Larry was visiting the city he
grew up in, Cleveland Ohio. While he was
there, he met up with his high school girlfriend who was a nurse at the
Cleveland Clinic. Larry would never
bring this up to her but he vividly remembered when Tatiana was contemplating
what to pursue in college, she was between being a teacher or nurse. Larry recommended nurse because of one
incident when he was about to make a turn but couldn’t see if there was
oncoming cars because of parked cars on the side. His solution to this was to gun the car
around the turn. As he did, he slammed
the break as a car came speeding towards him.
The car passed, in what Larry perceived, as inches from his car. The experience shook him up so much that he
froze. In the corner of his eye, he
could see Tatiana turn to him to scold him but after seeing how shaken up he
was, she instead put her hands on his back and soothingly said, “It’s okay
Larry, we’re alright”
What happened next, Larry
describes as one of the only times in his life he felt he didn’t have control
over his body. He could feel knots in
his shoulder and back unwind as they dropped about two inches. A calm consumed his body and he made the turn
composed. Reminiscent of Daniel Larusso
in Karate Kid when Mr. Miagi cured
his shoulder, Larry interrogated Tatiana as to how she did that. He then told her she should be a nurse
because she has a very soothing and medicinal touch. They are now meeting up to watch the Ukraine
hearings as Tatiana is Ukrainian. As the
hearing concludes, Devin Nunes declares, “For those of you at home, it’s time
to change the channel, turn down the volume and hide the kids; put them to
bed. I yield my time to Mr. Schiff for
story time hour.”
Larry bursts out laughing and
actually keels over. Tatiana chuckles
and asks, “Are you going to be able to pull through?”
After a while, Larry stops
laughing and Tatiana poses, “Isn’t it sad that something as serious as an
impeachment hearing is relegated to a comedy routine?”
“Did you listen to the witnesses
this week? It was a comedy routine. If there was anything serious or to the phone
call, then maybe the Republicans would take it seriously but it was clearly a
waste of America’s time and tax money.”
“Well, Sondland did admit that
it was a quid pro quo.”
“Actually, he said he presumed
it was. He later admitted that aid was
not tied to investigating Biden and there was no quid pro quo and when he
called Trump. Trump said he wanted nothing, he just wanted Ukrainian President
Zelensky to do the right thing and do what he ran on.”
“Yea, then he admitted that Zelensky
ran on fighting corruption so the presumption should have been that Trump
wanted Zelensky to fight corruption.”
“Well, you’re Ukrainian. Do you
have any specific insight in this?”
“Nope, but I do like that the
president isn’t pro-Russia.”
“Well, yea you’re western
Ukrainian so you hate Russians.”
“You don’t have to be Ukrainian
to see it for what it was. Our
congressman Mike Turner really put the nail in the coffin.”
“Well, we did record it. Let’s
rewind that.”
Tatiana rolled her eyes but let
him do it. There was Mike Turner asking about
a link between security link and opening investigations that Sondland mentioned
in the opening statement. Turner
inquires, “Noone on this planet told you that President Donald Trump was tying
aid to these investigations. Is that
correct?”
Sondland responds, “Yes”
Turner: “So
you really have no testimony today that ties President Trump to a scheme to
withhold aid from Ukraine In exchange for these investigations?”
“Other than my own presumption”
“Which is nothing….Made up
testimony is when I presume it.”
Tatiana turns off the TV and
transitions, “Do you still overpay for regular women to fuck you?”
“I do”
“Well, I may have someone for
you.”
“Oh yea?”
“Yea, she’s a resident. Cute as a button. About 5’4”, long black hair. She’s Greek like you and she’s got big
breasts and a nice round butt. She’s got
a little bit of a gut so it’s not the ridiculously unproportioned hourglass
shape that a lot of you Greeks have.”
“How old?”
“Mid to late 20s, I never really
asked.”
“Is she cool?”
“Yea, and all our doctors are
forced to get STD testing so I can vouch that she’s clean.”
“What does she want?”
“You’ll see. I want you to be surprised. I’ll set it up.”
“Alright then.”
A couple days later, Tatiana invites
Larry to her house. As he comes over, he
sees the girl and Larry introduces himself, “Hi I’m Larry.”
“I’m Despina” she says with the
kind of smile that’s full of perfectly straight pearly white teeth and melts
men.
“Nice to meet you.”
“Likewise, we were just talking
about the impeachment hearings.”
“That debacle?”
“Yea, I can’t really figure out
why Sondland completely contradicted himself.”
“Well he tried to play both
sides of the story.”
“Well, Sondland owns a bunch of
hotels and is relatively wealthy.
Liberals have been threatening his family and picketing his hotels for
saying that Trump didn’t have a quid pro quo in the closed hearings.”
“How did they even know about
that?”
“Schiff leaked it and then the
Republicans leaked the counter. He just
wanted to appease the mob but not commit perjury.”
“Yea, Representative Tucker
exposed CNN for their false headline.”
“The funny thing is CNN wasn’t
even the worst of it.”
“What do you mean?”
“The AP printed that Trump
contradicted Sondland’s testimony when he said that Sondland testified that
during their phone call, President Trump told Sondland that he wanted
nothing. It was actually CNN that
tweeted back to them that what they said was false in that Sondland did testify
to that. You know it’s bad when you
attack the President and CNN calls you out for lying.”
“Or maybe they’re just not fake
news like the President says.”
“Oh, no they are. Telling the truth once doesn’t make you
honest.”
“Well, I can see where your bias
lies.”
“Yup; the facts”
“Anyway!” interrupted Tatiana,
“We were going to watch Tanked”
“Do you like that show?” Despina asked
Larry
“Actually I do.”
As they sit and watch the show,
during a commercial, Despina announces, “I do think it was ridiculous by the Republicans
to try to out the whistleblower. I mean
his anonymity is protected by law.”
“Actually it’s not. Despite what that sleazy liar Schiff claims,
the whistleblower has no statutory right to privacy and anonymity. The only protection is from being fired,
punished, denied a promotion in any way due to his actions.”
“Really?”
“Yea, the only protection is
from the ICIG”
“Who’s that?”
“The Intelligence Community
Inspector General, basically the guy you should blow the whistle to. Anyone else, including the president, is fair
game.”
“It would be interesting how
non-biased people saw it.”
“Obviously, I’m biased but
aren’t you non-biased?”
“Yea, and I wasn’t too
impressed.”
“Well, here are some polls to
tell you you’re not in the minority. 53%
of Wisconsin voters oppose impeachment now.
Two weeks ago, the MU poll had support for impeachment at 44%; now it’s
down to 40%.”
“I’ve never heard of the MU poll
and who cares about Wisconsin?”
“Well, it’s a swing state but
fine let’s go to Morning Consult. They
found that among independents, support for impeachment dropped 10 points in the
last two weeks and is now at 40%.”
“Well, I can see that but they
were really trying to damage Trump for the 2020 election.”
“According to Gallup, they
failed in that endeavor too as President Trump’s approval ratings have ticked
up since Schiff began impeachment hearings.”
“There really is no silver
lining for the Democrats then is there?”
“Nope”
“Alright”
They finished watching the show
and Tatiana realizes that they want to talk about the hearings. Despina pronounces, “I thought of something
else. Did anyone ask about the validity
of what Trump thinks about the allegations of Ukrainian corruption?”
Tatiana uttered, “Yea, I can
speak to this”
“I’m all ears”
“So, I looked at Ukrainian
newspapers and Ukraine has widened their probe against the Burisma founder.”
“To what?”
“Apparently he embezzled money
from state funds.”
Larry chimed in, “Like, a lot of
money?”
“The equivalent of $ 33 million
that belonged to Ukraine’s central bank.”
“What about Hunter Biden?”
“Apparently Zlochevsky,
Burisma’s CEO, laundered 16 million dollars to Hunter Biden that they’re
looking into.”
“Yea, now that there are no
Democrats to tell Ukraine who to prosecute and who not to, they are free to
look into all this.”
Despina fired back, “Holmes
testified that there was no do-not-prosecute list.”
Tatiana responded, “Yea but he
lied. The former ambassador Yovanovich
& George Kent admitted it in their testimony. Kent acknowledged that he signed a letter
pressuring Ukrainians not to look into AnTAC”
Larry remarked, “Which is a
George Soros group and we all know how much money he gives to the Democrats.”
“The big thing is that they
pressured them not to look into Yuriy Luschenko, who was Nellie Ohr’s source”
“Nellie Ohr works for Fusion
GPS, which drafted the dossier that started the Russian collusion hoax.” Larry
offered
Confused, Despina retorted, “I
thought Holmes said Lutsenko retracted the story that he was pressured.”
Larry fired back, “Another lie.”
Despina looked back at Tatiana
who nodded and piled on, “Even the New York Times admitted that.”
“And while all this was going
on, President Trump flipped the 11th circuit court, which covers
Florida. It is now Republican.”
Despina replied, “Yea, I haven’t
really been following that but he does have a Republican majority Senate so
might as well make use of it. What about
Fiona Hill?”
“Ehh, saying that the Ukrainians
meddling in the 2016 election was a fictional narrative is ridiculous. Politico even wrote an article entitled
“Efforts by Ukraine to sabotage Trump backfires.”
Tatiana exclaims, “Anyway, let’s
go back to less serious topics. What did
you think of ‘Tanked’ Larry?”
Larry shrugs his shoulders,
“I’ve seen it before. I like the show. They got cool fish tanks.”
Despina smiled and cried out, “I
love that show. It would be so cool to
have one. I mean, normal fish tanks are
boring but if I could get a personal one with exotic fish, it would be
amazing.”
With that statement, Larry
figured out why he was invited and what she was getting at. He grinned and expressed, “What would you be
willing to do for one?”
Despina’s eyes got wide and she
clammed up. She timidly mumbled, “I
don’t know, I mean, even If I become a doctor, I’ll never be able to afford one
of those. They’re ridiculously expensive.
That’s why all the people on there are celebrities with oodles of money.”
“Yea, but you’re pretty enough
to get some billionaire to buy one for you.”
“I didn’t study my ass off and
go through medical school and currently am killing myself in residency just to
marry a man and be taken care of.”
“Who said anything about
marry? Just for one night.”
“It would be nice to come home
from these 30 hour shifts to some cool fish.”
“There you go. You don’t want to wait. While you’re still in residency, you could
get someone to do it and then you got a cool fish tank.”
“Well, if I got the offer, then
maybe I’d think about it” Despina declared with a sly smile and a look to say
it was a ridiculous scenario
“I’m not really talking
hypothetically, I’m making you that offer.”
Despina’s eyes widened and she
turned to Tatiana who gave her a guilty look and shrugged her shoulders as if
to apologetically confess that’s why she invited them there.”
“When do I have to decide?”
“As long as you want. I don’t want to pressure you. Either you’re willing to do it or you’re
not.”
“Can we discuss this over
dinner?”
“Yea, absolutely”
“Let me sleep on it.”
“So, we’ll meet tomorrow for dinner?”
“Yea, sure.”
Larry uses that as his cue to
leave and he does. He knows that Despina
is going to ask Tatiana a lot of questions about him and whatever Tatiana says
is going to influence Despina’s decision.
As Tatiana was very
complementary, Despina decides she’ll have dinner with him. The next day, Larry calls her and they agree
to dinner. As they sit down, Despina
expresses, “I don’t want to talk about the proposal. I got more questions about Ukraine.”
“Alright”
“You said that they meddled. How so?”
“A bunch of ways. The Ukrainian ministers openly attacked Trump
and called him a clown because he said he would contemplate recognizing Crimea
as Russians since the people live there believe themselves to be Russian.”
“Is that true?”
“Yes, but that doesn’t make it
right. History has proven that the
ministers were wrong. Unlike Obama,
President Trump gave military aid to Ukraine.
He still hasn’t recognized Crimea as Russia and he put more sanctions on
Russia so he’s not as pro-Russia as the Ukraine ministers thought he was.”
“They’re just giving their opinion.”
“They’re just giving their opinion.”
“Well, the Russian meddling was
based on Facebook posts so op-ed pieces should qualify. Even if you don’t believe that though, the
Ukrainian ambassador to the United States, Valeriy Chaly, made a statement that
President’s Trump position on Crimea was troubling to Ukraine and Kiev doesn’t
want it.”
“Again, just someone posting his
opinion in a paper.”
“A Ukraine Parliamentarian named
Leschenko gave the black ledger to DNC operative Alexandra Chalupa. The black ledger was a hoax document used to
take down Manafort, who was President Trump’s campaign manager. That was a direct attack from Ukraine government
officials against President Trump since they thought he was Pro-Russian.”
“Is that the guy Tatiana was
saying was the source for Nellie Ohr and Fusion GPS?”
“Yes”
“Now, you’re making a good point
about Ukraine meddling.”
“Just to pile on, Ukraine’s
president at the time Porochenko had a meeting set up with Alexandra Chalupa to
discuss how to take down Manafort by linking him to the pro-Russian candidate
he just beat named Yanukovych.”
“I think you just convinced
me. There’s a lot of people in Ukraine’s
government, including the president, attacking the campaign manager for Trump.”
“Yup”
“Alright, let’s talk about other
things.”
They change topics and have a
nice dinner. At the end, Despina
asserted, “About your offer. I’ll do
it.”
“Alright, let’s go back to my
hotel.”
“Yea, okay”
Larry stops by at a liquor store
and gets a small bottle of tequila, salt and lemon slices. They go back to Larry’s hotel and Larry takes
off his clothes and Despina does the same.
-
Despina wrapped her arms around Larry’s neck kissing him on the mouth. They made out as they meandered over to the
bed. Despina lied down on her back and
Larry placed a condom over his erect penis.
Despina had her legs straight up in front of Larry and Larry threw his
upper body against them pushing them back towards Despina’s head as he lunged
himself behind her vaginal walls. He
rocked back and forth with Despina’s legs following his progress while his
hands reached around her legs and played with her breasts. Larry then grabbed her by the arm and pulled
her to her feet. He turned her around
and bent her over the table with the contents for a tequila shot. He placed his hands on each of her butt cheek
and squeezed hard as he eased himself into her penetrating her birth canal from
the rear. He humped her as he squeezed
her butt pushing her hips against the table as he drove himself into her. Despina said, “Man, you really like my ass. Maybe your covering something up.” as she
smiled at the end.
Larry smiled and pulled out. He
grabbed lubrication from the table and doused the area where Despina’s butt
cheeks met with it. Larry said, “See
where your big mouth is going to get you” as he jerked his penis into her
buttocks.
He reached around and fondled her breasts and
kissed her neck. Despina grinded her
hips surrendering to Larry. Larry swept
her legs and wrapped them around his waist followed by picking up her upper
body. Despina reached around and grabbed
the back of Larry’s neck holding herself upright as Larry used his right hand
to fondle her breasts and his right to feel the path from her cervix toward the
womb stopping at the G spot. As he was
doing so, he used his thumb to stimulate the clitoris and surrounding area. Despina climaxed and Larry switched
hands. When Despina let out a guttural
scream again, he let her down, pulled out of her anus and slammed himself back
into her vagina. He hoisted her up in
the same manner as his hands returned to their original tasks. This time Despina’s screaming came quicker as
he switched hands again. He twisted his
body to face the bed and dropped Despina unceremoniously to the bed face
down. He rolled her over to find her
smiling widely. Larry looked at her
lustfully and mounted her undercutting her hamstrings with his arms bringing
her knees to his shoulders. He shoved
her legs behind her head and pinned them down as she pummeled his way deep
inside her. Despina moaned with delight
and Larry pulled out and, since Despina’s waist was in the air exposing her anus,
he drilled her rectum once again with his penis. Larry caressed her legs with his hands and
kissed her lips, breasts and neck.
After a bit, Larry picked up Despina
and she dropped her legs to wrap them around his waist with her arms around his
neck kissing him. Larry carried her to
the shower and turned the water on. He
grabbed soap and covered Despina’s body in it.
Despina jumped up and wrapped her limbs around Larry once again as he
pinned her against the wall with his hands being squished between her butt and
the wall. His tongue was passionately
working its way against Despina’s in her mouth.
His mouth dropped to her breasts and Despina protruded her breasts into
his face. Larry’s face buried in her
breasts as semen shot out of his shaft trying to make its way into Despina but was
held back by the condom. As his body
tensed up, Despina realized what was happening and was disappointed that it was
over.
Larry walks to the bed and lies
down panting. Despina’s breath is a
little heavy but it wouldn’t be considered panting. She remarks, “I think you’re against
Democrats. Let me ask what you think
about Sanders and that we’re all going to be dead in eight years.”
“This is like the 214th
time they’ve made this claim in the last 100 years. All the timelines have been wrong and they
keep moving the goalposts.”
“They got to be right
eventually.”
“Maybe, but if people really
believed this then why is waterfront property still really expensive?”
“Well, it hasn’t happened yet.”
“You buy property to appreciate
over time. You’re really going to pay
millions of dollars for something that’s going to be under water in eight
years?”
“Well, they don’t believe it.”
“Everything is based on supply
and demand. If a majority of people
believed this, as global warmists claim, then nobody would want it. With the decrease demand, there would be a
lower price.”
“I’m not sure.”
“How about this? If there’s going to be a massive draught, how
come farmers aren’t selling their farmland?
It’s going to be worthless in eight years, so get out while you can.”
“Farmers are generally
conservative.”
“San Francisco, probably the
most liberal city in the country, sold bonds.
When you sell bonds, you have to disclose all the risks associated with
them. Nowhere in the risks is that the
whole city may be under water in eight years so they’re not going to be able to
pay them back.
“You really thought a lot about
this.”
“I think a lot about
everything.”
“Alright fine, no Bernie what
about Kamala Harris.”
“it was just weird when she was
bragging about how she’s a fighter because she took on Kavanaugh, Bill Barr and
Jeff Session so she can take on Trump.”
“Yea, Trump is a little bit more
of a formidable opponent than those three.”
“Not just that, but she lost all
three battles. All three of those people
got confirmed. She failed.”
Despina looks to the side and
then up. “See, that’s why I agreed. You’re not just some dumbass that throws his
money around; you actually are fun to talk to and are smart.”
“Thank you, I like talking to
you too.”
“I hate to bring this up but…..”
“What kind of tank do you want?”
“Well, I’m going to let them
decide the fish in one tank but I want a predator tank with Oscars and piranhas
and stuff. The other will just be exotic
fish.”
“Alright”
Despina lies next to Larry and
snuggles with him. Larry obliges and
falls asleep quickly. The next day,
Despina gets dressed and leaves. She
calls professional custom tank makers to appraise what she wants. She agrees on a design that’s personal to her
and gets her fish. Larry picks up the
bill and pays it. After that, he had no
interaction with Despina, which is what she wanted because with the long hours
at the hospital she really had no time for anything else.
