Real Characters Episode 11 Selling Ridiculous

                Barack Obama is becoming increasingly frustrated.  For the better part of three years, he had a system in which anyone that publicly criticized the Iran deal would be subject to all the alphabet agencies of the government against them.  The most famous target, of course, being Donald Trump.  It has now been three years and his loyal three letter agencies have openly defied the new President of the United States and continued their mission from Barak Obama to destroy anyone that is against the Iran deal.  President Trump actually pulled the United States out of the Iran deal, which destroyed the one thing Barack Obama had fought so hard to keep as his legacy.  All obliterated by Hillary Clinton losing the election.  It was now payback time so they put an albatross around the neck of the President by forming special counsels made up of Hillary people to investigate him for Russian collusion that they know doesn’t exist.  The problem with Trump is that, unlike other Republicans, he doesn’t cower like a scolded dog when he gets attacked.  He fights back and it is emboldening many people.  Since Obama still owns the justice system, he knows that nobody will go down for what they did regardless of how illicit and obvious it was.  They control the justice system, the media, Hollywood and academia so they control the mob. 

                Obama calls Hillary Clinton and says, “Hillary, I need to know that all our efforts aren’t for nothing.  I want Trump to go on national television and admit that we broke him.”

                “How do you want to do that?”

                “Have George Stephanopoulos interview him and ask him if he’ll listen if foreign governments give him oppositional research on someone.  We already know that he won’t because he told his campaign members not to take any meetings with Russia or go to Russia.   This way though, it sends a message to our acolytes that it is working.  They are getting under his skin”

                “I’m sure I can get George to do that.”

                “Thank You”

                Barak Obama grabs a beer and kicks his feet up.  He’s with his lovely wife Melania and they are watching George Stephanopoulos interview President Trump.  Stephanopoulos ask the question Obama wants and President Trump says, “I think I’d listen.”

                Barak and Melania’s faces drop.  After everything they did to this man, he hasn’t been influenced at all.  He still knows it’s not illegal to get information.  Stephanopoulos tries to prod that he should tell the FBI and Trump says no because it’s just oppo research.  He says if it affected national security he would but if not, he wouldn’t waste their time.  Everything President said is true but Obama can’t have that.  He sighs and calls Hillary.  Hillary says, “Yea, I saw it too, we got to make some phone calls to our media buddies.”

                Hillary calls MSNBC and Media Matters and tells them to get on the same page.  The media head says, “How do you want us to spin this?”

                “You need to make a distinction between what I did and what Trump did.”

                “What’s the distinction?”

                “I don’t know, you’re the wordsmith people, use your words.”

                Since Hillary was of no help, the heads of MSNBC and Media Matters call each other.  They brainstorm and Media Matters says, “Well what is a difference between them?”

                “Hillary paid for her opposition research and Trump is insinuating people just tell him.”

                “That’s it, we say that paying for it is okay but receiving it for free is not.”

                “That doesn’t make sense”

                “It doesn’t need to make sense.  Once the American people hear it again and again, they will believe anything we tell them just like they always have.”

                “Yea but this is even bad for us.”

                “Do you have a better suggestion?”

                The head of MSNBC thinks about it and admits, “No I don’t.  Let’s roll with it.”

                All the mainstream media then put out the narrative that paying for oppositional research is good but not paying for it is illegal.  Barak Obama hears this and cringes.  This is such a stupid talking point but it’s already out.  He knows he has to get a reputable source go on the record and say something this stupid.  He thinks about Mueller but he’s already upset that his reputation is in the toilet after his probe and has resigned from everything so he doesn’t have to answer questions about this anymore.  He thinks about Comey but Comey is only good at admitting he doesn’t know.  He needs someone that can lie and not just avoid perjury by saying ‘I don’t know’ over and over again.  That leaves him with Brennan and MeCabe.  He weighs the two and decides on MeCabe since he was an FBI guy and the mainstream media is spinning this to be an attack on the FBI.  He calls Andy MeCabe and MeCabe says, “Yes sir.”

                “I need you to go on Chris Cuomo’s show and back up this narrative that paying for oppositional research is standard procedure but not paying for it is horrendous.”

                “That’s a tough sell sir.”

                “I know, which is why we need a former high ranking member of the FBI like yourself to say it.”

                “Yea, but it will destroy my credibility.”

                “If people had memories, then nobody would believe anything we ever said.”

                “That’s true but, we may be pushing the envelope on this one sir.”

                “Just do it.  Also add in there that he should tell the FBI everything.”

                “Respectfully sir, Trump just told the FBI about foreign information he had about Hunter Biden laundering money and we accused him of weaponizing the government.”

                “Again, people won’t remember that; even though it wasn’t that long ago.”

                MeCaabe realizes he has to go to a different tactic and says, “If I bring that up, it gives ammunition to Fox News and the conservative outlets to pounce on one more hypocrisy.  Aren’t we in this predicament because Stephanopoulos thought Trump would play ball and decided not to.  That, in turn, led to us being in this contradictory arena of justifying Hillary but condemning Trump.”

                Obama thinks about this for a long while and then says, “You’re right, leave the FBI part out.  Just stick with the paying for oppositional research is standard procedure but not paying for it is despicable.”

                When Andy MeCabe goes on Chris Cuomo he gets ahead of himself and forgets everything he talked about with Barak Obama.  He takes it to an extreme and says that you should never accept any information from a foreign source especially hostile countries like Russia.  Chris Cuomo runs with it but when the segment was over, Obama calls MeCabe and says, “Andy, you didn’t stick to our plan.”

                “I know, I did one better.  I condemned listening at all.  Trump said he’d listen so that’s what we needed to attack.”

                “Hillary listened too.”

                “I addressed that.”

                “Christopher Steele listed two of his sources as Trubnikov and Surkov.  They are both Russians.  You contradicted the entire narrative because now you made Christopher Steele look bad.”

                “Like you said, people have no memories.  Nobody is going to put that together except the fringe conservative media and they’re not having much impact.  Most of Trump’s base has turned against him because we stopped him from building the wall. 

 

                While Obama is trying to sell ridiculous rules to the American public, Elise Stefanik is a part of a congressional oversight committee with several fellow members of congress.  The most notorious one is Adam Schiff as he’s been front and center perpetuating the Trump collusion hoax.  Stefanik wants to indict Comey for not briefing congress about the investigation into Donald Trump.  The FBI is supposed to brief the committee every three months but Comey waited eight months.  Stefanik expected Schiff to argue why they shouldn’t indict Comey for this but was thrown off guard when Schiff claimed that Comey did brief him.  Stefanik fires back that Comey admitted in a March 21, 2019 open congressional committee that he didn’t brief them because it was too sensitive.  This is odd because the whole point of these briefings is to tell them the classified investigations going on.  There’s no such thing as too classified for the congressional oversight committee.  Stefanik is exasperated and goes home and vents to someone she trusts.  She says, “I mean he just flat out denied that Comey said it, we have it on tape.  I have it on video.”

                The friend said, “You did the right thing, you told anyone watching to look at it themselves.”

                “But you know people are lazy”

                “So post it yourself on your website and on social media.”

                “That’s a good idea.”

                “Alright then.”

                “I just can’t believe how slimy these people are.”

                “Just remember when it comes to guys like Adam Schiff, there is no such thing as overestimating how low they can go.  Nothing is too low for them.  It’s hard for you to fathom because you’re  a good person.  Lower you expectations because it’s impossible that you’re expectations can be too low for these people.”

                “Yea, that’s pretty much been proven.  I mean look at Bernie Sanders”

                “Yea, I’m not sure if he’s really a socialist.  I think he likes the big tax state of Scandinavia.”

                “You do realize that private insurance in Scandinavia has been increasing in popularity over the years.”

                “So you’re saying that people that are already paying ridiculously high taxes to pay for this free healthcare, still pay what little money they get to keep on health insurance?”

                “Yes, because they are sick of the long wait times and lower quality of care.”

                “Didn’t they guarantee it will be a month?”

                “They did, but when you’re really sick, a month is a long time and I don’t think the government can really guarantee that.”

                “Well maybe they can if all these people leave to pay for it themselves”

                Stefanik laughed.  “You know, I actually do think Sanders wants socialism.  He just hired David Sirota to be a speechwriter.”

                “Who’s David SIrota?”

                “He wrote for Salon.com.  He wrote an article on 3/6/13 “Hugo Chavez’  Economic Miracle” praising Chavez in Venezuela”

                “Oh shit.”

                “Yea, retard”

                “You know, now that I think about it.  Even if I post the video of Comey, I’ll probably be banned by Twitter.”

                “You can’t be afraid of that.  You need to keep daring them to do that to pressure the government to act.”

                “Yea, they need to take them off the Communications Decency Act protection and remove their platform status and call them for the publishers they are.”

                “Right, then they can be sued for content that libels and slanders people.”

                “Yes, that might make them behave”

                “It didn’t make the newspapers behave”

                “True but some deterrent is better than nothing”

                “I agree”

                Elise Stefanik posted the video on twitter to absolutely prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Adam Schiff lied to the American people in the congressional oversight committee.  This caused Barak Obama to call Schiff and say, “Adam, you got to remember the talking points.”

                “I know but it changes so much.  I’m sorry sir. I just forget which ones we’re recycling, which ones we’re ignoring to bring back later and which ones we made up.”

                “You just got to do better.”

                “I know sir, but we’re winning.  Trump’s base has turned against him.  Ann Coulter is leading the charge for us.”

                “Yes, that was an unexpected ally.  That’s the only reason we succeed because conservatives can’t unite.  They always fight with each other and not realize who the real enemy is.   Just keep it up.  We can’t be like Hillary and rest on our laurels before the election.”

                The election is about a year and a half away.  Will Barak Obama manipulate the public to let his police state, illegally spying, constitution defying Saul Alinskyism rule America once again or will there be a renaissance of real traditional American values.  Time will tell.