Larry the Billionaire Episode 20 Sex to Africa

                Sally is a 5’5” redheaded girl from Westlake, Ohio, which is a western suburb of Cleveland.  Sally is extremely skinny and pale skinned typical of most redheaded people.  Although some girls manage to keep a small stomach but maintain curves, Sally wasn’t one of them.  Most people considered her cute but few would call her ‘hot.’  She had a garrulous upbeat temperament that endeared her to men.  At 35-years-old, she was starting to get pressure from her parents to get married but it wasn’t something she really wanted.  Sally had very rarely left Ohio and really wanted to see the world.  She told herself that if she just had one big exotic international trip, she would be content to settle down.  She looked at African Safaris and a trip to the pyramids of Egypt and wondered.  Looking at her current bank account though, it seemed like time was running out.  Her credit card debt was already decently high and she still had student loans to pay off.  One of her friends invited her out to get a drink at a bar and she immediately agreed. Over drinks, she expressed her frustration with her friend about how she wanted to see the world.  The friend responded, “Well, that’s what everyone says.  The problem is, people wait their whole lives to go on these big trips but then never do them.  You’re not going to be the first person to ever put off the husband and kids in the hope that they will travel the world and then find out that they never pull the trigger on that so then they decide to settle down.”

                Her friend was married with two kids.  Sally wondered if she was talking about herself.  She sighed and acquiesced, “I guess you’re right.  It’s just at this point, aside from really fucking me financially for life, I’d do anything if I could just go on an exotic trip to Africa or something.”

                What happened soon after was something that she could never have predicted. 

 

                Larry was a billionaire investor who never wanted to settle down.  It wasn’t that he liked a party lifestyle; it was more that he wasn’t one to compromise his desires or beliefs for anything.  He also had a real problem with trusting another person and now that he has amassed his fortune, he didn’t believe it was possible to trust that a woman wasn’t in it for the money.  He blamed the game more than anything else as it seemed that it was rigged that the man was always wrong and women were bribed to divorce their husbands and take the payday.  After all, men were the devil and they were all rapists so the mob mentality narrative went.  This is especially true for bald white men who, statistically, are the least likely males to rape a female but facts and data never concerned mainstream opinion.  Whether it be America as a racist country or not swimming in the ocean due to sharks, irrational fear predominated the psyche of most people.  Now he was a hunter and he trolled various public places for anyone that would fit his basal desires.  Although he lived in New York City, he grew up in Cleveland, Ohio.  He returned there at least once a year to reconnect with friends and see his goddaughter.  As he was at the bar, he heard his trigger phrase, ‘I would do anything if…’  He turned around and saw that the speaker was a redheaded girl.  Larry had a thing for redheads.  He listened in on the conversation as the redhead was talking about how she wanted to go on an exotic trip before settling down.  Her friend responded nonchalantly, “Yea, well you’d also not be the first girl to want some rich guy to pay her bills.  Unfortunately, most of us don’t get our knight in shining armor”

                “Let’s change the topic, this is getting too depressing.  Did you see President Trump’s rally in Charlottesville?”

                “Yea, I can’t believe the nerve of that guy.  Going back to the place that he had the scandal with that ‘good people on both sides’ comment.’”

                “He was talking about both sides of the debate about the statue removal.  His very next statement was he wasn’t talking about the white supremacists because they need to be condemned totally.’ 

                “Yea, I know but I mean this is Democratic primary time.  Save these rallies and shit for next year.  I mean like hundreds of thousands of people try to get tickets, no venue can hold that.”

                “So, just don’t have it because you can’t accommodate everyone who wants to come?” Sally inquired challengingly. 

                “I just don’t see the point in doing it so early”

                A man turned toward them and said from the bar, “For data collection.”

                The friend sized him up.  He was a 6’0” bald white man with a husky build and green eyes.  The bald head made Sally and her friend think he was older but something about his face told them that he may not be.  Sally was the first to speak, “What do you mean?”

                “Well, when you apply for the rally, you have to give your e-mail, gender, and other simple data information.  Now, the Trump campaign has a list of people that support President Trump so they don’t have to spend money on various organizations that can give him lists of voters.  He can narrow his focus to his supporters in order to get volunteers and stuff.”

                The friend opined, “Very clever.  What’s your name?”

                “Larry”

                “I’m Tiffany and this is my friend Sally.”

                “Nice to meet you” Larry said as he shook their hands. 

                They both smiled but Sally spoke, “Are you a Trump supporter?”

                “I am”

                Tiffany had a visceral reaction to it but Sally kept her smile.  It seemed the news didn’t affect her either way.  Sally asked, “Why do you think he’s been obsessed with attacking the squad lately?”

                Tiffany asked, “Who’s the squad?”

                Larry took this one, “Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Rashia Talib, Ilhan Omar and Ayanna Pressley.”

                “Oh yea, they’ve been garnering a lot of support lately.  Been a real thorn in Trump’s side.”

                Larry shook his head slowly and replied, “I wouldn’t say that, I think Trump is winning.”

                “Bullshit!” Tiffany exclaimed. 

                Sally interjected, “Even Jake Tapper, who is a Trump-hating Democrat says that Trump is winning the battle with the squad.  I just don’t know why the President should concern himself with four congresswomen.  There’s over 400 of them, who cares what one one hundredth of them think?”

                “Are you asking why he attacked them during his rally?” Larry inquired

                “Yes”

                “Their approval ratings are all less than 25%, Omar’s is actually single digits, most independents can’t stand them….”

                “That’s why experience Democrats like Pelosi can’t stand them and even some media people have told them to wait their turn.” Sally interrupted.

                “Right, Trump uses that to make them the face of the Democratic Party so people associate Democrats with the squad rather than people who are more political savvy and can relate to a broader audience.”

                Tiffany scoffed and articulated, “I don’t think that’s going to work.”

                “Really?” Larry rebuffed, ‘when’s the last time you heard anything about the Democrats actually running for president?”

                Sally and Tiffany looked at each other and Sally stated, “You know, I don’t think I’ve heard anything about them for like a week.”

                Larry smiled, “So it’s working,  All the media talks about is the squad’s fight with Trump.  They’re ignoring the candidates.  The longer Trump keeps the focus off the Democratic candidates the less time they have to make their names known to the casual independent voter.”

                Tiffany saw the way Sally was looking at Larry and grinned.  She stretched her arms and pronounced, “Well, I got to go back to my husband and kids.  Hopefully my kids are okay, you can never trust men to be alone with children too long.”

                Larry chuckled and retorted, “Yes, women are much better at child raising than men.”

                Tiffany stopped dead in her tracks wondering if she had inadvertently violated the feminist movement and was a traitor to women.  She decided that she didn’t care and left.  She took a long look at Sally as if to tell her to stay but Sally had already decided she was going to.  Sally turned to Larry and said, “So how old are you?”

                “I’m 35”

                “Me too” as her face brightened

                “Well, you look a lot younger than I do.”

                “Thank You” she said as her pale skinned face turned red.  She took a sip of her drink eyeing Larry the whole time.  She continued, “So, since the media isn’t talking about the Democratic candidates, we should.”

                “Fine by me, they’re not much better.”

                “What do you mean by that?”

                “They’re mostly socialists.  They promise free college, free healthcare, free everything but there’s no way to pay for it.  Most of them are liars about it.  Except Bernie Sanders, who seems oddly honest about it how he’s a communist”

                Sally gave him a skeptical look and spun her drink with her straw.  “Biden is winning the polls”

                “Yea, and everyone is calling him a racists.  The media has spent three years telling people that old white men shouldn’t be in charge and the oldest white man is winning in the polls.  I mean Biden is older than Trump.  Go figure.”

                “Well, Kamala Harris is rising in the polls.”

                “She’s a liar.”

                “You need to stop making such accusations and back it up” she scolded

                “She claims that she’s not going to raise taxes on the middle class.  Her plan is going to cost $30 Trillion over 10 years.” 

                “Yea but people will pay for it from the money they save from not paying premiums”

                “Think about what you just said.  The money she saves you, she’s going to steal from you in order to pay for her plan.  Whether you spend it on your premiums or in taxes, you can’t spend it on what you want.”

                “Well, she just doesn’t like the status quo.”

                “But she’s lying because the amount of money you save on premiums won’t hold a candle to $10 Trillion a year.  At least Bernie was honest and said he’d tax the middle class.  He even tried telling us that the middle class would be happy to pay it.  He didn’t even say 30 Trillion, he said 40 Trillion. ”

                “Well that’s why Harris is doing better in the polls than Sanders”

                “Right, because she lies and Democrats like being lied to rather than honest people.  Hence they hate Trump who, for the most part, does what he says he’s going to do.  The things he hasn’t, he has gotten a lot of fight from Democrats in congress and in the courts to stop it.”

                “That is how our system works.  America has a lot of money though so it seems like a lot but to the American economy, it’s not much.”

                “Our entire annual budget is a little over three trillion dollars.  This program alone constitutes all the money we spend on everything else in a year combined.”

                “Oh, well, then yea, that’s pretty bad.  But what if Harris is right and she’s just going to tax the rich?”

                “The top 10% of Americans combined have $60 Trillion in assets.  That includes their houses, cars, businesses, everything they own.  You basically have to confiscate all their assets to pay for this, which means they can’t employ anyone.  That also means they can’t put money in the bank so the banks have money to lend out to people.  The entire economy would collapse.”

                “Well, I think it’s time for new blood at the top.”

                “There’s always new blood at the top.  Rich people lose their money and poor people make their way to rich people.  80% of businesses passed from father to son go bankrupt.  That’s the American way. 20 years ago, Mark Cuban was eating ketchup sandwiches because he was broke and I was a broke college student.  Now, we’re both billionaires.  This is the American way.”

                “Well, I’m not sure about all that.  Trump cut taxes though so now the government has less money.”

                “False, the government has had record revenues under Trump because of the tax cuts and the thing I just described.  When you let people keep their money, they are motivated to start businesses and make more money.  This puts them in a higher tax bracket so they have to pay a higher percentage than they used to so even though it’s a lower percentage, since they have more, the actual total dollar amount is higher than it was when they were inhibited by the higher taxes.  This phenomenon has only happened every time a president cut taxes since as far back as Calvin Coolidge.”

                “So then raising taxes would probably lead to less revenue”

                “Correct, as also happens.”

                “I don’t know, that doesn’t seem to make sense.”

                “Check the data yourself.”

                “Alright fine, so we have a $30 Trillion price tag over 10 years.”

                “With Trump’s roaring economy, the government is projected to make $26 Trillion over the next 10 years.  Where’s the other 4 trillion going to come from?  I actually think the money is closer to 60 Trillion but I’ll be nice and use Kamala Harris’ number.”

                “Yea, and we’re already in debt as it is.”

                “Massively.  The entire US economy is worth $20 Trillion and that’s how much we owe.”

                “Doctors are just going to have to take a paycut.”

                “Why just doctors?  They want free tuition too.  How about everyone that supports Harris should be asked if they want to take a pay cut?  After all, they’re the ones who want it right?  College administrators should step up too.  They should make less money to pay for this free college thing.  How about all the money that college sports generates no longer goes to the college but should go to the government?  It’s only fair right?  Why do doctors and hospitals have to be the only ones to take a pay cut?  They don’t’ support it.  Have the people that do take the pay cut and support it.”

                “Doctors have a lot of money.”

                “Universities do too.”

                “Well…I guess I see what you’re saying.  Nobody talks about that though.”

                “Of course not.  If people thought about what these people were actually saying, they’d all be polling at 0%.  They just say shit that sounds nice but nobody can answer the ‘how.’  The reason why is, the how is completely bankrupting everyone in the country.  Whereas Trump’s plan, makes almost everyone in the country more money.  Oddly, one of the only people that has lost money since Trump became president is Trump himself.”

                Sally laughed.  “Government needs to find a way to make some money.”

                “The government never makes money.  They are a money taker.  They don’t produce capital”

                “They print money”

                “That just drives inflation.  Every time they do that, it devalues the money so it’s basically net effect 0.”

                Alright, this is very interesting.  I still don’t know how I feel about Trump but you seem to know your economics.”

                “I do, but I do want to let you know that I didn’t come over here to talk about Trump and the economy”

                “Oh?  Then why did you come over here?” Sally fired back with sass in her voice as she put her elbows on the table and rested her chin on her hands. 

                “I heard you say that you would do anything to go on an exotic trip so long as it doesn’t bankrupt you.”

                Sally’s tone took a little less sassy tone and got suspicious, “I did say that.” She replied

                “I’m not offering commitment.  I’m not offering anything more than to pay this one time expense but if you fuck me, I will pay for a trip anywhere you want to go.”  Larry stared sternly in Sally’s brown eyes as he made the offer.

                Sally’s eyes widened and she broke eye contact to look down.  She coughed in nervousness and then stared back, “Whoa, that was really fucking forward.”
                “I don’t play games.  I’m not interested in chasing.  We both want something that the other can provide.  It’s a simple transaction.”

                “You do know there are people who do this for a lot cheaper.”
                “Yes I do know that.  I’m not interested in them because I don’t really know where the money goes.  Does it go to a pimp, does it go to a trafficking company, are they prostitutes of their own free will or are they sex slaves.  Too many questions.  It’s also why I’m not offering you cash, I will pay for the trip,   You could cancel it to get the money back but it would be a heavy penalty fee.”

                “What protection do I have?  I mean you could have AIDS or another STD.  How do I know you won’t murder me after we’re done?  How do I know you’ll fulfill your end of the bargain?”

                “We will both be tested for STD”s beforehand.  There’s nothing I can do about the murdering part.  I guess let someone know where you are so I can’t get away with it.  Your friend Tiffany knows what I look like.  Tell her whatever your comfortable telling her.  I will say that if you get pregnant, I will have no contact with the baby.  I’ll pay for an abortion but that’s about it.  I suggest you take precautions to make sure you don’t get pregnant, whether It’s choosing a day you’re not fertile, birth control or otherwise.  I will not let your pregnancy tie me down.  This is as casual as it gets but you get the trip of a lifetime.”

                “Do I have to decide now?”

                “Nope” Larry handed her his card, “Just call me.  I will make you sign a contract to everything we talked about.”

                Larry paid for his tab and Sally’s and walked out of the bar.  Sally took a deep breath.  She went home and called Tiffany and started speaking a mile a minute about everything that happened.  Tiffany said, “He’s a psycho pig.  I’m sorry I left you alone with that fucking creep.”
                “Yea, it’s okay you didn’t know” Sally said with no sincerity in her voice. 

                A couple days later, Sally called Larry.  Thousands of dollars for something she had done before for a couple drinks or dinner seemed like a no-brainer.  Larry picked up quickly and Sally shyly stated, “Hey, it’s Sally, we met at the bar a couple days ago.”

                Sally would have been crushed if Larry didn’t remember but he responded, “I know who you are.  Did you think about my proposal?”

                “I did, and well, I’ll do it.”

                “Great, I’ll arrange for a doctor’s visit”

                “Yes of course, thank you.”

                They scheduled the preliminary things they discussed and both of them had all their worries best assuaged as they could be.  Sally showed up to the room number of a nice hotel that Larry was staying at and knocked on the door feeling very dirty for what she was about to do.  Larry opened the door and let her in.  Sally was actually glad that he had a t-shirt and shorts on.  She half expected him to show up naked or in Sadomasochist gear.  She sat on the bed and looked at Larry, who was removing his shirt.  Sally exhaled deeply and stated, “Can we like talk first?  I just don’t feel very comfortable just doing it right away.  Is that okay?”

                Larry had his shirt off but he shrugged his shoulders and uttered, “Of course.  What do you want to talk about?”

                They made small talk and then Sally said, “Did you hear about what happened in Portland with ANTIFA?”
                “Yea, they are running that city and the mayor won’t let the police do anything about it.”

                “What do you mean?”

                “Danielle Outlaw is the Chief of Police’s name.  After an Asian conservative got sent to the hospital with a bran bleed because ANTIFA beat the fuck out of him, she gave some bullshit about rules of engagement and that the cops need to intervene carefully to protect the safety of the demonstrators as well as law enforcement.  I’m sorry but when the demonstrators are throwing liquid concrete and rocks at someone, the cops need to come in with the riot gear and start taking them out.”

                “I agree with that.  You don’t even have to take them all out.  You just need to take out one or two then the rest will follow.  These are like millennials living with their parents.  They’re not hardened men and they fold easily.  I don’t think it’s good that the mayor would stop the police from intervening.  Especially after a journalist is sent to the hospital.  I was more talking about the ICE raids.  She won’t participate in helping ICE because Portland is a sanctuary city.”

                “Do you know what position that puts ICE raids in?  It’ s a recipe for disaster.”

                “No I don’t”

                “ICE agents don’t show up in uniform.  They have plain clothes.  So, a plain clothes person goes into a house to raid it and grab the illegal alien.  Someone might call the cops.  A cop might see it.  If the ICE agents aren’t allowed to notify the police then the cops won’t be able to distinguish between an ICE raid and a burglary.  This can easily lead to cops and ICE agents involved in a shoot out.”

                “Good thing that Outlaw tells her men not to engage.  Maybe the lax policing would be good to avoid this confrontation.”

                “It would be better if cops were allowed to protect the citizenry from violent people and knew about the raids so they didn’t have to waste their time with this.  The fucked up thing is that Outlaw has asked the federal government for help with ANTIFA but she won’t help them. “

                “Yea, that is a little hypocritical.  You seem angry, I’m going to let you get some of that anger out.” She said with a smile as she got up. 

                Sally stripped herself of her clothes and walked towards Larry who had stripped himself.  Larry lowered his hands to below her butt and hoisted her up.  Sally wrapped her legs around him and Larry carried her to the table. She placed Sally on the table knocking off a bottle of tequila, shot glass and lubricant that he had prepared since he liked body shots for foreplay.  Sally sat on the table, put her right foot against Larry’s chest and pushed him back.  She smiled back at him and said, “You need a condom.”

            Larry put a condom on while Sally jumped to her feet and turned her back to Larry. She bent over the table and Larry walked in between her legs and thrust his penis into her from behind.  Sally shot her legs straight back but didn’t wrap them forcing Larry to grab her shins and hold them in place.  Larry yanked her legs as he drove his pelvis forward humping Sally hard.  He caressed her legs as he continued to hold her in place repeatedly pulling her into him causing his penis to protrude further and further towards her clitoris through her vagina.  Sally lost her grip on the table and Larry pulled her off but she recovered quickly by bending down and wrapping her arms and legs around Larry’s legs but not letting Larry pull out.  Instead his penis slid to penetrate from the front instead of the rear as she hung upside down.  She twisted her legs towards the right causing Larry to trip to the ground.    She continued to hug his legs with all her limbs as Larry slapped her butt and squeezed hard arching his back to continue grinding his pelvis into hers. 

            After a little, Sally let go and stood up.  Larry followed her and Sally turned him toward the bed and shoved him on it.  Larry sat down and Sally straddled him and grinded her breasts against his face.  Larry leaned back and Sally rode him hard. 

Sally kissed her way down his neck and chest to his crotch.  She removed the condom and placed his penis into her mouth and bobbed her head aggressively.  She then placed his penis in between her breasts and rubbed it back and forth between them.  Sally made her way back towards his head the same way she came down and said, “I want you to cum in me.” As she reinserted his penis into her and rode him hard. 

            She didn’t have to wait long to get her wish as semen exploded from his penis into her birth canal. 

            Larry pulled out and panted.  They lied next to each other and Larry said, “As you know, if you get pregnant, I’m not going to have any part of the baby.  I’ll pay for an abortion but that’s about it. 

            Sally responded, “I have an IUD so you’re fine”

            “Why would I wear a condom before if you had an IUD?”

            “I didn’t want to tell you I had one till after the fact in case you called it off”

            “Why would I call it off?”

            “If I have an IUD, you know I’m sexually active and not as innocent as I look.  You don’t like prostitutes. That’s why you do this.  I didn’t want you to associate me as a slut

            “You’re not a prostitute; I kind of assume most women, especially in their 30s, are sexually active.”

            “Well then, you can never be too careful” Sally said with a smile.

            “Guess not” he submitted

            “What do you think about Ilhan Omar and this immigration fraud scandal?”

            “You mean how she married her brother to get around taxes and allow him in the country?”

            “Yes, but I saw on CNN that Omar says it’s a disgusting lie.”

            “That was Jim Acosta right?”

            “Not sure.”

            “Well, he did say that and then declared the case closed.  As if it’s impossible that someone who was accused of a crime would deny it and call it disgusting” Larry opined sarcastically.

            “Yea, CNN was calling Trump horrible for saying it.”

            “A lot of people have reported on it.  Jim Acosta hates the president and thinks everything he says is horrible.  I think it’s horrible to defraud the government.  This should be investigated and if the evidence is as damning as it is and there’s no reasonable doubt that she did this then she should resign and be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.”

            “Yea the dude on CNN did say that anyone who says that she married her brother is wrong and a despicable person”

            “I think Acosta is a horrible person.  Always be aware of Emperor New Clothes speak.  When people start a sentence with, ‘you’re an idiot if you believe or ‘everyone knows’ then you can be reasonably sure that you’re about to hear some bullshit.”

            “You really don’t like that guy do you?”

            “No, I don’t.  He even contradicted himself.  Trump denied the Stormy Daniels scandal and Acosta pretended he didn’t answer the question when Trump vehemently denied it and attacked the accusers”

            “I don’t really know the other side of the story.  What is the evidence?”

            “Omar swore to obvious lies in divorce court.  On August 8, 2018, she got a divorce from someone who is alleged to be her brother because she hadn’t seen him in years.  After a certain amount of time, you can get divorced without your spouse being there if he or she hasn’t been seen in a while.”

            “That makes sense.  No need to put your life on hold and be tied down with marriage if you haven’t seen your spouse in a few years.  Kind of need to move on with your life.”

            “Yes, I agree obviously.  So they were married from 2009 – 2011 and then Omar claims she never saw him again.  She, however, posted social media pictures in 2013 with him.  They find the guy and ask him if he’s the person in the 2013 picture and he admits that it is.”

            “Sounds pretty damning”
            “it was but he covered for Omar by saying that it doesn’t count because her husband is listed as having a birthday of 4/4/85 and that’s not his birthday.”

            “I’m confused, what does that mean?”

            “He claims that her husband is a different guy with the same name as him.”

            “Oh, so honest mistake.”

            “The dude’s name is Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, they checked in the UK, there is only one of him in Britain and Omar’s husband lives in Britain.”

            “Why would they do it anyway?”

            “Because Ahmed Sur Said Elmi because an American citizen between 2009 and 2011 because he was married to Omar who is an American citizen.  Furthermore, the guy that they interviewed who admitted being the man in the photos with her in 2013 also posted pictures of him when he was in the hospital.  Not realizing that when you go to the hospital, they put an arm band on you.  Do you know what information is on that arm band?”

            “Your name?”

            “And your birthday”

            “I think I know where this is going.”

            “On the arm band, it clearly states 4/4/85, which was the birthday of Omar’s husband.”

                “Okay so they saw each other but how do you know they’re related?”

                “I have to recheck my sources but there are posts from the only girl that both her and Ilhan admit are sisters.  When the sister had kids, Ahmed posted a picture and said, “I have new nieces”  They tracked down the father who listed four kids, Ahmed, Ilhan , Sarah and another woman.  They tracked down the Omar family that I think admitted they took Ilhan in so that she could stay in the country and passed her off as their kid.  There’s a lot of shit they uncovered and whenever they ask Omar about it, she refuses to talk about it.  I mean, why not just comment on it?  If you say nothing, people get suspicious why”

                “But then when she denies it, you call her a liar.”

                “You need to explain the facts in a different way.  When Trump denied it, he explained.  It was consensual, I don’t know her, I wasn’t even at the hotel, I was meeting with people.  He has alibis, he has explanations.  Omar just says ‘disgusting lie’ and does nothing to back it up.  It’s a little odd.

                “Alright, so, I fulfilled my end of the deal”

                “Where do you want to go?”

                “I don’t know, I was thinking like an African Safari or maybe see Egypt”

                Larry called a travel company and arranged a Safari in Kenya and then a flight to Egypt to see the pyramids and go on a Nile cruise.  Larry looked up from the phone and said, “Is that good?”

                Sally quietly nodded and agreed too shocked to understand what just happened.  He gave the phone to Sally who told her all the pertinent information to book the trip and what dates worked for her.  When she got off the phone, Sally was beaming.  She hadn’t even gotten dressed yet but ran and wrapped her arms and legs around Larry screaming, “Thank You.”

                “Thank you” Larry responded as he held her.  Sally was giddy and couldn’t stop smiling.  Larry liked this reaction. It made him think that he did something good even though it seemed sketchy.  Sally got dressed and left the hotel.  The next day, Larry returned to New York.  They never saw each other again and when the time came, Sally had an amazing African trip.