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Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Fanis the Bodyguard Episode 47 180s and backlashes


                In London, England two American cousins are abiding by the ‘shelter at home’ policies that Parliament has put into place.  Kera, who owns the flat and employs her cousin Fanis as a bodyguard believes the precautions are necessary.  Fanis, on the other hand, frequently rails against it.  He says to his cousin, “I mean we are living in the city where V for Vendetta took place and the whole world has turned into that society.”

                “Calm down.  We’re not even listening.  We still travel the world it just takes a little longer because we have to go to decontamination chambers.”

                Kera has a right to be confused about his anger as his job is to be her bodyguard so is not affected by the shutdown at all.  He is still gainfully employed and his everyday life remains mostly unchanged.  Despite that, he shoots back, “That’s not the point. It’s the principle of what it does to society as a whole.  This can’t sustain.  Besides, when we go to these countries, I want to actually enjoy the country.  I’d like to do some site-seeing; go to a bar and talk to the locals.  You know, do things that people do when they travel.”

                “Well, we are going to Interlocken, Switzerland.  What would you have done there that you can’t because of the shut down?”

                “Is that a joke?  There are a lot of extreme sports there.  I’ve been hang gliding and canyon jumping there.  They got scenic lakes and the Alps.  You can go extreme sledding.  There’s all sorts of shit to do.”

                “There’s all sorts of shit to do in the winter.  First off, you don’t ski or snowboard so there actually isn’t much for you to do even in the winter.  Secondly, like you’ve said, you’ve done all those things so there’s no point to do it again.”

                “You can go skydiving out of a helicopter.  I’ve never done that.”

                “Yes but you have out of a plane.  Is it really that different?”

                “Not in the Alps”

                “When you jump out of a plane, I don’t think the scenery is what matters.”

                “It does after you pull the cord.  Besides, people claim that since a plane is flying horizontal, it eases your stomach when you jump.  A helicopter is hovering so you get more of the stomach in your throat feeling.  I didn’t get that at all when I skydove so it is different.”

                “After Kobe Bryant, you want to get in a helicopter?”

                “Yes, for the same reason I fly even if there was a plane crash somewhere in the world.”

                “Well, let’s see if you can do it.  I mean those places are losing money so maybe we can convince them to take you by yourself.  We’d probably get a good rate.”

                “We’ll see.  Anyway, Obama and Warren endorsed Biden today.”

                “Well, yea he’s the only Democrat left.”

                “According to Obama, he waited because Biden told him not to because he wanted to win fair and square.”

                “Well, that’s horseshit.  No politician wants to win fair and square.  Even if that was true, it’s better to not endorse him at all because now it looks like he was holding out for anyone better but nobody stepped up.”

                “Yea, I agree.  It makes him look worse.”

                “Anyway, get ready.  We’re going to Switzerland.”

                On the plane, Kera comments to Fanis, “The Washington Post just published an article that the Coronavirus may have leaked from a Wuhan lab.”

                “Aren’t they the ones that attacked Tom Cotton for saying the same thing a couple weeks ago?  They claimed it was a conspiracy theory.”

                Kera nodded her head, “It’s actually the same writer too; Josh Rogin.”

                “I’m sure Rogin was quick to explain his about face.”

                “No, no mention at all.”

                “That was sarcastic”

                “I know but I answered anyway.”

                “Given that you are this Chinese expert as you deal in Chinese art and that’s what allows us these fancy digs and travel arrangements, don’t you have insider information on this?”

                “Aren’t you the one that doesn’t want to know the intimate details of what I do?”

                “Yes, but this isn’t intimate detail.  Just, oh yea, it’s true or not.”

                “You do realize that if I knew the answer to that it would be a deep secret that many are claiming that the Chinese are covering up.  My knowledge of it would mean I’m highly connected to the Chinese government and know some highly classified information; information that when other people tried to tell people, they, allegedly of course, disappeared and were killed.”

                “So, you’re not going to tell me?”

                “Given the nature of your job, I think it’s in your best interest.”

                “You don’t care if I die.  That’s pretty much why you hired me.”

                “That, and  you’re the closest person I get to what could be considered ‘trust.’”

                “Yea, makes me kind of irreplaceable.”

                “Yes, it would be difficult.”

                “Besides, the point is for me to die so you could live.  Taking on the Chinese government, we both die.”

                “Yes, so it’s kind of pointless.”

                “Fair enough.”

                There was a brief moment of silence and then Kera declared, “I will tell you that a cable was given to the US state department about dangerous conditions in the Wuhan Lab.”

                “When?”

                “Two years ago when a US embassy official visited a Chinese research facility in Wuhan.  They  made an official warning about the conditions.”

                “Ah, so that’s how it went from writing articles entitled, ‘Tom Cotton keeps repeating a Coronavirus conspiracy theory that was already debnked’ and calling it a fringe theory to admitting he was right without mentioning him at all.”

                “Well, it wasn’t just Tom Cotton.  An Arkansas congressman said it too.”

                “And the post and media attacked him for that too but now things have changed.”

                “What changed?”

                “Back then, the narrative was he was a racist and xenophobe that was trying to find a scapegoat. But now that he’s been proven right, the new narrative is that he knew and he did nothing.  This cable you speak of helps that.  Even though it only talks about a Chinese research facility not necessarily the one that leaked the virus and it was two years ago.  Furthermore, ‘dangerous conditions’ translating to ‘huge pandemic that will shut the world down’ is a huge leap.”

                They land in Interlocken and check into a hotel.  Kera informs Fanis, “Just so you know, they chose Intelocken precisely because it’s a rural city.  Geneva and Zurich are too crowded so my clients are still afraid of Covid.”

                “Why is that relevant?”

                “I don’t know.  You were bitching earlier about how you want everything opened up so you can enjoy our trips.  Keep in mind, travelling for business is very different from travelling for pleasure.  Most people never get to see the country that they travelled to for business.  You just forego sleep to make it happen.”

                “You say that like it’s a bad thing.”

                “Whatever, let’s just get some dinner and go to sleep.”

                “How are we going to get dinner when we’re in a rural area?”

                Kera rolled her eyes and got ready for bed.  Fanis called out to her, “You know there’s a casino here but we can’t go because it’s closed.”

                “I don’t gamble”

                “But I do!”

                “Good night Fanis!”

                Fanis put on a sweet yet mocking tone, “Good night my wonderful cousin and employer.”

                The next day, Kera and Fanis head to her rendezvous.  Fanis greets the Swiss bodyguard and he responds, “Good morning sir.  How are you?”

                “I’m doing well.”

                “Is this your first time in Switzerland?”

                “No, I’ve been here before.  I travel a lot actually but I got to say the people in Switzerland are the nicest people than anywhere else I’ve been.”

                “Well, thank you.  I hope I can measure up.”

                “Well, you’re one of the first opposing body guards that didn’t start the conversation establishing I’m an American.”

                The Swiss guy smiled, “Well, I didn’t really feel the need to ask a question I already knew the answer to.  I’m Alessio by the way.”

                “I’m Fanis”

                “Nice to meet you”

                They bumped elbows as is the new way to shake hands even in Switzerland.  He responded, “Likewise.”

                “America has been hit pretty hard by this virus.  Is it as bad as the news suggests?”

                “Well, we live in London so I don’t really have firsthand knowledge but from what I hear, no, it’s not.  Most of the hospitals are empty.  It seems like they over-prepared for it.  Also, they put a rule that you get more money if people die from the virus so all of a sudden people aren’t dying from strokes, heart attacks or diabetes.  It seems they are inflating their numbers to get more funding.”

                “It doesn’t matter where you are; such is the way of government.”

                “I couldn’t agree more.”

                “It does upset me to hear that though.  Here in Europe, we look to America as the last beacon of hope against this corruption and oppressive governments.”

                “We take that very seriously as well.  That is why you are seeing a lot of Civil Disobedience.”

                “I’m afraid I’m not familiar with that term.”

                “When a bunch of people peacefully but purposely break a bad law in order to sue the government later for enforcing the bad law.”

                “I can honestly say that is an American thing.  If you tried that elsewhere, they’d laugh at you at best.  In some places, they just straight up kill you but you’re telling me this is so common in America that they have a name for it?”

                “It was more popular during segregation and Jim Crow laws but every time the government tries to infringe on our rights, we push back.”

                “Is it successful?”

                “Yes, that’s how marijuana became legal.  That’s why we no longer have segregation.  It is quite effective.”

                “This is fascinating to me.  Can you give me an example of this during this crisis?”

                “In Greenville, Mississippi, there was a church service for Easter.  People came in their cars and kept their windows rolled up and listened to the pastor over their car radios.  The police showed up and issued them all fines.”

                “Then what happened.”

                “The Department of Justice, the police for all of America, got involved and told the Mississippi government they can’t do that because they have Freedom of Religion.”

                “Yes, that is a big thing with you Americans.”

                “Yes, it is.  Hence, it was the very first amendment.”

                “Then it still does work.”

                “Oh yea but their argument was solid.  Restaurants nearby had drive ins and people ate in their cars and were allowed to leave the windows open.  How are you going to say that restaurants can have a bunch of cars eating in the parking lot with windows open but people can’t listen to a service with the windows up?”

                “I’m not saying it doesn’t make sense but hypocrisy has never been a problem with government here.”

                “Nor in America but we can fight it more.”

                “I mean, we have protests too but we don’t purposely break laws and expect the law to change.  Do you have any other examples?”

                “Well, remember, people are still scared.  Once things open up again and people are less scared then they’re coming after the government for this.”

                “Okay, so right now, that’s the only one.”

                “No, people are petitioning for the governor of Michigan to resign.  First, she banned a treatment that has been shown to work in several studies, and then she went to grocery stores and stopped people from buying what they wanted.  She forced them only to buy ‘essential items’ so they want her gone now.”

                “Did it work?”

                “Honestly, it probably won’t work.  They did the same thing to the governor of Virginia for a bunch of things but he’s still there.  They just wait it out and people get bored and move on.”

                “Yea, having someone voluntarily give up power is tough.”

                “Especially a politician.”

                “Yea, I think Kentucky is in trouble too because they banned drive in church services.  That’ll probably come back to bite them in the ass.”

                “This isn’t an accusation but I’m truly curious.  Does your constitution protect freedom of speech and religion no matter what?  Christianity I get but some religions sacrifice people.  Are there any limits?”

                “Yes.  I can’t threaten to kill you.  The most common example is screaming ‘fire’ in a crowded room when there isn’t one just so that the room is no longer crowded.  As a rule, in order to deny a Constitutional right, you need two things.  The first is a compelling interest.  In this case, you can spread a deadly virus.  The second one is that it needs to be done via the least restrictive means.  In this case, Mississippi picked the most restrictive.  The least restrictive is like “Hey, don’t all gather inside or asking them to disperse.  When you actually punish them, that’s about as restrictive as it gets.  To be honest, I don’t even think they have an argument for the second part.”

                “Power to the people right.”

                “Yes, see, at first I was worried because this forced shut down reminds me of socialism and the Democrats have been advocating socialism for a while.  Then I realized that there’s another aspect to American society that I normally don’t like but may help us in this case.”

                “What’s that?”

                “We’re a very litigious society.”

                “My English is good but I don’t know that word.”

                “We love suing people!  There’s always someone to blame and some judge will be willing to listen.  Who knows, you just might convince one.  In America, it’s never your fault. It’s always someone else’s fault.  If you trip and fall on the sidewalk, you sue the city, the store the sidewalk is in front of, the guys who poured the cement to make the sidewalk and everyone else you can think of.”

                “We don’t really do that here.”

                “I know but I think it will save us from becoming V for Vendetta if you saw that movie.”

                “I did.  I don’t know though.  This is a global pandemic.  How can you blame people for being worried?”

                “9/11 was a terrorist attack. It wasn’t New York’s fault yet 19 years later, people are still suing saying that their cancer was because they lived near the building and they breathed in the dust.  People will be suing New York for a long time because terrorists decided to fly a plane into a building.  At first, we came together and united as Americans but now that that’s over, they are looking for any reason to sue.  If you were a fireman or one of the people that responded and you ever get cancer during the course of your life, a lawyer will take the case and will take the city to court.”

                “Based on that, you’d think America should be the nicest society.”

                “And yet, we are not.”

                Alessio laughed and Kera exited her meeting.  She was on the phone speaking Mandarin and Fanis gave her a quizzical look as she rarely left a meeting on the phone.  He gave a quick good bye to Alessio and followed her.  She got off the phone and sighed as she gave Fanis a dirty look.  Fanis returned with a puzzled look and asked, “What did I do?”

                “Your boy Trump cut funding to the WHO”

                “Good; that saves us $500 Million dollars.  You know, just 4,000 more just like it and we covered that stupid stimulus bill we signed.”

                “Well, China is pissed.”

                “Of course they are.  The organization that they had cover up the Wuhan Virus and promote their propaganda has just been punched in the mouth.  The WHO did this to themselves when they thought China’s $ 44 Million was worth more than our $ 500 Million.”

                Kera slapped Fanis across the face.  “You don’t understand!  Like it or not, you work for China.  China is my fucking livelihood and you gave up your fucking life to protect me so it’s your livelihood too.  Putting the WHO in a position where they have to choose between China and the US hurts us because we’re Americans working for China.”

                “Make no mistake about it Kera; you work for China; not me.  If that fucking country collapses I wouldn’t care.  I can find other work.  I have two degrees and work experience before I decided to help you.  The WHO gave us no choice when they attacked President Trump’s travel ban and told us for a month that the virus couldn’t be transferred from human to human.  Then, when President Trump criticized us, the motherfucker Tetros or whatever his name is threatened us.  He told us that if we keep calling it the Wuhan Virus when he told us not to, then there will be more body bags.  Trump should have pulled funding the day he fucking said that. This is long overdue.”

                “Well, Trump did say that it was just on hold pending an investigation on if they covered it up.”

                “I hope they never fund them again.  While we’re at it, we should stop funding the UN and have whoever decides these things give New York back the land so we can have nice east river front property.  Anyone that would have a country that just unleashed a pandemic on the world on their human rights council should not be an organization we are a member of.”

                Kera’s body tensed up and let out a guttural roar as she slapped him across the face again.  “I tolerate your shots against China a lot but not right now.  I’m not in the fucking mood.”

                A large Swiss man approached them.  Based on his accent, Fanis could tell he was from the German side of Switzerland whereas Interlocken is closer to the Italian border so is on the opposite side.  Technically, it would be considered the French side.  He barked out, “Hey, leave the nice lady alone!”

                Fanis gave him a confused look, “Dude, she hit me.  I didn’t touch her.”

                “You must have done something to make her hit you.”

                “Yea, I offended her.”

                “Then you deserved it.”

                “No, not really.”

                Kera smiled and her tone softened, “I appreciate it sir but he’s my cousin.  Everything is fine here.  I just have a really bad temper.”

                “No, you don’t have to defend him.  I hate how men like this beat woman into submission and they stand by them and defend them.  No real man hits women.”

                Fanis pointed his finger and made circular motions as he countered, “See, I agree with that but again, she hit me.  If I really was abusive, do you think she would have hit me?  Probably not; she would have been too scared.”

                “Are you threatening her in front of me?”

                “I’m beginning to think you don’t want to talk about this.  You seem like you just want to fight.”

                Kera snapped, “Boys! Calm the fuck down.  Nobody is fighting here.  He would never hit me that’s why I hit him; twice in fact.  He’s actually my bodyguard.  I travel with him specifically to make sure nobody hurts me.  Again, thank you but it’s really not necessary.”

                “Bodyguard?  What are you guys FBI?  Are you like Strzok and Page?”

                Fanis responded, “No, they were fucking each other; we are not.”

                “How are they not in jail yet?  You have their texts.”

                Kera giggled, “How did we get here?  Look, they were tricked by the Russians.  It happens to the best of us.”

                Fanis tilted his head, “That’s bullshit.”

                The Swiss-German queried, “How would you know that?”

                “Like you said, we have the texts.  In September 2015, way before the election, Strzok texted Page that Putin is good at disinformation and they had to be careful not to be suckers.  They were already nervous about it so how would they fall for it later?”

                “Because they’re morons.”

                “Yes, but they were only morons because they were blinded by their hatred for President Trump.”

                “That is a weak argument.”

                “Oh, I got more.  July 28, 2016, Page texts Strzok how she loves the first line of an article as it made her smile.  Strzok responds that he thinks it makes Comey look good.  They even text a link to the article so we know which one they were referring to.”

                “That would be….”

                “’What does the US Government know about Russia and the DNC Hack?” in Lawfare.  As for the line that made Page smile, ‘Potentially unpleasant news for Jim Comey; we may need you to intervene in the 2016 election again.”

                “Wait, so then you’re saying Comey purposely interfered in the election.  It wasn’t an accident?”

                “Yes, sorry, I thought it was clear.  In English we say that it was malfeasance not misfeasance.”

                “What’s the difference?”

                “Well, let’s take this situation.  Misfeasance would be that you saw a woman hit a man and believed the man was about to hurt her.  You don’t want to get involved so you just keep walking and let it happen.  Malfeasance would be that you saw the same thing then walked over and helped the guy beat the shit out of the woman.”

                “The first one you’re not the one that caused the problem you just did nothing to stop it.  The second one, you actively participated in the problem.”

                “Correct”

                “So, you were going to hit her back before I got involved.”

                “Are we still on this?  I thought we covered this.  No, that’s not what happened.  I don’t know what it is you think you saw but you didn’t.”

                “Any more texts you just happened to have memorized.”

                “Several.  August 28, 2016 Strzok texted Page, ‘I’ll send separately to Andy, McCabe, the Deputy Director of the FBI and their boss, I’m sure Bill will be okay.  That’s Bill Priezstep, McCabe’s boss.  We’re dumping Hillary angle and going with an article entitled, ‘A powerful Russian Weapon: The spread of false stories.”

                “Wait, so these texts are saying that they knew what Russia was trying to do.”

                “And they were saying they weren’t going to fall for it.”

                “Did any of these texts have to do with the dossier?”

                “A lot of texts are redacted but there is one from July 18, 2016 that I think does.  There are a whole bunch of them that are redacted fully then at the end, Strzok tells page, ‘Don’t want to miss Melania’s big speech.  And fuck the cheating motherfucking Russians.  Bastards.  I hate them.’ Page simply responds, ‘I’m sorry; Me too.’” 

                “How does that have anything to do with the dossier?”

                “July 18 is the day before a memo is written in the dossier.  Remember, the dossier is just a collection of memos.  On July 19th, a memo is launched in the dossier called memo #94.  This would be the first time that Carter Page is mentioned and it’s about the alleged bribe between Carter Page and Roseneft.  That’s probably what the redactions were about.  They were discussing that.  Problem is those shares that Rosneft, Russia’s largest energy company, offered Carter Page were worth several million dollars.  I actually don’t remember; it might actually have been over a billion.”

                “You remember all these dates but not the amount of the bribe.”

                “Well, I know that the allegation was full of shit so there’s no point to remember the details of a complete lie!  Speaking of lying; what makes these redactions even more interesting is that this conversation was in July but the FBI has always claimed that they didn’t get the dossier until September 2016.  If they were discussing the content of memo #94 then how did they know?  Were they talking to Steele and finding out from him and telling him what to write in the memo?”

                “You really are interested in these texts.”

                “The morons unraveled and revealed the entire hoax to each other.  They were dumb enough to put it in writing on FBI phones knowing the FBI had access.   Hell, they were the FBI.  They thought that Hillary would win and all of it would be covered up so they were sloppy.  Now that she didn’t, we know everything.  The thing that upsets me is Barr hasn’t declassified everything.  He should.  It’s time.”

                “Well we all know that Trump didn’t collude with the Russians so is there anything in the texts that isn’t widely known?”

                “Like I said, a lot of it is redacted but of the unredacted parts, there’s one on May 9, 2016.  The date is weird because it’s the day before they opened investigations on Carter Page, George Papadopoulos and Paul Manafort but they are texting each other about a Romanian named Guccifer. Both of them are talking about how much they hate Romanians and how sleazy they are.  They compare them to the crookedness of a Russian and the entitlement of an Italian.  I don’t know how Romania has anything to do with this.  I’ve heard Australia, and England played a big part.  Russia actually didn’t play as big a part as the Democrats will have you believe but Romania?  How do they fit in?”

                “Romanians are feisty people let me tell you.”

                “Have you heard anything?”

                “No, this is new to me too.”

                “Yea, I never got an answer for that.”

                The Swiss-German turned to Kera, “Miss, I have been distracting him so you could get away.  Why are you still here?”

                Both of them rolled their eyes.  Fanis exclaimed, “Jesus Christ, you’re still on this.  What is wrong with you?”

                The Swiss-German shoved Fanis and Fanis instinctively chopped his hands away and drove a palm into his chest.  The Swiss-German backed up taking heavy breaths trying to get the wind back that was just knocked out of him.  Fanis exclaimed, “I always said that if a Swiss ever hit someone then I’d join in because they must have done something shitty but man, I guess there are exceptions to every rule.”  Fanis put his hands up, “I don’t want to fight you.”

                “Too bad” he snapped as he charged at Fanis tackling him to the ground. 

                Fanis rolled with the blow and positioned his right leg against the Swiss-German’s thigh and lifted his leg up causing the Swiss-German to flip over his head and land on his back.  Kera stood in the middle and screamed, “Stop it!” he turned to the Swiss-German, “I’m fine.  Listen to me.  He has never and would never hit me.”

                “What happens if you don’t say that?”

                “Nothing!”

                The Swiss-German darted forward and spun avoiding Kera and going right around her.  He wound his fist and put his full body behind a punch.  The Swiss-German was 6’4” on a broad muscular frame compared to Fanis who also had a broad frame but was only 6’0.”  Fanis lifted his hands making a fist with his right hand by his chin and his left hand on the back of his head.  The Swiss-German right arm collided with Fanis’ elbow stopping the momentum and the fist never collided with Fanis’ body.  Fanis twisted his wrist to grab a hold of the Swiss-German’s sleeve at his bicep and twisted his arm to cause him to be off balance.  Fanis yanked him to his left putting his left foot at the Swiss-German’s knee tripping him but continuing his grip on the arm.  Fanis then unleashed punches to the Swiss-German’s face in rapid succession.  He tried to coordinate his blows with each syllable of, ‘I do not hit women’ but his rhythm was off.  The Swiss-German managed to shove Fanis off him with his left arm but his face was now a crimson mask.  Fanis let the man get up and when he did he walked over him and shot his right hand to the Swiss-German’s neck gripping his carotoid arteries and squeezing.  Fanis then dragged the struggling Swiss-German as he gurgled as his brain was screaming at him that he needed blood and caused his body to go into a panic.  Fanis brought him to the edge of a lake and tossed him in.  Immediately geese started pecking at the Swiss-German and he waved his arms trying to make them go away but Swiss geese were fearless. 

                Fanis shook his head and walked away with Kera.  Kera interlocked her arm in his and turned and smiled at the Swiss-German and skipped to Fanis’ pace.  Fanis turned to her and chuckled, “What the hell was that?”

                “Seems like someone wants your job as my bodyguard.”

                “I guess so.”

                “It was kind of sweet though don’t you think?”

                “No, I don’t”

                “I don’t know I like the idea that a perfect stranger was willing to defend me.”

                “You do know that after he did, he probably would want to fuck you right?”

                “Well, if he really saved me from an abusive guy or stopped me from getting my ass kicked, raped or mugged, then I think I’d owe it to him don’t you think?”

                “I never got that logic.  Someone stops a man from raping a woman so the woman, who wasn’t planning on having sex with the protector previously, now has to fuck him out of some sense of obligation?  Either way you fuck someone that you weren’t attracted to.”

                “How do you not see the difference?  In the first instance, I have no control.  He would be able to do anything he wanted to me and I’m helpless.  In the second, I’m in control.  I can tell him to stop and have reasonable confidence he will.  Besides, I would be turned on if a man saved me from being raped.”

                “You weren’t turned on by that guy.”

                “He didn’t save me from anyone or anything.”

                “He thought he did.”

                “That doesn’t count.”

                “I guess not.”

                “Anyway, I found out where we can get food.  After we eat, do you want to see if I can figure out how to let you jump out of a helicopter?”

                “No, that’s okay I wasn’t really interested.  I just want to know I had the option rather than the government telling me I can’t”

                “Gottcha.”

                They spent the rest of the day walking and taking in the scenic landscape of the mountains, valleys and lakes.  Afterward, they returned to the hotel and talked until going to bed.  The next day, they were back on the plane heading to London.  Kera queried, “Do you think the US will be able to vote in person by November?”

                “Not if the Democrats can help it.”

                “Why would they want to stop in-person voting?”

                “It’s easier to rig an election with mail in votes.  The potential for fraud is enormous.”

                “That’s just fear mongering.”

                “No, there are many cases.   Voter rolls are very rarely updated for when people move or are deceased.  The only way they confirm a mail in vote is comparing signatures and I highly doubt they are either highly qualified to do so or take the time to do every single one.”

                “Also, it’s easy to forge a signature if you know the person.”

                “Exactly.”

                “The Republicans can cheat too.”

                “Traditionally, Republicans don’t cheat nearly as much as Democrats.  In LA, a bunch of Democrats went to the homeless people and offered them a dollar or cigarettes to fill out a mail-in ballot.  They also promised them that they would reduce their jail time and forged signatures so they could vote from jail.”

                “Yea, but they got caught.”

                “Who cares?  They did it.”

                “In-person voting doesn’t go completely flawlessly either.”

                “Traditionally, it’s twice as safe as mail-in voting.”

                “This virus is going to come back though.”

                “Hopefully we learned from our mistake and we don’t shut down in November.”

                “I don’t think it was a mistake to shut down”

                “I do.”

                “I guess we’ll just see in November.”

                “Yea, it sucks.  Never before have Americans bent over and taken it up the ass from the government like they are now.  They are sacrificing their liberty for the illusion of security.  The founders were very clear that if you sacrifice liberty for security, you’ll have neither.”

                “I think Benjamin Franklin said that and he wasn’t a founder.”

                “Still made it on our money.”

                “The highest bill no less.  Well, it doesn’t really affect us.  We’re in London so we have to vote by mail.”

                “Yes, it should still be an option but this sending a ballot to all voters is a bad idea.  It should be the way it is now; you have to ask for one.”

                “I’m okay with that.”

                “Alrighty then.”

                They land in England and go through a decontamination tent.  Afterwards, they go back to the flat to decompress.  As they sit on the couch watching TV, they wonder what the world will be like once everything opens up again.  Fanis is hoping it happens sooner rather than later.  Kera, is still unsure when she wants it to happen. 

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Fanis the Bodyguard Episode 45 World Fears the Fall of America


                Fanis and Kera are back in their flat in England.  After a brief respite in Greece as the Coronavirus raged, they were back to their international travel as Kera, an international Chinese Art dealer, doesn’t do business in the United States.  Luckily for them, Kera had a private plane and was well versed in skirting international travel laws.  As Kera’s bodyguard, Fanis goes wherever she goes.

                Fanis is still depressed because he loves sports but will be unable to watch any because of the pandemic known as the ‘Wuhan Virus.’  Kera approaches him and if Fanis would’ve been looking at her, he may have realized the dire expression on her face.  She starts, “Umm, Fanis?”

                “Yes”

                “We need to talk”

                “About what?”

                “Well, ummm, how are you feeling about this thing now.”

                “I hate it.  I feel like this is the end of the world.  I know you’re an anti-American liberal but like it or not the world economy runs on one engine and that engine is the United States economy.  With the passing of that stimulus bill, America has been shoved off a fiscal cliff.  Now, they’re talking about another one, which will really put a nail in the coffin.  Now we’re going to have negative interest rates like they do in Europe.  The two things I love most; travelling and hugs I can’t do now.  I had a death wish before because of personal reasons but now I really don’t think I belong in this world.  To be honest, I’ve never wanted to die more than I do now since I was unemployed and had trouble finding a job.”

                Most people would have been empathetic to an overt basic admission of suicidal thoughts but not only was Kera one of the coldest people Fanis had ever met, she had listened to her cousin give similar rants for 18 years.  In fact, it was because he had these thoughts that Kera hired him as her bodyguard and spent a lot of money getting him militarily trained rather than hiring an already trained bodyguard.  There were other reasons but these were some of the main ones.  It’s because of this, she responded, “Well, I’m glad you said that because we are leaving.”

                Fanis turned toward her for this, “It must be pretty bad.  Normally you’re just like ‘pack your shit, we’re leaving.’  I don’t get this nice hesitant calm voice.  Normally you’re just barking orders.”

                “You’d understand if I told you where we were going.”

                “Are you going to tell me?”

                “Hong Kong”

                “You know I can’t protect you from the Wuhan Virus right?”

                “Yes, I do know that.  That is why I made an agreement with the client that he has to provide us with Hydroxychloroquine, Zinc, and Azithromycin tablets.”

                “How many?”

                “Enough to take 200mg for five days”

                “For each of us or just you?”

                Kera rolled her eyes, “Both of us obviously”

                “Why is that obvious? I established I had a death wish and you started this conversation making sure I still thought that way.”

                “I don’t want you to die.  I have trust issues and if you die, I’ll never be able to be as comfortable with putting my life in someone’s hands as I am yours.”

                Fanis smiled as it wasn’t lost on him that Kera didn’t say she trusted him.  He knew this to be the case since she didn’t trust anybody but neither did Fanis so it would have been hypocritical to fault someone for it.  He replied, “The whole point is for me to die for you if the situation calls for it.  What’s to stop him from just putting saline tablets in a container labeled that?”

                “You forget that I’m heavily involved in China.  I have a lot of connections and let’s just say I’m having my people verify it for me.  As you know, Hong Kong and China don’t really like each other too much.  Also, the point is not for you to die for me; the point is for you to stop anyone from hurting me.  Your dying for me is the last resort.  The point is for you to incapacitate anyone that tries to hurt me.  It’s better if you win the fight.”

                “I actually think the Chinese unleashed this virus to stomp the Hong Kong protests.”

                “Right, so Hong Kong believes that shit too so a Chinese person isn’t going to lie for a Hong Kong guy.”

                “I guess that’s about as much of corroboration as you’re going to get.”

                With that, they go to the air strip and head towards Hong Kong.  On the plane, Fanis is looking at news and shakes his head, “That fucking bitch is at it again?”

                “Pelosi?”

                “Yup”

                “What now?”

                “She’s having informal discussions to begin with a 9/11 style commission on Coronavirus response.  The panel is almost all Democrats.”

                “She’s setting up to impeach Donald Trump again.  I mean his approval rating went up the first time.  I’m not sure if that’ll work.”

                “The first time she was desperate and desperate times called for desperate measures.  Now that it failed, she’s even more desperate and liberals have no creativity so they keep trying what just failed.  It’s like how they sue people.  They just keep doing it knowing that they constantly have to waste money to defend themselves and eventually they get sick of spending the money.”

                “This is different because people are spending their time and frustration that will show up in the voter booths.”

                “Let’s hope so.”

                “What do you mean ‘9/11-style panel?”

                “What did he know and when did he know it?”

                “Oh, so they’re not comparing Covid19 to 9/11”

                “Oh no, don’t worry they’re doing that too.  There are already media reports that more people are dying from the Wuhan Virus than 9/11”

                “How can you compare a pandemic to a terrorist attack?”

                “Beats me!  These are your people; you tell me.”

                “I’m a Democrat, I’m not a journalist.”

                “Same thing”

                “No, that’s just fucking crazy.”

                “Obviously!  They have nothing to do with one another.”

                “What’s their end game?”

                “Ted Lieu was nice enough to tell us.  He mentioned on MSNBC that it’s Trump and Fox News’ fault that the Wuhan Virus hurt America so bad because Fox gave false information, which caused a public threat.”

                “Public threat?  As in, the exception to the first amendment.”

                “Right, they are going to use this to have legislation to censor Fox and ban free speech for conservatives.”

                “I’m not opposed to that.”

                “Of course you’re not but it’s hilarious that the people that brought you the Russian collusion hoax, the Ukraine hoax and talked about Trump’s tax returns only to find out that he gave more money to charity than all of MSNBC combined is pontificating about false information causing public detriment.  They held the country hostage for three years because of their hoaxes and cost us tens of millions of dollars.  Not to mention, while the Wuhan Virus was wreaking havoc in China and Europe and President Trump acted with the travel ban, they were too busy with impeachment.  If there’s blood on anyone’s hands, it’s Schiff, Nadler and Pelosi.”

                “Don’t make the same mistake that they did.  Back then, nobody knew the extent of the threat so they all reported on it wrongly because they acted on information they had that was proven to be inaccurate later.”

                “Yes, because the Chinese lied about the severity of the virus to the WHO (World Health Organization) and the media trusted the WHO and repeated their narrative that was told to them by China. China lied, people died.”

                “Our livelihoods depend on China”

                “Yea, that makes me a little nervous”

                “They’ve contained it.”

                “That’s what they say but I don’t believe them.”

                “Please don’t bait me.  You know how much I love Chinese culture and China.”

                “I’m not attacking the culture, the country or the people, I’m attacking their government.”

                “Let’s just change topics please.”

                They land in Hong Kong and are put in an apartment that belongs to the client as hotels are closed.  Kera has a mask and gloves on but Fanis only has a mask as he doesn’t really like wearing the gloves.  He immediately washes his hands and a woman comes in full Hazmat gear and gives them the keys along with a brief synopsis of the area.  Kera puts her hand up and declares, “I’ve been here several times, I know where I’m going.”

                Kera takes the keys and immediately rubs disinfectant on them.  Kera and Fanis expect the woman to leave but she doesn’t.  Kera states, “We’re okay, you can go home.”

                “No, I’m not allowed.  There are curfew laws.  We’re not allowed to go outside.  Don’t worry, I won’t bother you.  I just stay in my room.”

                Fanis exclaimed, “Nonsense, we can’t go out to the bars or get some MAK noodles, so do you have any alcohol here?”

                “Yes, I do in fact.”

                “Would you like to drink with us?”

                “I’d love to.”

                The woman’s name is Angela and Fanis is positive that that’s just the name she tells Americans or western people.  Angela asks, “How is America right now?”

                “We’re in trouble.”

                “Yea, I heard.  The death toll keeps climbing.  New York especially got hit.”

                “I’m more concerned with the after effects”

                “What do you mean?”

                Angela pours them all a drink as she had a wide variety in the house.  Fanis answers, “There’s three reasons we’re in trouble.  The first, liberals are openly advocating big government power.”

                “Well, that’s the norm over here.”

                “And you were protesting that before this all started.”

                “Yea, and waving American flags.  It would be bad if you abandoned that policy.”

                “I agree.  The next is that they want to start a new baseline for government spending.”

                “This seems to be above my comprehension.”

                “Like you said, New York was hit really badly.  Florida, however, was not hit that hard.  The Governor of Florida hasn’t shut down and liberals are pissed at him because they want this to prove why we need the government.”

                “You don’t think you need them?”

                “No, I don’t even like the shut down in New York but I’m in a minority on that.”

                “What does that have to do with spending?”     

                “That was the first point.  The spending part is the last bill they passed was way too much money.  We spend two thirds of what we spent all year last year on that package alone.  I admit that most of it was legitimate but there was a lot of superficial spending in there that wasted money.  I’m hoping that President Trump doesn’t make the same mistake he did on that bill and will veto this new one coming up for even more money.”

                “Doesn’t’ it make sense to see what effect the first bill has?’

                “it’s actually the third, but yes that does make sense but liberals pull the same bullshit they always pull and claim ‘If we wait, then it’ll be too late.’  Meanwhile if they don’t get wasted extra money for their special interests, they will delay the bill.  They are fucking hypocrites.”

                Kera interjected, “What my wonderful cousin doesn’t understand is that these are loans that will be paid back.  It’s just a temporary thing to get through this.  When the crisis is over, then we’ll cut them.”

                “Forgive my dear cousin as she is young and naïve (Kera was 33 while Fanis was 36), she knows full well that if we try to cut these budgets and spending, liberals and the media will scream ‘Draconian cuts’ and throw a hissy fit.  That’s what I mean by a ‘new baseline.’  They want people to get used to this being the budget rather than the previous, much lower, number.”

                “Then you’re in trouble not because of the health or the number of people that die but what it will do to the economy and society.”

                “Correct and I’m not even at the last reason.”

                “I’m afraid to ask.”

                “They want us to be used to the suppression of free speech.”

                “People in Hong Kong have been used to that for a while now.”

                “Yes, and you were protesting against it before China unleashed this plague on the world.”

                “What does people dying from a pandemic have anything to do with free speech?”

                “Now that we know how serious the virus is, they’re going to blame people who didn’t know at the beginning for thinking that the flu was worse.”
                “They didn’t know though.  China lied to them because they tried to cover it up.”

                “I know that.  You know that.  Actually, the liberals know that too but they’re going to lie and pretend it was only the right saying that so they will advocate for them to be banned from social media.”

                Kera shouted, “Oh come on! Hyperbole!”

                “No, fact.  See liberals love blaming people for what they’re guilty of.  They have no principles so they always contradict themselves.”

                “Do you have an example?”

                “Any issue really but let’s take Joy Reid of MSNBC.  First, she said that Trump was acting like a monarch or dictator with his travel ban from China as it was an overreaction to the virus.  Now that it’s killing Americans, she claims he under-reacted and didn’t use his authority enough.  Now, she’s back calling him a monarch and tyrant because he considered quarantining the states with the highest cases like New York and New Jersey.  She referred to it as expanding power under the guise of national security, which of course the left does on a daily basis.”

                She refilled their glasses and Fanis noticed that as the conversation progressed, her drinking got quicker.  Despite how often he travelled, he always forgot that the rest of the world realizes what Americans don’t; America is the last best hope for civility in the world.  If they fall, then evil will triumph throughout the world so when things are looking down there, it has major implication for the rest of the world.  Due to this, Fanis changed the topic to small talk and the tension eased.  After a few drinks, Angela went to her room and Fanis and Kera went to bed as well. 

                The next day, Fanis and Kera dawn their masks and gloves and walk.  They avoid using the subway or a cab because they are nervous.  Hong Kong is a layered city and there are outdoor escalators to take you to the next level of the sidewalk as you’re walking.  The sidewalk doesn’t always go straight as sometimes your location requires going up an escalator and then backtracking at the higher level.  Despite how confusing it sounds, it has a certain intuitive logic to it that Fanis, who normally has no sense of direction, could make sense of.  This maze is only true for central, or the middle of the city.  The outskirts and outer layers are built more like western cities and is where the tourists congregate when there are tourists.  Due to this, food and anything is about three times more expensive in that area than in Central.  In Central, you get better quality of food for literally a fraction of the price.  When people talk about how expensive Hong Kong is, it’s people who didn’t go to Central and stayed in the tourist area.  Usually these sidewalks were packed with people but it was deserted in a way that Kera had never seen and she had been to Hong Kong countless times.  It was very eerie.  They go to their destination and Kera went inside to negotiate while wearing a mask and gloves.

                Fanis remains outside and sees that security is still out for the building or the client.  He waves and says ‘hi”

                “Hi, are you American?”

                “Yes I am.”

                The security guard isn’t wearing a mask so Fanis pulls his down as well.  The guard asks, “I know most people are focused on this Wuhan Virus, but do you know anything about this report about the way the FBI spies on people?”

                “Yes, it’s called a ‘FISA’ and the guy doing the investigating is Inspector General Michael Horowitz.”

                “What was that about?”

                “Well, liberals kept telling us that the FISA on President Trump’s campaign member, Carter Page, was a rare case where they cut corners and didn’t go through the proper procedure.  Horowitz took 29 other FISA warrants to test that theory.  All FISA’s have to go through a “Woods Procedure” which is they check with the intelligence agencies of the United States, Canada, England, Australia and New Zealand to vet the information to make sure it’s valid.  It turns out that three of the 29 never even bothered to do the Woods procedure, another they said they did it but couldn’t find it.  As for the other 25, all of them had Wood’s procedures that determined they were inadequately supported but they went through with it anyway.”

                “Basically, they abused their power in every case.”

                “Yes”

                “They’re in big trouble then.”

                “Oh no, the media is running interference for them.  The New York Times reaction to this was to attack conservatives for thinking that Carter Page was a rarity as the FBI always fraudulently spies on people so Carter Page wasn’t a specific targeting but the FBI doing what the FBI does.”

                “How is that any better?  If anything, that’s worse.”

                “Yes, I agree and so did everyone on social media as they went after the New York Times hard; so bad, in fact, that they edited the article and just mentioned it comes at a time when they’re reviewing whether or not they still should be able to use the FISA courts to spy on people.”

                “After this, it should be an emphatic ‘no.’

                “Yes, it should but it won’t be because the deep state is real in America.”

                “Now that it’s settling in, if the FISA findings prove anything it’s that it is easy to politically target someone using the FISA.  It’s almost like if they want to politically target someone, they know they can’t use the courts because their evidence sucks so they might as well use the FISA court.”

                “Bingo; the New York Times was too stupid to realize that’s what they were really saying.  Since nobody checks the Woods file, they can use it to illegally spy on people.”

                “Trust me, Hong Kong knows all about surveillance.  China is the biggest surveillance country in the world.  Our protest was about them unfairly monitoring us and punishing us for things their cameras pick up.”

                “See, that’s what I thought but the woman I was staying with said it was about free speech.”

                “It was mostly being spied on but when they threatened to use force to stop the protest, it started becoming a free speech issue.”

                Kera walked out of the meeting looking frustrated.  As a rule, Fanis didn’t ask about the details of what she did but he could tell when meetings went well or not and this one hadn’t.  Usually, he would recommend going for a drink but everything was closed so he just knew this is what he had to deal with.  They walk back toward Angela’s house and Kera reads a text from her revealing that she cooked for them.  This excites the both of them as restaurants are closed.  As they were walking, a man came sprinting up the street, which was kind of impressive because it was a steep street so he was running uphill.  He reaches out and grabs Kera’s purse in stride.  Unfortunately, Kera was wise to this trick so she had her purse tied to her wrist.  Fortunately for Kera, Fanis also knew this trick so grabbed on to the 5’5” lean woman and added his 6’ 225 lbs for stability.  Fanis shook his head and scolded, “Man, don’t you know that it would have been more effective to be running downhill?”

                “Not when I have this” as he pulls a knife out

                The man still had his hand on the purse and Fanis calmly ordered, “Let go of the bag.”

                “Untie it” he barked at Kera

                “No, she’s not going to do that.  Trust me, you’re going to want to let go of the bag for it will not end well for you.”

                “You Americans always think you’re so tough.  Just wait till Pelosi puts in the phase 4 Wuhan Virus stimulus package.  She’s going to bail out liberal and progressive states.”

                “I’m well aware that she wants to reverse SALT to help all the millionaires in California and New York with Phase 4.  I hope President Trump vetoes it but I don’t think he will.”

                Kera was still pulling on her bag a little irritated that Fanis hadn’t done anything yet.  She decided she’d remind him she was still there by inquiring, “What was SALT?”

                “You can only declare $10,000 in property taxes so if you pay more than that, then you can’t deduct the rest from your taxes.  It raised like 2.8 Billion dollars for the government but had almost no effect for anyone making under 100,000 dollars.”

                “But, Democrats want to tax the rich and lower taxes for the poor.”

                “No, they don’t.  They just say that but they never actually do that.  Pelosi’s district is San Francisco, the highest cost of living city in the United States.  It helps her people most if you get rid of SALT.  That’s what made SALT such a brilliant move by President Trump.  He exposed the liberals for the hypocritical frauds they are.  He’s like, ‘oh California, New York and Chicago multi-millionaire liberals say they don’t mind paying more in taxes; fine, we’ll pass a law that only affects them but doesn’t affect the rich people in other states.  It was absolutely brilliant.”

                “That’s enough chit chat, give me the bag!”

                “No, you’re still going to have to let go.”

                The thief swung the knife toward Fanis who grabbed his arm with his left hand stopping the blade.  Fanis then clicked the spring unleashing his spring-assisted blade and jammed it into the thief’s right armpit that was holding the bag.  He dropped the bag and his knife and Fanis kicked the knife away.  He calmly uttered, “I told you that you should have let go of the bag.  By the way, the first rule in weapons fighting is not to let your opponent know you have a weapon till after you attacked him with it.”

                Kera had already run off and the thief barreled into Fanis.  Fanis was kicking himself because as the thief was reacting to being stabbed, Fanis didn’t circle around him so the thief no longer had the higher ground.  This caused Fanis to roll more than he would have normally as the steep street aided in exacerbating his fall.  With all the rolling, Fanis dropped his knife as well. The thief had him pinned down and unleashed a couple punches to Fanis’ face.  “Now, I teach you trick or two.”

                Fanis gripped the thief’s shirt and sat up slightly only to roll back and lift his leg flipping the thief over his head and landing on his back.  This time, the steep street benefited Fanis as the thief rolled more than he should.  Since Fanis was still on the ground so hadn’t rolled, he now had the higher ground.  He ran toward the thief who was up on all fours and delivered a kick to his temple in stride.  There was more tumbling and Fanis noticed that there was a van toward the bottom of the hill.  A man was coming out of the van with his arms out in surrender trying to gather what seemed to be his friend.  Fanis looked from where they started and at the van and wondered what was the plan.   Did the thief plan to grab the bag then reverse direction and run back down the hill to the van?  That didn’t seem like a very good plan but some criminals are stupid.  Fanis waited for the friend to not be focused on him as if signaling that he wasn’t going to hurt him.  This was false as the second the driver’s attention was on his friend, Fanis sprinted downhill, wound his arm back and made a fist ensuring that his arm was completely straight from his elbow to his knuckles, he turned his body to the right and twisted it left as fast as he could whipping the arm around and driving it through the man’s face.  The blow knocked the driver out and Fanis grabbed the keys and opened the van where he found many hand bags and wallets.  He loaded them into a bag in the van and walked out with the items. 

                When he arrived back at Angela’s, he was met with a Lysol and disinfectant.  Angela disinfected the bag and sprayed Fanis with the Lysol.   He articulated, “I need you to do me a favor.  Make sure these get to their proper owners.”

                “Oh, yes, I’ll drop them off at the police station.”

                “Thank You”

                Kera already had a cloth of ice for Fanis and he wrapped it around his right hand. He queried, “How did you know I was going to throw a punch?”

                “It’s a fight, I figured you would.”

                “But I didn’t till the end.”

                “Well, then if you didn’t, we would have just thrown the ice in the sink.  No big deal.”

                “I guess you’re right.”

                As it was 70 degrees and Fanis took a more casual aspect to his bodyguard duties, he was in shorts and a T-shirt.  With all the rolling on the street, he was scraped up pretty well.  Kera gave him a once over and shook her head, “When I left, you had already stabbed him.  How did you let him fuck you up this much?”

                “Hey, he was unconscious at the end, not me.”

                “Still, you stabbed him.  There shouldn’t be a mark on you.”

                “You’re mean” Fanis rejoined with a laugh

                Kera giggled and Angela came over with gauze and rubbing alcohol.  She addressed his scrapes and then shuffled off to her room.  Kera commented, “You know you’re going to have to bring that bag to the police station yourself right?”

                “Yea”

                “Where they’ll probably keep it for themselves.”

                “Yes”

                “So, you do realize it was pointless.”

                “Yes, that is clear now.”

                Again, Kera giggled and then poured her and her cousin a drink.  They took it easy the rest of the night and the next day they were back at the air strip.  Fanis was alarmed to find a tent set up by their plane but it was a decontamination center.  Kera looked at his horrified expression and remarked, “What?  I don’t want to get Covid19 on my plane.”

                “You called for this?”

                “Hell yea I did.”

                They walked to the plane and immediately their temperature was taken.  Both were around 98 degrees.  They then went through a full decontamination with shower and being scrubbed down by large brooms with people in hazmat suits.  Last night, they took their first cocktail of drugs shown to be effective against the Wuhan Virus.  After they were done decontaminating themselves, they took the second one.  As they did, Fanis opined, “It’s a good thing we’re not in Michigan where Hydroxychloroquine is banned.”

                “Not anymore.  Now, Governor Whitmer is asking the government for it.”

                “About time she realized letting her constituents get a horrendous illness that some of died from just so that President Trump can’t get a win is asinine but that’s just how Democrats are.”

                “Well, local papers attacked her for it demanding to let them have Plaquenill.  Can we call it that? It’s easier than ‘Hydroxychloroquine.’”

                “Call it whatever you want.”

                “Well, given that you don’t like using ‘Covid19’ and get pissed if anyone yells at you for calling it the ‘Wuhan Virus,’ I have to ask because you’re very sensitive to words.”

                “Anyway, it was the local media pressure that caused the about face?”

                “Yes, but I mean, I see her point, it’s dangerous to use drugs off label.”

                “Not really.  It’s done all the time.  It’s dangerous when lay people do it but if a doctor is prescribing it then it’s safer.  Doctors know what drugs treat off label.  It’s when people think that because they have the internet and WebMD that they can make that determination that problems arise.”

                “Except it’s illegal.”

                ‘No, it’s not.  Prescribing drugs off label is completely legal which is why it is done all the time.”

                “Fine, I mean, your dad’s a doctor so you should know.  Mine is not.”

                “You just go by what the media says but the media lies.  I keep telling you this.”

                “You definitely never let me forget your position on that.”

                For the rest of the flight, they either watch movies or try to sleep.  When they land in London, there is another decontamination tent waiting for them.  Fanis asks, “Seriously.  We’re doing this again?  We were sterile when we got on the plane, unless the plane was contaminated, we’re fine.”

                “That is why I arranged for the plane to be thoroughly and deeply cleaned.”

                “Of course you did.”

                “It was also a requirement by her majesty’s government.”

                “Ah, so they figured out that we were flying out.”

                “Yes, they did.  China may be the biggest surveillance state but England is probably number two.”

                “That is why Halper lured President Trump’s associates here because the FISA wasn’t invasively spying enough so they had to do it here.  Despite all that, they still found nothing.”

                They exit the plane and their temperature hadn’t changed from Hong Kong.  They go through the full decontamination regiment and then come out the other side to return to their car.  Fanis takes a deep breath and poses, “Is that disinfectant I smell?”

                “Yes, while we were gone, I had the car fully detailed from inside and out.”

                “If you were this scared to go to Hong Kong, why did we go?”

                “I had really important business.”

                “Based on how you looked when you came out, I don’t think you think it was worth it.”

                “No, it wasn’t.  I know you sided with Hong Kong in the protests but they’re not angels either.  They fucking lie too.”

                “Notice how you said ‘too’ meaning even you think that the Chinese lie.”

                “Everyone lies.”

                “Some more than others.”

                “Let’s just go home.”

                “Fine by me.”

                They go back to their flat and Fanis can smell cleaning supplies in there too. He didn’t need to ask for he knew that Kera had the flat thoroughly clean too.  He took off his masks and sat down to decompress.  Kera did the same as they scrolled through the movies to see which one to watch.