Tuesday, February 4, 2020

Theo the Trump Employee Episode 45 a History of Ukrainian billionaires and US Democrats


                Theo is on his way to work at the Trump White House.  Today is a big day as the Senate had just struck down listening to more witnesses and prolonging the sham impeachment trial with endless witnesses by the Democrats in order to hide the fact that they impeached a president based on no real evidence whatsoever.  The impeachment was based on what they believe the President was thinking and not what he had actually done.  Although this was a big win, technically President Trump hadn’t been acquitted yet but it was looking like he wasn’t going to be removed. It was a great day indeed but Theo was about to get a blast from the past. 

                While at work, Theo receives a text message from his friend Tatiana.  Tatiana was a nurse in the D.C. area who lived in a very nice apartment in D.C. proper with her husband and child.  Theo had known her from high school and they had gone on separate paths as Tatiana worked from California to Ukraine before ending up in D.C. Tatiana’s parents were Ukrainian so it wasn’t too odd for her to take a job there as she was fluent in the language.  Contrary to what most people think of Ukraine, Western Ukraine, where Tatiana’s family is from, speaks Ukrainian and despise Russians.  It is only Kiev and East that considers themselves Russian and speak Russian.  While working for Ukrainian-first presidential campaigns, Tatiana quickly realized the corruption in Ukraine and found herself unable to discern which side she was on.  She ended up accepting money from Hillary Clinton to dig dirt on Paul Manafort and other political opponents that represented the Russian-friendly presidents.  What was done with this information would make it back to the states and caused her to leave Ukraine but not after given enough hush money to ensure that neither she nor her kid would ever have to worry about money.  With money no longer being an issue, she was able to do what she enjoyed; be a nurse.  The money, however, weighed on her because of what she had to see and find out in order to be worth so much for her silence.  She knew Theo to be honorable so every now and then she unloaded it on him even though he worked in the Trump White House.  Theo’s take was always that she couldn’t possibly know anything that President Trump didn’t already know so, to him, there was no point to mention it to anyone in the White House. 

                Theo took the invitation and they met up for dinner.  He knew that she had something important to say just by the expression on her face.  He gave her a hug and said, “I’ve been wanting to talk to you considering all this crap going on involves your country.”

                She gave him a dirty look, “Yea, well that’s why I’m here.  You can’t tell anyone though.”

                “Yea, I know”

                “I’m sorry to put you in this situation because I know who your employer is but you really need to stay tight lipped on this.”

                “Tatiana, we go through this dance every time.  I have yet to say anything yet the information always comes out.  It’s been a long time since you were in Ukraine.  They have a new president.  The stuff you know has come out through no fault of yours and is probably known by the president and all his closest advisors.  Trust me, you’re fine.”

                “I know but you know what happens when you cross the Clintons”

                “Yes, I do.  If you’re high profile, they bring the entire DOJ on you to investigate you in Stalin-like interrogations and make up crimes to charge you with and deny you all rights you have as an American during the trial.  If you’re not high profile, she just kills you and has people conclude it’s an accident.”

                “I’m glad you understand that my life depends on your silence.”

                “Yes, which is why I’ve never told anyone before.”

                “What do you know about Joe Biden?”

                “Lifelong politician.  Speaks very highly of Segregationists that he used to work with; likes smelling kid’s hair and having them crawl on his legs and play with his leg hair, kind of creepy, forgets what state he’s in half the time….”

                “In 2014”

                “Vice President of the United States”

                “And point man to Ukraine”

                “Yea, that too.”

                “Well, do you know how much he was worth in 2014?”

                “No”

                “He went around claiming to be poor because he doesn’t own a stock or bond and only has mildly expensive suits.  He painted himself as the everyday man because he couldn’t afford to wear a different suit to every event.”

                “Okay”

                “Forbes even ran a story about it.”

                “Fine, but that’s not necessarily bad.”

                “Not yet but his claiming how poor he was caught the attention of a Ukrainian billionaire named Mykola Zlochevsky”

                “Sounds Polish but yea he’s the owner of Burisma.”

                “Trust me, he’s Ukrainian.  Anyway, that Forbes piece ran in 2014.  Also in 2014, Burisma hires Hunter Biden to their board with no energy experience.  They pay him $83,000 a month.”

                “Right, this is well documented.”

                “You don’t think it’s odd that Ukraine’s largest energy company hires someone on the board with no energy experience whatsoever?”

                “Of course I do and even Hunter admitted he wouldn’t have gotten the job if his last name wasn’t ‘Biden.’”

                “Yes, you got all that but do you know how Zlochevsky made Burisma into the success that it is?”

                “Killed some people?”

                “Not quite…well maybe….but no, not what I was going to say.”

                “What were you going to say?”

                “He was the ecology minister in Ukraine and he funneled money to Burisma for rights and permits to drill.”

                “Ahh, so when you’re in charge of the permits, you can crush your competition and allow your company to thrive.”

                “And use foreign money to go to your friends and allies and not to your competition.”

                “Yes, that too.”

                “Problem is you have to hide all that money that you’re stealing from the government and foreign aid.”

                “Yes, that would be good.”

                “That’s where Hunter Biden comes in.  They laundered money through various international banks before going to Hunter Biden to make it look like it’s just his firm doing international business but really it’s from Burisma.”

                “Why hide it if he was part of the government?”

                “Zlochevsky was the minister under Yanukovych then the Ukrainian revolution happened and Yatsenyuk became interim President before Porochenko became President.”

                “Zlochevky was unsure where his status was with Yatsenyuk.”

                “Correct, because he was with the pro-Russia Yanukovych and Yatsenyuk was pro-Ukraine”

                “Yatsenyuk was your guy then.”

                Tatiana contemplated this and shook her head side to side as she was weighing how to respond, “For the most part yes but it got really fucking complicated.”

                “I bet.  The point is that Burisma felt the need to hide the money they were giving to Hunter Biden, which is suspicious.”

                “Also, why steal all this money if you’re just going to give it to Hunter Biden?  What do you get in return?”

                “Influence over the point man in Ukraine for the United States and the US Vice President who can curry favor for you and provide cover.”

                “Which is exactly what he did by getting a prosecutor general fired.  That prosecutor general was Victor Shokin.  Biden threatened to withhold a billion dollars in US aid unless Shokin was fired so they did.”

                “Right, and the new prosecutor general, Lutsenko, was given a Do Not Prosecute list by George Kent and Marie Yovanovich, our Sarge-D’affair and ambassador.”

                “Okay good, so you know all that.  Now, let’s get to 2016.  Remember, Hillary Clinton was deeply involved in Ukraine and her biggest donor, Victor Pinchuk, is Ukrainian.”

                “Yes, and you had your run ins with her and is the current reason you’re scared shitless every time you talk about the country of your ancestry.”

                “Right, so Biden wanted to run for president in 2016.”

                “I don’t remember him in the primary.  I thought it was just Bernie and Hillary.  I think there was a third but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t Biden.”

                “Do you want to know why?”

                “I didn’t really think about it but sure.”

                “Hillary threatened Joe Biden that if he ran, she would expose Hunter Biden and his corruption.  It was Hillary’s turn and she would step over anyone to make sure she became president so Biden had to wait.”

                “Threatening your enemy’s kid to get what you want.  Yea, that sounds like Hillary and her mob-Saul Alinsky tactics.”

                “It also explains why Obama didn’t endorse him in 2016 and still hasn’t now.”

                “Yea, because Hillary owns the Democrat party and Obama kisses the ring.”

                “Biden’s past may be catching up with him now though.”

                “How’s that?”

                “Victor Shokin just filed a federal complaint against Joe Biden and with Ukrainian authorities about how Biden forced him out because he was investigating Burisma and Hunter Biden.”

                “Good.  I guess he had to wait for a president like Zelensky that was smart and was honest enough to take on Burisma and the Democrat machine in Ukraine.”

                “Anyway, you saw the video where Biden is bragging about holding up the billion dollars unless Shokin is fired.”

                “Yes, for investigating Burisma and, by extension, his son.”

                “Then what?”

                “Ah, Thomas Sowell but I assume Ukraine got the money.”

                “They did but where did it go?”

                Theo gave her a quizzical look, “You know, I don’t know.  I assumed it was for defensive weapons against the Russians.”

                “That is what they want you to assume but that’s not where it went.”

                “So where did it go?”

                “Various NGO’s that George Soros just happens to own.”

                “I’ve heard about this.  Soros was competing with Dmitry Firtash and used America to pressure Ukraine to skew the odds in Soros’ favor. That’s why Soros gives so much money to Democrats.  They help him with his international businesses to crush the competition with sanctions and investigations by giving his companies a pass.”

                “Yes, so that’s where the billion dollars go.  It wasn’t to put in someone who was solid and not corrupt like Biden claimed when he was bragging, it was so he could be the corrupted person and anyone opposing his corruption was to be destroyed.”

                “I’m with you.  Do you want to go to a bar and take this fight to college kids?”

                “You’re still doing that shit?”

                “Oh, it’s so much fun.”

                “Fine, where do you want to go?”

                “Vanderbilt.”

                Tatiana rolls her eyes, “Fine,”

                They pay their check and go to a bar near Vanderbilt University.  As they sit down, Theo calls out, “So do you know that John Bolton got $115,000 to speak in Ukraine?”

                Tatiana responds in a normal volume voice, “Yea, by Victor Pinchuk.”

                “So obviously John Bolton was paid by the corrupt Ukrainians to undermine Trump.  That’s why I’m glad witnesses weren’t called because Bolton is bought and paid for by the Ukrainians.”

                Tatiana figured out that he was baiting college kids.  Almost on cue, a redheaded girl walks up to them and announces, “Umm, a lot of people get paid that much to give speeches when you’re that established.”

                “A former ambassador?  John Bolton isn’t too big a name.”

                “The Ukrainian president likes Trump so if anything they paid Bolton to be quiet.”

                “Oh no, Victor Pinchuk is Hillary Clinton’s largest donor.”

                Tatiana interrupted, “Technically the Clinton Foundation’s largest donor but yes, he’s right.”

                Redhead responds, “Who cares?  What does this have anything to do with anything?  Hillary isn’t running.”

                Tatiana glares at Theo for getting her into this and then takes a deep breath.  If she was being honest, she enjoyed schooling these college kids just as much as Theo but felt that it wasn’t socially acceptable.  She calmly offered, “Joe Biden and Victor Pinchuk are both on the Alliance of Democracies board.”

                “I don’t know what that is.”

                “It is a transatlantic election integrity monitoring company.”

                “Well, that’s good.  I wish we had that when Trump won because he stole that election.”

                Theo shot back, “You’re just a sore loser.  Whenever Democrats lose, they always want to change the rules.  Face it, you lost and given that Ukraine had a revolution in 2014, they probably aren’t the best monitors of international elections.”

                “Are the paid?” the redhead asked

                Tatiana answered, “Yes, but it is technically an NGO.”

                “NGO’s aren’t paid.”

                “Yes they are.  They are used as fronts to launder money.”

                “That’s a conspiracy theory”

                “Not in Ukraine.”

                “Why does everything have to be about Ukraine nowadays?”

                “Pinchuk is a Ukrainian oligarch.  That’s who we’re talking about.”

                The redhead starts typing frantically in her phone.  She then looks up and shows Tatiana her phone, “Look, Pinchuk gave Trump $150,000 so what do you think now?”

                Tatiana rolled her eyes, “He gave the Clinton foundation $25 Million.”

                Theo inquired, “You really think a billionaire like Trump can be bought for $150,000?”

                The redhead types some more on her phone and fires back, “Hillary denies even knowing him.”

                It was now Theo’s turn to type into his phone as he notices Tatiana tensing up since the conversation has turned to Hillary Clinton.  Theo shows the redhead an invitation and an e-mail of Clinton inviting Pinchuk to her house for a party while she was Secretary of State, “You really think someone that Clinton doesn’t know gave her 25 Million dollars and the Clinton didn’t even have the decency to meet him?”

                The redhead sounded less sure of herself, “Well, then why would she say she didn’t know him?”

                “Because he’s corrupt and so is she and she wants to distance herself from all the corrupt people and money she has been associated with to get to where she is.”

                “I don’t believe that.”

                “What do you believe?  That a charity doesn’t thank their donors that give them millions?  They just take their money and not bother to meet them or associate with them in any way?”

                “Let’s go back to that company that Biden has with Pinchuk.”

                Tatiana utters, “The Transatlantic commission.”

                “Right, it’s an international company right?”

                “They hold their conferences in Ukraine engaging journalists and other NGO’s.  Their mission is to monitor and use Social media.”

                “I think that’s noble.  Social media is very influential in elections so they should monitor it.”

                Theo declares, “Judicial Watch has found that the state department used Soros’ NGO’s in Ukraine to monitor people’s social media campaigns.  The people the NGO’s monitor are all people that know that President Trump colluding with the Russians is a hoax.”

                “Oh, so you’re a conspiracist.”

                “Why would you have to monitor conspiracy theorists if there was no truth to what they were claiming?”

                “Lies can cause damage.”

                “I know, look at the lie that Christopher Steele told about the president colluding with the Russians and the lie that Schiff told about the quid pro quo with the president and Ukrainian President Zelensky.  We might as well throw in the Carter Page FISA and the investigations into Mike Flynn and Carter Page.”

                The redhead shook her head, “Wow, I feel sorry for you.  You’re so brainwashed.  I don’t know how anyone falls for Trump’s lies.”

                “What did he lie about?”

                “That more people went to his inauguration than any other inauguration.”

                “How did that negatively affect the country?  Tell me a lie that is actually detrimental to foreign or domestic policy or has dire implications.”

                “I already gave you one.”

                “Not that matched the criteria”

                “You change the criteria after I answered.”

                “True, but can you answer?”

                “I don’t have to.”

                “True, but I’m not sure what the problem is.”

                The redhead scoffs and storms off.  A dark haired boy approaches them and articulates to Theo, “So you’re a Trump supporter?”

                “Yes, I am”

                “You know he’s going to lose?”

                “I don’t know that.  He has a unique ability to make his little nicknames stick with people.”

                “He can’t do that to a woman.  He’ll come off as a bully and too chauvinistic.”

                “What are you talking about?  He called Hillary ‘crooked Hillary’ that stuck.”

                “Well, Hillary is strong so she doesn’t count.”

                “So, you want a weak woman to run against President Trump?”

                “Well he calls Bernie a communist.”

                “He is.  In fact, Bernie brags about it.  President Trump gave him credit for being honest about it.”

                “Yea, I guess he did complement him.”

                “You do realize that he just said that because it gives people the impression that the president is fair in his critique so by saying that Bernie is honest, it gives credibility to his first comment that he’s a communist not just a socialist?”

                “That’s a huge stretch.”

                “No, it’s not.  It’s how it works.  That’s the beauty; people don’t even realize they’re falling for it.”

                “I don’t support him; you do so you’re the one that’s brainwashed.”

                “Wrong.”

                “I just don’t like his rhetoric.  He should be presidential.”

                “No, not in this day in age.  Given the deep state and the vile, sadistic, libelous, scandalous, treacherous Democrats in power, we need a fighter that talks tough and is brash and blunt.”

                “Come on though; calling Elizabeth Warren a fairy Tale.”

                “The woman never tells the truth.  She’s lied about pretty much every single thing she said. I can’t even think of one thing she said that was true.  I wonder if I’ve heard her say that her name is ‘Elizabeth Warren.’  If she did say that, then I wonder if it is her name.”

                “Oh come on!”

                “I’m serious, she really is like a fairy Tale.  Nothing about it is true.”

                “What about calling Bloomberg ‘little?’  It’s really shitty making fun of short people.  That’s just mean.”

                “It worked on Marco Rubio.”

                “Yea, well that’s different. Bloomberg is a billionaire.  In fact, he has more money than Trump.”

                “Yes, he does but he is short.”

                “I just don’t think it’s right.”

                “You do realize you’re proving my point right?”

                “How do you figure that?”

                “You remembered all his nicknames and there is no Democrat candidate yet.  Imagine what he’ll do when he only has one person to focus on.”

                The dark haired boy thinks about this and takes a deep breath.  “I don’t know, I just don’t like it.”

                “That is your opinion but it does work and it does stick.”

                “Yea, I guess so.  I just wish Hillary would just go away.  I mean, she’s viciously attacking Bernie Sanders.  She had her chance, she lost.  Why is she sabotaging candidates now?”

                “There are a few reasons.  First, Bernie knows she sabotaged him in 2016 by bribing the DNC to undermine him and make sure she won the nomination.  Since Bernie knows this, and the press will be on his side since they always favor Democrats, a president Sanders may be better able to lock her up than President Trump.”

                “I don’t think he’s that vindictive.”

                “Oh, I do.  There are other reasons too.”

                “Like what?”

                “Hillary is going to force Bloomberg or Biden to make her Vice President.”

                Both Tatiana and the dark haired boy tensed in surprise as they mulled this over.  The dark haired guy broke the silence, “That would explain the movie about her and how she attacks Bernie.  She wants to be Vice President.”

                Tatiana chimed in, “That will give her a first ever.  She’ll be the first ever female Vice President and nobody can take that from her.  Shit, it might work.  The last four years has proven that she can influence and control shit even if she doesn’t have the office.  She will own the president, especially if it’s Biden, and she, in effect, will be president.  Damn, I never thought of that.”

                Theo added, “It also makes Republicans hesitate about getting revenge by impeaching the next Democrat president.  They don’t want Hillary to be president.”

                The dark haired boy pronounced, “It’s genius.”

                Theo just shrugged his shoulders.  The dark-haired boy walked off seemingly contemplating everything he just learned.  Tatiana turned to Theo, “Can we go now?  Are you done?  Have you had your fill?”

                “Yup, I got my fix.  We can go.”

                Tatiana and Theo were going opposite directions so they hugged good bye with the cheeks against each other and kissed the air.  Theo then got on the train and headed back to his home in Rockville, Maryland.  As he was about to go to bed, he realized he didn’t know what happened in the Iowa Caucus.  He looked it up and found that there was a problem and Iowa didn’t know who won.  Theo smiled and knew that Hillary was written all over this.  Bernie Sanders won and Clinton couldn’t stand for that so she banned them from revealing who the winner was.  He quickly fell asleep as he would need energy for the fight that was about to ensue.  Election years were hectic, drama-filled and downright exhausting.  It is all worth it if your candidate wins though. 

 

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