Wednesday, June 5, 2019

Fanis the bodyguard episode 6 In defense of objective morality


                Fanis and Kera are in London.  Kera has been going to various meeting in and around London and Fanis is unsure what they’re about but he feels safer in the United Kingdom.  Acting as Kera’s bodyguard has really been tough as of late as there had been several attempts on her life.  Fanis has had to use every bit of his military style training to get her out safely and Kera seemed to put herself in dangerous situations knowing that her cousin would get her out of it.  Kera sits down at the TV after a long day and Fanis sits next to her as she sees her sigh.  She says, “I’m working on a huge sale, the biggest one I’ve ever had but it causes us to go to another dangerous area.”

                Fanis is solemn and replies, “Can we just go there for business only?  No freeing sex slaves or disrupting a human trafficking ring.  Let’s just go in, make your sale, and get out.”

                Kera takes a deep breath and says, “I can only promise I won’t seek it out.”

                “Fair enough; so where are we going?”

                “Saudi Arabia”

                Fanis rolled his eyes.  The calendar had just turned to June and he knew of something going on in Saudi Arabia.  He said, “Can you ask him if we can do it in Jeddah?  There’s a professional wrestling event going on there so I think security is going to be at an all time high to make sure Americans aren’t hurt and cause an international incident and stop the WWE from going there again?”

                Kera gave him a weird look and inquired, “How long as the WWE been going there?”

                “This is the second time”

                “When’s the event?”

                “This Friday, June 7”

                 “Well, I’m meeting him on June 4”

                “That’s close enough to the event.”

                “It’s a large item that’s hard to transport.”

                “Aren’t we transporting it from England?”

                “Yes, we are”

                “So he can transport it from Jeddah”

                “I can ask but I can’t guarantee anything.  I do have a surprise for you though”

                “What’s that?”

                “Well, I know how you’ve been really involved in Spygate and the spying on Trump”

                “Yea….”

                “So, you’re not a big fan of Christopher Steele”

                “No, and President Trump is in London now.”

                “Trust me, I know”

                “Am I going to get to meet the President?”

                Kera sighed, “No, but that is something I should’ve thought of.  I think this is better though.”

                “Alright what is it?”

                “You’ll find out tomorrow”

                “Alright” Fanis answered suspiciously.

 

                The next day, Kera came into the TV room and said, “Fanis, come here, let me show you the surprise”

                Fanis came in and Kera turned on the TV to the news.  What he saw was, “Breaking news, Christopher Steele has agreed to be questioned by US investigators.”

                Fanis smiled and declared, “Trump has done it again!”

                Kera rolled her eyes and uttered, “Don’t credit Trump with my work.”  Fanis threw her a strange look and Kera just smiled.  She went on, “Anyway, this is just the first part of the surprise”

                “What’s the second part?”

                “You’re going to meet with congressional investigators.  They are doing a focus group on what questions they should ask him.”

                “I’m going to Washington?  I thought we had to be in Saudi Arabia in two days.”

                Kera gave Fanis a dirty look and stated, “You really have to learn that we have technology now.  It’s going to be a video conference.  Hell, even if we didn’t have video conferencing, this could have been done over the phone!”

                Fanis shook his head as if to tell himself that he should have known this.  “When’s the conference?”

                “Two hours.  You have to do it in Parliament because they want to make sure it’s a secure line.”

                “How did you….never mind”

                “Look, you’ve saved my life a lot lately.  I know it’s your job but I felt like I needed to reward you with something besides money and you don’t like Chinese artifacts, so I’ve used my influence here in London to get you this.  I can’t promise they’ll use your questions but I did get them to pressure Steele to talk to the Americans”

                Fanis couldn’t tell if she was joking.  It seemed a little coincidental that a couple days after President Trump arrives in London, Christopher Steele decides that he’s going to come in for questioning.  Then again, she has to have some influence if he’s going to Parliament to talk.  He decided to do what he always did and ignore it.  He never thought it would be hard to not ask her about her business when he took the job but it was.  Two hours later, Fanis is sitting in the house of parliament in front of a computer.  The American ambassador in London is on the line along with various members of congress.  One congress member started, “Now, Mr. Rozakis, we want to know what the American people would like to know from Mr. Steele.  Do you have some suggestions?”

                “Yes, thank you for your time….”

                A Democratic member of congress said, “Well obviously we want to know if the Republicans paid Steele through Fusion GPS”

                Fanis was never one to care about authority and didn’t mind speaking up to power so he retorted, “Well, we already know that to be false.  That’s about as ridiculous as saying that since a lawyer has two clients that those clients are involved in the same crime.”

                The Democratic congressman was speechless and the original speaker pronounced, “I apologize for the interruption.  Please continue Mr. Rozakis.  I assure you it won’t happen again.”

                “I want to know who Trubnikov and Surkov were to him.”

                “Could you provide some background as to why you ask that question?”

                “Well, they are listed as sources in Kathleen Kavalec’s memo at the state department.  How did they come about to be his sources?  Most of my questions revolve around these two characters since they are supposedly the sources for the dossier.”

                “Alright, anything else?”

                “Did he make any effort to find out who they were?  It’s well documented how close they are to Putin.  It’s also very well documented that Surkov in particular wrote an article about how to manipulate the media.  Given how close they were to Putin and the Kremlin, did he ever consider that it was a Russian disinformation campaign?”

                “Thank you for explaining the context and the ‘why’ to the question.  Please continue to do that so that we are clear what you mean.  Remember, most of the times, we are just parroting what people like yourself tell us to ask so assume we aren’t as knowledgeable as you.”

                Fanis wanted to say that he had no doubt in his mind they weren’t as knowledgeable as he but decided against it.  He threw out, “Why couldn’t he recall his own story with Kavalec?  In the October 8 meeting he clearly states that Michael Cohen went to Prague.  Eight days later, he says in one of the documents that make up the dossier that they didn’t know where the meeting was going to take place.”

                “Noted, anything else?”

                “Oh, I’m not done with that one.  As a follow up, did he actually write the dossier or did he just sign someone else’s work to give it credibility?”

                “More specifically, who do you think wrote the dossier?”

                “Glenn Simpson of Fusion GPS”

                “Are you through with that aspect of the question?  I don’t want to make another false assumption”

                “Yes, thank you.  I also want to know if the FBI interviewed his sub-sources.  Actually, back to the first question, did he know that Trubnikov taught a course with Halper right here in Cambridge?  If so, when did it happen?”

                “Is there a particular date you want us to focus on?”

                “Before or after January 2017.  Also, are there FBI 302’s or memos they wrote about their interview with his sub-sources if they happened.”

                “You seem to think that these interviews happened?  What do you hope to confirm or deny with this question?”

                “Is there an FBI 302 saying they thought his sources to be unreliable but they renewed the FISA anyway?”

                “There’s a lot in there but I think I got the gist.”

                The Ambassador chimed in, “Well one of them should be a question for the FBI”

                “No it shouldn’t…” Fanis fired back, “the question is whether Steele has any knowledge of the FBI doing that.  You can also ask the FBI to see if they contradict each other but it’s a fair question for Steele.”

                The main congressman speaking pronounced, “Anything else?”

                “After the FBI fired him in November 2016, who was it that tried to bring him back?  Why did they bring him back if they thought he was, and I’m quoting from the FISA, ‘not suitable for use?’  Was he given a reason?  Why did he have to go through Bruce Ohr of the state department?

                “Keep going”

                Fanis did and after a little while he exited the House of Parliament ecstatic.  He tried to tell himself that the Democrats controlled the house and they may not use his questions but he loved that he had the chance.  He went back home and when he saw Kera she asked, “How was it?”

                His response was to give her a big hug and lift her up.  Kera giggled and declared, “I’m guessing you like my surprise.”

                “Thank you so much”

                “Thank you for saving my life a couple times lately.”

                “My pleasure.”

                “Likewise”

                The next day, June 3, Fanis and Kera are at the airport.  The meeting is not in Jeddah but in a town near Riyadh. While at the airport, Fanis looked up and sees CNN on.  He believes that if it wasn’t for public places playing CNN, they would have no ratings at all.  He sees Asha Rongapappa on saying that verification has nothing to do with tracking down sources for a FISA court.”

                Sitting at Heathrow, Fanis bursts out, “What are you talking about?  Then what is it?  Just believe everything someone tells you and not try to verify it at all?  You’ve never heard of the Woods procedure?”

                Kera scolded, “Shut up, we’re not at home.”

                “No, I will not.  I can’t deal with this stupid shit.”

                Someone at the gate retorted, ‘I think she knows better than you, she was an FBI agent?”

                Fanis turned to the Englishmen and rebutted, “For three years.  You can’t even graduate college in that amount of time.  Hell, a third of that time was spent in training.  When you apply for job that wants experienced people, it says 5-10 years.  She’s at three.  Hardly an expert.”

                “Three more than you chap”

                Fanis pulled out his phone and typed some buttons and handed it to the Englishmen and explained, “I may never have been in the FBI, but I know how to stay consistent”

                The Englishman read an article by Asha on 3/6/16, in which she says, ‘DOJ verifies the accuracy of every fact stated in the application.’  The title of the piece is defending the FISA warrant saying that the DOJ and FBI thoroughly vet everything so if a warrant is issued, then it must be true because of the vigorous verification process. 

                Kera sees the Englishmen crestfallen and decides to bail him out.  She utters, “I’m sorry sir, he doesn’t really know his manners.”

                The Englishmen hands Fanis back his phone and says nothing but just turns away.  Fanis smiles because he takes it as a victory. 

                Kera is wearing a head scarf on the plane in order to not stand out.  Every woman has a similar scarf.  She is wearing elephant pants and is dreading it.  Taking risks in Dubai and Egypt was one thing as they are used to westerners but Saudi Arabia is not.  She knows she is going to always stay in close proximity to Fanis.  She would be by his side but that’s frowned upon in Muslim culture.  She has to walk behind him.  Kera has never been more afraid and thinks that maybe she should have just had Fanis go on his own.  She starts speaking in Greek and states, “Ok, so remember, you’re going to make the offer with everyone else on my team.  It’ll take a bit to assemble but I’m going to always be near you.  I know you’re oblivious but I need you to always focus.  I’m going to be making hissing noises since you won’t be able to see me as I’ll be behind you.  If you stop hearing hissing noises, turn around.”

                Fanis nodded.  He was happy that Kera was going to be cautious this time.  He responded also in Greek, “Am I going to have to negotiate like last time?  I won’t know what to say.  I don’t even know what we’re bringing”

                “No, it’s already paid for.  We are just presenting it.”

                They land in Riyadh and go to their hotel.  They quickly go to sleep and the next day they meet up with their team that has rented trucks.  The monument is covered so Fanis can’t see it but they head out with him in front and Kera in the back seat.  They arrive at a museum and are welcomed hospitably by a group of Arabs.  Fanis shakes their hands and is led to the back of the museum.  The person that Fanis believes is a museum curator is showing them where to put it.  As he’s talking, Fanis is constantly listening for a hissing noise behind him.  The hissing turns to muttering as Kera tells him in Greek to start saying random things in Greek in a stern voice.  Fanis excuses himself and knows what she is getting at.  She turns to the men and barks random expressions in Greek.  He then pauses and Kera walks toward the men and pretends to translate but really she’s instructing them what to do.  The men set up a life size reenactment of the Tiananmen Square when a tank came at a young Chinese student who didn’t budge.  The date, “June 4, 1989” was written in precious stones on the side of the tank as that’s when it happened.  The boy’s shirt is engraved with “Never forget” written in Mandarin, Arabic, and English.  On the long gun of the tank is written, “30 year anniversary” in Arabic and Mandarin.   The tank is decorated in bright lavish colors that all have symbolism to both Arab and Chinese culture.  Fanis takes it in with the curator.  The curator exclaims, “It is magnificent, thank you”

                Fanis nods and keeps a poker face.  He is just as stunned.  He turns to the curator and asks, “Is there anything else you need from us?”

 “Please join me for lunch”

                Fanis accepts and they go to a restaurant.  Kera is sitting next to Fanis keeping her head down knowing not so speak until spoken to.  The curator introduced himself as Muhmoud.  He starts and says, “I find it odd that we just set up an anti-communist monument but you have your own problem with socialism in the United States.”

                Fanis tries to remain calm and says, “What do you mean?  President Trump is far from a communist.”

                “Oh no, although I have many issues with your president, socialism is definitely not one of them.  I’m talking about that woman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez”

                Fanis rolled his eyes and replied, “Oh her, yea, in that case we are in agreement.”

                “This is why women should not be in power.  They just lack the intelligence.”

                Fanis grinned because he could feel the anger in Kera over this comment. Fanis did agree Cortez was a moron.  He, however, didn’t generalize that to all women.  He merely stated, “Well, when she says that people’s right to housing trumps their privilege to work, I have trouble disagreeing with you.”

                “Yes, you Americans are big on rights.”

                “Well the left doesn’t realize that when you declare something a right, you are forcing an obligation on someone else.  In this situation, it is somehow the obligation of every working person to pay for your home.  That is absurd but it’s not a policy yet so at least it’s isolated as it stands”

                “What is her belief on how to pay for a house for everyone?”

                “She’s a socialist, so she thinks the government controls everything.  With the money the government gets from controlling the means of production, they determine when you get paid for your labor.  First, though, they need to pay everyone’s housing cost then you get paid.”

                A man in their group replies, “I don’t think that’s what she’s saying”

                Fanis declared, “She specifically said ‘people’s right to housing takes precedence over people’s privilege to earn an income.’  What do you think that meant?”

                “She just tries to raise awareness to homelessness”

                “Why do people always insist on using that line to refute what she actually says?  You can still be a leftist without supporting that moron.”

                The curator said, “It appears that she means that you don’t have to work to keep your home.  It’s everyone else’s obligation to pay for it.”

                “She’s not literal. She’s speaking figuratively to raise awareness” the crew member snapped back

                Fanis replied, “No, she only says that when she gets caught for making idiotic statement.  Then again, everything she says is idiotic”

                The curator says, “Obviously, she’s a woman.  That’s why we don’t allow them to govern here.  We need to keep idiocy out of our laws. That is why we are such a rich country.”

                Fanis was going to point out that America is the richest country but decided against it.  He said, “Well, there are some intelligent women she’s just not one of them.  I respectfully disagree with you but, again, I can’t defend this particular woman at all.”

                The night proceeds like this and when they return to the hotel, Kera wraps her arms around Fanis and buries her head in his chest and lets out a guttural scream that’s suppressed by Fanis’ chest and shirt.  He laughs and hugs her back.  He knows that every chauvinistic comment made drove Kera crazy but it drove her even crazier that she couldn’t respond.  Kera wants to get out of Riyadh as quickly as she can so she leaves to get to the airport six hours before her flight back to London.  Fanis is going to Jeddah as he got tickets to the WWE event but Kera isn’t going with him.  Even though Jeddah is more western and has bragged about their progressiveness by letting women drive, Kera doesn’t think that that’s too impressive.  The fact that they brag about that means they got a long way to go before they really respect women by western standards.  As they are driving to the airport, they see a crowd of people in a circle.  Kera commands, “Pull over, I want to see what’s going on.”

                It turns out this was a mistake.  At first, Fanis didn’t realize what he was looking at as a young boy around 12-years-old was standing with a leather strap.  There was an object strapped to a poll about a foot taller than he was.  The boy was whipping the object with the strap as a bunch of grown men watched.  At first, Fanis thought it was a piñata and he was watching a birthday party or something similar.  Then he realized that what he thought was a piñata was actually a girl with her hands tied to the pole.  It was an act of Sharia law.  The girl was being publicly punished for something that Kera and Fanis knew would probably be encouraged in the west.  Fanis and Kera stared at each other.  They had the same thought and didn’t even need to articulate it.  Fanis stormed back to the car and took out a bag from the trunk and removed some regular household items that, under experienced hands, can be turned into an explosive.  Fanis quickly made two and handed one to Kera.  Kera took the explosive, a gun and a machete and walked toward the crowd while Fanis walked around with the same weapons except a knife instead of a machete.  Nobody was paying attention to them.  They both activated the explosive and tossed it into the crowd of males.  It exploded and Fanis and Kera use the confusion to slay any survivors.  The boy and girl are the only ones unarmed and the boy tries to run but Fanis runs him down and grabs him by the neck.  He throws him to the ground and screams in English, Greek, Russian, Italian and Spanish “Boys don’t hit girls.”

                The kid probably only speaks Arabic so all three were pointless except for him to let out anger.  Meanwhile, Kera untied the girl and picked up the leather strap where the boy dropped it.  He handed the strap to the girl and pointed at the boy.  The girl shook her head and ran the opposite way of the boy.  Kera shrugged her shoulders and turned to Fanis and said in Greek, “Bring that piece of shit here”

                Fanis drags the boy to the poll and ties his arms in the same way as the girl.  Whereas the boy blows were concentrated on the girl’s legs and sometimes her back, Kera’s first blow went right across his face.  She removed her headscarf and the elephant pants to reveal her shorts underneath.  She wanted this to be as disrespectful as possible.  Just like with the boy, Kera swung freely and relentlessly.  Unlike the boy, she struck all over his body as he spun.  When she was tired, she took off her shirt revealing only a bra.  She grabbed the kids head and shoved it in between her breasts.  Boys in the west would love this but this was considered dirty in Muslim culture. Kera untied him and tossed him on the ground.  She removed her right sandal and stepped on the boy’s midsection pinning him down.  In Asian culture, showing the bottom of your foot toward someone is disrespectful.  Actually placing it on someone is the ultimate form of disrespect.  Kera glided her foot towards the boy’s face and placed it against his lips and cheek as the boy yelled at her in Arabic.  She placed her foot in his mouth and said in English, “That should shut you up.”

                Fanis came up to Kera and put his hand on her shoulder.  He muttered, “We need to go, these people live somewhere”

                Kera put her sandal and shirt back on and went back to the car holding the elephant pants and head scarf.  She hadn’t decided yet if she was going to put it back on.  Her crew all had guns out to protect them in case anyone came.  They repacked everything and continued toward the airport.  Kera did decide to put the head scarf and elephant pants back on.  They arrived at the airport and Kera cried out, “I need to get the fuck out of this country.”

                They went to the gate and Fanis waited with her until she boarded the plane always worried that authorities would stop them.  It didn’t happen.  Kera boarded her plane and Fanis went to his gate to go to Jeddah.  After the WWE event, he reunited with Kera in London.  When he got back, Kera was still shaken up about what happened in Saudi Arabia.  She gave him a big hug when she saw him and stated, “Let’s go for a walk”

                Kera loved walking around big cities.  As much as she loved Beijing, the population had reached a point where she could no longer do walk so it no longer was her favorite city.  London, like New York where she was born and raised, was a city where a lot of people walked.  Kera and Fanis walked around and they went by an anti-Trump protest as he was still in town.  Kera made it a point to walk near it because she hated Trump but knew Fanis was a Trump supporter.  While there, an 80-year-old man was walking with a “MAGA” hat on.  A mob of people grabbed him and forced him to the ground.  Luckily a few people scolded the mob and helped the man up castigated them for ‘acting like Trump’”

                Fanis whispered to Kera, “See where your beliefs lead?”

                “The right has assholes too”

                “Very few and they’re on the fringe.  They are much more punished by other conservatives than those assholes were.  There’s two main differences between us and you.  We have limits we won’t go because we believe in objective morality.  Even if you don’t, we respect what we consider objective truths and reality.  It keeps us at a behavior above you chaos lovers.”

                “Did your objective truth stop you from attacking that boy in Saudi Arabia?”

                “Yes it did.  I merely threw him to the ground and yelled at him.  You did exactly what he did to that girl.  We had a very visceral reaction to it and then you went and did the same thing”

                “That fucker deserved it!”

                “I’m not going to say he didn’t.  I do think it’s much worse for boys to hit girls than girls to hit boys.  What I’m saying is our reaction to the situation was very different.  I threw him to the ground and yelled.  You tied him up and whipped him.  See, conservatives think that liberals are good people with bad ideas whereas liberals think conservatives are bad people with ideas.”

                “Did your little moral code stop you from throwing that explosive into a group of people?”

                “Those were men that condoned the beating of a little girl.  They’re beyond saving.”

                “So they’re evil”

                “Yes, evil exists. They were evil.  I feel no remorse but I’m not going to generalize to all Muslims”

                “Just the ones that practice Sharia law”

                “Yes, but in that sense I’m not very conservative, I admit.  I, however, would never attack an old man for not agreeing with me on whether or not a politician is a good politician.  What I did in Saudi Arabia was in defense of a girl being violently attacked.  Self-Defense or defense of another justifies violence.  What we just witnessed is how you liberals resort to violence even if you are not attacked physically.  You make up things like ‘speech is violent’ to justify your using pepper spray and physically assaulting people all under the mantra, ‘No tolerance for the intolerant.’”

                “Well, I agree so stop saying ‘you liberals.’ What those jackasses did was deplorable.”

                “Alright, I’m glad we can agree on that.”

                Fanis and Kera walked and talked for a long time before they went back home.  When they returned home, Kera asked Fanis, “Look at this study about how a 15-dollar minimum wage won’t affect businesses.”

                “It’s already raised prices in New York, which already had one of the highest rates of pay so that’s bullshit.”

                “Just read the article”

                Fanis did and said, “Alright so they calculate the ideal minimum wage to be 59% of the median”

                “Right, which is 13, so two dollars more is close enough.”

                “No, it’s not.  Two dollars an hour adds up really quickly.  Besides, the calculation itself is crazy.”

                “What do you mean?”

                “They don’t include seasonal and part time workers.  If they did, it would bring the ideal amount to a little over ten dollars and now it’s a little under eight dollars.  So there you go, there’s your ‘only two dollars.’

                Kera grinned, “No, that’s not what I meant.”

                “Look, you see what happened in New York.  Fast food restaurants raised their prices.”

                “I don’t eat fast food”

                “I do”

                “Fine, I’m not arguing economics with you, you’re the econ major”

                “That’s right!”

                “So there’s another big order in Saudi Arabia”

                Fanis glared at her and said, “Kera….”

                “I turned it down.  No matter how much money they’re willing to spend, I’m not going back.”

                “Good, me neither”

                “Yea, that was traumatizing to watch”

                “At least we did something or else we’d feel guilty too”

                A male co-worker of Kera’s took over the sale and the Arab insisted that it be Kera or else they would withdraw.  Kera wasn’t going to accept it anyway but she became suspicious.  The deal fell through and Kera was reprimanded at work but she didn’t care.  It turns out it was the correct decision as they had found out who was responsible for the massacre in the Sharia law punishing of the young girl.  The Saudi military was involved and they were going to target Fanis and Kera the moment they got off the plane.  Luckily for Kera and Fanis, they didn’t go.  As far as Kera was concerned, her business in Saudi Arabia was over the second she saw a girl tied up and whipped mercilessly. 

 

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