Larry the Billionaire Episode 21 Late Bloomers

                Vanessa grew up in Westlake, Ohio which a western suburb of Cleveland.  She went to the public schools there so had a community pride in her city.  The Cleveland that she grew up in was not the Cleveland that it was now.  After the success of the Cleveland Cavaliers under Lebron James, developers had come in and revitalized Cleveland.  Lake front property that was previously used for section 8 and project housing had been converted to high rises that wealthier people were happy to pay given their water views.  This brought in more money to create a vibrant downtown area that brought people from the suburbs to the city.  In order to keep up, the suburbs improved themselves and what was once a city known as ‘the mistake on the lake’ was becoming a popular place for people all over the country to come raise a family.  Hollywood also realized that the downtown area closely resembled New York so movies with already high special effects budgets like the Avengers and Fast and the Furious would film New York scenes in Cleveland to save money.  Unfortunately with these massive development, the state that used to rank last in real estate was now getting pricey to own a home.  Vanessa had worked since she was in high school starting out at a movie theater and understanding what it meant to grind.  Still though, with student loan debt, a mediocre paying job, she didn’t foresee buying a house in her future.  Growing up, Vanessa had a weight problem so didn’t really get much attention with guys.  Her younger sisters were taller and thinner so got much more attention even from older guys, which infuriated her.  Now that she is 31, she has slimmed down considerably and her large breasts and butt have remained.  For years, she always felt the need to be proportioned to avoid back problems when she got older.  She even considered breast reductions but those fears were gone now.  Right now she finds herself at a bar talking about her problems with her friend.

                The friend says, “Nothing is really stopping you from buying a house.”

                “You need a 20% down payment.  It’ll take my years to save that up.”

                “No you don’t”

                “You do to avoid paying the PMI tax”

                “So pay the PMI tax”

                “I don’t want to have to pay more than I’d have to.  Being penalized because I don’t have a lot of reserve money seems unjust to me.  I don’t know what to do.”

                She was about to get an opportunity to get what she wanted. 

 

                Larry was a billionaire who grew up in Lakewood, Ohio.  It was a western suburb of Cleveland.  He had never had much success with girls and now that he was wealthy, he just assumed all girls were money grubbing tricksters trying to trap men into marrying them only so they could divorce them and get a huge payout.  Trust was never something that Larry had.  It helped him not be swindled on his way to the top but it also caused him to live alone.  He would have it no other way.  He didn’t have a sex drive as pronounced as most men but every now and then when he got the urge, he would find a girl that was vocal about a financial need.  He’d satisfy the one financial need in exchange for her to satisfy his one need.  To him, it was a simple business transaction.  He loathed prostitutes because anyone could have them.  He liked the corrupting nature of having a ‘normal’ woman be swayed into sex based on an outrageous price tag he put on it.  Right now, he was at one of his friend’s house.  His friend was a conservative like Larry.  Bob Mueller had just testified to congress. His friend missed it because he was travelling but he was trying to find highlights of it.  He commented, “I can’t find much on it.”

                “That’s because it was an epic disaster” replied Larry

                “Well, you’re like really far right so you’re a little biased.”

                “That is true but let’s just say the Republicans stopped asking questions at the end.”

                His friend laughed, “That’s the biggest underlying tone ever.  It’s basically saying ‘thank you.’”

                Larry grinned and simply said, “Yea”

                His friend tried to avoid mainstream media since they get things wrong so often but he had to resort to it now.  He checked MSNBC and found Jeremy Bash saying ‘Rather than breathe life into the report, he sucked the life out of it.’  He cut to Chuck Todd and he wasn’t much better.    Finally his friend opined, “Man, it must have been a shit show if even the mainstream media isn’t even trying to spin it that it was good.”

                “Yea, the Republicans filet him and when the Democrats tried to give him softball questions to make the President look bad he just refused to answer them.”

                “Okay so before the Republicans just stopped because they were too far ahead, what did they say?”

                “Florida representative Matt Gaetz didn’t even both asking.  He told Mueller, ‘either Steele lied about getting information from the Russians or the Russians lied to Steele and fed him disinformation to influence our election.”

                “What did Mueller say?”

                “Nothing.  Just sat there looking dumbfounded”

                “Anyone else?”

                “Texas Representative Gohmert talked about the texts showing obvious personal animus for Trump.  He asked why he didn’t investigate the deleted texts and e-mails from Hillary, Strzok and Page.”

                “Let me guess.  Mueller just kind of said that wasn’t his job.”

                “Don’t even bother asking Mueller’s response.  He didn’t really answer questions.  It was just ‘not my purview,’ ‘I wouldn’t say that.’ ‘refer to the report, ‘I’m not sure.’”

                “What did Nunes say?  He was like the main event.”

                “He asked about Veselnitskaya.  He wanted to know why Mueller found it unnecessary to mention that she met more times with Glenn Simpson than she did with Trump Jr.  If the Trump Tower meeting was so bad and collusion because she was there, why wasn’t it collusion when Hillary’s paid oppositional guy met with her too?  Mueller was basically like, ‘who’s Glenn Simpson.’”

                His friend chuckled and then proposed, “Let’s go to a bar.  I could use a drink. I’ve been flying for eight hours.”

                “Sounds good to me.”

                They go to a bar and grab a drink.  While there he hears one of his trigger phrases.  A woman says she doesn’t see how it’s possible to save up enough money to put a down payment on a house to avoid the PMI tax.  Larry smiles.  Although his friend knows about his indecent proposals, Larry isn’t about to do it so soon while he’s hanging out with him.  After a couple drinks and small talk, Larry’s friend says, “Alright, well it was good to see you.  I’m glad you didn’t go for your prey while you were with me.  I’ll let you go on your hunt.”

                Larry narrowed his eyes and gave him a quizzical look, “How did you know?” he asked

                “My job is to investigate insurance fraud claims.  I’m paid to be observant.”

                “Well, you’re correct”

                “She’s pretty hot.  Enjoy”

                They shook hands and Larry went over to the table.  He heard the girl’s friend say, “Look, obviously he didn’t want to be there but the Democrats brought up some good point about Trump colluding and obstructing.”

                “Like what?” Larry asked. 

                “Well, like how that guy met with the Greek dude to tell him about dirt on Hillary.”

                “’the guy,’ as you call him, is Joseph Mifsud.  He is a Maltese professor.”

                “They say he’s a Russian agent.”

                “I know what they say.  They are lying.  Mifsud works for a university in Rome called the Link campus.”

                “But he told the Greek….”

                “Papadopoulos”

                “Yea him.  He told him that he had dirt on Hillary.”

                “And it has since been found out that Mifsud was asked specifically by the Link campus to meet with Papadopoulos”

                “You say that name so well.  Are you Greek?”

                “I am”

                She smiles and says, “So is my friend her” indicating Vanessa.

                “Nice to meet you” Larry says shaking hands with Vanessa and sizing her up.

                “Likewise.”

                Her friend asks, “Why would a school want Mifsud to meet with Papa?”

                “Many CIA and FBI agent frequent the link campus.  The FBI actually has a training facility there.  Diplomats come in all the time.  They used their influence because they hated Trump and Obama weaponized his intelligence community against Trump and his campaign.  Since Papadopoulos is only 30-years-old, they figured he was an easy target because he was relatively young and impressionable.  They thought they could seduce him with the information to tell the Trump campaign thus building a collusion narrative.  Problem is, Papadopoulos never told anyone on the Trump campaign about the meeting.  They underestimated the genius Greek brain that’s fed by olive oil and feta cheese”

                Both girls laughed.  Vanessa interjected, “Alright but that’s kind of loose.  Do we know if Mifsud himself had ties to any of these western intelligence assets?”

                “Mifsud’s lawyer has released pictures of Mifsud with many western intelligence assets and diplomats.  I’m beginning to think he was one himself.”

                The friend declares, “Maybe he’s a Russian spy infiltrating us.”

                “If that were true, the government would do a damage assessment when they figured it out since he’s meeting with all these officials.  They never did though.  He knows people who live in Russia but that’s not the same thing as being a Russian agent.  Hell, I know people who lived in Russia.”

                “So do we”

                Vanessa inquired, “This is kind of interesting.  What else did the link campus say?”

                “They told him to meet with this hot chick that they told him was Putin’s niece.  Now, Mifsud knows it’s not Putin’s niece because she is his student.  She had been living in Britain for over a decade but he introduced him as that to Papadopoulos.” 

                “Alright, so this is getting a little sketchy.  But, I mean Mueller’s report is over 400 pages long.  It has to say something.   He was thoroughly investigating for two years.”

                “Right, and since he was the head of the FBI and he had a budget of 40 million dollars, you’d think he could find some juicy leads and sources right?”

                “Right”

                Larry shows her a portion of the Mueller report with footnotes to New York Times and various media articles.  “So then why does he have to resort to just taking public information that anyone can see?”

                Vanessa and her friend exchange glances.  She finally pronounces, “Okay, you’re making some interesting points.”

                “Look at this one.” Vanessa takes the phone and sees a footnote about George Nadar and a suspicious meeting in the Seychelles between Eric Prince and Russian officials. It states as evidence that on November 10, 2016, Nadar said he talked to someone that knew a guy that said that Trump talked to Russians at the World Chess Championship in New York.”

                “Wait, he talked to someone who talked to someone?  What are they playing telephone?”

                “Not just that, look at the date”

                “What about it?”

                “It was three days after he won the election.  Trump was at his victory party.  You’re trying to tell me that Donald Trump.  A man that had just won the Presidency of the United States snuck out from the party and went to downtown Manhattan and hung out at a chess tournament and nobody noticed?”

                “Yea, kind of unlikely.  I also think chess is a little too boring for Trump who hangs around supermodels and stuff.”

                Vanessa’s friend noticed that this guy was very interested in Vanessa so she excused herself wanting Vanessa to find someone.  Larry doesn’t mince words and comments, “I must confess, I heard you talking earlier about needing a down payment for a house to avoid the PMI tax.  If you pick the house, I’ll make the 10% down payment if you fuck me.”

                There was a long silence and Vanessa’s initial reaction was to be angry.  She tried to scold him but in the back of her mind she was contemplating it.  She countered, “One night?”

                “Yes”

                “that’s a lot of money for just one night of sex.  You could probably have a prostitute for like a month.”

                “I don’t want someone that anyone with a thousand dollars in disposable income could get.  I understand for someone more innocent, I need to pay more.  The idea of it being a lot of money depends on the person.  To you, it’s a lot of money.  To me, it’s not.”

                “Tonight?”

                “No, we both needed to get tested for STD’s.  If we’re both clean then we will proceed.  You will have to sign a contract so that you can’t accuse me of rape later.”

                “That makes sense.”

                “Great, I’ll make an appointment tomorrow then we can do it whenever you want.”

                “Sounds good”

                “What’s your number?”

                Vanessa gave it to him.  Larry called her so she would have his and they parted ways.  The next day they got the check up and both came out clean.  Vanessa signed the contract and then started house hunting.  When she found the house she wanted, she called him to arrange the rendezvous.  Larry got the contact of the buyers and put the down payment in escrow to be realized on closing.  It was standard procedure but little did they know that he was closing on another deal.  Vanessa walked into a hotel room and saw Larry.  She was a little nervous so uttered, “There’s something else I wanted to ask you about this whole Mueller report thing?”

                “Shoot”

                “When they talk about the Moscow Trump tower; they accused Trump of obstruction of justice because Cohen might expose other conspiracies that may exist.”

                “Cohen completely turned on Trump.  If he knew any other conspiracies it would have come out.”

                “Yea but he told Cohen not to tell them anything.”

                “According to Cohen, who has lied multiple times by now and changed his story a lot.  He was actually convicted of lying under oath.”

                “Because Trump told him to.”

                “So he says.  But again, he’s a convicted liar.”

                “I don’t know, it makes sense to me.”

                “That Trump told him maybe but the real question of if it’s obstruction is ridiculous.  You’re not obstructing because someone might know something.  You obstruct by physically not allowing that person to testify.  Cohen did testify.  You can’t say that Mueller couldn’t interview Cohen because he did several times and Cohen completely turned against Trump and still had nothing.  Cohen was charged for things that had nothing to do with Trump.  So, you’re saying that Trump obstructed by stopping a guy who didn’t know anything from talking to them.  The guy ended up talking about it and now there is no doubt that he didn’t know anything because he didn’t tell them anything when he fully cooperated.”

                “Yea, man it seemed so convincing when the Democrats were talking but if you think about it for a second it makes no sense.”

                “That is true for all liberal positions.”

                “Alright, that’s just ridiculous but whatever I came here to fulfill my end of the bargain and I will.”

Vanessa stripped herself of her clothes.  She immediately kissed Larry and he kissed back starting a make out session as Larry removed his clothes.  Vanessa placed a condom on Larry’s penis and jumped up wrapping her legs around him and forcing him inside her.  She leaned back and Larry ran his hands along her large breasts and Vanessa pulled herself up and smothered Larry’s face in between them.  Larry sucked on each breast and Vanessa lowered her body as Larry kissed her neck and lips.  After a while, Vanessa hopped down for she realized that she was more making love than having sex.  She walked to the bed and lied face down lifting her legs in the air as they hung off the bed.  Larry positioned himself in between her legs and Vanessa pushed onto the ground for leverage and raised her legs to Larry’s shoulders.  Larry guided her legs around his neck and pushed himself forward arching Vanessa’s back towards her head with her legs.  He shoved her legs forward so as to allow himself to penetrate Vanessa from behind a little cautious if he was pushing beyond the elasticity of Vanessa’s back. As if Vanessa could sense his trepidation, she reached her hands back and grabbed Larry’s calves pulling on them driving herself back into his groin and her legs further toward the headboard.  This seemed to do the trick as Larry thrust his pelvis repeatedly.  His mouth kissed Vanessa’s feet and his hands caressed her legs and grabbed her butt.  As the intensity picked up, Vanessa let out a guttural st=cream as she achieved orgasm as Larry’s penis continued to plow its way through her vagina.  Larry dropped Vanessa’s legs and she rolled over looking at Larry seductively.  She reached her hand back and grabbed the headboard.  She smiled at Larry and said, “Take me.”

            “Larry crawled over her and undercut her arms with his and humped her.  Vanessa wrapped her legs around his legs and rested her feet on his hamstrings.  Larry sucked on her breasts and kissed her legs as he caressed them.  He moved his mouth to her neck and mouth continuing his normal motions with his hands and groin.  After a while, Vanessa let go of the headboard and Larry turned her to her stomach.  He slapped his palms against her butt and slid them down her legs.  He straddled her right leg and licked her right butt cheek.  He dabbed salt over the moistened area and then removed the salt with his tongue.  He poured a shot of tequila and stuck it in her butt only to remove it again with his mouth and bend his head back emptying the contents.  He jumped over to her left leg and put his lips on her left butt cheek licking in a circular motion as he raised his mouth from the bottom of the cheek to the top.  He poured salt over the affected area and sucked the salt down his esophagus before pouring another shot of tequila and dropped it in her butt so he could remove it with his mouth.  He grabbed her shins and pulled her legs off the bed bending her over it.  He grabbed the Vaseline from the table and generously applied it to her butt crack.  He then gripped her waist and pulled her back as his penis entered her butt.  He continued to hump his way into her rectum as Vanessa moaned in pleasure.  He knelt up onto the bed and Vanessa rose to all fours as Larry reached around massaging her breasts and kissing her neck.  Vanessa said, “Pick me up.”

            Larry stepped down from the bed and hoisted Vanessa up and used only one hand to play with her breasts while the other hand went south and explored her clitoris, labia majora and minora.  He slid his fingers behind her vaginal walls and worked the G-spot.  Vanessa began moaning and after a while, she climaxed.  Larry switched hands and continued till he heard Vanessa bellow out yet again.  Vanessa dropped her legs and Larry let go of her.  She turned towards him and dropped to her knees.  She reached around and squeezed his butt as she pulled off the condom with her mouth.  She put his penis deep in her mouth and bobbed her head back and forth as Larry reached around and squeezed her hair pulling and pushing it as she sucked on his penis.  Vanessa raised her body and rubbed Larry’s penis in between her breasts while she cupped his scrotum in her right hand moving his testicles around.  She oscillated her mouth from sucking on his dick to licking his scrotum and putting it in her mouth.  Larry said, “Lie face down on the bed, I want to own your ass again.”

            Vanessa shyly got up and lied face down on the bed just as she was ordered to do.  Larry hovered over her and pummeled her butt repeatedly putting his full weight behind each thrust.  Soon he collapsed onto Vanessa as semen filled her rectal cavity.  When he was done, he rolled off.

            Vanessa turned onto her back and panted as well.  She was the first to speak  “Did you hear about those guys that threw buckets at the cops in New York?”

            “Yea, fucking De Blasio.  He never has the cops’ back so wouldn’t let them retailiate.”

            “They got arrested”

            “Oh, well that’s good.  I think it’s because it made national news but whatever, I’ll give credit where credit is due.  De Blasio didn’t stop the cops from prosecuting them.  People were like, ‘it’s only water.’”

            “Well, it was”

            “it’s disrespecting people trying to protect you.  They were responding to a call.  If the cops know every time they go to that neighborhood that will happen to them, they’re not going to want to respond anymore.  What do you think will happen to that neighborhood then?”

            “I guess I never thought about that.  They’re cops though, they should go regardless”

            “Cops are people too.”

            Vanessa shrugged her shoulders, “Yea I guess so.”

            “What do you think about this new budget deal the House passed?”

            “It’s fucking horrendous.  I can’t believe Trump approved it.”

            “That’s the first time I’ve heard you say anything against a Republican”

            “You haven’t known me that long.”

            “True but I mean we’re already in debt, raising spending caps seems stupid”

            “It is stupid.  It’s not even like a little bit higher, it’s $320 Billion dollars more.  I don’t care that the government is hitting record revenues, that’s not sustainable.  Trump should just let the cap extension expire so we have a 15% reduction across the board.  Besides, he said last year that he signed the omnibus spending bill to take care of the military.  The military is taken care of.  He said he’d never do it again so he needs to keep his word.”

                “Yea, I agree.  I think he’ll sign it though.”

                “Unfortunately I do too.  For the exact same reason.  He’s going to say he needs to help the military but the base isn’t going for that anymore.  I mean a businessman does know you need to spend money to make money but there’s a limit to that.  Maybe these bankruptcies weren’t strategic after all.”

                “I hope you’re wrong.”

                “Me too, but Trump hasn’t done anything to prove me wrong.”

                “Yea, so what happens now with our deal?”

                “The money gets moved from Escrow to the sellers of the house and you have a mortgage payment.”

                “I’m just a little shocked that it was this easy.”

                “I don’t know, I fucked you pretty hard.  Not sure how easy it was.”

                Vanessa moved her eyes side to side but said nothing on that topic.  Instead, she changed it to what she really wanted to know, “Can I spend the night here?  I really feel cheap if I go home.  I know that that’s what we agreed to but...”

                “We agreed to one night.  It’s still night”              

                Vanessa smiled.  She draped her arm and leg over Larry and lied on his shoulder.  Larry cradled her for a little then rolled toward her so that he was on his side.  Vanessa followed suit and Larry placed his left hand on her stomach while the right acted as an extension of the pillow and Vanessa had her back to him.  She slid her legs back in between his and exhaled as her entire body relaxed.  They both fell asleep quickly.  In the morning, they got breakfast together and then went their separate ways.  Larry flew back to New York where he lived and Vanessa started her new life as a home owner.