Thursday, June 20, 2019

Larry the Billionaire Episode 16 Dressed to unimpress


                Larry is on the prowl again.  He had transitioned from not being very good with women to being quite successful in a morally questionable way.  Since he had cheap tastes but was a billionaire, he tried to corrupt women by offering them ridiculous sums of money in exchange for one night of sex with them.  Larry had never enjoyed strip clubs or prostitutes but the idea that he was corrupting someone who had not chosen to pursue sex as a career did appeal to him.  At first, he himself was corrupted with the popularity of books like 50 Shades of Grey that women liked to be dominated and, basically, abused.  Although he still believed this to be true, he didn’t get as much satisfaction out of it and he was the one paying for it so he’s the one that should enjoy it not the woman.

                Larry believed that he needed to keep a code while doing this to justify it to himself.  He said the girl had to be over 18-years-old and that he can’t offer pure cash but he needs to pay a bill they have.  His mind kept going back and forth on what constituted worthy of his offer.  Oddly, he was more questionable about low ticket items than big ticket items.  He felt good when he paid for medical needs but insurance did a decent job with that and a lot of extremely expensive procedures led to the woman not having the energy for sex. 

                Usually he found his targets just by walking around New York City and hanging out in public areas eavesdropping on conversations.  He would insert himself in the conversation and see what happens.  Sometimes he got turned down and, to be honest, he enjoyed being turned down because it gave him hope that some women still had dignity and integrity but most of the time he was successful.  Usually the woman was the one that insisted on having dinner first to not feel like a prostitute.  Larry always agreed but never saw it as a requirement but lately he preferred that as well so thought he would include it in the pitch.  After all, due to his inexperience, he usually didn’t last very long.

 

                Lauren is 31-years-old and is a physical therapists for a hospital in Ohio.  She is a 5’3” olive skinned woman with long wavy black hair falling to the waist of a perfectly contoured body.  Her tanned face was countered with mesmerizingly bright green eyes.  Like many girls, Lauren was cat called every day.  Although it usually annoyed her, she knew deep down that if it stopped, it would hurt her self esteem.  Despite her beauty, she grew up with parents that were constantly grinding to make ends meet.  She didn’t focus on school too much and ended up going to a school known more for partying than for academics so her degree didn’t mean much.  The plan to find a wealthy man to marry her and pay off all her debt quickly after graduating college hadn’t materialized.  At 31, it was harder and harder to compete against those more than a decade younger than her.  In a way, it was karma as when she was their age, she stole guys away from women in their 30s.  Even for 31, however, she could still more than hold her own.  She was on break and speaking with a nurse that she was friends with.  She commented, “I really need to find a man.”

                The nurse was already married and she replied back, “Have you tried online dating?”

                “Yes, but it hasn’t really panned out.  I meet good guys but I haven’t really had a lasting relationship.”

                “Well, you’re still beautiful and smart so I’m sure it’s not going to be very difficult to find suitors.  You’re lucky enough that they come to you and you turn them down.”

                “Yea, I guess but I just don’t make enough here.  I need like a killer high end outfit that’ll blow guys away.  I mean I get hit on now wearing professional clothes but it’s always juvenile animals”
                “Just so you know, all men are juvenile animals”

                Lauren laughed and conceded, “Yea, you got a point there but some are worse than others.”

                “So, why not go shopping and splurge?”

                “There’s no way I can justify spending thousands of dollars on an outfit.  It’s like a catch-22, I need a rich guy to buy me the outfit but in order to find a rich guy who would buy me the outfit, I need the outfit.”

                The nurse knew Larry as they had grown up together.  She didn’t necessarily agree with what he was doing but she did like to help him out if the opportunity presented itself.  She decided she’d ask hoping that Lauren would have some dignity and reject it.  The conversation was infuriating her because Lauren was coming off like a snob but she had to admit there really was nothing to lose.  If Lauren rejected it, she’d have more respect for a colleague.  If Lauren accepted it, the nurse helped out her friend and would have something to hold against Lauren since she really was stunningly gorgeous that the nurse had to admit made her a little envious.  Despite what society was telling women nowadays, it still devalued you the more men you let have your body; especially when the reasons for allowing access are anything but pure.  The nurse inquired, “What would you do to have someone buy you that outfit?”

                Lauren’s green eyes went wide and she swallowed hard as she thought about it.  “Anything” was the reply.

                “Would you fuck a guy for it?”

                “Absolutely”

                “Well, if you’re serious, I know someone that would probably take you up on that.”

                “Really?  Thank you”

                “Don’t thank me yet.  He has to agree.  He lives in New York so you’ll have to take some time off.”

                “So, I get to have this outfit from 5th Avenue?”

                “Yup”

                Lauren gave the nurse a hug and said, “I know it’s not for sure yet, but thanks for being willing to help.”

                “No problem”

                The nurse called her friend Larry and he answered, “Hey, I haven’t talked to you in a while”

                “Yea, I know.  Do you still do that corrupting normal girls into being gold digging sluts thing?”

                “I do.”

                “Well I got one for you.”

                “So apparently you don’t disapprove too much if you’re helping me find one.”

                “Hey, you’re a nice guy.  A little too nice, that was always your problem.  I feel like this is phase for you.  When you were younger, you were too nice to get girls.  Now, you’re kind of going the other extreme.  Hopefully when this phase is over you arrive at a happy medium where you can be a little mean but still respectful.  Perfect combination to get a real woman.”

                “Thanks I guess” he announced amusingly but half-sarcastically

                “I mean at 35, you’re getting a little too old to go through these phases but whatever”

                “You do know you’re 36 right?”

                “But I’m married with a child and I own a home.  I’m an adult.”

                Larry smiled, “Okay” he replied nonchalantly. 

                “You still interested in all this Spygate stuff?”

                “I am, I mean it’s the biggest scandal in American history.”

                “Yea, well, the Mueller report being so anti-climactic makes me kind of believe you’ve been right about this.”

                “I just found out that there may have been a 3rd scope memo”

                “What do you mean?”

                “Well, originally Mueller was hired to find collusion.  He knew even before that he took the case that it was a hoax because his lead investigator, Weissman was already briefed it was a hoax.  So, they needed to have a reason to keep it going.”

                “Right, so there was obstruction”

                “Right, but Trump was as transparent and accommodating as you can get.  He never used executive privilege and gave them everything they asked for.  That necessitated a 3rd scope memo”

                “Which was?”

                “Manafort and Ukrainian ties”

                “Right, I remember that.  He got arrested for non-Trump related stuff”

                “But remember that the whole reason for the special counsel was that Sessions talked to some Russians so they thought he’d be conflicted.  Why was Sessions conflicted to handle Manafort?  That was Ukraine.”

                The nurse contemplated this for a minute and realized she didn’t have an answer so offered, “I can’t really think why.  But, did they have any evidence that Manafort did this?  Wasn’t this the Chalupa thing?”

                “No, Chalupa was after they started investigating the scope but remember they need something to predicate opening the investigation in the first place.”

                “Right, like the Steele dossier opened the Russian collusion stuff.”

                “That’s actually a good comparison because just like the Steele Dossier, the black ledger, which is what they used to expand the scope to Manafort, was just as shady.”

                “What do you mean?  Everything in the Steele dossier was proved false and now people think it’s a disinformation campaign.  The FBI was warned several times by the British, the State Department and others that it was fake but they never bothered to verify it.  How can something be just as bad?”

                “First, have you heard about the ‘black ledger’”

                “I admit, I have not.”

                “The black ledger was an alleged cash payment to Manafort to lobby on behalf of Ukrainian officials.”

                “Okay, but that shit is done all the time.”

                “Yes, but they said he was paid in cash but the Ukrainian officials say that they never paid him in cash.  The top Ukrainian prosecutor, Nazar Kholodnytsky, warned the state department and the FBI that the Ukrainians that found the ledger believed it to be a fraud.”

                The nurse snickered, “So the FBI did it again.  This is even worse because it’s not Trump.  I understand that the people who hate Trump really hate Trump but I didn’t know this derangement and vitriol would be for his campaign members too.”

                “What in the 600 plus day witch hunt would give you that idea?  If you consort with the enemy you are the enemy”

                “Yes, but I mean entrapment is one thing but actually making phony dossiers and documents is something completely different.”

                “So only the target himself is worthy of that?” Larry’s tone became more stern almost offended.

                The nurse was undeterred, she had known Larry for years and wasn’t afraid of him, “Quite frankly, yes.”

                Larry’s tone dissipated to more conversational and continued, “Well, just like with Trump, when the FBI went to get a search warrant, they cited media reports about the ledger.”

                “Why not just cite the ledger?”

                “Because then they have to describe how they verified it”

                “How did the media know about the ledger?”

                “Andy Weissman met with the Associated Press, the people who leaked it, the day before and helped them with the article.”

                “Jesus Christ! So they did do it again. Just like how Christopher Steele leaked the dossier to the press and told the FBI and the FBI used the media reports to verify the dossier even though it all came from the same source.”

                “Worse, Weissman was the lead investigator on the Mueller probe.  Steele may have been an FBI informant but he wasn’t actually FBI.  In this case, the same people carrying out the search warrant and raiding the house are the people leaking to the media and citing their own work.”

                “What the fuck?  I didn’t think anything could get worse than the Steele Dossier but low and behold the higher ups at the FBI find a new low.  This is actually revolting.  I mean, I’m not going to say I’m Trump’s biggest fan but come on!”

                “Exactly, they didn’t even bring up the ledger in court when they charged Manafort”

                “Anyway, that’s enough politics for now.  I already told Lauren about you.  I’ll send you her number.  She said she’d do it.  Call her and see if she gets cold feet.  I promise nothing.”

                “What does she want?”

                “Clothes”

                “That’s it?”

                “No, like real high end clothes”

                “Alright whatever that doesn’t seem like a big deal.”

                “Just so you know, it’s going to be a couple thousand dollars.”

                “So she wants a new wardrobe”

                “No, it’s one killer outfit that will cost thousands of dollars.”

                “The most expensive shoes you can get are like $600 Louie Vutton”

                The nurse sighed, “Oh you naïve little boy.  That’s not the most expensive it gets.  Trust me, you’ll find out.  Plan on at least a five grand bill”

                Larry shrugged his shoulders.  He knew this wasn’t his specialty but he was going to go with it.  He called Lauren and started, “Hey Lauren, I hear that you want a high end outfit.”

                “Yes, oh hi” she responded charmingly with a huge smile even though Larry couldn’t see her, it came out in her voice.  “You live in New York right?”

                “I do”

                “Alright, so how does this work?”

                “You let me know when you want to do this.  I’ll fly you up to New York, we’ll get dinner.  You fulfill your end of the bargain and I’ll fulfill mine.”

                “How do I know you’re not lying?”

                “You have someone that can vouch for me.”

                “How about you buy half the outfit first and then I’ll fulfill my end then you buy the rest?”

                “That’s fair but I hate shopping so just send me the link and I’ll purchase them.  First though, you have to have dinner with me.  I like having a conversation so it doesn’t seem like it’s merely a carnal transaction.”

                “You’re lonely aren’t you?”

                “Not really, but I can understand why you think so.  I’m just odd; I like to cover up what I’m actually doing.”

                “I’m okay with this.  Well, my hours at the hospital are flexible so why don’t we say next weekend?”

                “Okay”

                The next weekend Larry pays for Lauren to fly to New York.  He picks her up at the airport and takes her to Cipriani, which is a nice Italian restaurant in Grand Central.  While eating, Lauren takes out her phone and takes a picture to post on social media.  Larry sternly demands, “Put you phone away.  You’re at dinner with me I’d like to have your undivided attention.  I’m not one to share.”

                Lauren tensed up and put her head down as she put her phone back in her purse.  Her voice raised as it sounded vulnerable as she explained, “I’m just not used to eating at places like this.  I was excited, I’m sorry.”

                “It’s fine but just please don’t do it again.”

                Lauren reverted back to her normal tone and asked casually, “Are you not a fan of social media in general or just while at dinner?”

                “I’m not in general.  I’m a conservative and I don’t like how they unabashedly suppress conservative contents and ban them for tweets that no sane person would call ‘hateful’”

                “Well, I’m not too sure about that but I’m not really into politics.”

                “Well, there’s a Republican Senator from Missouri named Josh Hawley that introduced a bill to stop Facebook and Twitter and the like from doing that.  They’d be audited every two years and if they are biased, they lose their immunity under the Communications and Decency act 230”

                “I have no idea what that is”

                “It says that platforms, which Facebook and Twitter pretend to be, can’t be sued if someone attacks them on social media.”

                “Oh, well that makes sense.”

                “Only if you allow everyone to post shit.  If you’re biased and let liberals say whatever they want but conservatives can’t say anything right leaning then it’s not fair.”

                “So it looks like you’re getting what you wanted.”

                “I’m a little nervous because the FTC is involved and I don’t trust government organizations”

                “Ah, that’s always the rub.  Conservatives never think government is the answer but now the government is trying to fix a problem”

                “And we stay consistent to be against it.”

                “But how do you solve the problem then?”

                “I think the audit should be on who they banned.  It shouldn’t be what they allowed; it’s who they kicked off.”

                “What’s the difference?”

                “Well there used to be a thing in radio called the fairness doctrine.  It said that you have to have just as much time devoted to liberal views as conservatives.”

                “That sounds fair”

                “Yea but it’s not because right wing radio was much more popular.  I’ll use current examples.  Rush Limbaugh has millions of listeners whereas a left wing person has a couple hundred.  A radio station wouldn’t want to hire Rush Limbaugh because then they have three hours of really good radio with a lot of listeners but that has to be counteracted with three hours of radio nobody gives a shit about.  That’s why talk radio exploded when Reagan got rid of the fairness doctrine.”

                “How does that relate to social media?”

                “Let’s say that liberals post on social media more than conservatives.”

                “I think that’s true.”

                “Fine, so let’s pretend that it is completely open where anyone can post what they want.  When they get audited, the FTC will be like, ‘hey 60% of the political posts were liberal but only 40% were conservative.  You need to suppress the liberal content to make it even.’  It wasn’t their fault.  If, however, you do it based on who they banned then I think it would work.  Even then that’s a problem because leftists are more radical than right wing so, in a sane world, more leftists would get banned and then you have to unnecessarily ban right wing people to even it out.”

                “Sounds like you don’t have a solution.  Besides Trump is conservative and he tweets all the time”

                “It’s kind of hard to do it to the president and not make it blatantly obvious it’s what you’re doing.  But that is a fair point.  Trump may not have won the election if he couldn’t tweet.  It’s a good source to get your information out without it being filtered through fake news.  I just don’t think the wording should be about fairness and equality but just if you show outright bias, which is what they’re doing now.  No quotas just, ‘oh you banned this person from twitter for saying Sharia law is bad.  That’s not fair, you lose your platform status.’”

                “Well we’ll see what happens”

                “I don’t think the bill will pass.  Even conservatives and Republicans don’t like it for the reasons I said and the Democrats control the house anyway so it’s pretty much dead on arrival.”

                They finished their meal and Lauren said, “Okay, are we doing this tonight?”

                “Yes”

                “Where?”

                “At the Hilton next door.”

                “Alright, can I take my phone out to show you the shoes I want?”

                “Yea, that’s fine.”

                Lauren took out her phone and sent him the link.  When Larry looked at it, he realized that his friend was right.  These were $2,000 shoes.  All Lauren’s shipping information was filled out.  Larry put in his credit card information, made sure to click not to save the card and paid for the shoes and handed the phone back to Lauren.  Lauren looked at the confirmation both on the screen and in her e-mail and she smiled wide.  She looked up seductively and said, “Alright let’s go”

                Her favorite part was that Larry didn’t even react.  He showed no sense of shock, which led her to believe she was serious.  They went next door to the Hilton and Lauren stripped herself of her clothes quickly after entering the hotel room.  Larry got up and approached her. They kissed and Lauren felt Larry backing his way toward the bed.  She squirmed free of his arms that were around her and walked to the table that already had salt and tequila.  She swiped the contents off the table and sat on it spreading her legs and signaled to Larry to come towards her with her finger smiling widely.  Larry came over and positioned himself between her legs and Lauren put her hands on his shoulders and raised her legs onto his shoulders as Larry penetrated her.  Larry kissed her as Larry caressed her legs.  Lauren leaned back onto the table as Larry ran his hands over her breasts bending her legs back towards her head.  As Lauren moaned from being deeply penetrated, she said, “Bring me to the bed.”

            Larry undercut her arms and lifted her up.  Lauren dropped her legs to around his waist and Larry kissed her neck as he brought her over.  Lauren nibbled on his ear and whispered, “Sit yourself on the bed and lean back keeping your feet on the floor.”

            Larry obeyed Lauren’s instructions and Lauren straddled Larry as his feet were on the ground but lying on his back.  Lauren rode Larry hard and again felt his penis penetrate deep behind her vaginal walls.  She used her legs to ride hard and fast rotating her hips up and down and side to side while her mouth kissed Larry’s lips, neck and chest as Larry’s hands caressed her butt.  Lauren realized that Larry didn’t put a condom on so she flipped her body around, interlocked her ankles behind Larry’s neck and used her calf muscles to pull Larry’s face into her groin.  Lauren’s mouth was now positioned at Larry’s crotch so she opened her mouth and inserted his penis arching her back to bob her head over his penis.  Larry opened his mouth and protruded his tongue licking Lauren’s clitoris and surrounding area as vaginal juices filled his mouth.  It didn’t take long for Larry’s penis to return the favor and fill Lauren’s mouth with fluids of his own.  Lauren kept going until Larry pushed her off him.  Her green eyes met his green eyes and she swallowed theatrically and opened her mouth releasing a noise that is normally reserved after drinking a cold drink on a hot day.  She licked her lips and puckered them at Larry kissing the air. 

            Larry smiled and said, “Damn, well I planned on a little bit of foreplay.  I wanted to take a body shot off that lovely ass of yours but you just threw the salt and the tequila on the ground.”

            Even though Lauren had just given Larry her body, she still spoke seductively and uttered, “Are you complaining?”

            “No” he cried back shaking his head back and forth for added effect.

            Lauren dropped the act and queried, “So did you see Trump’s speech the other night?”

            “I did”

            “What did you think?”

            “I loved it. The guy knows how to rev up a crowd.  I mean I can’t believe people waited in tents for two days to get tickets for it.”

            “Yea, there absolutely was a lot of people but I don’t know, I don’t know why he attacks Hillary so much.  She’s not running.  He’s not facing Hillary this time.”

            “Well, he doesn’t know who his opponent is.  It’s not about the person, it’s about the message.  He’s creating an ‘us vs. them’ mentality.”

            “And who is ‘us’ and who is ‘them’?  Democrats and Republicans?”

            “No, remember establishment Republicans oppose him too.  They even have a name ‘Never Trumpers.’  He’s creating the establishment swamp rat status quo bureaucracy vs. him, the non-establishment rebel.  His base is drawn to that.”

            “I guess I can see that but I mean the crowd started chanting ‘lock her up’”

            “Notice that Trump didn’t say that.  That’s what I mean.  People are sick and tired of powerful politicians getting away with things and being above the law.  If anyone else got subpoenaed for their e-mails and then deleted all their e-mails and acid washed them so nobody could recover them, they’d be in jail for obstruction by destroying evidence and tampering”

            “Yea, even I got to admit that the accusations of obstruction against Trump pale in comparison to the case against Hillary.”

            “Just look at the crowds.  I know they don’t mean everything but I mean tens of thousands of people show up to Trump’s rallies.  100,000 RSVP’d.  They did it in the pouring rain too.  Compare that to the couple hundred that Biden gets.”

            “Well, I don’t have the numbers”

            “I do, Biden got like 600 people, Trump filled a stadium that holds over 20,000 but I’m counting how many it holds for a basketball game but the stage isn’t as big as the court so there were people on the court.”

            “Alright, so more people came.  Usually whoever raises the most money wins and Trump raised one of the least amounts of money in 2016 so I think it was a fluke”

            “Not this time”

            “What do you mean?”

            “24 hours after the Orlando speech, Trump raised $ 28.4 million dollars.  That’s more than the top four Democratic candidates combined.”

            “Well people want him impeached?”

            “I thought that too but there was a protest outside the White House to impeach Trump.  You want to know how many people showed up?”

            “How many?” Larry showed her an article by Kemberlee Kaye entitled, ‘Tens of people show up at impeach Trump rallies’  Lauren kept reading and Kaye put the number as ‘15ish’ Lauren’s shoulders sagged as she exclaimed, “15 people?  There’s probably more than that gathered just to see the White House.  Like, you know, tourists.”

                “I’ve been one of those tourists on several occasions.  You are correct; there is probably more than 15 people.  Especially if you include the park across the street. 

                “Ummm, where am I sleeping tonight?”

                “I thought you’d sleep here but if you’re not comfortable, you’re not obligated.”

                “No, I actually prefer that, I just didn’t want to be presumptuous.”

                “Pick out the outfit on your phone and get to the part where I pay.  I’ll finish our deal”

                “That’s not what I was implying. I mean I know that my opinion shouldn’t really matter because this is what it is but for what it’s worth.  I’d feel a little better….I…well….I know guys hate cuddling but if it’s not too much to ask…..I wouldn’t be opposed if you held me as we, you know, literally sleep together, not figuratively because we, like, already did that.”

                Larry laughed and fired back, “I would also prefer that.  I told you, I’m weird.  I actually like cuddling.”

                Lauren grinned widely and went into her phone.  She typed in some keys and handed the phone to Larry shyly as she had already gone to the stores to try on a stunning black halter top dress with earrings and a necklace to dress it up with a $1,100 purse.  She wasn’t exactly sure what she could get away with so she decided to just go for broke and let Larry decide what he wanted to take out.  Given what little she had to do for it, the shoes she felt were enough but she wasn’t going to tell Larry that.  Larry handed back her phone and Lauren looked at the confirmation that everything was ready to be picked up in the store during working hours.  She stared unbelievably at her phone and then up at the bathroom where Larry was brushing his teeth and getting ready for bed.  He didn’t take long and got back in bed and lied down.  Lauren went to the bathroom and did the same and then came out and lied with her back to Larry.  Larry wrapped his right arm around her body and rested it on her skinny stomach.  He extended his left arm under her neck as an extension of the pillow.  Lauren scooted her body back into his and her entire body relaxed.  She grimaced at what she had just done but then her mouth extended as vertical lines appeared on her cheeks.  Both of them fell asleep quickly. 

                The next day, Larry woke up first and was already showered and dressed as Lauren was just waking up.  She sat up still naked and said, “Now that our business arrangement is over.  I would like to see you tonight as friends not two people involved in business.”

                “Lauren, this wasn’t meant to have any strings attached.  I’m not interested in a relationship.”

                “I’m not asking for one.  I just want one more day that’s it.  We don’t even have to hang out today.  I got to go get the stuff you got me anyway. Wait, do you want to come?”

                “Absolutely not.  I avoid department stores like the plague.”

                Lauren nodded, “I figured, so why don’t we meet for dinner.  Nothing fancy, go get some famous New York pizza.  Then tomorrow, I’ll be out of your life.”

                “Why would you want one more day?  What are you planning?”

                Lauren shook her head back and forth signaling that she wasn’t sure if she wanted to answer the question.  She figured to just go for it and blurted out, “I kind of want that to be a surprise.”

                “You don’t owe me anything else.”

                “I know that, that’s what makes it meaningful.  I’m doing it because I want to not because I have to.”

                “Why not?” he determined as he shrugged his shoulders.

                Lauren beamed, “Thank you, Let’s say 7:00”

                “Okay”

                “Can I have a key to the hotel room so I can come back here to drop off my stuff?”

                The hotel did come with two keys so he gave her one and called the front desk to see if he could get another night as he only paid for the one.  The hotel hadn’t booked it so they granted it.  Larry said, “Enjoy your day” and walked out of the room. 

                Lauren showered and got dressed in the clothes she had on the day before.  She went to pick up all the things she bought and was glowing when she got back to the hotel and hung up the dress and laid out the shoes and jewelry.  As evening hit, she got a makeover and headed back to the hotel happy not to have seen Larry.

                Larry went home and got some work done. He watched TV hoping that Lauren would get out of his life.  He knew that eventually some girl would try to trap him into marriage with these arrangements so they could have complete access to his finances but that wasn’t going to happen.  When the time came, he texted Lauren to meet him at one of the many places in New York to get pizza.  The smaller places had the best pizza and Larry arrived early like he always did.  Lauren arrived wearing everything that Larry had bought for her.  Larry’s eyes widened as although Lauren looked great naturally, she looked stunning now.  He looked around and wondered why she suggested a cheap place.  He bought the pizzas for both of them and sat down.  Lauren read his mind and started, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I came dressed like this.”

                “I am.”

                “I enjoyed our conversation last night.  I realized that even though Trump is the most powerful man in the world, if you look at the scoreboard, Hillary is still winning.  I mean Manafort, Cohen, Papadopoulos, Mike Flynn all jailed.  Nobody has been locked up for the collusion hoax.”

                “I actually agree with you.  The only Democrat that has been charged his Jackson Cosco”

                “Who’s that?”

                “He’s a Bernie Sanders supporter.  Rich kid from California.  He used to work for New Hampshire Senator Maggie Hassan until he was fired.  During the Kavanaugh hearings, he got an aide that still worked for Hassan to let him into the office where he put something on the computers so he could get anyone that typed in their passwords.  With that, he got the addresses and personal information of various Senators.  When Graham, Hatch and Rand Paul attacked the Democrats for making a Supreme Court confirmation hearing into a circus, he released their addresses to the public so the general public could harass them.  Then he tried to extort them by threatening to release the information of their kids like their social security numbers and stuff.  He also worked for Diane Feinstein.  I think he extorted Hassan too saying that he would blame her since it was her computers if she didn’t do something for him.”

                “He was basically pissed he got fired.”

                “And he’s a far-left liberal so he believes that anyone who disagrees with him is evil so nothing is going too far.”

                “So what happened?”

                “He got 48 months in prison”

                “That’s four years” Lauren cried out astonishingly

                “Yup, he tried to say that he was on drugs but they found notes about him bragging about it.  Talking about how he’s happy he ruined Hatch’s wife’s birthday.”

                “See, not all liberals are above the law” she pronounced with a charming expression on her face.

                “Well, he did threaten a Democratic Senator too so who knows what would have happened if he only stuck with Republicans”

                “Oh come on!” she replied playfully

                “I know, I know take the victory.  Finally one Anti-Trumper goes to jail.  Hopefully it starts a trend.  Jussie Smollett should have been the first but whatever.”

                “Yea, that was ridiculous”

                They finished their pizza and Lauren and Larry went back to the hotel.  Larry purposely took the subway and was surprised how Lauren didn’t seem fazed by being overdressed and maneuvering the streets of Manhattan in high heels.  She also didn’t seem embarrassed to be seen with someone wearing a t-shirt and cargo shorts.  They arrived back at the hotel and Lauren declared, “Thank you for not asking me why I was so dressed up.”

                Larry didn’t know if she was accusing him or not but decided to act like she was serious.  He nodded his head and said not seriously, “Well, I was wondering that.  But I gotta admit, I was impressed that you still ate greasy pizza and didn’t get pretentious about taking the subway instead of a cab.”

                “I feel safe with you.”

                “I do enjoy the looks I get when I’m with a girl who’s dressed up and I’m dressed like a scrub.  Most girls get mad at me for being under dressed but I just love the smug look on people’s faces when I go into nice restaurants dressed like shit but I can pay the bill just like they can.  I mean, I’m more talking yesterday than today.”

                “Yea, today it was just the smug looks of people wondering why someone dressed like you can be with someone looking like me.”

                Larry glared at Lauren and retorted, “Shame, you were doing so good about not being pretentious.”

                Lauren smirked and said in an even tone which had an effect given the content as she said, “Yes, but it’s on purpose.  First of all, you do like the looks so that part is true….”

                “I’ll give you that” Larry’s face was stern and unamused

                Lauren proceeded, “I said that so you’d want to punish me.  I’m dressed like this to give you something that I have never given to anyone else.  I’m telling you that even when I’m dressed to the nines in my finest clothes, I’m still your dirty whore.  I denied you the body shot yesterday; today I’m giving it to you.  I also want you to take me over your knee and spank me.  I’m wearing a thong. All you got to do is unzip the dress.  I want you to do it with me still wearing this.”

                Larry looked at the table and saw that Lauren had replaced the salt packets and tequila.  He had to admit, he was turned on but his face no longer showed disgust but lust.  Lauren turned her back to him and pleaded, “Could you unzip me?”

                Larry got up and unzipped her dress and Lauren pulled the straps down.  Larry commanded, “Lay face down on the bed.”

                Lauren obeyed.  Larry straddled her right leg and licked her right butt cheek.  He put a shot glass in her anus and filled it with tequila.  He poured salt onto the moistened area and removed the salt with his tongue.  He then grabbed the shot glass in his jaws and snapped his head back realizing that Lauren was rubbing her leg against Larry’s crotch back and forth arousing him.  Larry refilled the shot glass and reinserted it where her two butt cheeks met.  He repeated it on the left side and then slapped his large hands against her butt squeezing hard.  He sat on the bed next to her and ordered, “Lay across my lap”

                Lauren shifted and sprawled herself across his lap.  Larry engulfed her legs in between his and pinned them in place.  He raised his right hand and slapped down on her bottom as hard as he could.  Lauren’s body shuttered and she said, “Thank you sir may I have another?”

                 Larry obliged and Lauren decried, “I’m sorry for suggesting I was too good for you, please hit me harder” in a pleading voice.

                Larry stuck her again and Lauren again egged him on, “All my life, nobody put me in my place, please remind me I ain’t shit”

                Larry slammed his hand down a 4th time incredulous that she kept asking for it and surprised how much he enjoyed it.  Lauren declared, “I’ve been bad, I deserve another one.”

                The hand came swiftly reverberating against her skin for the 5th time and she pleaded, “I took advantage of your charity.  Don’t stop please.”

                For a 6th time, her butt felt the force of a hand and she felt his penis elongate against her breasts.  She smiled at how turned on he was getting from this and instead of a pleading voice she barked, “Show me that I’m your bitch”

                A 7th time his hand throttled her in the glutinous maximus and she shrieked, “Establish your dominance.  Come on.”

                For the 8th time the wrath of an open hand collided with her derriere and Lauren cried out, “I’ve been a bad girl, stop taking it easy on me.”

                A 9th blow emulated from above her sending reverberations from her ass up to her spine.  She exclaimed, “Come on daddy, one more time.  Make it count”

                For the 10th and final time Larry’s hand slammed against her buns stinging his hand.  Lauren squirmed and Larry let go of her legs.  She sat on his lap inserting his erect member into her already sore anus penetrating her rectum.  She grabbed his arms and wrapped them around her and placed them on her bare breasts.  Larry squeezed as Lauren gyrated her hips.  Semen exploded into her rectal cavity and she hopped off him.  She slipped her arms through the dress and put it on again.  She showed her flexibility by reaching back and zipping it herself.  She then got down on all fours and crawled around barking.  Larry got up and watched her intriguingly.  She crawled to him and raised her arms against his chest.  She slowly got up and kissed him on the mouth.  He kissed back and they made out passionately as his hands firmly gripped her butt.  She pulled back and said, “I’m going to get ready for bed.”

                She took her phone out and took a selfie smiling giddily with Larry.  She then removed her shoes for the first time and had Larry unzip her dress and she changed out of it.  She went into the bathroom and removed her makeup and got ready for bed.  Larry removed his cargo shorts and T-shirt and when Lauren was done, he got ready for bed.  When he came out, Lauren was wearing his T-shirt.  He lied next to her and snuggled with her in the same way he did last time.  As he slept, all he could see was Lauren’s pale butt turn bright red by his hand.  The next day, Lauren neatly folded her dress and put it in her suitcase.  She put on fresh clothes that she had brought from Ohio and Larry took her to the airport.  Larry noticed her walking slightly uncomfortably but they didn’t discuss the previous night.  She flew back and Lauren used her new found bait to prowl high end clubs looking for a big whale to bite.

                Larry went back to his life and never reached out to Lauren again.  No matter how much fun he had on these little excursions, he always came to the same conclusion.  He was better off alone. 

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