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Tuesday, March 3, 2020

Nouno the Vigilante Episode 43 Revenge of the '93


 

                Alfredo Guzman-Padilla is out on the streets again.  He has just been arrested for assault.  This wasn’t the first time the 24-year-old has been arrested. He had also been to jail for indecent exposure.  Being in Wood Village, Oregon has its perks as the very liberal government looked the other way on small crimes.  They vehemently rejected the idea that small crimes lead to big crimes, which provided little disincentive for people like Guzman-Padilla.  Wood Village is in downtown Portland and is right on the edge of the very scenic Mt. Hood national forest.  Having been processed twice, Alfredo doesn’t believe it to be that bad so he wants to up his game a little bit.  He walks around the city and decides exactly what he’s going to do. 

                Talaya Waliser is 26-years-old.  She is a thin brown haired girl with a pale face and petite features.  Her life is very busy as a young single mother of two.   She had given birth six months ago to a baby boy but you would never know it from looking at her.  As it is Sunday, she has spent the day at home relaxing and has just put her kids to bed.  Suddenly she hears her front door open.  At first, she thinks she’s just being paranoid but then a dark shadowy figure emerges.  She yells out, “Who are you?” repeatedly.

                Alfredo has been watching a woman and realized that there was no man in the house.  He smiles at this and waits for the cloud of nighttime.  When the lights are turned off in the house, Alfredo pounds on the door and easily break in.  As he enters, he looks around to get his bearings.  He’s not sure what room the girl is in but luckily, she’ll reveal it to him as he cries out, “Who are you?”

                Alfredo decides to answer the question by dropping his pants and turning the lights on so she can see him.  As Talaya stares into the mustached tanned skin Latino man, her eyes widen in fear as she realizes that the devilish smile can only mean one thing.  Alfredo grabs Talaya by her small throat in one hand and covers her mouth with the other and drives her into her room and shoves her on the bed.  His hand squeezes as he strangles her and the hand on her mouth is removed so he can gauge at her eyes managing to leave a deep scratch under her left eye.  Talaya has two nose rings in her left nostril but Alfredo ignores those.  Since Talaya’s mouth is no longer covered, she starts screaming and pleading with him that he doesn’t have to do this.  When that didn’t work, she attempts to punch him in the head and kick but Alfredo is much bigger than she is and he just laughs at her feeble attempt of defense.  Soon, Alfredo no longer has to cover her mouth because she is horse from screaming as his hands and lips explore her body.  Talaya’s body tenses as she realizes her resistance is futile.  She is completely helpless and thinks she’s going to die.  Her neighbors aren’t going to able to hear her scream and the only other male in the house can’t walk as he is only six months old.  It seems nothing can save her.

                Since Alfredo is busy sexually assaulting Talaya and Talaya is still begging and trying to scream with what little voice she has left, neither notice the sound of tiny feet running into the room.  A high pitch voice screams, “Don’t hurt my mommy”

                Talaya’s five year old daughter jumps on top of the man and starts punching and kicking and yelling at her to leave her mom alone.  This only makes Talaya more scared as she panics and her pleas now are to leave her family alone.  Alfredo laughs and grabs the five year old girl and tosses her off him like a rag doll.  He looks over at Talaya and back at the cute little girl and he begins removing her clothes and touching her inappropriately.  Just like her mother, the five-year-old’s kicks, screams and punches have little effect on Alfredo.  Talaya ignores her maternal instinct to help her daughter and does the only thing that can help both of them.  She grabs her phone and dials 911.  Unfortunately, what Alfredo is doing to her daughter isn’t distracting him enough and Alfredo notices.  He yanks the phone from her hand and throws it against the wall smashing it upon impact.  Talaya yelps and find herself back on her back with Alfredo on top of her.  To be honest, she would prefer this than where he was previously. 

                Then, just as suddenly as he appeared, Alfredo stopped.  He smiles once again at Talaya and got up.  For Alfredo realized that throwing the phone doesn’t change the fact that the call went through.  He figures out that the cops are on their way and immediately pulls his pants up and rushes out of the house.  Talaya is relieved as the whole ordeal was the worst hour of her life.  When the cops show up, she is all too eager to tell them everything she knows and describe him.  Despite the constant eye gouging, his face was imprinted on his retina because traumatic events trigger your brain to focus and memorize every last detail.  Talaya has done that and told the cops everything.  Later, she would tell the media everything because she reasons that if he randomly attacked her, then he had probably done it before and if they catch him, she wants him to go to jail for a very long time. 

 

                In Phoenix, Arizona, Abby and Nouno are watching sports.  As Abby is an avid baseball fan, and spring training has started, she is watching the Arizona Diamondbacks spring training while Nouno watches NBA basketball.  While Abby is watching, she is looking up news on her phone.  She calls out, “The New York Times is all over this stock market crash.  Every day they talk about how the Coronavirus took out the stock market.  This may be the end of Donald Trump.”

                “What does the front page of the paper say for March 3, 2020?”

                “Nothing about the market.”

                “Really?  They didn’t mention that the stock market went up over 1,000 points as it rebounded from the overreaction to the virus?  It was only one of the largest gains in history.  It commented on one of the largest drops in history but not the gain….hmm curious.”

                Abby sighs.  Her husband always finds a way to criticize the New York Times.  She still believes that there’s no way it could be as popular as it is and be as biased as he thinks but he picks up on things quickly.  Like she always does, she just writes it off as his bias.  Nouno doubles down and calls out, “I bet you the Washington Post has the same articles above the fold.”

                “What does that mean?”

                Nouno sometimes forgets that Abby, at 26, isn’t used to reading a printed newspaper.  She reads the articles on her phone so terms like ‘above the fold’ are lost on her.  He takes a deep breath and answers, “The top half so that if you were to fold the newspaper, you know if you were actually holding one, it would be seen while lying on the pile.”

                “Oh, yea, that makes sense.” Nouno shakes his head.  It’s amazing how their nine year age difference can seem so large.  She looks it up and responds, “Actually, they’re just talking about Ron Johnson and how he’s attacking Biden now that he won South Carolina.”

                “Yea, like that’s the only reason.” Nouno fires back sarcastically then continues, “Is this about the subpoena of Blue Star?”

                “Yes, who are they?”

                “They worked with Burisma as a lobbying firm to curry favor with the United States.  They were basically used to try to cover up all the money they laundered to Hunter Biden.  I’m not surprised the Washington Post is against exposing that.”

                “Hey Hey Hey, he’s actually got the facts to back it up.  Johnson sent the letter to the FBI on March 1, 2020 and the South Carolina primary was February 29, so it was the next day.”

                “Did you find the letter to verify?”

                Abby clicked a few buttons and pulled it up, “Yup, and he’s right, it says March 1.”

                “Now read the letter.”

                It doesn’t take long for Abby to find out a hole in his story.  The second paragraph but fourth line so it happens very early in the letter, Johnson talks about how he sent the subpoena on February 24; five days before the South Carolina primary.  She groans, “How do you do that?”

                “If it ever seems like facts and data are on the Democrats side, you need to investigate further.  If he didn’t lie about the date of the letter, then it’s probably something in the letter that disproves it.  They like burying the lead.”

                Abby goes back to watching her game and Nouno never stopped watching his.  As she scrolls through her phone, she calls out, “We got a case”

                Abby and Nouno are vigilantes that kill people that the justice system doesn’t take care of.  When the police chief is named ‘Outlaw’ like the Portland police chief is, it’s no wonder that violent criminals get away with crimes at alarming rates.  During a timeout, Nouno asks, “Where are we going?”

                “Portland”

                “Do we get to kill Antifa?”

                “No, this guy’s Hispanic.”

                Nouno laughs as Abby realizes her slip.  Antifa is predominantly white yet they claim that all white people are racists.  The only thing that is diverse about them from a racial perspective is their victims.  After all, if someone is right of center, they are deemed sub-human and there is no mercy, no tolerance and no going too far with what they do.  That is the way of Antifa, just like their brown coat and black coat predecessors. 

                Soon, Abby and Nouno are on a plane heading to Portland.  Portland is an easy staging ground because Nouno’s brother lives in a suburb of Portland with his wife and three kids.  As his sister-in-law is in commercial real estate, they can use one of her properties to stage their work without worrying about a paper trail of hotel or Air BNB check ins.  While on the plane, Abby is looking at the Democrat primaries.  She announces, “Wow, Kloboucher and Buttigieg just dropped out.”

                “Only one woman left.”

                “I wonder why?  Buttigieg won Iowa and was doing pretty well.  Why give up now?”

                “He was going to get killed on Super Tuesday.  Right now, Democrats are united to take out Bernie Sanders so they’re going to drop out and endorse Biden.”

                Abby moaned, “Yea, that’s exactly what happened.  Did you read this before?”

                “No”

                “You may have a point as former candidates are all coming out for Biden.  Beto O’Rourke just did a rally with him and Biden told the crowd he’s going to nominate Beto to confiscate people’s guns.”

                “I can’t believe people fall for this shit and think that Biden is a moderate.  He’s a far left liberal hack just like the rest of them.  Unlike the others, he just pretends to be a moderate.  Telling everyone he’s going to appoint O’Rourke is proof of his far-left tendencies.”

                “He has to be far-left because he has to appeal to the radicals in the party that are the most vocal.  For the general, he’ll come back to center.”

                “In this day and age, people can’t forget because social media is forever.”

                “Doesn’t mean he’s not going to try it.  Explain to me this whole delegates thing.  Remember, I’m a millennial so just the cliff notes.”

                “You need 1,991 delegates to win the nomination.”

                “Okay”

                ‘That’s why Super Tuesday is so important and Biden’s in trouble.  California has 415 delegates and Bernie Sanders is very popular in California”

                “So, with one state, Bernie is 20% there.”

                “Correct, so Biden needs to get Texas but they only have 215 delegates.”

                “I know California is the most populous state but they really have like twice as many people as Texas?”

                “No, delegates work different than the electoral college.  It’s population multiplied by the percentage of people that vote Democrat.”

                “Oh, so California not only has the most people but they tend to vote in high percentages for Democrats whereas Texas does not so they get less.”

                “Yes.”

                “Who’s leading in Texas?”

                “Biden is but that may be a reason he brought in Beto because Beto almost beat Cruz in Texas so he wants to make sure that he secures the 215 to keep pace with Bernie.”

                They land in Portland and stare at the river that separates Oregon from Washington.  For reasons unknown, people in Portland love talking about how if you cross those bridges, you’re in Washington.  After that, they go out of their way to attack Seattle because they have an inferiority complex since Portland is considered the little brother city to Seattle. 

                Nouno’s family knows all about what he does and they don’t want it around their small children so Nouno and Abby have to pick up the key that’s hidden on the property for them and enter.  They quickly sound proof one of the rooms.  Nouno’s brother comes to visit as he has brought food.  He sits with them and Kosta, Nouno’s brother, after small talk states, “You worked for Bloomberg right?”

                Nouno looks down and replies, “Yes, unfortunately.”

                “The dude’s such a piece of shit.”

                “I thought you liked rich people.”

                “Not ones like that.  The rich people I know aren’t condescending. Did you see him at the town hall?  Some guy asked him how he can advocate banning guns when he walks around with armed security; do you know what he said?”

                “I’m intrigued if it shocked you. You don’t like guns.”

                “Well, no I don’t.  I would never have one in my house but I mean you can talk about how dangerous they are when you got little kids around.  Instead, the jackass talks about how he’s a target because he’s rich, he was mayor and he’s running for president.  You know, he needs protection because he’s important but nobody else does because they’re not as rich and have been in office like he is and was.  Give me a break!”

                “Let me guess; the whole multiple death threats a day?”

                “Yea, 40-50 he says.”

                “I’m sure field goal kickers or most athletes can compete.”

                “Forget that, what about people that live in shitty neighborhoods.”

                “Like East New York” Nouno had spent more years in New York than any other state and Kosta had lived there for a few years as well.

                “Yea, Bloomberg wouldn’t last two days in the ghetto.”

                “No, and when he was mayor, he endeared himself to the people by taking the subway.”

                “I’m sure it’s real dangerous around Gracie Mansion.  Then, he just keeps talking and justifies it because he uses his own money to pay for them.  Who cares?  I don’t really care that their ex-law enforcement either.  The dude’s a douche bag.”

                “And to think that I thought Portland had completely corrupted you to the liberal cause.”

                “He was a Republican when he was mayor.  I don’t think that changed.  I’m also not the one that worked for him,”

                “I was 21 years old; I was a dumb college student.”

                “You still worked for him.”

                “Yes, I did.” Nouno remarked timidly. 

                After dinner, Kosta leaves and Nouno inquires, “Wait, what did this guy do?  It’s bad that I didn’t ask.”

                “No it isn’t.  You trust me and you should because I’m your wife.”

                “Of course baby, but I’m still curious.”

                “Let’s just say, I’m going to need my gloves for this one.”

                Nouno rolled his eyes because he knew there was only one type of criminal that Abby used gloves for; pedophiles.  He rejoined, “I guess you’re too old for him.”

                “No, he also attacked a 26-year-old mother.  And now this 26-year-old is going to get revenge.”

                “Solidarity among those born in 1993?”

                “Sure, why not?”

                “Go Schindler’s List!”

                “That movie may have come out when I was born but I still saw it.”

                “It’s a great movie.”

                “Won best picture that year.”

                “Indeed it did.”

                “Anyway, the woman he attacked was skinny like me but I have more curves.”

                “Are you seriously comparing yourself to a rape victim as far as appearances?”

                Abby dropped her head in shame, “Wow that did come off really bad.”

                “But you are beautiful honey, don’t worry everyone knows it, you don’t have to flaunt it.  When you do that, it actually makes you less attractive.”

                Abby slapped Nouno in the chest playfully and he smiled.  “Anyway, standard procedure, I’m going to a bar he hangs out at.  I’ll catch his attention, flirt a little bit and lure him outside where you sedate him.”

                “There’s a reason why that’s the standard.  It works.  You are very good bait.”

                “Caught you didn’t I?”

                “Yes you did and I wanted to be single forever.”

                The next night, Abby takes a shower and spends hours in the mirror putting on makeup that would rival most artists.  She prepares an outfit to accentuate her curves and hides her imperfections, which Nouno feels more honored to have seen than the good features.  They head out and Nouno sits in the car while Abby goes in.  While at the bar, Abby notices Alfredo looking at her but he doesn’t approach her.  It dawns on her that Alfredo isn’t interested in playing the game; he’s a stalker and is in it for the hunt.  She texts Nouno, “I’m calling an Uber, I’ll meet you back at the place.”

                Nouno texts back “I’m not leaving you here alone.”

                Abby shakes her hands in frustration and groans.  Her fingers move rapidly as she responds, “Fine, wait till I’m in the Uber but don’t follow us because that’s what I want Alfredo to do.”

                Based on this, Nouno figures out the new plan.   In a way, he’s happy because it exposes his wife less to things going wrong.  Even though he knows that this part is unlikely, he also wants to believe that Abby just doesn’t have it anymore.  At 26, she finally may be at the age where she can’t compete with younger girls.  Most men love having a woman that’s the envy of other guys but Nouno wasn’t one of them.  He would rather just enjoy going out without people turning their heads and giving him weird looks automatically assuming that he must be rich to get a girl like Abby. 

                The plan works as Abby stands outside staring at her phone waiting for an Uber.  Nouno’s improper thoughts were eliminated as he watched boys entering the bar and turning their heads to look at Abby.  One car drove by and whistled at her.  Nouno did notice Alfredo come out of the bar and head straight for his.  He started it up and pulled out but parked it so he was near Abby but not close enough to make it obvious.  It looked like Abby’s plan was going to work.  The Uber arrived, and Abby got in and Nouno headed straight for the property.  He got there first but didn’t pull in as he parked on the side waiting for them.  Abby’s Uber arrived shortly after and Alfredo was right behind her and drove by when Abby’s driver pulled in.  Alfredo pulled over and watched the house.  At first, Nouno was planning to wait till Alfredo got out of the car but he was getting impatient.  He got out of his car and knocked on Alfredo’s window.  Alfredo rolled his down and inquired, “Can I help you?”

                Nouno lunged his hand in and jabbed a syringe in his neck knocking him out.  He then reached in and unlocked the door and shoved Alfredo to the passenger seat.  Nouno started the car and pulled into the driveway and then helped Alfredo inside as if he was drunk. 

                When Alfredo woke up, he found himself restrained by plastic.  He struggled and started screaming in Spanish.  Abby exclaimed back, “Just like Talaya, your screams won’t be heard.”

                “Who?”

                Abby smacked him in the face, “The woman you raped.”

                “I didn’t rape her.  I never penetrated, I just toyed with her.”

                “You raped her five year old daughter!”

                “Oh come on.  I could barely fit my finger in there, you really thing I could fit my huge cock!  Untie me and I’ll show you what I mean bitch.”

                Abby lifted her leg straight in air and slammed it down heel first on his crotch.  Alfredo cried out in pain and then unleashed a barrage of ‘puta’ related Spanish obscenities.  Abby covered his mouth with one hand and strangled him with the other.  “Doesn’t feel too good does it?  This next one is really going to hurt worse than what you did because unlike you” Abby lifted her hand off his mouth and turned the back to him and flashed her fingers, “I got nails.”

                Abby gouged at Alfredo’s eyes as he squirmed, “Your resistance is futile just like your victim’s were.” She taunted

                “I’m sorry, okay, is that what you want to hear?  Did you know the girl?  I’m sorry, it was stupid.  I need help.”

                “I ‘m here to help you. You come to this country, you refuse to assimilate and you rape our women well not anymore dick!”

                “What do you mean?  I know what’s going on in the news.”

                “Tell me something besides Coronavirus, everyone knows about that especially because we’re so close to Washington and more people have died there than anywhere else.”

                “Evelyn Farkas is running for congress in California.”

                “A lot of people are running for office.  It’s a big election year.”

                “Yes, but she was one of the people that set up Trump.  She was involved in Burisma and the Atlantic Council.  I mean, I’m not faulting her for that because Trump is the worst but she was part of the Ukrainian collusion to take him down.”

                Abby looked at Nouno who uttered, “I know it’s normally safe to attack conservatives in Portland, but you ran into the biggest Trump supporter in this state.”

                “Hey man, I’m not judging.  I wouldn’t have brought it up if I didn’t think it was bullshit.  The bitch broke the law and she thinks she deserves a spot in congress for it.”

                Nouno replied, “I know! She defended Hunter Biden so vehemently but then failed to mention that she had heavy ties to Burisma.  When Republicans do that, like Mike Flynn and George Papadopoulos, they go to jail.”

                “I don’t even know why the Democrats like her because when she worked for the department of defense, she told MSNBC that they had all this information gathered about Trump and Russia around the election.  It was so important they just had to go to Capitol Hill as quick as they could.  Now that we know that Russian collusion was a hoax, you have to wonder where she got the information from.”

                “You got to admit, Burisma got their money’s worth.  She resurrected Burisma’s reputation internationally and Burisma paid her to go to Ukraine and speak to the Atlantic Council to allow them to help Burisma.  Later, the CEO of Burisma would find a seat on that Atlantic Council so job well done.”

                “Did you hear Senator Ron Johnson send a subpoena to Blue Star Strategy?”

                “Yes, I’m aware.”

                Abby interjected, “Who’s Blue Star?”

                “They lobby the United States on behalf of Burisma to stop investigating them.  They were very big on bringing up Hunter Biden as a message to the United States.”

                “What message would that be?” posed Alfredo

                “We helped the Vice President’s son.  We gave him a spot on the board and laundered millions of dollars to him.  This is what we paid for; to make things like this go away.”

                “Viktor Pinchuk is one of the largest donors of the Atlantic Council.  Do you know who he is?”

                “The Clintons’ largest single donor and he just happens to be Ukrainian too.”

                “Yea, very coincidental” Alfredo says facetiously.”

                “Anyway, I’ll give it to Ames Hockstein because he really pushed for this investigation despite the pressure from Blue Star and the deep state Democrats.  He stood his ground.  It didn’t do much but I’ll respect him for it anyway.”

                Abby pulled gloves out of her purse and put them on.  Nouno took a somber expression, “It’s time.”

                “For what?”

                “Revenge, let’s see that massive cock of yours shall we?”

                Abby cut open Alfredo’s pants and boxers.  She gripped his penis in her hand and laughed, “Wow, you were lying.  You must be a fisherman.”

                “You don’t have to do this.  I learned my lesson.  I’ll turn myself in.”

                “You were already arrested and, as you can see, you’re out.”  Abby took a knife and slapped it against his shaft and Alfredo screamed and pleaded.  Abby continued, “When you use this as a weapon, you lose your rights to it.”

                She continued to chop off his penis and scrotum.  She then picked them up and, as Alfredo cursed he, she stuck them in his mouth.  She declared, “The penis is for the mother and the nut sack is for the daughter.”

                Abby covered his mouth and plugged his nose.  She stared down at him, “Now, you’re going to die by choking on your own fucking tiny penis and nuts…bitch….puta”

                Soon, Alfredo stopped struggling and his eyes glazed over.  Abby and Nouno wrapped his body and took it to a crematorium.  Unlike most times, they didn’t have to break in because Nouno’s sister-in-law sold the crematorium the property, so she had the key.  They started the machine and then left to go get something to eat.  While eating, Abby articulates, “You may be getting your wish.  A Federal court just ordered Hillary to be deposed for Benghazi and her e-mail scandal.”

                “I’m not too hopeful.  She’s already been questioned and she’s a lawyer so she knows how to avoid answering a question.  Last time she was questioned, all she said was she didn’t remember.  Hours of testimony and she never answered a question.  You got to hand it to her; she’s an exceptionally good liar.”

                “What do you want then?”

                “For her to get arrested.”

                “Oh, right, the whole ‘lock her up’ but it’s hard when she’s such a good liar.”

                “She’s not the first criminal to never confess to the crime.  You don’t need to get a confession; you just need to convince 12 people.”

                “Yea, that’s true.”

                “But again, not getting my hopes up.  I’m a little more hopeful that ObamaCare is going to the Supreme Court again.”

                “What happened to double jeopardy?”

                “The 1st time, they deemed it unconstitutional because the individual mandate was a punishment and you can’t fine people for not participating in something.  Chief Justice Roberts, however, decided to call the individual mandate a tax needed to fund it so it was constitutional.”

                “Well, you are punished on your taxes, so that does make sense.”

                “Even Obama said it wasn’t a tax.  Roberts just decided to rewrite the law and legislate it, which is not his job.”

                “What’s this one about?”

                “Remember that President Trump got rid of the individual mandate.  That means the ‘tax’ that Roberts called it is zero and you can’t fund a program with a 0 tax.  Since there is no tax to pay for it, the whole thing should be wiped out.”

                “I don’t know.  ObamaCare is pretty popular; this may end up hurting your boy Trump in the election.”

                “The ruling isn’t going to be before the election so I don’t think it’ll have much effect.  To your point though, the RINOs (Republican in Name Only) are freaking out that we won’t survive if ObamaCare is repealed because poor people won’t get health insurance.”

                “Well, that is who’s on it.”

                “The poor got healthcare before ObamaCare and they’ll have it afterwards.  The free market works.”

                “Some aren’t as faithful in it as you are.”

                “Then they don’t understand it and they’re ignorant or misguided.”

                They finish dinner and head back to the crematorium to clean up.  After they finish, they head back and go to sleep.  The next day, they are on a plane again heading to Arizona.  Nouno expresses to Abby, “I was just thinking that with the Durham report, coming out, Anthony Ferrante will be relevant again.”

                “There are so many people on your list of the deep state people trying to get Trump that I lost track.  Who’s that?”

                “He’s the guy that was the cybersecurity expert that Comey sent to the White House to be on the NSC to spy on Trump and report back to the FBI.  He then resigned from the White House and now works for Buzzfeed where he has tried to authenticate the dossier ever since.”

                “Why do you think he’ll be relevant again?”

                “Durham will say that the only information or evidence the FBI had was the dossier.  Ferrante has been maintaining that it’s real for the last three years despite overwhelming information to the contrary.”

                “Oh, yea I remember.  He also spearheaded PPD 41, which was the first indication Obama gave that Russia could collude and meddle effectively in our elections.”

                “Very good.  They were getting the public ready for Spygate and just to be a cherry on top for himself, Ferrante specifically indicated cybersecurity since that was his field.”

                “Wait, if Ferrante was a point man to share information in the White House back to the FBI about Trump and his aides, then that means Comey was running a spying investigation on the President of the United States.”

                “Yes, he did.”

                “But he said he wasn’t investigating Trump.”

                “He told the president that privately but he never said it in public.  That was one of the reasons President Trump fired Comey.  He should have done it on day one.  He knew how corrupt Barack Obama was, he should have fired everyone from the last administration.”

                “That’s a little extreme”

                “Is it?  There were two US officials that came to Horowitz to beef up the report by providing evidence that Comey was running a counter-intelligence operation in January 2017 when he went to Trump tower to meet with Trump.  It was right before he was inaugurated, so it was a problem from the start.  That’s why it wouldn’t be false termination if he did it on day one.”

                “President Trump doesn’t like admitting when he’s wrong.  I doubt you’re going to get it.”

                ‘Me too, but if he makes America great and continues the growth and doing good things, then I’m okay with him not seeking my advice.  Either he had really good instincts or he’s got good people around him advising him.  Either way, I think he’s fair but I’m not going to say I hate President Trump because it’s just not true.”

                “No, I completely understand that.”

                “Alright then.”

                The plane lands in Arizona and Nouno and Abby plop on the couch to watch movies.  Although they’ve never been caught, certain places, like Portland, they felt better about because their local contacts made it almost impossible to get caught.  They enjoyed their time at home before work pulls them to some other location that you can’t see because you have to work.  There was no mention of Alfredo or Talaya on the news again. 

 

Monday, March 2, 2020

Theo the Trump Employee Episode 49 The Anti-Trump liars


                It was a fun weekend for Theo as the Conservative Political Action Committee (CPAC) was over the weekend.  This was an event where people get to listen to conservative and libertarian speakers and it is all capped off by President Donald Trump delivering a key note speech to rile everyone up.  That, however, was over the weekend.  Now, it is Monday so it’s back to the routine and back to work.  After work, Theo goes to American University and finds a college bar.  He’s especially excited about this visit because he knows how easily college kids panic and now with Americans having died from the Coronavirus, there are going to be a lot of scared college kids.  What do scared college kids do?  They drink.

                Theo orders a drink at the bar and sits and waits.  A girl with glasses is sitting next to him and Theo introduces himself, “Hi, I’m Theo”

                “I’m Taylor”

                Taylor has shoulder length brown hair with a sporty build and big breasts.  Theo declares, “Nice to meet you?  How’s your night going?”

                “Fine for a Monday I guess.  What brings you to a bar on a weekday?”

                “I spent a lot of money today so I’m trying to decompress and get over it?”

                “I hope it was on something good.”

                “It was; I’m going to Romania for EuroCup and I booked my flight.  I’m also going with some friends to Vegas in April so I had to book that flight and hotels.”

                “I love to travel.  That’s definitely a good use of your money.”

                “Yea, it was a little cheaper because my connecting flight is in Rome.”

                “Well yea, I mean, the Coronavirus hit Italy hard.  You don’t really want to go to Rome!”

                “It’s only for a 5.5 hour layover.”

                “Still, it’s highly contagious.  That’s plenty of time to get it.”

                “I’m not worried; I’ll take my discounted ticket and thank China for creating the virus because it gave me a lower price.”

                “I guess you haven’t turned on the news lately.”

                “Oh no, I have.  It’s despicable the way the Democrats are trying to politicize a pandemic.  They really are grotesque awful human beings.”

                “What?!” Taylor exclaimed, “You know, conservatives have brought this up a lot but Chuck Todd asked Mike Pence straight up and he didn’t have one example.”

                “I guess you weren’t listening.  Pence gave an example and then Todd cut him off and interrupted him.”

                “What example did he give?”

                “A NY Times author named Gail Collins wrote an article headlined, ‘Let’s just call it Trump’s virus.”

                “Well, you need to cut people off when they’re spinning.”

                “It’s not spinning.  He answered the question.  He was asked to give an example so he did.  Pence couldn’t remember the author’s name but he got the headline right.  Todd just screamed that it wasn’t helping.”

                “It isn’t though.”

                “And lying about President Trump being responsible for the virus helps?”

                “Well no, but neither does Trump calling it a hoax.”

                “He didn’t call it a hoax.  Politico lied about that.  Even Facebook fact checked it and deemed it false.  You know it’s bad when Trump-hating Facebook calls you a liar when you attack the president.”

                “Was there any truth?”

                “He called the media coverage of it just another ploy or hoax to attack him.  He likened it to Mueller and the impeachment.  He was very clear that the virus should be taken very seriously, which is why he has a task force but the hoax is with the Democrats stirring up hysteria over it.”

                “Well, that’s just one person.  It’s not like she has much pull.”

                “Not to be outdone, another NY Times writer named Maureen Dowd wrote an article called ‘Trump makes us ill.”

                “Was it about Coronavirus?”

                “Yes”

                “Fine, the New York Times hates Trump but you got to admit, he’s not very nice to them either.”

                “Doesn’t make it right to lie about him.  But fine, let’s go to the Washington Post.  They attacked Trump saying he ignored the lessons of the 1918 flu pandemic that killed millions but Trump has referenced that pandemic and started a travel ban for countries affected a month ago.  He’s done anything but ignore it; he even referenced it.”

                “The claim is that Democrats, not journalists, are politicizing it.”

                “Usually during elections a higher percentage of journalists for the Washington Post and New York Times vote Democrat than registered Democrats.”

                “Whatever, it’s not like they’re in charge of shit.  They’re paid to be provocative and raise awareness.  You can only do that by playing on people’s emotions.”

                “What do you call Biden and Bloomberg attacking President Trump for cutting the CDC and NIH funding?”

                “Well, it looks like a bad idea now doesn’t it?”

                “Except he didn’t.  In the new Congressional budget signed, he increased money to both organizations.”

                “Wait, so why did he say it?”

                “He talked about doing it but Congress vetoed him.”

                “There you go.  Imagine what would have happened if he got his way.”

                “First off, I don’t deal with hypotheticals.  Secondly, they lied.  They said he did cut funding but suggesting to cut funding and actually doing it are two very different things.  Even the associated press called Biden and Bloomberg out for lying.  The problem is, Biden is in congress so he knows he’s lying.  Bloomberg probably does too but at least he wasn’t actually involved in the veto and passing the new budget so he has some plausible deniability.  Biden has none.”

                “Didn’t Trump stop a scientist from talking about it?”

                “Also a Biden lie.  The scientist gave a press conference that he’s never been muzzled and he’s been on administrations since Reagan.  What happened was he cancelled media appearances because Pence was just named as head of the task force so he stepped aside to let Pence announce his plan.  People want to listen from the head of the task force before the scientists.”

                “You just have an answer for everything don’t you?”

                “No, I do not but I do have an answer to everything you brought up.  Now, we did journalists, senators and Democrat nominees for president, I guess we don’t have any House members.  Don’t you worry because Ted Lieu tweeted his outrage that President Trump called the virus a hoax, which we’ve already established is a lie. That’s what we call ‘gas lighting’ when you tell a lie often and accurate enough over and over that people start believing it.”

                “We got a little off topic.  I just think Todd’s point was that it’s not a big deal.”

                “Of course it’s a big deal!  These lies are working because Trump’s approval ratings tanked overnight because of these attacks.”

                “Fine, Todd was wrong but you got to admit; this is a serious problem.  Four people have already died in the United States.”

                “Between October 1, 2019 and February 22, 2020, it is estimated that 18,000 – 46,000 Americans have died from the flu.”

                “That’s a big range.”

                “Different people may classify cause of death as flu or something else.  Like, someone may die of a cold but he had cancer that destroyed his immune system so that’s what allowed the cold to kill him.  One person may take it as the fact that the cold is what killed him so score one for the common cold.  Other people would say he died of cancer because it doesn’t matter what was the final touch, cancer did most of the damage and contributed more to the death.”

                “Well, the epidemic just got started.”

                “Actually, the death rates have declined.  Even with the declining numbers, it’s still inflated because many people got the virus but didn’t seek treatment; they just got over it so they don’t count as a survivor.  The more survivors you don’t count, the higher the percentage of people who died from it is.”

                A large boy approximately 6’4” also with glasses and pale skin with a very broad frame approached, “How do you like that Donald Trump is responsible for the eight largest Dow drops in history?  Does he enjoy that record or win?”

                Theo turned to the man who was much larger than the 6’0” 224 pound Theo.  He smiled and announced, “Excellent, we were just talking about how percentages work so this topic fits right in.  You follow Andrew Junker right?”

                The smug look was off of the large boy’s face.  “Umm, yea.”

                “Notice how she used pure numbers for the decline.”

                “So what?  It’s still true.”

                “Yes, but it’s also misleading.  If she used percentages, then President Trump is nowhere near the top 10.  Andrea is properly named because her data is junk.”

                “What are the largest drops?”

                “The things that actually have names.  You got Black Monday and the 1929 crash that started the Great Depression are the top ones.”

                The boy walked away and Taylor turned to Theo and commented, “Like I said, you got an answer for everything.”

                “And like I said; only the things you college kids bring up.”

                “Us college kids?  I didn’t want to say anything but I had a feeling you looked a little old to be in a college bar.”

                “You would be correct.”

                “Do you go to American?”

                “No, I work at the White House.”

                “Ah, so that’s why you’re so knowledgeable and defend Trump.”

                “This is all public information you can look up yourself.”

                “I might do that.”

                “In the mean time, you’ve finished your drink.  Let me buy you another one.”

                Taylor smiled and Theo ordered two drinks as Theo was empty as well.  She remarked, “Thank you.”

                “Don’t mention it.”

                “I don’t want to be mean, but my friends are here….actually you know what….” Taylor looks off and waves at a couple that walked in. 

                They sit down and Taylor introduces Theo to her friends Victor and Doris.  She then remarks, “Theo is a Trump supporter and actually works at the White House.”

                A grin spreads across Theo’s face but that is why he came to these bars.  He was used to being outnumbered so this was just another day in his mission to lay down truth to college kids.  Victor replied, “Yea, well my guy is out.”

                “I’m guessing Buttigieg.”

                “Yea, how did you know?”

                “You seem upset so that means it just happened and Buttigieg just dropped out.”

                “Oh right, yea. Well it was weird because he sent a message that he was in it till the end and he wasn’t backing down then a couple days later he drops out.”

                “His advisors showed him the polling.  He was about to get destroyed in Super Tuesday tomorrow.”

                “He still could have tried.”           

                “He’s only 38.  He didn’t want to get humiliated.”

                Victor was thinner and short for a guy at 5’8” with tanned skin and buzzed hair.  He responded, “Well, you get right to the point.”

                “Yea, well, that’s the point right?  If he gets embarrassed then that’s what people will remember.  By dropping out now, he can come back in four years and run on winning the Iowa primary and finished well in the other states.  Nobody can point to a horrendous loss. “

                “So, it’s strategic.”

                “Yes, I mean he’ll be 42 in four years so he’s fine in the age department.  Before Corona, President Trump had his highest favorability rating.  I don’t anticipate the market to stay down as it gained 1,000 points today.”

                Taylor cut in, “Didn’t you just yell at someone for using the numbers.”

                “Fine, four percent.”

                “You’re right; it does sound much lower with percentages.”

                “Anyway, Buttiegieg is going to endorse Biden and they’re going to work together to make sure Bernie isn’t the nominee.”

                Victor looks up and concedes, “I hadn’t thought of that.”

                Doris shrugs her shoulders and poses, “What’s wrong with that?   I think with this Coronavirus scare, it just proves we need Medicare for all.”

                Theo retorted, “If that were true, then why is the government calling pharmaceutical companies and private health organizations to help them find a way to combat this?  The government tests haven’t been working and they’re struggling at identifying it so they’re going to private companies.  If we had Medicare for all, there would be no private medical facilities to help them.”

                “Where did you hear this?”

                “Not like it should matter because you should go on the merit of the argument but the Wall Street Journal.”

                Victor announced, “Well, I think that’s a good strategy because Biden has a better chance to beat Trump than Bernie.”

                Theo laughed, “Are you kidding?  With all the gaffes he has?  He told a group of Democrats that if they benefited from the tax cuts, he’s going to raise taxes on them.  Those were his supporters.  President Trump will play that clip every day till the election.  Most people don’t want to hear that you’re going to raise their taxes.”

                Doris fired back, “I just don’t think Trump will win.  I mean, he lost the popular vote before.  You want to talk about gaffes, he has just as many as Biden.  There’s so many scandals and smoke…”

                “All discredited and nothing even close to a conviction.”

                “Still, where there’s smoke there’s fire.”

                “Oh no, if you keep lying about the fire, there’s still no fire.”

                “Whatever, all I’m saying is that I don’t think anyone that didn’t vote for him in 2016 will vote now.”

                “You are sorely mistaken.  People like more money in their 401k’s and in their wallets from the tax cuts.  Before, nobody knew if he could do what he said but he has for the most part.  Now, he actually has a record to run on instead of talk.  Candace Owens, the leader of the blexit movement and one of President Trump’s biggest supporters, didn’t vote for him in 2016.  Now, President Trump is polling between 34-42% amongst black voters.  I credit her movement but other people were involved too.  It used to be that Republicans believed victory was certain if they got 15% but they haven’t really been able to get that number.  According to the polls, President Trump is more than double the number.”

                “He gets attacked by his own party.”

                “The Democrats have been throwing a three year hissy fit that has turned people off of them too.  To the point that a former Never-Trumper like billionaire Paul Singer has decided to buy a large stake of twitter in the hopes to buy a controlling interest later to oust Jack Dorsey as CEO.”

                “Can he do that?”

                “Yes, because of the type of public company twitter is.”

                “What does Paul Singer do?”

                “No, you want to know why he’s doing it.  He’s doing it because he doesn’t like how twitter bans conservatives and suppresses their content.  By buying the controlling interest, he can fire Dorsey and have twitter be fair and not discriminate against anyone.”

                “I don’t think twitter does that.  Trump tweets all the time.”

                “He does, but he’s not the only conservative.  PragerU has had hundreds of videos banned from twitter.  Laura Loomer has been banned entirely for bringing up the hypocrisy that feminists say nothing about Sharia Law.  Some are more subtle and they just take away their followers or decrease the number of likes and comments so it looks like the post didn’t do as well as it did.”

                “No way”

                “It’s very well documented.  To the point that Singer is acquiring the company in the most expensive and frustrating way.”

                “Not to mention underhanded.  Why even do this?  Trump hates when people attack him.”

                “Actually President Trump tweeted out his praise for Singer.  The president rewards loyalty.  If you defend him, he’ll have your back.”

                “Let’s get back to Medicare for all.”

                “It hasn’t worked in any country it has been tried.  It always leads to rationing medical care, which leads to unnecessary deaths.”

                “Trump went after ObamaCare, he took out the one thing that made it work; the individual mandate.”

                “No, it didn’t work.  It decimated our economy.  I’ll agree that the remnants of it are absolutely retarded but that’s why the Supreme Court is ruling on if it’s even constitutional.  The courts may do what President Trump couldn’t; destroy ObamaCare for good.”

                “You seem excited by this.”

                “I am.  You probably aren’t because you wanted to be on mommy and daddy’s health insurance till your 26.”

                Doris turned to Taylor, “Can we go now?”           

                “Where?”

                “Away from him!” nodding at Theo

                Theo shrugged his shoulders and Victor and Doris got up.  Taylor gave a grimace and offered, “Well, I enjoyed talking to you but I gotta be with my friends since I was scheduled to meet up with them.”

                “I understand, I need to go home anyway.  My body doesn’t recover as quickly as it did when I was your age and I do need to go to work tomorrow.”

                Theo closed his tab and left the bar.  As he got on the train, a man that looked like Christopher Lloyd in Back to the Future is on the train with his wife.  He exclaimed, “The Times just told us who Case Agent 1 was.  Some guy named ‘Stephen Somma’”

                “I thought it was Joe Pientka”

                “I did too.  I guess I’m kind of happy because it’s always been the same players.  It’s nice to have some new blood.”

                “Who was Case agent one?”

                “Stefan Halper’s handler.”

                “Yea, the CIA spy at Cambridge.”

                “Yes, but what I don’t understand is why the Times leaked it now.”

                Theo rejoined, “They’re trying to get ahead of the Durham report.”

                Theo didn’t know if he would be reprimanded for interrupting or if they’d let him join the conversation but it was worth a shot.  The man uttered, “So, Somma was involved in the opening of Crossfire Hurricane.”

                “Yea, now that we can decode the IG report and who ‘case agent one’ is, we know that he was all over the opening of Crossfire Hurricane.”

                “I’m a little rusty on my Horowitz report.  How do you figure?”

                “First, you got to ask the right question.”

                “Which is?”

                “Why did Somma push the FBI to open a FISA on Carter Page right after Crossfire Hurricane; August 10 to be exact?”

                “I have wondered that since the FBI insists that it was open because of Papadopoulos but we all know that’s horse shit by now.”

                “Right, but why Page?”

                “That’s the million dollar question.”

                “Well, let me try to answer.  Remember, the best lies have an element of truth so yes the FBI lied but what bits of truth did they stick in there to make it believable or to just cover their asses and claim people misunderstood?”

                “From what I understand, everything in the dossier was a lie.”

                “That is true but the FBI claims they didn’t see the dossier until September 19, 2016.”

                “Yea, but they’re lying.”

                “They are but the truth in the lie is they said that it was seen first by the FBI field office in New York.  Recall that the claim isn’t the FBI didn’t see it; it’s that the agents who opened Crossfire Hurricane didn’t see it.”

                “I’m with you so far.”

                “Stephen Somma worked in the FBI field office in New York in a division that specialized in Russia.”

                The wife inquired, “I got a question.  Why does the FBI even bother to lie about why they opened it up?  They’re the FBI; they can open an investigation for whatever reason they want.”

                “They don’t want to be embarrassed and have to admit that they opened an investigation because Hillary paid them to through Fusion GPS.  It ruins the credibility of the FBI if people think they can just buy an investigation so long as it filters or launders through an oppositional research company.”

                “I hadn’t thought of that.”

                “Anyway, that answers the question because Carter Page is the main target of the dossier and Somma worked in the office that got it, so he’s the one that pushed the FBI to open the FISA into Carter Page because that’s what the dossier told him.”

                The man put up his hands, “Whoa, whoa whoa, hold on.  There has been a lot of connections in England for the dirt.  They didn’t need Somma when they had Pientka, Comey and Strzok.”

                “What if I told you that Somma spoke at an intelligence seminar at Cambridge with Richard Dearlove about Russian illegals?”

                “I would say you found the connection.  Dearlove was Steele’s boss and Halper was a professor at Cambridge who resigned citing too many Russian intelligence but he taught a class with one of the premier Russian intelligence officials.”

                “Trubnikov, who Steele cites as a source of his.”

                “According to the IG report, Somma knew that Halper met the subjects of the Crossfire Hurricane investigation.”

                “Wow, the no name guy might have been the one who set the whole thing up?”

                “I’m not so sure about that.  The FBI gets duped and played a lot in Spygate.  I think they wanted to be tricked because they hated President Trump but I’m not sure if they knew the whole time then Halper may have been handling Somma instead of the other way around.”

                “That makes more sense since Halper orchestrated the whole thing by bringing Sam Clovis, Carter Page, George Papadopoulos and Paul Manafort to England.”

                “This is where the IG report gets interesting.”

                “How so?”

                “It says that an investigation was open for Page, Stein and Manafort on August 10.  The next day, Somma and Halper are meeting with the FBI and suddenly the August 10 memo in the dossier has Mike Flynn’s name thrown in there.”

                The wife inquires, “How do you know it was thrown in at the last minute?”

                “It’s in a different format as the other names.  The other names have the full last name in caps but Flynn’s name is written normally.”

                The man pronounces, “Why Flynn?”

                “Exactly.  Somma had no issue with Flynn, he was in the New York field office and got a dossier that’s mostly about Carter Page and Donald Trump.  Mike Flynn is a lower character.  Stefan Halper, however, has been trying to destroy Flynn since 2014 for speaking out to Obama about the Iran deal and how bad of an idea it was.  Halper must have been pissed when they glossed over Flynn and opened an investigation on the other guys because he’d been working on nailing Flynn for two years.  His fury paid off because he and Somma convinced the FBI to open a case against Flynn on August 16, presumably not to make it suspicious.”

                “For someone that never worked in politics, Somma jumped right in huh?”

                “He lied about that.  He’s been heavily involved in politics since the 1970s.”

                “I think you’re right about Halper being the real puppet master.  He was spying on Flynn for a while before his meeting with Carter Page.”

                “And according to Somma, it was serendipitous that Halper had contacts with three of the four Crossfire Hurricane participants and he just happened to fall in his lap.  It was also incredible he knew Mike Flynn too.”

                “Yea, it’s such a big coincidence; it seems completely preposterous it can be true.  Nobody is that stupid but you’d think if he was the master mind, he would have come up with a better explanation.  This makes more sense to me; Somma was involved but Halper was handling him. “

                “Or Steele and Dearlove were handling Halper who was handling Somma by telling Halper to report to the FBI and what to tell Somma and Pientka.”

                “I guess it doesn’t change much.  Either the FBI got duped or Somma knew where the information was coming from and didn’t care that it was based on a salacious and unverified document or from CIA spies that were using England to spy on American citizens.”

                “I’m leaning toward the latter.”

                “Yea me too.”

                They rode in silence and the couple got off first.  A couple stops later, Theo exited the train in Rockville, Maryland where he lived.  He got ready for bed and prepared for another day at the White House tomorrow. 

 

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