President Barack Obama is in the
Oval Office getting briefings when his secretary buzzes him, “Mr. President, I
have George Soros on the line.”
President Obama looks at the
people in his Oval Office and announces, “Will you excuse me?”
“Yes, Mr. President” comes a
simultaneous response from everyone as the get up and leaves the office
President Obama picks up the
phone, “Hello George”
“Hello Mr. President. I’m calling because I’m having a problem.”
“What kind of problem?”
“You know my Open Society
company is a major donor to the Anti-Corruption company AnTAC in Ukraine.”
“I am aware. From what I understand, you are their largest
donor.”
“But of course. There are very few investments where I am not
the largest donor as you should be well aware of.”
Barack Obama knows this is not
true. Soros’ main candidate was Hillary
Clinton and he isn’t even her biggest donor as Russian Viktor Vekselberg has
him beat but the largest contributor is a Ukrainian named Victor Pinchuk. Soros, however, is still a very big donor so
Obama isn’t going to say that to him and hurt his ego. Instead, he laughs amicably and asserts,
“Yes, that is true.”
“As a matter of fact, I’m
feeling in the giving mood now if you’re able to help me.”
“What specifically is the problem?”
“I have a rival here. A very bad man in Ukrainian energy named
Dmitri Firtash. I would like you to have
him feel the pressure of the greatest and most powerful country in the world.”
“With all the corruption in
Ukraine, I don’t think that’ll be a tough sell.”
“Yes, and my company is trying
to root out that corruption so I feel we should be compensated for that. My compensation is going to be clearing the
path of this pest Firtash.”
“Consider it done. I’ll get the DOJ working on it immediately.”
“Thank you Mr. President.”
Barack Obama knew that even
though it was a secure line, you never speak price over the phone. Both men understood the nature of the
conversation and Barack Obama received a very generous money transfer shortly
thereafter. He fulfilled his end of the
bargain as AnTAC dominated Ukraine.
Obama and Soros were right about one thing, however, corruption was
rampant in Ukraine. The only difference
is Soros didn’t want to fight it, he wanted to profit from it.
Ukrainian president Porochenko
is in his office when he receives a message from the Latvian president Raimonds
Vejonis. Porochenko announces,
“President Vejonis, how may I help you?”
“Actually, I’m calling to help
you with something.”
“Oh yes?”
“You are on with one of my
intelligence officials. He’s going to
tell you what he’s discovered as it concerns your country.”
“I’m all ears.”
Another voice explains, “Mr.
President, we have flagged some suspicious money transfers that ultimately
ended up in the bank account of Hunter Biden.”
“The Vice President of the
United States’ son?”
“Yes”
“How does that concern me?”
“He is on the board of Burisma.”
“Burisma is one of our largest
energy companies. Energy is our number
one commodity. I hope you are not taking
this accusation lightly.”
“I am not sir. I just wanted you to become aware of it. What is to be done is obviously your
decision.”
“Please continue with the
information.”
“Most of the transfers have gone
through Privat bank, which is headed by…”
“Ihor Kolomoysyy, yes, he has
recently bragged about making the American Forbes list as one of the top 2,000
richest people. I am well aware of the
large banks in my country.”
“I’m sorry Mr. President. I’ll get right to the point. We found 16.6 Million American dollars that
flowed through Belize, the United Kingdom, Burisma and then to Hunter Biden and
it was all done, predominantly, by Privat bank.
Of the 16.6 Million, only 14.8 Million made it to Biden but I think it’s
worth looking into.”
“Thank you for the
information. I will look into this right
away.”
“Thank you Mr. President.”
The next call by Porochenko was
to his Attorney General, Victor Shokin.
Shokin answers the phone, “Yes Mr. President”
President Porochenko tells him
everything he just heard from Latvia and Shokin opens an investigation into
massive fraud by Privat Bank. That leads
him to investigate the genesis of how and why Hunter Biden, a man with no
energy experience, ended up on the board of the largest energy company in
Ukraine. By February 2016, the
investigation has heated up as Shokin has started raiding Burisma’s offices and
issuing a copious amount of subpoenas.
At that time, Shokin is unaware that the investigation will come to a
screeching halt in only a month.
About a year and a half after
the Latvians called President Porochenko, the United States is deep into a
scandal where a special counsel is set up by former FBI direct Robert Mueller
to see whether or not President Trump colluded with Russia during the 2016
election or if he obstructed justice. About
the time Mueller is hired, he knows it’s a complete sham and a hoax but he
needs to save the reputation of the FBI so he prolongs the case as long as
possible. Even though they expected it, the Mueller team gets frustrated as
every angle is a dead end. Mueller’s
chief prosecutor with a reputation of being an unscrupulous bulldog of a
prosecutor, Adam Weissman has an idea.
Weissman is actually running the investigation and Mueller is just the
face to make it seem like it’s not a partisan hack job since Mueller is a
Republican. The truth is, Mueller is the
only Republican on the special council.
Not only is everyone else a Democrat but they all worked for or
contributed financially to Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton in some way shape or
form.
In desperation, Weissman lives
up to his reputation to not be shy to resort to underhanded and dirty
tactics. He calls Dmitri Firtash and
introduces himself. Firtash is not too
happy with the call and tells Weissman, “I’m not sure if you are aware Mr.
Weissman but me and your government aren’t very good friends right now.”
“That is actually why I’m
calling. I would like to change that.”
“And how would you like to do
this?”
“I will withdraw all the
American sanctions and all the pressure from the DOJ if you find me actionable
dirt on Donald Trump.”
“I see. If I help you remove the US president, then
you will reward me by not interfering in my business.”
“Yes”
“You ask me this after the
previous American president is the one that put this pressure and sanctions
against me and caused these problems to help my rival George Soros?”
“I can’t change what happened in
the past. All I can do is stop it from
continuing in the future.”
“You know that your president
Obama targeted me before he even took office.
Since 2007, I’ve been dealing with this.”
“And I can make it all go away.”
“Oh really? You’re more powerful than Barack Obama and
Hillary Clinton?”
“Neither one of them hold
office. I’m in charge of a special counsel investigating the president.”
“I believe Mr. Mueller is the
head of the special counsel.”
“Only on paper.”
“Let me see if I understand you
correctly. The Democrats of America are
upset that Donald Trump defeated Hillary Clinton even though she colluded with Russia
and Ukraine to take down President Trump.
As there are many people in the American intelligence community still
loyal to Barack Obama, they are continuing to perform a soft coup on the
president. It must not be going all that
well if you’re asking for my help.”
“It’s a process but your help
could put us over the edge.”
“I doubt this.”
“We do not forget when someone
does us a favor.”
“Oh, I think an exception will
be made for me. I’ve been battling
Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton for 10 years now. I know my opponent.”
“What if they weren’t
opponents?”
“I don’t believe in fairy tales
Mr. Weissman.”
“This isn’t a fairy tale.”
“Oh really? So you’re trying to tell me that Hillary
Clinton and Barack Obama are going to ignore the millions of dollars that
George Soros has given them and withdraw their pressure so that me and Soros
can compete in Ukraine on a fair playing field.
They are going to stab Soros in the back after everything he has done to
help them over the last few decades. All
this is going to happen because you, Adam Weissman, whom nobody really knows,
said so. I don’t think so.”
“Times change. Enemies become friends and friends become
enemies.”
“Yes, that is true but why don’t
you show how powerful you really are and have Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama
make this offer?”
“They’re not in power.”
“Ah, yes, power. That is an interesting point. Let’s go with that angle shall we. Donald
Trump is the president of the United States.
He is the most powerful man in the world and yet you want me to side
with you against him.”
“If you help me, he no longer
will be the most powerful man in the world.”
“Right, so in one situation, you
can have the power without the title. Just like how you claim you are the real
head of the Mueller probe. Then, when I
bring up how Obama and Clinton no longer have a title but still are very much
in power, you flash your title, which was what again by the way? To impress
me.”
“You’re making a big mistake.”
“No, I am not. See, for eight years I did have the most
powerful man in the world as an enemy and I’m still standing. Now, you’re asking me to make an enemy of the
current most powerful man in the world.
A man that hates my biggest enemy, George Soros. I believe you have an expression in your country;
how does it go? Ah yes, ‘the enemy of my
enemy is my friend.”
“Donald Trump is colluding with
Russia, who is your enemy. That
expression is why you should help me.”
“Mr. Weissman, I am not your
media. I live in Ukraine. I know very well the truth of this
matter. Hillary Clinton, George Soros
and Barack Obama have been all over Russia and Ukraine colluding to get power and
to get Hillary elected. They failed.”
“I’m on a counsel that has proof
otherwise.”
“No you are not Mr.
Weissman. If you had anything, you
wouldn’t be calling me and colluding with the enemy of one of the biggest
financers of the Democrat party. You
have nothing. I know it and you know it. Do not insult my intelligence Mr. Weissman,”
“Mr. Firtash, I assure you there
are things you don’t know.”
“If you believe that you can
deliver, you are either stupid or a pathological liar. I don’t want to involve myself with
either. The answer is ‘no.’ You are a peasant and cannot deliver what you
say. The arrogance of you Americans
never ceases to amaze me.”
“You will regret that.”
“Your threat is meaningless to
me. I have enemies that are actually
powerful. Their names are George Soros,
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.
Luckily for me, unlike most of the last 10 years, I have the most
powerful man in the world that hates them too.
Things are already looking up for me.
Do your worse Mr. Weissman. I’m
very confident that I will not know whether or not you carry out that threat
because your opposition will be like a little bug crawling on my foot
unbeknownst to me because the weight is too insignificant for me to even feel.”
Weissman hangs up the phone and
grunts loudly. He had never been so
insulted in his life. The problem was
Firtash was right; there isn’t much he could do. The DOJ had already hit him with everything
they had and there wasn’t much more they could do to the man. Weissman wasn’t
even the head of the DOJ and held no official power or much influence. He had to find another way to get Donald
Trump.
It is now 2020, and Donald Trump
is still president despite the Mueller probe and a sham impeachment made by the
desperate Democrats. Although there have
been many Democrat debates during this primary season for who will challenge
Donald Trump, the one in February 2020 has the most attention as states have
already started voting in their primaries.
President Trump had done a good job shifting focus away from the debates
by holding rallies in the same states as the primary elections but this debate
does have a sizeable viewing audience. This turned out to be unfortunate for the
Democrats as the candidates looked weak.
Mike Bloomberg seems to be the candidate that the Democrat National
Committee wants but he was skewered on national television by the other candidates. Bernie Sanders entered the front runner and,
afterwards, he still was much to the dismay of the establishment
Democrats. The disastrous debate sends
Democrats scrambling. Most of the media
has given up trying to spin it. They
openly talk about how horrendous the debate was for Democrats as their marching
orders are from the DNC and their mission is to attack and take down Bernie
Sanders.
The New York Times doesn’t know
what to do so it goes to what it knows and what it’s been doing for the last
decade; accusing all opponents of the DNC of Russian collusion. The article is published by four people as
they believe that multiple heads is better than one. Two of the authors are Maggie Hagerman and
Adam Goldman who throughout the entire Mueller probe and the dismantling and
unraveling of all the corruption in the Russian collusion investigation,
refused to yield and still defend the thoroughly debunked Steele dossier. They report on a story that Russia is helping
Trump win the 2020 election. The claim that alerting lawmakers of this caused
President Trump to be furious since the two people that led the impeachment
crusade; Adam Schiff and Jerry Nadler are part of the lawmakers hearing this.
By this time, most Americans
know that when the President is upset, he doesn’t hide it. He takes to twitter and attacks vehemently
and in very strong language. President
Trump did voice his opinion of it but it was more amusement that they were
trying it again. It’s hard to get mad at
something so pathetic. Once again, the
New York Times quotes anonymous sources.
This causes free minded folks to ask if these are the same anonymous
sources that promoted the Steele dossier and the collusion hoax.
Unlike the New York Times, those
exposing Russian collusion for the hoax that it is, are not afraid to put their
names on the information. Congressman
Devin Nunes is on Laura Ingrahms’s show and declares that he finds it amazing
that we had an election in 2018 and Russia was nowhere to be found. Why is it that when Democrats have a
successful election, Russia is no longer meddling but when they have a bad one,
all of a sudden, Russia is always meddling in our elections and pose a huge
threat? Either Russia always gets to our
elections or they never do. You can’t wait
for the results and decide.”
Even the editor of the New York
Times is skeptical. He calls the four
authors into a meeting. Although this
meeting probably should have happened before publishing the article, it is the
policy of mainstream media that if it’s anti-Trump; print first and fact check
later. He asks, “I’m not asking to give
up sources but where is this information coming from?”
Maggie speaks up, “An
intelligence officer gave a briefing to congress indicating that the Russians
want Trump to win because he’s a deal maker so they believe they can make a
deal with him.”
“That is what you four ran
on? President Trump has said repeatedly
that he can make a deal with anyone.
He’s been talking to Kim Jung Un of North Korea and believes he can make
a deal there. He’s talking with the
Taliban trying to negotiate peace in the Middle East. He’s heading talks between Palestine and Israel
to see if they can agree on a Palestinian State. You’re telling me that Russia believes that
he’ll talk to them too is damning? It’s
the one thing Trump brags about the most; that he can make a deal with anyone.”
Maggie’s shoulders slump in a
dejected look and Adam Goldman comes to her aid, “I think we’re trying to use
that against him sir.”
“That can easily backfire. All Trump has to say is to be consistent and
state that he’ll make a deal with anyone so long as America benefits because in
the past, presidents have made bad deals where America didn’t benefit. Then
he’ll spout off about how bad NAFTA was and the Paris Accords and brag about
all his accomplishments. You’re playing
right into his hands!”
“We don’t think so sir” Goldman
fires back
“Really? Okay, let me play Devil’s Advocate. Trump armed the Ukrainians and increased
sanctions on Russia including, most recently, Gazprom, one of their largest
energy companies. Not to be outdone, the
President blocked a German pipeline straight to Russia, which hurts their
control of the European energy market.
Europe is now getting energy from America as Trump has turned our
country into a net exporter of oil all while lowering emissions. You really want to highlight this by going
down this rabbit hole?”
“The people believe what we tell
them. They’re not going to believe him. It’s good to have him on the defensive.”
“He doesn’t have to be on the
defensive! Republican Congressman Chris
Stewart has already dropped a gauntlet on the Democrat party to give them any
scenario in which Russia would prefer Donald Trump over Bernie Sanders, who is
an admitted socialist and loved the USSR during the Cold War. He’s on tape for talking about how much
respect he had for Castro in Cuba, Chavez in Venezuela and Stalin in
Russia. Yet, you’re telling me that
Russia is going to help Trump defeat this man?
The Democrats have yet to come up with a response to Stewart. Indulge me, what’s your response?”
“Russia is helping Bernie win
the Democrat nominee too.”
The editor’s jaw drops in
astonishment. “Is that the only weapon
you have in your arsenal? Russian
collusion?”
“It’s tried and true.”
“President Trump’s popularity is
at an all time high right now precisely because it has tried and failed
multiple times. Now you want to use it
for both him and his opponent? Are you
nuts?”
“All our competitors in the
media have been openly panicked about Bernie Sanders being the nominee. It could destroy our party. Why do you even refer to Trump as ‘President
Trump’? He’s not my president! If Bernie wins the nomination, it may be
Mondale all over again and we’ll lose 49 states.”
“Stop being so emotional; there’s no
way Trump wins California and New York.
He probably won’t win Vermont either.
That’s already three states.”
“What do you mean ‘don’t be
emotional’? We’re Democrats; all we use is
emotions to convince people. We don’t
discuss ideas. Nobody likes higher taxes
and the government telling them what to do.
We talk about income inequality and accuse our opponents as being
racist, sexist or other things that end in ‘ist’ or ‘phobe.’ That way people vote against our opponents and
for us. Bernie doesn’t do that. He admits and exposes our ideas and they
never poll or go well with the American public.
He needs to be stopped.”
“The more we’ve tried to get
people to vote against the Republican and for the Democrat, we end up doing the
opposite and people want to vote against Democrats and for the Republicans.”
“That’s because of Bernie
Sanders.”
“Or, we need to update our
tactics. Stop this nonsense before we
hand him the election.”
“This is all we got.”
With that, the four authors
follow Goldman out of the room and the editor shakes his head. He wonders how he let himself lose so much
control over his newspaper.
President Trump is reviewing
applications for the next Director of National Intelligence (DNI) after the
last one resigned. One of his staffers
utters, “Mr. President. I know this is a
tough decision but while making it, you need to name an interim DNI.”
“Yes, I know; I’ve made my
decision.”
“Excellent. Who is it?”
“Rick Grenell will be the acting
DNI”
“The Ambassador to Germany?” she
snaps back with surprise in her voice.
The staffer’s eyes look up as this registers. She smiles as the strategy becomes clear to
her as she knows her boss. Everything is
strategic.
As she’s nodding, the President smiles and adds, “Also,
alert everyone that Kash Patel will be Grenell’s assistant.”
“Yes sir.”
The staffer leaves and Grenell
and Patel enter as they had been waiting to meet with the President to discuss
their responsibilities in their new role.
President Trump doesn’t wait for them to ask but answers the question,
“I would really like you two to start cleaning house in the intelligence
community. It has expanded and I’m
afraid with its massive size has come massive corruption. Review everyone and any excess personnel you
have my authority to relieve of duty.”
Grenell and Patel look at each
other and smile. They know exactly what
is being asked of them and they can’t wait to get started. Patel is the first to speak, “Yes Mr.
President. Mr. Grenell, I believe you
will find I’m a very good assistant and with our working together, I have no
doubt we can determine how big the intelligence community really should be.”
Grenell grins and responds,
“Yes, it does seem plausible that the expansion over the years was probably
unnecessary but I await our review of this.
It’s not going to be easy.”
“Nothing good comes easy Mr.
Grenell.”
“Oh, I know. I confess that your reputation has preceded
you as you were an integral part of working with Devin Nunes to uncover the
FISA abuse, the unmasking and Obama colluding with Brennan to target their
political enemies.”
“Yes, unraveling Spygate was one
of the busiest yet rewarding experiences in my life.” Patel turns to the
President, “Thank you Mr. President for giving me the opportunity to further my
work in trying to ensure it never happens to another president again.”
President Trump responds, “I
have been promising the American people that I would do everything I can to do
exactly that and I try very hard to keep my promises.”
“We will do our best to help you
keep that promise. Thank you for the
opportunity.”
Grenell and Patel leave his
office and once the announcement is made, the media throws a temper tantrum
about the nomination. Lost in all the
noise, is the casual observer that has been trained to look at identity
politics by the left for decades. What
they see now is Democrats vehemently and viciously attacking a gay man who has
just been appointed to one of the most powerful positions in the country. Independents everywhere scratch their head
and wonder which party is said to be homophobic again. President Trump appointed a gay man and the
Democrats attacked the nominee for it.
The cognitive dissonance forces them to question the Democrat Party and
makes the option to the right seem that much more attractive.
Of the people that are not
confused on whose side they’re on, college students are the biggest supporters
of the Democrats. One of their
supporters, Tommy, is an engineering student at Toledo University. This presidential election will be the first
one in which he can vote. Tommy has
gotten various summer jobs and has worked minimum wage in High School so has
gravitated toward Bernie Sanders and is very excited that he is the nominee for
president. He looks at his phone and
sees he has a new e-mail. It is from his
Uncle in New York. He opens it up and
frowns. He hasn’t spoken to his uncle in
a very long time. Although he likes him
personally, when his uncle took him to Prague for a week, Tommy quickly found
out that he is a far right conservative.
To this point, Tommy believed all conservatives to be evil heartless
people but it’s hard to argue that about someone he grew up with and had always
been nice to him. In fact, taking him on
an all expense paid trip to Prague makes it even more difficult to condemn
him. During their debates in Prague,
Tommy found that he had nothing more than talking points. It didn’t change his mind but he was
wrestling with his own preconceived notion that he knew that the Democrats were
the compassionate ones looking out for him but someone that has always cared
about him was a member of the opposition.
In Prague, his uncle joked that
despite working with numbers in his profession of accountant and majoring in
Economics, which is supposed to be heavily relied on Calculus, his uncle was
not good at it. Tommy being an engineer enjoyed and used Calculus daily in his
classes. His uncle joked, “An indication
that our education system is broken, I have an economics degree from a very
reputable university and every time I saw an integral symbol in a class, I
dropped it. Despite that, I still have
that degree.”
Tommy laughed. He spent most of his schooling uninterested
in school until he flipped a switch. He
knew integrals and held on to that as one thing he has over his uncle. The e-mail picked up on his uncle’s
self-deprecation from Prague. It simply
said, “Hey engineering nephew of mine, riddle me this. I know it’s not calculus but check my math.
Bernie wants 15/hr Minimum Wage but he also wants free
healthcare for all. He says he’d pay for
it by raising taxes to 52% on anybody making over $29,000 a year.
$15/hr X 40
week = $600
$600 X 52
Weeks per year = $31,200
52% of
$31,200 = $ 16,224.00 in tax
$31,200 - $
16,224 = $ 14,976.00 is your pay
$14, 976
divided by 52 Weeks = $288 per week
$288 divided by
40 hr weeks = $7.20 an hour, which is below the $7.25 an hour minimum wage now”
Tommy looked over the math
several times trying to find a mistake.
There was no way that his hero Democratic Socialist Bernie Sanders would
do him dirty like that. As he went through
the math, he couldn’t find the mistake.
Since Tommy worked minimum wage jobs, he knew that the lowest income
bracket didn’t pay federal taxes so the comparison was fair. He closed the e-mail and went on with his day
writing it off that his uncle was ridiculous that after months of not speaking
to him, that’s what he starts with.
While Tommy reels from being
beaten at his own game; math, Rudy Giuliani is in the biggest fight of his
life. The man who cleaned up New York
and took down the mafia and corrupt cops is now ramping it up to deal with the
corruption of the law enforcement in the entire country as opposed to just the
biggest city in the country. He is
currently in Ukraine meeting with Victor Shokin, who Giuliani found was very
eager to talk to him. Shokin starts,
“Mr. Giuliani, thank you for coming. I have spoken a lot to a journalist named
John Solomon but he is not in power.”
“Mr. Solomon has more influence
than you think. He’s become so famous
over this Ukraine and Russian collusion nonsense that he was able to start his
own company. Your information has been a
big part of it but I do hold a little more power than he does so I would like
you to tell me what you know. I could
get it from Solomon but I prefer to get it from the source.”
“Yes, you are a prosecutor so
you need to see evidence.”
“I’m glad you understand.”
“Yes, of course I
understand. We are the same. We gather evidence to expose corruption and
present it and try to explain to a judge why we’re right and our target should
be punished.”
“Yes, that is what we do in a nutshell.”
Shokin hands Giuliani some
documents, “These are from the Latvian government. They came to us in 2016 as they flagged some
suspicious money transfers. It documents
how $14.8 Million was being laundered through three different countries disguised
as loans to end up in Hunter Biden’s bank account.”
Giuliani peruses the documents
and is shocked at what he’s looking at.
Giuliani also owned a financial firm called Giuliani Partners so is very
familiar with bank statement and financial documents. He knows that the documents he’s looking at
explains exactly what Shokin alleges they do.
“Did you show these to Solomon?”
“No, I was waiting for someone
in your government.”
“Did you try to give it to our
congress?”
“Several times. Nobody was interested.”
“Well, we are now.”
“I’m glad. I’ve been waiting for years to tell my story
about what your former Vice President and President did to me.”
“Let’s talk about that. Joe Biden claims that when he pressured
former President Porochenko to fire you, you had already closed the
investigation into Burisma so they were unrelated.”
“Yes, I’ve heard this
accusation. That is why I have prepared
more documents for you.”
“I’m glad you are so prepared.”
Giuliani expresses with a warm grin
“Like I said, I’ve been waiting
a long time for this so I want to get it right.
Here are the details of a raid I conducted on 2nd February
2016. I made several arrests of Burisma
employees for corruption.”
Giuliani reads through the
arrest warrants and the report of what was found in the raid. He looks back at
the Latvian notification and checks the date.
It is February 18, 2016. Giuliani
nods, “Seems like the evidence gathering had just begun. You made the arrest and now you were
preparing for court.”
“Yes, but I saved the best one
for last.”
Giuliani takes the document
handed to him and looks down and his head snaps up incredulously. “Wait?
You were investigating Joe Biden too?”
“Yes sir.”
“ With that investigation in its
infancy and the tip from Latvia that just came through and the recent arrests,
I think it’s safe to say that when you were fired a month later, you hadn’t
closed this investigation yet. Not
unless things happen much quicker in Ukraine.”
“You’d be correct. Unless of course, we are talking about the
American FBI investigating Hillary Clinton; then investigations are lightning
fast.”
Both men laughed at this. “Can I keep these?”
“Of course. Those are copies.”
“Excellent, this is a large
stack of subpoenas and investigative documents that I’m going to have to review
back in the states.”
“Trust me, I know. Not only did I have to write them but then I
had to prepare to question people.
Something tells me it’ll take you more than a month just to go through
them in a sufficient manner.”
Giuliani chuckled but thought
reaffirming that he got his answer was overkill. It was obvious Joe Biden lied and the
investigation into Hunter Biden and Burisma was far from over when Joe Biden
threatened to withhold a billion dollars in aid to Ukraine if they didn’t fire
Shokin.
When Giuliani returned to the
states, he did his duty and informed congressional intelligence committees what
he found. He also went to the media and
informed them of what he knew. Like
Shokin, he was met with disinterest. One
media conglomerate was about to hang up the phone after thanking Giuliani for
the information. Giuliani shot out,
“Aren’t you going to ask me for the documents or even if I verified it? Don’t you want to know its authenticity or if
I did anything to try determine that?”
“Yes, of course. Is it verified?”
Giuliani explained how he
accredited the document but knew he was talking with someone who wasn’t
listening. Although he knew about the
deep state and how the media had become like the Pravda of Russia, it still
baffled him how they made no effort to hide it anymore. When
he was done, the media representative asked, “These documents are from
February. Shokin was fired in March.”
Giuliani responds, “What makes
you think that the investigation was closed a couple weeks after several
subpoenas and raids were done? Roger
Stone’s house was raided a year ago, they just finished the case.”
When Giuliani was done with the
phone call, he was frustrated. He gets
in his car and heads over to the White House to brief the President. He finds the president in a good mood, which
is normally the case. After briefing
him, the president barely reacts as it just confirms what he already knew. President Trump articulates, “You know what I
just noticed about the economy?”
“If you’re going to say how it’s
hitting record numbers, I’m afraid to tell you that it’s old news.”
“No, everyone knows that. I realized something else. Something much more comforting.”
“What’s that sir?”
“My economy is something that
Barack Obama always wanted but couldn’t get.”
Giuliani laughs and nods his
head, “There’s truth to that sir.”
“No, seriously the CBO predicted
that unemployment would rise between 2017 and 2019 but it’s at an all time low
because of me. The CBO also claimed that
labor force participation would decline but the opposite happened as people
that left the workforce are flooding back in to get a piece of the action of my
booming economy.”
“Yes, and your growth numbers
are over 50% higher than Obama’s growth numbers. After seven years of growth, that is unheard
of. You rarely see growth speed up in
the middle of a recovery. It’s normally
at the beginning.”
“Yea, that would be like little
Bloomberg reducing crime at a faster rate than you did as mayor of New York.”
“If that were true, it would
have been embarrassing. In fairness to
Bloomberg, crime was really high when I started so there was a long way to go
down so I could have huge crime reduction numbers. By the time I passed it off, there was less
space to zero so harder to achieve my numbers.”
“Yes, which is why his numbers
didn’t get close to yours despite New York being named the safest big city when
he was mayor.”
“His job was to sustain what I created
and I will give him credit because he did do that.”
“What about Obama?”
“Well, like we just talked
about, the numbers don’t give him anything to hang his hat on. It’s easy to grow when you hit bottom. His recovery was so bad, his economists had
to defend him by saying it was impossible to have the growth we had in the
past.”
“You mean the growth that I
succeeded in accomplishing?”
“Yes, with your magic wand.”
Now it was the president’s turn
to laugh. “It’s not just the economic recovery that made me live what Obama
could only dream about.”
“Do tell.”
“With my focus on allowing
fracking and making the United States a net exporter of energy, carbon
emissions have decreased in 2019. In
fact, my carbon emissions now are lower than they were in 2007 before Obama
took office. He joined the Paris
Accords to try to reduce emissions. I
pulled out of the accords and lowered emissions anyway.”
“While we’re reminiscing on what
you’ve accomplished, I got another dream of Obama’s that he failed to provide
but which you succeeded.”
“Oh, this is exciting. Please share.”
“Income inequality and black
economic numbers.”
“That is true. I kept focusing that the bottom 10% of income
earners had wage growth that rised faster than the top 10% making my boom a
blue collar boom, which naturally narrows the income disparity. What I failed to realize is that I succeeded
across racial lines too because black wages have risen twice as fast as white
wages.”
“Glad I could help Mr.
President.”
Both men smiled and shook
hands. The President replies, “Rudy, you
have been a superstar for me. I thank
you and we all love all the work you’ve done.
I hope that the DOJ does the right thing and uses your Ukraine
information to actually make arrests.”
“We’ll see but the corruption is
massive. We’re going to need you to win
re-election if we stand a change of stamping it all out.”
“On that note, I need to go as
I’m about to go to Colorado Springs for a rally. Those poor people have been waiting in
freezing temperatures to see me and I can’t let them down.”
“Yes, Mr. President. Knock ‘em
dead.”
“Thanks Rudy.”
With that, Rudy Giuliani and
President Trump shake hands as they both leave the room. Giuliani goes back to his car and drives home
while President Trump is escorted to Air Force One to fly to Colorado.
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