Bond.”

                “Breaking into a highly secure facility and taking pictures of classified documents and shit?”

                “Yes, that.”

                “It’s also surveillance.”

                “Agree to disagree.”

                “If you were in your house and someone was watching you through binoculars would you say they were spying on you?”

                “No, they’re just a pervert or a peeping Tom.”

                “You’re really going to dig in deep on this.”

                “Like I said, ‘agree to disagree.’”

                “Fine, but don’t you think it’s disingenuous to say you had no idea about the wire taps when you’re the one that authorized the unmasking?”

                “That I’ll give you.”

                “Good, because that was my only point.”

                “Any more esteemed guests at this party?”

                Katie’s tone was sarcastic, but Theo responded seriously, “The Ambassador of Estonia, James Melville.”

                “Well, that’s random.  A tiny little Baltic State.”

                “Yea, a tiny little Baltic state that Michael Isikoff wrote in his book Russian Roulette was one of the many countries that spied on Trump.”

                “What other ones?”

                “England, Australia, Germany, New Zealand, Canada.”

                “You’re suggesting that at this meeting, the whistleblower asked the Estonian ambassador for help in taking down Trump.”

                “Yes, when you combine the book with the logs.  The Guardian also reported on that.”

                “Besides knowing it’s a Baltic state, I have to admit, I don’t know anything about Estonia.  The Guardian is pretty good though. ”

                “You’re just saying that because it’s English and for reasons unknown, Americans believe the British over us.  Must be the accent or something.  Victoria Nuland was also signed in by Ciaramella.”

                “She was the big friend of the Clinton’s right?”

                “Yes, and she introduced Christopher Steele to the FBI.”

                “The dossier guy?”

                “Yup, same guy.”

                “Ciaramella signs Nuland into the White House and then she introduces Steele to the FBI and Steele gives this widely discredited document to the FBI and they use it to investigate Trump for three years.  Is that the gist?”

                “Yes.”

                “You’re beginning to make sense.”

                “Oh, I’m not done.  Alexandra Chalupa met with Michael Isikoff.”

                “Who’s Chalupa?”

                “She worked for the DNC but then she went to the Ukrainian embassy and they have confirmed she was looking for dirt on Donald Trump so they sent her to Ukraine and arranged a meeting with the prosecutor that Biden and our embassy put into power and the president of Ukraine at the time Porochenko.  She came back with a black ledger, which exposed Manafort in crimes and ultimately led to his arrest and removal from the campaign.”

                “So, you have a Ukraine girl and the guy who wrote a book on Russian collusion by Trump meeting together in 2016.  That’s your point isn’t it?  The Russian collusion and Ukrainian quid pro quo are connected.”

                “The same people making the same fake hoax based on fake documents.”

                “Russia with the Steele dossier and Ukraine with the black ledger.”

                “Boom”

                “You don’t know what they talked about when they met.”

                “True, but they did find an e-mail from Chalupa to Michael Isikoff talking about the black ledger and how they were going to take down Trump with it.”

                “Highly convenient.”

                “You sound skeptical.”

                “They gave a fake document once to take down a candidate, why not again?”

                “Attorney General Barr said the same thing.”

                “That actually makes me have a little bit more respect for him.”

                “Even though I’m a huge Trump supporter, I actually agree.”

                After an awkward silence, Katie uttered, “Again, this is new territory for me but aren’t you supposed to make a move?”

                “Not when you accuse me of molestation for asking one question.  I mean I’m afraid if I try to kiss you, you’ll accuse me of rape.”       

                “I might, but isn’t that the fun?”

                “No, the fun was whether or not you get turned down.  There’s no permanent scar, cops aren’t involved and you don’t get dirty looks everywhere you go.  Stakes are too high with girls like you.”

                “Let me tell you where I’m at.  I test at the genius level in IQ so I’m not used to talking with someone smarter than me.  I actually think you are smarter than me and given that I actually am not a normal college girl, I am turned on by that.”

                “You’d be surprised how many girls your age are but they stay tight lipped about it.  I don’t think women are all that different now than they’ve always been.  They’ve just been told to act like men and be casual and not to date when they’re younger so women think that’s how they’re supposed to act.  Throughout history though, women were always taught on how they were supposed to act.  The only thing that changed was what that entailed.”

                “Excellent point, I am typical of women my age because I have no qualms of doing this.” She declared as she reached out and grabbed Theo by the shirt and yanked her towards her and kissed him on the lips.  Theo pursed his lips and engulfed her upper lip with his as he slid his tongue in between her lips.  She met his tongue and they alternated back and forth. 

                Theo pulled away after a bit and posed, “Do you want to come back to my place?”

                “Oh you have Netflix and you want to chill?”

                Theo was well aware of the slang that meant sex so he nodded and rejoined, “Yes”

                “Yea, let’s go.”

                They left the bar and waited for the train.  Theo put his arm around Katie and she leaned against his chest as Theo rubbed her arm.  When the train came, they got on and sat down.  A tall grey haired man on the train spoke with a Brooklyn accent that Theo recognized considering the extensive family he had in Brooklyn.  The man stated, “I like what Giuliani did with New York but now he’s gone senile.”

                With Katie lying on his shoulder, Theo grinned and challenged, “How so?  You really think he’s not the same guy?  When Giuliani took over New York, didn’t everyone doubt that he could clean it up?  They thought the mob would eat him for lunch but that’s not how it went down.”

                “That was him going after a group of people; the mob, corrupt cops, criminals.  He never focused on one guy.”

                “I’m sure he was focused on the head of the mob at the time.”

                “You think Biden is the head of the mob?”

                “No, just a high level character.  Giuliani is a prosecutor, he’s investigating collusion with Ukraine but it wasn’t President Trump, it was Biden.  We have him on tape bragging about withholding a billion dollars unless they fired the prosecutor that was investigating his son and the company he worked for.”

                “There were no open investigations into Burisma or Hunter Biden when he got fired.”

                “That is false according to Ukrainian court documents.  On February 18, 2016, there was an investigation open about how they laundered money to make it look like loans and filtered it through various countries.  The investigations names Hunter Biden and Burisma.”

                “I’m not saying that they never investigated it, I’m saying that they weren’t when Biden threatened him.”

                “He was fired the same month as the document I just read; February 2016.”

                “I didn’t know that.”

                “He has cashed checks, e-mail correspondence and court documents with Biden’s partner Devin Archer, who doesn’t have the same protections as Hunter Biden so he was convicted and charged.”

                “Just because your partner is corrupt, doesn’t mean you are.”

                “It’s suspicious and worth looking into.  You don’t find it odd that every time Joe Biden was the point man for a country, a family member got rich?  He was point man in Iraq, his brother made millions  He was the point man in Ukraine, his son gets over eight million dollars.”

                “There are people who look into these things.”

                “The Ukrainians have already complained that they tried to give this information to the DOJ and FBI, but they weren’t interested”

                “Then there you have it.”

                “Have what?  The American DOJ is the personal mob of the Democrats, more specifically Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama?”

                “No, that there was nothing to see since the professionals deemed it that way.”

                “It seems pretty damning what journalists like John Solomon, Giuliani and Judicial Watch have been able to uncover   The DOJ, at the very least, did a shitty job vetting.”

                “That we can agree on.”

                The train continues and Theo and Katie get off at his stop in Rockville.  They go to his house where Katie wasted no time in throwing herself at him.  They fool around and Theo quickly learns that his being out of practice and the youthful energy of Katie was too much for him to handle and he finished quickly.  Katie didn’t outwardly show any disappointment and just turned over and went to sleep.  Theo cradled her and she didn’t flinch so he kept it there.

                In the morning, Katie was gone.  Theo instinctively checked his wallet and house to see if anything was missing but nothing was.  Katie had simply left.  Theo realized he didn’t have her number so he shrugged his shoulders and got ready for work.