Monday, February 24, 2020

Theo the Trump Employee Episode 48: Go with the Debt You Know


                Theo is on his way to work at the White House.  Not much really changes for him whether the President is in or out of the White House as he doesn’t really see him anyway.  It is noticeable how much more security there is when the president is present but, at this point, all the security guard know Theo and Theo knows the routine.  Right now, the president is in India, which Theo believes is pretty cool.  He’s unsure how many presidents have been to India but he feels that the president owed a trip after the Indian President came to America and had some of the nicest words ever said about President Trump from a foreign leader.  This is one of the things Theo most respected about President Trump; he rewards loyalty and he never takes it for granted when someone has the courage to stand by his side.  He’s always had the ability to make you feel important in his presence, which is in stark contrast to his reputation made normally by people whom have never met him.

                After he’s done with work, he heads to Catholic University and walks into a bar. In his inside pocket of his jacket, he’s carrying something that is unheard of and will stun the patrons of the college bar made up of predominantly 20-23 years old; at least that’s what their ID’s say.  It is a note pad of paper and a pencil.  He orders a drink and overhears a discussion about Bernie Sanders and his economic plan.  Theo turns and blurts out, “You know that agenda is going to cost $97.5 Trillion over 10 years?”

                A boy turns to him and snaps back, “Yea, but think of the money we’ll save on insurance premiums.  That’s what’s going to pay for it.”

                “Apparently you’re not very good at math.  You really think that people pay $ 9.75 Trillion in insurance premiums”

                “There are a lot of people in America”

                “About 330 Million, which includes children and people who have other people pay their premiums for them.”

                “I’m an engineering major, I know math.”

                “So do the math! 97.5 Trillion divided by 330 million.”

                The boy thinks about it and declares “A little over 290,000”

                “You think that’s how much people pay in premiums every year?”

                “It’s not a year, it’s over 10 years.”

                “Okay, so what is that in a year?”

                “A little over 29,000”

                “Do you think people spend that much on health insurance premiums in a year?”

                “I don’t know”

                “No, is the answer.  Remember, that is every person in the United States.  That means that everyone would have to pay the additional tax.”

                “Well no, Bernie said only the rich will.”

                “Then you have to severely reduce that 330 million number and what do you think would happen if you did that?”

                “The burden’s a lot higher”

                “You already have to take out everyone below working age; I think it’s 16 so the burden keeps getting higher and higher.”

                “The government makes a lot of money.”

                “No, it doesn’t.  It’s not a corporation.  They don’t produce anything.  They get money by taking it from you.  There’s no money fairy, it has to come from Americans through taxes.”

                “I like not having to pay for my student loans.”

                “That’s nice but through Bernie’s plans you have to pay your and everyone else’s student loans.”

                “At least people will be able to live in America. He’s raising the minimum wage to $15/hr.”

                “You know he admitted he’s taxing everyone that makes more than 29,000 a year right?”

                “He said we’d all be happy to.”

                Theo pulls out his pad of paper and asserts, “Bernie claims he’ll only have to tax people 52%.  Right now, people who make minimum wage aren’t taxed anything.”  Theo goes on to break down how 15/hr at a 9-5 job will give you $31,000 so therefore taxed.  After taxes, you will only make $7.20 an hour, which is lower than the current national minimum wage of $7.25/hr.

                “That can’t be right.”

                “Check the math engineer.”

                The boy does and frowns.  A girl comes over, “Wait, I saw this trick on Snopes.  Bernie never said he’d tax people 52% so that formula is faulty.  It’s already been fact checked and it was wrong.”

                “And you don’t believe it’s possible that Snopes could be wrong?  Did you fact check them?”

                “Well, no but it’s their job to debunk things.”

                “It should be your job to think for yourself.”

                “Well why should I trust you.”

                “You shouldn’t.  Let’s think about it logically shall we?”

                “Okay, how are we going to do that?”

                “How much is Bernie’s plan estimated to cost?”

                The engineer replies, “97 Trillion over 10 years.”

                “What is the current GDP of the United States?”

                The girl looks it up, “$20.513 Trillion”

                “So, 97 trillion over 10 years equates to 9.7 Trillion a year.”

                “Yes, that is correct”

                “Do you know what GDP is?”

                Again the girl checks her phone, “Gross Domestic Product.  The value of everything that a country produces and makes.”

                “Alright, so that’s representative of what we all make.  We already established that the only way the government makes money is by taking it from its citizens through taxes so it has to come from you. We already spend $ 4 Trillion a year so we will have to add the 9.75 to that.  What do you get when you divide 13.7 by 20.513?”

                The engineer responds “Well, if you round up, the math is easier.  14 out of 21 is two thirds, so it’s about 66%.”

                “Looks like the 52% is low then.”

                The girl and guy look at each other dumbfounded and rehash the conversation in their head.  The engineer speaks, “Wait, so you’re making even less than 7.20 an hour!”

                “Don’t forget that I’m being nice.  Under Bernie’s plan, half the workforce would be working for the government so the burden is on the other half.”

                The girl states, “Yea, but under Trump, we’re running deficits of a Trillion dollars so it’s not like he’s perfect.”

                “You’re making my point.  Right now, we spend $4 trillion a year and run a Trillion dollar deficit with the highest revenue in history.  You think that adding 9.7 Trillion to that is not going to be a problem?”

                The engineer’s tone was much less defensive.  “Wait, so every income group would have to have a tax increase; not total, but increase of 67%.”

                “Yes”

                “That fucking sucks.”

                “Would you rather do that or pay your student loans?”

                The girl articulated, “It’s just the rich.”

                “Where do you think most of the GDP Is?”

                “With the rich.”

                “False, it’s the middle class.  Just think of it logically.  If most of it was at the top then the middle wouldn’t really be average, it would raise the average higher right?  By definition a majority of people would have to be around the average or in the middle.”

                Both of them nodded but the girl was not going to give up, “Look, I’m studying to be a neurosurgeon so I know math and science and I’m not dumb.”

                “I never said you were.  I was asking you to do math with me.  I admit, I did include logic and that’s more for lawyers but check the numbers.”

                “The rich have all the money.  Bernie Sanders said on 60 minutes that he can pay for all this if we tax capital gains.”

                Theo sighed, “What is the value of all the assets combined in the American stock and bond market?”

                “What are you some Wall Street guy?”

                “No, I work in accounting but bear with me.”

                Pre-med again researches it, “82 Trillion.”

                “Even that doesn’t cover it and I’m not even doing gains.  I’m doing everything they’re worth.”

                The engineer inquires, “I saw that 60 minutes too.  Bernie said 30 trillion for Medicare.  Where’s the rest of it?”

                “30-40 Trillion for Medicate for All.  His Climate Change bill is 16.4 Trillion.  The jobs guarantee at 15 dollars an hour with benefits is another 30 trillion.  Your favorite one, student loan forgiveness is another three trillion.  Expanding the ponzi scheme Social Security gives you another 1.8 Trillion.  Declaring Housing a right is another 2.5 Trillion then for paid family leave piles on another trillion.  He also has clean and environmental infrastructure with another trillion.  Public schools get 800 Billion more and helping the poor teachers by giving them all raises gives us 400 Billion dollars as the cherry on top.”

                The engineer was writing down the numbers, “That’s 87 Trillion.”

                “Medicare was 30-40 Trillion.”

                “Bernie said 30”

                “He’s already lied.  Economists estimate 40 but does that really change the point that much?”

                “No, 87.5 – 97.5 trillion is still an astronomical price tag.”

                “It’s not just a price tag; it’s an addition to what we pay now.  It is extra.”

                The pre-med student pronounces, “Well, my conclusion is that Snopes is full of shit.”

                “Yea, that’s mine too.”

                The engineer was still running numbers in his head, “Alright, so you keep saying it’s extra and you seem to have all these numbers in your head.  What is our current spending for the next 10 years?”

                “60 Trillion”

                “And we’re going to add 87.5 to that”

                “If you want to take the low end then yes.”

                “That’s 147.5 Trillion over the next 10 years.”

                “Don’t worry.  Bernie is saving you 3 Trillion.”

                “Fine, so 144.7 Trillion.”

                “Yes”

                “That’s almost 44,000 per person a year.”

                “You’re the engineer.”

                “No, that’s what it is but a lot of people don’t make that much.”

                “You also included kids.”

                “There are a lot of people who don’t make that much.  You’re telling me that a couple with two kids has to pay $175,200 in taxes!”

                “If Bernie gets his way.”

                “That will bankrupt more than half the country.”

                “Yea, but you don’t want to pay your student loans so this is what has to happen.”

                “Fuck that, tuition is $45K a year, that’s 180K for a four year degree.  With the extra 29K I get from not having Bernie president, I could pay that off in 6-7 years depending on which Medicare number you go by.  Since presidents seem to get two terms lately, it’ll be before he would have been out office.”

                “That’s just the money you saved; not even including any additional money you just happened to make.”

                “I think I should pay you the 45K.  I learned more from you than I do in my classes.”

                Theo laughed at this but given his opinion of American universities, he actually thought there was some truth to this. 

                The engineer left and the pre-med student sat next to him.  “Alright, so maybe the numbers don’t work out but Bernie does have some good points?”

                “He praised Chavez and Castro when they took power.”

                “No, he condemned totalitarianism.  He just pointed out that Castro’s literacy program worked really well.  They had near 100% literacy.  Are we going to say reading is bad because Castro did it?”

                “Well then Hitler wasn’t so bad because of all the Medical advancement we got from his experimentation on the Jews.  They discovered penicillin so why is everyone always so focused on Hitler being a totalitarian?”

                “Invoking Hitler is a good way to make people stop listening to you.  He was a mass murdering psychopath.”

                “So was Castro.  They would line people up that disagreed with him against a wall and shoot them.  They actually named the wall.  You had Cubans who made make shift boats and tried to paddle and float the 90 miles to Florida.  Your message to them is that ‘at least they can read’?”

                “Are you a graduate student?”

                “No, I don’t go here.  I just like laying down truth on unsuspecting college kids.”

                This forced the girl to shake her head and walk away.  Theo was used to this treatment so he ordered another drink.  The gauntlet was set; now all he had to do was wait for someone to take the challenge.  A black haired girl who had an hour shaped body but a face that looked much older than the rest of her approached him.  She confidently shoved her hand forward and announced, “Hi, I’m Athena.”

                “I’m Theo”

                “Do you just hate Bernie or are you a Trump supporter?”

                “I’m a Trump supporter.”

                “Even though Lawrence O’Donnell has already confirmed that he is a Russian agent and Russia is going to get him re-elected?”

                Theo burst out laughing.  Athena gave him a dirty look and Theo took some deep breaths and retorted, “Wow, even CNN had to back off that shit by calling it overhyped and exaggerated.  I can’t believe people are still falling for that bullshit.”

                “It’s not bullshit!”

                “Yes it is.  The man who gave the brief told the intelligence community that Putin thinks he could make a deal with Trump and the fake news media ran with that as a confirmation of Russian collusion but President Trump has said, and proved by action, that he thinks he can make a deal with anyone.”

                “Well, yea because he met with Kim Jung Un twice at this point and China and Mexico after all the shit he’s said about their country so yea I do think he thinks that.”

                “Funny thing is, he’s done a good job with the deals.”

                “It’s all to help Russia.”

                “Are you joking?  President Trump increased sanctions on Russia, armed their enemy Ukraine and crippled their economy and you think they like him more than Bernie Sanders, who has given speeches about how much he loved communist Russia?  He even honeymooned there.  He talks very affectionately about the massive theaters and amazing muppet shows they had for next to nothing in price because of communists.  He didn’t care about the gulags, because he had muppet shows.”

                “Trump is an asshole.”

                “Bernie wants to kill half the country.”

                “I bet you’re pissed about how the FBI spied on Trump and his campaign.”

                “Yes, I am.”Athena laughed and Theo could tell it was payback for him laughing at her but unlike hers, his wasn’t forced.  Athena’s seemed ridiculous.   Theo elaborated, “I see you read the New York Times”

                This shut up Athena.  “Yea, what’s wrong with that?”

                “Adam Goldman is a Russian collusion hack.  He’s embarrassed he was so wrong about it so he has to keep writing articles to desperately try to convince what few people still believe it.  This is after Horowitz and Mueller confirmed no collusion and political bias by the Democrats.”

                “All you need is the headline, ‘National Security Wiretap System was Long Plagued by Risk of Errors and Omissions.”

                “They’re just trying to get ahead of the Durham report, which will expose them and embarrass them just like the IG report did.”

                “What does that mean?”

                “After three years, they’re going to admit that they did spy on Trump but they’re going to spin it and say that it was an accident and that it wasn’t actually president Trump that was targeted.  He was just one of many so this shit happens all the time.”

                “What’s wrong with that?”

                “Besides being false?  They’re going to throw lower level agents under the bus.  They’re going to call it a cultural problem with the FBI.”

                “Well, I do have a problem with shit running downhill.”

                “Yea, especially when the reality is it was the upper level of the FBI that made sure that the rank and file people knew nothing about this.  They wanted to spy on President Trump and the campaign without many people knowing about it.  It happened at the highest levels.”

                “Why would the New York Times say that?”

                “It switches the pressure on the investigators.  I bet you somewhere in that article is ‘Emperor New Clothes’ talk.”

                “What?!”

                “Emperor’s New Clothes is a children’s story in which…”

                “I know the fucking story but how does that have to do with this?  Trump is president so he’s the emperor.”

                “Remember what the makers of the robe told the emperor.”

                “Yea, they’d make him a robe but really they pretended to make it and made nothing.”

                “How did they get away with that?”

                “They said that it was made of such a special material that if you were stupid you couldn’t see it.”

                “Stupid or unfit for your office.”

                “Yea, right?”

                “How did that go over with the people?”

                “They all came out to the parade and talked about how beautiful the robe was because they didn’t want to admit to being stupid or unfit for their office.”

                “That is why whenever I hear someone say ‘you can’t believe… you must be an idiot to think…or, ‘if you do this then that’ I think of the story and know that I’m about to be fed complete bullshit.”

                Athena pulls up the article and reads and her shoulders slump.  She reads in a dejected voice, “If you investigate the FISA court than you are a partisan and biased because this is a common occurrence and politicizing it is wrong.”

                “There you go.  Democrats at their best; using Emperor New Clothes Talk and projection.  They took out a FISA on Carter Page for political and partisan purposes so they accuse their investigators as being partisan to intimidate them not to investigate further.”

                A boy came up from behind Athena and snapped, “You can’t say that because even the IG report said that the FISA wasn’t politically motivated.”

                “Wrong”

                “No, that’s right.”

                “What’s your name?”

                “I’m Eric”

                “Hi, Eric, I’m Theo.” Athena had walked away and Eric sat in her seat. 

                “Did you read the Horowitz report?” Eric posed

                “I did, but apparently you didn’t.  I can give you his sworn testimony to congress if you’re confused.”

                The arrogance on Eric’s face was gone, “I didn’t see that.”

                “Well, now you can”

                Theo showed him a video where Horowitz tells Republican congressman that he believes the FISA was politically motivated.”

                “That’s just the way the Republican framed the question.  What about when the Democrats asked.?”

                “See for yourself.”         

                Eric listened through and fast forwarded till he saw a ‘D’ in front of the questioner.  As he played, he heard the Democrat declare that there was no political bias and Horowitz responded by telling him how Bruce Ohr admitted that Steele told him that Steele was desperate to stop Trump from becoming president, which leads him to believe that since the FISA was heavily based on the Steele dossier, whether or not there was political bias is murky when it comes to the FISA.”

                Eric looks confused, “Wait, so what was that with Barr yelling at Horowitz and disagreeing with the assessment?”

                “Keep watching”

                Eric does and sees another question from a Democrat where Horowitz clarifies that he didn’t find any evidence of political bias as to why the investigation was initiated but the FISA was a different story.  Eric revealed, “Oh, so that’s what I remember.”

                Theo grabs the phone and scrolls to another section and plays it and Horowitz’s voice informs Eric that in January 2017, the Crossfire Hurricane team found out from Steele’s sub-source that the dossier was a hoax and that the FISA was based solely on the Steele dossier despite what Comey and Brennan told everyone.  Theo took back his phone and uttered, “The timing of those questioning the investigation is a little suspicious too.”

                “Why? Because the Durham report?  That’s not coming out for like three months?”

                “Which does give them time to frame the narrative but no, that’s not what I mean.  Three investigative powers are about to expire and be re-evaluated soon.  One about whether the FBI can collect business records.  It just seems this defense is trying to sway the decision makers to extend the time so they keep having this oppressive power.”

                “What do you think should be their responsibilities?”

                “If you want to spy, get a warrant.  FISA’s should only be for international people who shouldn’t be protected by our Constitution.”

                “I thought you were going to say to disband the FBI.”

                “Not there yet.”

                “Some conservatives are.”

                “Yes, they are and it’s more difficult debating with them than it is with liberals.”

                Eric got the insinuation and walked off with his head down.  Theo was shocked that that comment hurt his feelings so deeply.  A highly energetic boy came gliding over with a big smile on his face.  This put Theo off because usually the college kids that approached him were angry and itching for a debate but this one was lighthearted.  Theo smiled and offered, “Hi.”

                “Hey, I’m a Trump supporter too and I am highly enjoying those liberals coming over here and leaving so sad.”

                This made Theo grin wider, “That’s why I’m here but I’m glad there are some Trump supporters in the next generation.”

                “There are more than you think.”

                “I don’t know, they operate on Hitler tactics.  Hitler went after the youth so he could control the population in a generation.  The liberals have done exactly that.”

                “Yea well, some youth are resisting the brain wash.  One issue I have with President Trump is he should just fire everyone that was a holdover from Obama.”

                “As extreme as that sounds, I kind of agree with that.  Look how much trouble the NSC caused from the members that were present for Obama.”

                “Eric Ciaramella the whistleblower you mean.”

                “Among others but yea.”

                “Why isn’t anything being done?”

                “The president may be waiting till after the election so he has nothing to lose.  Things are happening though.  Ginny Thomas is compiling a list with me and other conservatives of everyone in the deep state.  She is also recommending people to take their place.”

                “That’s awesome!”

                “Well, calm down.  It’s more like a wish list than a reality.”

                “What do you mean?”

                “Like, I don’t like FBI Director Christopher Wray so I want him fired and replaced with someone who I know has law enforcement experience; Dan Bongino.”

                “Whoa, that would be amazing.”

                “Well, Ginny wants him for a counter-terrorist role.”

                “I can see that.”

                ‘Yea, everyone can.  The problem is she’s a Supreme Court Justice’s wife and I’m just a low level employee at the White House.  We have no pull.  This is how rumors start so I should clarify that nobody at the White House has approached Dan Bongino about this so it’s not even in the realm of possibility.”

                “Yet”

                “No, not really.  Even Bongino said that if he was asked, he’d say ‘no’ so why bother asking?”

                “What a fraud! He always talks about how he wants to serve the country yet he would turn down this opportunity.”

                “He can do more damage outside the system.  He has the 2nd highest rated podcast in the country.  Trust me, he’s more effective right where he is than working for the government.”

                “I thought it was your idea to have him as FBI director.”

                “I told you what I think would be cool; not what’s practical and most efficient and effective.”

                “Fair enough.”

                Theo closes his tab and heads out.  The lights on the platform start blinking indicating the approaching train and he boards it on his way home to Rockville, Maryland.  A couple around his age is on the train and discussing the Democrat debates.  The main point of their conversation is that Bloomberg had a horrendous performance.  Theo interjected, “Well, there’s a rumor that it’s an elaborate scheme by Hillary.”

                The man gave him a quizzical look, “What do you mean?”

                “Bloomberg is going to stay in the race to get delegates away from Bernie so he doesn’t get the majority.  This would lead to a second ballot in which the superdelegates take over.  It’s hear that Hillary Clinton enters the race and since the super-delegates are all pro-her and anti-Bernie, she wins the nomination and we have ourselves a re-match.”

                “Did you hear this from somewhere?”

                “Dick Morris.  He used to work for Fox.  I know him from when the O’Reilly Factor was still on.”

                “I don’t know how I would feel about that.  I mean, I admire the comeback story but it seems odd.”

                “That’s why I don’t think it’ll work.”

                “The optics are bad?”

                “Yea, people already think she bought the nomination in 2016 and screwed over Bernie.  Now, there would be no denying that she sabotaged Bernie.  Remember, Democrats love protesting and Bernie’s supporters will probably take to the streets to voice their displeasure.  Riots will break out.”

                “That’s a little hyperbolic.”

                “I’m not so sure.  People in this country like fairness and to have someone not go through the primary season and just swoop in at the end and get handed the nomination is going to like very unfair to a lot of people.   This may cause people to take to the streets.”

                “Well, then I think you just explained why it won’t happen.”

                “Yea, people would walk out of the convention and that would really look bad.”

                “The crowds have been a little lacking to begin with; especially if you compare them to Trump who gets easily over 20,000 in there and then people waiting outside.”

                “President Trump got 100,000 in India to hear him speak.”

                “There are a billion people in India so 100,000 there is like 20,000 here.”

                “Still impressive.”
                “I’m inclined to agree.”

                The couple got off and expressed their happiness to have meet Theo even though they never properly met.  Not too long after, Theo returned home and got ready for bed and then lied down.  He fell asleep quickly thereafter ready to start the next day fresh.  

 

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