Theo the Trump Supporter Episode 36 Wh's Witness Is it

                It is day two of the impeachment hearing and Adam Schiff is presiding over his House intelligence committee as he is the chairman.  Over at the White House, employees are glued to their TV sets to see what will transpire.  Most of them are confident that their boss will not be removed from office so they are about to view without worry of chaos that will ensue at their place of employment.  The first witness they call is Tim Morrison, who is a member of the National Security Council (NSC).  The NSC is where the whistleblower Eric Ciaramella worked so that is why he is seen as a key witness since he works for the same agency that raised concerns over President Trump’s conversation with Ukrainian president Zelensky that they based the impeachment inquiry on.  Morrison is asked, “Ambassador Taylor’s statement relates that you told him the President doesn’t want to provide any assistance at all. Is that true?”

                Morrison responds, “Yes”

                “Can you help me understand what that meant?”

                “The President’s general antipathy to foreign aid as well as his concern that the Ukrainians are not paying their fair share, as well as his concerns when our aid would be misused because of the view that Ukraine has a significant corruption problem (P79).”

                There’s a lot of puzzled faces in the viewing audience at the White House.  Morrison just contradicted the entire narrative.  Schiff and the Democrats said that President Trump withheld the aid because he wanted them to investigate Hunter Biden and Burisma.  Morrison is now saying that this was the general policy that he had.  He went on to say that President Trump was especially worried about Ukraine since they don’t pay their fair share and have a long history of corruption so the aid may be misused.  One White House employee, Theo, blurts out, “This is Schiff’s witness right?”

                “Yes”

                “So the Democrats’ own witness just completely destroyed their narrative.”

                “It would appear so yes.”

                Later, Morrison brings up that he was concerned about Colonel Vindman’s judgment.  When pressed, Morrison revealed that he had discussions with Dr Mills in the transition team and their strength and weaknesses.  Fiona and others had raised concerns about Alex’s (Vindman) judgment.

                Theo comments to the TV, “Whatever happened to nobody can question Colonel Vindman because he was in the military?  Schiff said nothing to Morrison.”

                “it’s his witness”

                “Yea, some witness.” Theo said sarcastically. 

                After the Morrison debacle, the White House employees had a new found interest. They wanted to see just how much damage the Democrats were going to self-inflict with this hoax.  They called Marie Yovanovitch who was the ambassador to Ukraine until President Trump fired her.  She is being questioned by Chris Steward who is a Republican representative from Utah.  Stweard inquires, “Do you have any evidence that President Trump received a bribe?”

                “No” Yovanovitch responds

                “Do you have any information that a crime involving the president happened at all?”

                “No”

                Theo adds, “Then why are you at an impeachment hearing?”

                The room laughs but they are a little stunned at how ridiculous the witnesses are.  It is now John Radcliffe’s turn to ask questions.  He poses, “If you were focused on ending corruption in Ukraine while appointed by Obama.  Is it your testimony that only one Ukrainian company interested Biden and Obama and that was the one Hunter Biden worked for?”

                “Yes”

                “You understood from Secretary George Kent that Hunter’s arrangement in Burisma caused him enough concern that it was a conflict of interest.  Do you recall and agree with that?”

                “Yes, I think it could raise the appearance of a conflict of interest.”

                The hearing goes from bad to worse as Schiff refuses to recognize or let any members yield their time to Representative Elise Stefanik, one of the few Republican representatives in New York.  He constantly bangs his gavel and refuses to let her speak and says the gentlewoman will not be recognized and will suspend.  It is an egregious abuse of power and the fact that Schiff gets away with it sickens the White House employees watching, especially the women who believe a man silencing a woman is reprehensible.  That set the mood for the rest of the work day.  At the end of the day, Theo goes to American University to see what college kids are saying at the local watering hole also known as a bar.  He sees a girl with short black hair, a round face and proportioned body sitting at the bar.  He walks over there with a drink and introduces himself.  Normally he waits for people to start talking about politics and he injects himself in the conversation but he breaks from his routine this time.  He utters, “Hi, I’m Theo.”

                “I’m Stella”

                “Nice to meet you”

                “Likewise.”

                “Did you see the impeachment hearings?”

                “I did.  I wish they asked more questions of Yovanovitch though.”

                “Like what?”

                “Well John Radcliffe grilled her pretty hard.”

                “Well, she said she was focused on exposing corruption in Ukraine and ignored the biggest corruption scandal that the country had.  Radcliffe had to bring that up to discredit her because she should be discredited because you can’t claim to be about ending corruption and then not care about Burisma, which may be the most corrupt agency in Ukraine.”

                “Would you say that if she was a man?”

                “Of course I would.  Yovanovitch complains about getting fired but she was very vocal how much she hated Trump overseas.  Aside from that, it is standard practice for presidents to fire all the ambassadors of the previous administration.  Obama did it in 2008, so just at face value it doesn’t mean anything but President Trump actually had just cause to fire Yovanovitch and he didn’t even need any. “

                “I guess when you have a tag line in a TV show, ‘you’re fired,’ that should’ve been a clue.”

                “There you go.”

                “I don’t know I just felt bad for her.”

                “I didn’t.  earlier she released a statement that neither Biden or Obama ever raised the topic of Burisma and Hunter Biden to her but then in her deposition to be confirmed, she informs the committee that during preparation for the questions she may be asked at the confirmation hearing, Obama and Biden specifically prepared her on questions about Bursima and Hunter Biden.”

                “Yea, but the answer was to refer the question to Vice President Joe Biden’s office.”

                “Joe Biden claimed he didn’t know anything about Hunter and Burisma either.”

                “Well, then he’s the one that’s lying since he felt his office was fully prepared to answer the question.  Call him out.”

                “I call them both out.  I think they’re both lying.”

                “At least you’re consistent but I don’t think Yovanovitch is lying.  They didn’t talk about it because they just told her to refer it to Joe Biden.”

                “If she’s going to be the highest US official in Ukraine, don’t you thinks he should be a little curious and know about their largest energy company?”

                “Maybe but that doesn’t mean she did.  Why is Radcliffe attacking her anyway?”

                “He believes that the Democrats are doing all this because they’re trying to beat the IG report”

                “Well that’s obviously a conspiracy theory.”

                “When every witness testified today that President Trump is not guilty of a high crime, misdemeanor or bribery, then why was there an impeachment hearing?”

                A boy walked over and interrupted, “You have to admit man, between Russia and Ukraine, there’s too much smoke to not be fire.”

                “No, I don’t have to admit that.  Especially since both Russian collusion and the Trump phone call are the same hoax.  In your case, you looked at the same smoke and thought it was two different ones.”

                “How do you figure?”

                “Marie Yovanovitch testified that Serhiy Luschenko helped the DNC and Alexandra Chalupa to dig up dirt on Paul Manafort to hurt Trump.  Luschenko was the one that gave the DNC the black ledger, which was a fake document about Manfort’s corruption.”

                “What does that have to do with Yovanovitch?”

                “Yovanovitch wrote a letter to the prosecutor general of Ukraine, after Biden got the previous one fired, that he shouldn’t prosecute Leschenko.  Leschenko was also the source for Michael Isikoff, the reporter that first leaked the fake dossier. It’s the same person involved in both hoaxes.”

                “I don’t know about all that but I talk to people and there’s just too many scandals for there not to be something.”

                “Not sure who you’re talking to considering Rasmussen shows Trump’s approval rating at 50%.  Given that it was 46% four days ago before these hearings started, I’d say the people you talk to aren’t representative of the country.”

                “That still means 50% of people don’t like him.”

                “At this point in his presidency, Obama was only 49%.”

                “One point; who cares?”

                “You should.  Especially since Rasmussen also found that voters wanted to hear about Ukraine and Burisma from Joe and Hunter Biden.”

                “Joe is running for president.”

                “So that makes him above the law?”

                The boy storms off and Stella doesn’t miss a beat.  She declares, “I didn’t like what happened with Elise Stefanik though”

                “At least you’re consistent”

                “What do you mean?”

                “You said you don’t like men silencing or going hard after women.  What Schiff did was much worse than what Radcliffe did.”

                “Oh, no question.  Schiff was really obnoxious.”

                “With all his gavel hitting and telling her she’s not recognized and she will suspend.  Fuck that misogynistic pig.”

                “He only did it because Stefanik is doing real damage to the Democrats.  That’s why they target her.  What’s really sad is the media and twitter piled on.  One even called her ‘trash.”

                “That’s fucked up.”

                “I agree; not the mention hypocritical since when Kamala Harris was interrupted at the Senate hearings, everyone criticized the committee and made her out to be a victim hero.”

                “There was even a hashtag, ‘Trashy Stefanik’; that’s just wrong.”

                “Agreed”

                Theo closes his tab and after he writes in the tip, the bartender cries out, “Go squad, the future of America.”

                The bar cheers and Theo smiles and fires back, “You know that 75% of them are being investigated for campaign finance violations?”

                “So what, everyone does it.”

                “No, they don’t but if Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlib and AOC are going to be moral authorities and virtue signal all the time, they may not want to have scandals such as those.  They should probably make sure they’re squeaky clean.”

                When there was no response, Theo walked out the door.  He made his way to the metro and headed to his house in Rockville, Maryland.  While on the platform, college kids were talking about Democratic socialism.  One articulates, “Just like the Nordic countries.  It’s worked really well there so why not do it here?”

                Theo called out, “You do know the Finnish government just collapsed because of the cost of Universal healthcare and Sweden, Norway and Denmark have a lot of people that buy private insurance anyway because the government’s insurance is so bad.”

                “So Finland messed it up.”

                “Reuters found similar problems in Sweden and Denmark.  It’s like the Euro, first Greece collapsed then Spain, then Italy and a chain reaction as economies kept failing trying to keep up with the price of the Euro.”

                Whereas Theo’s journey would be over an hour and half, the college students got on the train and got off quickly.  Theo closed his eyes and tried getting some rest.  He was forced to open them when he heard a man remark, “Pete Buttiegieg is making a startling comeback.  He may win the nomination.”

                Theo responded, “He won in Iowa and New Hampshire.  Those states are predominantly white and he does very badly with the black vote.  I don’t anticipate him picking up states with a substantial sized black population.”

                “Funny you say that because his campaign just came out with a list of 400 black South Carolinians that support him.”

                “Read the update; 42% of the people on the list turned out to be White.  Others called to say they never told anyone that they supported him.  He just lied on multiple fronts.  It got even worse when it was revealed he used stock photos of Kenyans.”

                “If any of that is true, then it’s going to destroy him.  In fact, I doubt it because it would be all over the news if it was true.”

                “It’s called ‘fake news’ for a reason but research it yourself.  The media supports Democrats but everything I told you is true.  Because of it, I’m pretty sure Buttigieg will not be the nominee.”

                There was silence on the train and Theo arrived home.  He found that he was more tired than he normally was but didn’t really know why as he got a lot of sleep the night before.  He went to bed early ready to do it all over again tomorrow. 

Real Characters Episode 11 Selling Ridiculous

                Barack Obama is becoming increasingly frustrated.  For the better part of three years, he had a system in which anyone that publicly criticized the Iran deal would be subject to all the alphabet agencies of the government against them.  The most famous target, of course, being Donald Trump.  It has now been three years and his loyal three letter agencies have openly defied the new President of the United States and continued their mission from Barak Obama to destroy anyone that is against the Iran deal.  President Trump actually pulled the United States out of the Iran deal, which destroyed the one thing Barack Obama had fought so hard to keep as his legacy.  All obliterated by Hillary Clinton losing the election.  It was now payback time so they put an albatross around the neck of the President by forming special counsels made up of Hillary people to investigate him for Russian collusion that they know doesn’t exist.  The problem with Trump is that, unlike other Republicans, he doesn’t cower like a scolded dog when he gets attacked.  He fights back and it is emboldening many people.  Since Obama still owns the justice system, he knows that nobody will go down for what they did regardless of how illicit and obvious it was.  They control the justice system, the media, Hollywood and academia so they control the mob. 

                Obama calls Hillary Clinton and says, “Hillary, I need to know that all our efforts aren’t for nothing.  I want Trump to go on national television and admit that we broke him.”

                “How do you want to do that?”

                “Have George Stephanopoulos interview him and ask him if he’ll listen if foreign governments give him oppositional research on someone.  We already know that he won’t because he told his campaign members not to take any meetings with Russia or go to Russia.   This way though, it sends a message to our acolytes that it is working.  They are getting under his skin”

                “I’m sure I can get George to do that.”

                “Thank You”

                Barak Obama grabs a beer and kicks his feet up.  He’s with his lovely wife Melania and they are watching George Stephanopoulos interview President Trump.  Stephanopoulos ask the question Obama wants and President Trump says, “I think I’d listen.”

                Barak and Melania’s faces drop.  After everything they did to this man, he hasn’t been influenced at all.  He still knows it’s not illegal to get information.  Stephanopoulos tries to prod that he should tell the FBI and Trump says no because it’s just oppo research.  He says if it affected national security he would but if not, he wouldn’t waste their time.  Everything President said is true but Obama can’t have that.  He sighs and calls Hillary.  Hillary says, “Yea, I saw it too, we got to make some phone calls to our media buddies.”

                Hillary calls MSNBC and Media Matters and tells them to get on the same page.  The media head says, “How do you want us to spin this?”

                “You need to make a distinction between what I did and what Trump did.”

                “What’s the distinction?”

                “I don’t know, you’re the wordsmith people, use your words.”

                Since Hillary was of no help, the heads of MSNBC and Media Matters call each other.  They brainstorm and Media Matters says, “Well what is a difference between them?”

                “Hillary paid for her opposition research and Trump is insinuating people just tell him.”

                “That’s it, we say that paying for it is okay but receiving it for free is not.”

                “That doesn’t make sense”

                “It doesn’t need to make sense.  Once the American people hear it again and again, they will believe anything we tell them just like they always have.”

                “Yea but this is even bad for us.”

                “Do you have a better suggestion?”

                The head of MSNBC thinks about it and admits, “No I don’t.  Let’s roll with it.”

                All the mainstream media then put out the narrative that paying for oppositional research is good but not paying for it is illegal.  Barak Obama hears this and cringes.  This is such a stupid talking point but it’s already out.  He knows he has to get a reputable source go on the record and say something this stupid.  He thinks about Mueller but he’s already upset that his reputation is in the toilet after his probe and has resigned from everything so he doesn’t have to answer questions about this anymore.  He thinks about Comey but Comey is only good at admitting he doesn’t know.  He needs someone that can lie and not just avoid perjury by saying ‘I don’t know’ over and over again.  That leaves him with Brennan and MeCabe.  He weighs the two and decides on MeCabe since he was an FBI guy and the mainstream media is spinning this to be an attack on the FBI.  He calls Andy MeCabe and MeCabe says, “Yes sir.”

                “I need you to go on Chris Cuomo’s show and back up this narrative that paying for oppositional research is standard procedure but not paying for it is horrendous.”

                “That’s a tough sell sir.”

                “I know, which is why we need a former high ranking member of the FBI like yourself to say it.”

                “Yea, but it will destroy my credibility.”

                “If people had memories, then nobody would believe anything we ever said.”

                “That’s true but, we may be pushing the envelope on this one sir.”

                “Just do it.  Also add in there that he should tell the FBI everything.”

                “Respectfully sir, Trump just told the FBI about foreign information he had about Hunter Biden laundering money and we accused him of weaponizing the government.”

                “Again, people won’t remember that; even though it wasn’t that long ago.”

                MeCaabe realizes he has to go to a different tactic and says, “If I bring that up, it gives ammunition to Fox News and the conservative outlets to pounce on one more hypocrisy.  Aren’t we in this predicament because Stephanopoulos thought Trump would play ball and decided not to.  That, in turn, led to us being in this contradictory arena of justifying Hillary but condemning Trump.”

                Obama thinks about this for a long while and then says, “You’re right, leave the FBI part out.  Just stick with the paying for oppositional research is standard procedure but not paying for it is despicable.”

                When Andy MeCabe goes on Chris Cuomo he gets ahead of himself and forgets everything he talked about with Barak Obama.  He takes it to an extreme and says that you should never accept any information from a foreign source especially hostile countries like Russia.  Chris Cuomo runs with it but when the segment was over, Obama calls MeCabe and says, “Andy, you didn’t stick to our plan.”

                “I know, I did one better.  I condemned listening at all.  Trump said he’d listen so that’s what we needed to attack.”

                “Hillary listened too.”

                “I addressed that.”

                “Christopher Steele listed two of his sources as Trubnikov and Surkov.  They are both Russians.  You contradicted the entire narrative because now you made Christopher Steele look bad.”

                “Like you said, people have no memories.  Nobody is going to put that together except the fringe conservative media and they’re not having much impact.  Most of Trump’s base has turned against him because we stopped him from building the wall. 

 

                While Obama is trying to sell ridiculous rules to the American public, Elise Stefanik is a part of a congressional oversight committee with several fellow members of congress.  The most notorious one is Adam Schiff as he’s been front and center perpetuating the Trump collusion hoax.  Stefanik wants to indict Comey for not briefing congress about the investigation into Donald Trump.  The FBI is supposed to brief the committee every three months but Comey waited eight months.  Stefanik expected Schiff to argue why they shouldn’t indict Comey for this but was thrown off guard when Schiff claimed that Comey did brief him.  Stefanik fires back that Comey admitted in a March 21, 2019 open congressional committee that he didn’t brief them because it was too sensitive.  This is odd because the whole point of these briefings is to tell them the classified investigations going on.  There’s no such thing as too classified for the congressional oversight committee.  Stefanik is exasperated and goes home and vents to someone she trusts.  She says, “I mean he just flat out denied that Comey said it, we have it on tape.  I have it on video.”

                The friend said, “You did the right thing, you told anyone watching to look at it themselves.”

                “But you know people are lazy”

                “So post it yourself on your website and on social media.”

                “That’s a good idea.”

                “Alright then.”

                “I just can’t believe how slimy these people are.”

                “Just remember when it comes to guys like Adam Schiff, there is no such thing as overestimating how low they can go.  Nothing is too low for them.  It’s hard for you to fathom because you’re  a good person.  Lower you expectations because it’s impossible that you’re expectations can be too low for these people.”

                “Yea, that’s pretty much been proven.  I mean look at Bernie Sanders”

                “Yea, I’m not sure if he’s really a socialist.  I think he likes the big tax state of Scandinavia.”

                “You do realize that private insurance in Scandinavia has been increasing in popularity over the years.”

                “So you’re saying that people that are already paying ridiculously high taxes to pay for this free healthcare, still pay what little money they get to keep on health insurance?”

                “Yes, because they are sick of the long wait times and lower quality of care.”

                “Didn’t they guarantee it will be a month?”

                “They did, but when you’re really sick, a month is a long time and I don’t think the government can really guarantee that.”

                “Well maybe they can if all these people leave to pay for it themselves”

                Stefanik laughed.  “You know, I actually do think Sanders wants socialism.  He just hired David Sirota to be a speechwriter.”

                “Who’s David SIrota?”

                “He wrote for Salon.com.  He wrote an article on 3/6/13 “Hugo Chavez’  Economic Miracle” praising Chavez in Venezuela”

                “Oh shit.”

                “Yea, retard”

                “You know, now that I think about it.  Even if I post the video of Comey, I’ll probably be banned by Twitter.”

                “You can’t be afraid of that.  You need to keep daring them to do that to pressure the government to act.”

                “Yea, they need to take them off the Communications Decency Act protection and remove their platform status and call them for the publishers they are.”

                “Right, then they can be sued for content that libels and slanders people.”

                “Yes, that might make them behave”

                “It didn’t make the newspapers behave”

                “True but some deterrent is better than nothing”

                “I agree”

                Elise Stefanik posted the video on twitter to absolutely prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Adam Schiff lied to the American people in the congressional oversight committee.  This caused Barak Obama to call Schiff and say, “Adam, you got to remember the talking points.”

                “I know but it changes so much.  I’m sorry sir. I just forget which ones we’re recycling, which ones we’re ignoring to bring back later and which ones we made up.”

                “You just got to do better.”

                “I know sir, but we’re winning.  Trump’s base has turned against him.  Ann Coulter is leading the charge for us.”

                “Yes, that was an unexpected ally.  That’s the only reason we succeed because conservatives can’t unite.  They always fight with each other and not realize who the real enemy is.   Just keep it up.  We can’t be like Hillary and rest on our laurels before the election.”

                The election is about a year and a half away.  Will Barak Obama manipulate the public to let his police state, illegally spying, constitution defying Saul Alinskyism rule America once again or will there be a renaissance of real traditional American values.  Time will tell.