In Bloomington, Minnesota 14-year-old
Katie is out with some friends at the Mall of the Americas. While walking, a man coming from the opposite
direction turns to her as they pass each other and says, “Yo, Mamacita, you’re
beautiful.”
Katie smiles and blushes a
little bit at the attention. As she has
just entered high school, she has already started thinking about doing more
adult things but even though her friends seem eager, she is a little hesitant. She turns and looks at who made the comment
but the fact that the man was also turning to look at her made her even more
embarrassed.
Julian Alcaide Lopez is
37-years-old and at the Mall of the Americas as it is a prime hunting
ground. Not having grown up in America,
Julian does not have the stigma of statutory rape rules inherent in American
culture. What he has found living in
Minnesota, is that high school girls believe themselves to be too mature for
high school boys so look for older men.
It is this theory that Julian wants to exploit for when he was in high school;
he could never get the attention of the more attractive girls in his
class. At 5’4” 135 pounds, he was
considered too short for a lot of girls who all looked for taller men. Even if he was taller than a girl, they still
wanted taller and older men. At least
now he had one thing going for him; he was older thus they believed him to be
more mature. As he walked by he saw a
cute red headed girl with an hour glass shaped body with big breasts and a nice
firm butt. He called out to her as he
passed and waited a moment before turning around. If she looked back, he knew he had her. As he did with a smile, his brown eyes and
thin mustached face locked with the brown eyed girl. He turned around and walked over, “I see you
looking at me. My name is Julian”
“Katie”
Katie puts her hand out but
Julian opens his arms and Katie lets him hug her. As they let go, Katie feels a slight graze of
his hand along her butt and thinks to say something but given that it wasn’t an
actual squeeze figures it was just an accident.
He asks, “I’d like to take you out to dinner. you want to go?”
“Well, we were off to see a
movie.”
“I like movies.”
“Well, you can come with us if
you want.”
“I’d love to thank you.”
As they are walking, Julian
looks at her skirt wave back and forth as she walks. Julian pays for her ticket and gets popcorn
for the both of them to share. During
the movie, Julian puts his arm around her and she scoots in closer. It’s not long into the movie that Julian takes
his hand off her shoulder and puts it on her leg. Using the other arm, he takes advantage that
Katie has the popcorn in her lap and goes to grab some. As he does that, his other hand slips up her
skirt and rubs her thigh and his fingers trace the outline of her
underwear. Katie whispers, “Stop! Way
too fast.”
“No, it’s not. You know you want it.”
“No I don’t; stop”
“You wouldn’t want to make a
scene with all these people and ruin the movie for them.” He asserts as his fingers slip under her
underwear and are now penetrating her.”
Katie’s eyes widen in
shock. Her eyes look over at a smiling
Julian with a pleading look. She’s still
whispering but trying to be as stern as possible, “This is so inappropriate! Stop! Don’t touch me.”
“I hope you know how bad I can
hurt you and your friends. You invited
me here. You let me buy the
tickets. You owe me access to your body. Otherwise, you’re just a fucking tease.”
Katie grabs his wrist and yanks
at it trying to pull his hand out of her and Julian responds by grabbing her
left knee in his other hand squeezing on the pressure point. Katie gasps in pain as tears stream down her
face. “Please stop” she tries since
being stern didn’t work.
Finally, Katie stands up and
walks the opposite way apologizing to people saying she has to go to the
bathroom. Julian grabs at her arm but
she slaps it away and the sound of the slap frightens him enough to release
long enough for her to get away. He
looks around but it doesn’t seem like anyone noticed. He waits a couple minutes then exits the
movie himself. Katie went straight to
the bathroom to cry in a stall but luckily Julian wasn’t coming after her. He
was leaving for he had a feeling what was coming next.
It took about seven minutes
before Katie composed herself and exited the bathroom. As she slowly walked down the aisle she sat
in an empty seat so she wouldn’t have to bother anyone as she pushes
through. It was too dark for her to
realize that Julian had left. When the
movie was over, she got her things and got a ride to the police station where
she filed a complaint.
Over 1,600 miles southwest in
Arizona, Nouno and his wife Abby are watching a show. They quickly lose interest and Abby is on
social media and talking to her husband.
She remarks, “Hey babe, the New York Times claims….”
“I don’t give a shit about the
New York Times” Nouno interrupts.
“You’re not going to even listen
to what it is before you call it fake?”
“No need, they’re incapable of
telling the truth. They recently
admitted that the reason they changed the headline about Tara Reid accusing
Biden of inappropriately touching her is because the Biden campaign told them
to. I mean, I always knew that the media
was a leftist propaganda arm but now they’re actually admitting it.”
“No, that’s what honest
journalists do. If they print something
that is false and they are corrected; they issue a correction.”
“That isn’t what happened. Even the editor admitted that they didn’t
they make a factual mistake, they just thought the phrasing was awkward.”
“There you go. They just reworded it.”
“The article took a sentence
that said there was no evidence from other staffers of sexual misconduct aside
from hugging, kissing and excessive touching that made them uncomfortable and
changed it to there was no evidence from other staffers about sexual
misconduct. Do you think those two
sentences are the same?”
“Well, no, but….” Abby trailed
off
“But what? Then when they asked him how they justify
waiting two weeks after Reid’s complaint to even comment on the story and
reported right away on Kavanaugh, he declares that Ford’s accusations were
already in the public forum in a large way but nobody knows about Tara Reid.”
“Nobody does know about Tara
Reid”
“Because the media ignored her accusations! The only reason everyone knew Ford’s
accusations is because the media gave her a platform and a megaphone. A courtesy they didn’t give Reid despite how
the Me Too movement and others claims ‘believe women.’”
“Well, you said the editor of the
New York Times was Carlos Slim but it’s actually Dean Baquet.”
“How is that relevant? Slim owns the paper and Baquet is the
editor. I’m not sure the confusion. Back to the issue, how come the New York
Times didn’t make any edits to their reporting when the Trump campaign
repeatedly told them that the Russian collusion narrative was a hoax?”
“Well, he was running for
president and Kavanaugh was going for Supreme Court Justice. Those are very high positions with a lot of
power so it’s better to check every story.”
“Biden is running for president
in case you missed that.”
“Well yea, but, whatever, we
have a case.”
“Where to?”
“Don’t get mad”
“Minnesota again?”
“Look, when they stop sexually
assaulting little kids, we’ll stop going there.
Besides, 122 people have died from Coronavirus here and only 70 have
died in Minnesota.”
“Why do I have to explain this
every time? Pure numbers don’t mean
anything. Arizona has 3,705 cases. That means on a death by cases basis, we’re
at 3.29%. Minnesota, on the other hand,
despite their vaunted Mayo Clinic, is 4.24%.”
“Look, you think percentages
matter, I think pure numbers matter.
1,650 cases is like a third of ours.”
“Numbers are meaningless if you
have nothing to compare it to. Do you
want to know contagion rate?”
“No, I don’t”
As Nouno looks at his data, he
frowns. “Okay fine, I won’t tell you.”
Abby caught it and replies,
“Based on that look, now I want to know.”
“Arizona’s contagion rate is
8.8% but Minnesota is 4.29%.”
“I think you’re trying to say
that Minnesota is safer.”
“No, I’m saying you’re less
likely to get it in Minnesota but if you do get it, you’re more likely to
die. Damn, when you take population into
account, everything is better in Minnesota.
Cases per capita is 0.05% here but 0.03% in Minnesota. Minnesota is actually the lowest in the
country! The death rate, similarly,
0.0018% in Arizona but 0.0013% in Minnesota.”
“I think, what you’re trying to
say, is that I’m right.”
“Yes, but not for the reasons
you thought.”
“Doesn’t matter; I was
right. I booked us a flight.”
“I just think you’re enjoying
cutting dicks off.”
Abby and Nouno were vigilantes
who went around the country killing people that the justice system refused to
prosecute for politically correct reasons.
They had a policy that child rapists would be castrated and the cause of
death would be suffocation as their own genitalia was shoved down their throat
and gagged until they ran out of air.
Abby retorted, “I don’t think this one qualifies.”
“Isn’t it objective? If they raped a child yes; if not; no. What’s the confusion that caused you to say
‘I think’”?
“You really need to stop
focusing on every word I say and just take the whole statement.”
“You know I don’t do that.”
“Well, the girl he molested was
14. That’s not really a child.”
“Isn’t under 18 a child?”
“I guess technically but I think
of 12 and under.”
“So, if they get a kid’s menu at
a restaurant then you cut the dicks off?”
“Yes”
“Are you just saying that
because you lost your virginity in high school?”
“Low blow”
“Alright fine. I’m sorry.
I don’t really care anyway. I
have no problem killing the asshole.”
“You know, we’re not all nerds
like you that enjoy playing with spread sheets all day!” she snapped angrily.
“I said I was sorry. Speaking about spreadsheets though, I’ve been
running some numbers about this Wuhan Virus.”
Abby rolled her eyes, “Of course
you were.”
“The data shows no correlation
between the speed in which states shut down and deaths or cases.”
“That’s because some states have
like no one living in them.”
“Even if you only take the 15
most populous states; there is no correlation whatsoever.”
“Maybe you want to look at all
your percentages before making any claims.”
“Sure, in the seven states that
didn’t shut down at all, their contagion rate is 6.47%, which is a fraction of
the country as a whole, which is 20.92%.
The death per cases number is much lower than any of the other groups
I’ve been tracking like Republican Governor or Democrat Governor or whether it’s
a state Trump won or Hillary won. The
lowest of those is states that Trump won, which is 3.46% compared to 1.51% for
the states that didn’t shut down. That’s
a 195% higher and that’s the lowest. If
you look at Democrat governor states, the highest, it’s 4.43%. Case per capita is almost half of the next
lowest and deaths per capita is a third below the next lowest, which would be
GOP governors by the way for both.”
“I’m sorry I asked.”
“Did you see the Trump presser?”
“No”
“He just played a montage of how
the media downplayed the threat of Wuhan Virus in January and February
absolutely obliterating their narrative that they knew and President Trump did
nothing.”
“Oh right, I did hear about
that. CNN called it propaganda”
“The video was of them. He just replayed their own stuff back to
them.”
“Cut in a way to make them look
bad.”
“Yes, accurately portraying what
they said in January and February, which exposes their lies now.”
“What does he gain by doing
that?”
“Remember when the media misquoted
him saying he called the Wuhan Virus a hoax when he really said that the media
coverage of it is a hoax?”
“I remember that’s how you
defended it.”
“Well, this proves that he was
right. This is hoax 3; Trump knew about
the Coronavirus threat but did nothing.
Just like the other two hoaxes; Russian collusion and quid pro quo with
Ukraine, it’s simply not true.”
“Right, it’s always the media’s
fault.”
“No, this time it’s not. It’s the WHO (World Health
Organization)’s They’re the ones who
denied it. Now, WHO officials are coming
out claiming they were suspicious but they were silenced by their superiors. “
“Sounds like Monday morning
quarterbacking to me.”
“I agree. I’m just saying that China covered this up by
silencing and arresting Wuhan doctors that tried to sound the alarm and then
strong armed the WHO to promote their false propaganda and misinformation.”
“Then your problem with the
media is not that they were wrong but that they claim they were right and Trump
was wrong?”
“Yes, everyone was wrong because
China and the WHO lied to the world.
Even the wonderful Dr. Fauci was confused. He called the travel ban ‘overkill’ in
February. On March 8, he was saying that
if you’re young, there’s no reason not to go on a cruise. He recommended the elderly should refrain but
that’s okay.”
“He did say domestic travel
wasn’t a problem on March 15.”
“He did”
“Yet, we’re on a plane so it
seems like we still believe that.”
“Nobody is on the plane or in
the airports. It is probably the safest
place because social distancing is easy.”
They land in Minneapolis and
Abby inquires, “When you say the seven states that didn’t shut down, which were
they?”
“Utah, South Dakota, North
Dakota, Nebraska, Wyoming, Iowa, and Arkansas.”
“You do realize that combined
those states only have one major professional sports team.”
“What’s your point?”
“There are no big cities!”
“So what, the argument is that
you shut down or die. That’s not true.”
“Whatever, let’s just go to the
hotel.”
They check into the hotel and
Abby hacks into Julian’s social media account to pinpoint his location. Nouno always wondered why the police couldn’t
do exactly what she was but then figured that they could they just didn’t,
which necessitated them in the first place.
She looks up, “Okay, I know where he lives.”
“This stay at home order is
making it easy to know where people are.”
“Yea, but it’s easier to nab
someone when they’re out drinking or doing stuff.”
“What’s the plan?”
“Same as always.”
“Break into his house and hope
he doesn’t have a shotgun?”
“No, I admit that last time your
worry that he has home field advantage almost cost us. The ‘same’ part is we’re going to do it at
his house since he lives alone. This
time, however, since he’s not a child rapist, we can go back to using me as
bait.”
“Hate to break it to you babe,
but you’re 27. You’re getting older now
and can’t pass for a teenager.”
“He’s 37 so I’m still young to
him.”
“I’m 36”
“I got you didn’t I?”
“I don’t fuck high school
girls.”
“Do I look young to you?”
“Yes, but not high school
young.”
“Well, let’s just see if it
works out shall we?”
Nouno knew it would as his wife
was still gorgeous and turned heads. She
changed into a low cut shirt to amplify her breasts and seven jeans. Although she had the natural curves to back
it up, it never hurt to wear clothing that accentuated them. They drove to Julian’s house and she rang the
doorbell plastering a charming smile on her face. Julian looked through the window and saw her
and he jumped back. He opened the door
and exclaimed, “Man, did I die and go to heaven? There’s an angel at my door.”
Abby chuckled as her voice
raised an octave. She was surprised that
she was an inch taller than him but said nothing. She queried, “I’m sorry to bother you but I
was baking cookies and I realized I don’t have any sugar. Can I borrow some?”
“Only if I can have some of
those cookies” he said flirtatiously as he ran his hand along her cheek pinning
her short blond hair behind her ear.
“Of course you can” she replied
sweetly as she brought her right hand that contained a syringe up into his chin
and suppressed the plunger delivering a powerful sedative. “Actually, I lied, I don’t bake.”
She signaled to Nouno who came
into the house with supplies. They were
both wearing rubber gloves and contained him with plastic onto an island in the
kitchen. When Julian woke up, Nouno was
standing over him with a knife. “I know
this is awkward”
“Who are you?”
“I’m the guy that’s going to
kill you.”
“What are you talking about? Why?”
“For the 14-year-old girl that
you molested at a movie theater.”
“No, this is a misunderstanding. I didn’t do anything to her. I let her keep her flower.”
“Are you trying to say that
because you didn’t rape her it’s okay?”
“I’m just saying I could have
fucked that bitch….I mean, woman…..”
“No, when you’re 14, you’re a
girl.”
“Fine, girl. Bottom line is, I didn’t”
“You could have fucked her in a
movie theater?”
“Wouldn’t be the first time
esse”
“You did penetrate her though.”
“With my fingers; that don’t
count.”
“In this country, it does.”
“Whoa whoa whoa, I get it
now. You think I’m some illegal
immigrant that doesn’t give a shit about this country. I know what’s going on. I watch the news. Did you see that CSPAN woman Paula Reid take
it to Trump at the presser?”
“I saw that bitch lie saying
that President Trump did nothing between the travel ban in January and March.”
“What did he do?”
“He had the CDC release massive
testing that they fucked up. He then cut
regulations so that labs and schools could make tests as well as allow
telemedicine. They gave a list to the
media of all the things he did; it’s a long list.”
“It sounds like you’re defending
Trump.”
“I am. The reality is that Trump warned the media
and the media did nothing.”
“Alright, fine the bitch
lied. At least, I watched the
presser. I should get some points for
that right?”
“No, you libelous, scandalous,
treacherous liberals don’t get any points from me. You’re all evil scum.”
“I guess everyone is entitled to
their opinion.”
“You people celebrated a pastor
that died after giving an Easter service.
Do you know how sick that is?”
“Hey man, Spanish people are
very religious man. That wasn’t us.”
Nouno switched to Spanish, “Yes,
I know that. That’s not the point. The point is you touched a girl when she
didn’t want you to and didn’t stop when she asked you repeatedly to. She had to get up and run away to get away
from you.”
Julian responded in Spanish,
“But I let her go.”
“You were in a room full of
people.”
“The same room I was in when I
was groping her.”
“That can be covered up in the
dark. It’s harder when she stands up.”
“Come on, you know how girls are
hot one minute and cold the next. They
want you to be a man and make the first move.
‘No’ doesn’t always mean ‘no.’ I
bet your woman played hard to get with you.”
“I stop when she tells me to.”
“Alright, so I fucked up. I’m sorry.
What is this girl to you anyway?
Is it your daughter or something?”
Nouno smiled, “It’s funny you
ask that. I’m a year younger than you
but you admit that I’m old enough to be her dad. That means you know you’re old enough to be
her dad. I’m going to take your advice
though; don’t ask permission, just penetrate” he explained as he drove the
knife into his sternum killing him instantly.
Abby and Nouno wrap the body and
load it into their car. They drive to a
crematorium and break in activating the machine. As they load Julian in, they turn it on and
leave. They go out to their car and
order take out driving to the restaurant to pick it up. As they sit in the parking lot to eat, Abby
poses, “Let’s not talk about the Coronavirus as I’m sick of that.”
“I can always go back to the
Russian collusion hoax.”
“You know what; I would actually
prefer that right now.”
“I found a fascinating article
that was written in Forbes in 2017.”
“2017? Isn’t whatever you found common knowledge by
now?”
“Kind of but an interesting
twist. It’s written by a guy that has
worked and covered Russia and its politics for many years so he’s intimately
familiar.”
“Aren’t you the one that always
says people who feel the need to accredit themselves are about to tell you
bullshit?”
“I do say that but when the
statement is that the grammar and format of the dossier is common in Russia,
then I need to back up that he is qualified to make those claims.”
“Fine, so what? It matches Russian grammar.”
“That would suggest it was
written by a Russian.”
“Wait, so all this time when
people talk about the movie script and the Steele dossier, Steele didn’t write
it but neither did Simpson. You think a
Russian wrote it?”
“The dossier does follow that
2007 article in the Wall Street Journal How
Ex-Soviets use Lobbyists to Woo
Washington but that’s only a portion of it.
A significant part wasn’t based on Russian disinformation but actually
written by a Russian and still laundered under Steele’s name.”
“I don’t think that changes
anything.”
“It provides more backup that
the dossier was not the work of any intelligence but a political hit job.”
“Seems weak.”
“I’m just getting started. The dossier alleges that Page was offered the
market value of 19.5% of Roseneft shares or 6% of the company.”
“Right, that’s the largest
Russian energy company.”
“A publicly traded company in
which 6% would amount to $720 Million.”
“Well, when you’re trying to
bribe a billionaire, you need the number to be big.”
“Just for lifting
sanctions? You think Russia believes it
can recoup that money just by having sanctions lifted?”
“Yes, I do.”
“Nobody intimately involved in
Russia does. Furthermore, this is only
if Trump wins the presidency. How likely
do you think that was in 2015?”
“I thought there was no chance
in hell up until Election Day.”
“Yet you think the Russians
spent $ 720 Million dollars as a hedge?
Furthermore, that’s a lot of money to hide for a publicly traded
company.”
“That does seem excessive and
far-fetched.”
“Yea, so when the media tries to
claim it’s Russian disinformation, they’re lying. It doesn’t even pass the laugh test so no
Russian would be dumb enough to even try to pass it off as disinformation.”
“Didn’t you just say you think a
Russian wrote it?”
“No, sorry, I’m jumping
around. The format is that they
capitalize every letter of people’s last names.
There was a memo in the dossier attacking Manafort, Papadopoulos and Page. All three last names were capitalized then
Flynn’s name was thrown in 10 days later but it wasn’t capitalized. I think a Russian wrote the first part but he
wasn’t privy to the fact that Flynn was always the main target so Steele, not
the Russian, threw in Flynn at the bottom; that’s why it was a different
format.”
“Yea, you definitely forgot that
part. Let’s start over. You think all that stuff about the bribe was
a complete lie. Here’s my question;
why?”
“Because Stefan Halper was paid
a million dollars by the Office of Net Assessment in the Pentagon to dig up
dirt on Carter Page. Hillary Clinton
paid Glenn Simpson through a law firm Perkins Coie. Simpson, in turn paid Steele. They had to find a crime for Carter Page so
they had him going to Russia. The
problem is going to Russia isn’t a crime.
They needed to justify the amount of money they were given to deliver.”
“He represented a foreign
agent.”
“Also not a crime or else every
diplomat and ambassador would be arrested.
There’s two parts. You have to be acting on behalf of a foreign government
and doing so in violation of US law.
They needed a law to be broken so they made up bribery. This is what happened in the impeachment hoax
too. Pelosi threw in bribery at the last
minute because the constitution specifically mentions bribery as a reason to
impeach. The only problem was that they
had several house hearings before impeachment where nobody used the word
‘bribery’ so doing it at the last second didn’t make any sense.”
“It sounds like it made perfect
sense; they needed to remove him from office and they knew they didn’t have
enough so they made it up and rebranded and labeled it something that they
could remove him from office for.”
“Which is fucked up.”
“I agree”
“Alright then. Anyway, this Page thing happened in late
July. The investigation was open on July
31 and it’s right around the time that McCabe sends a memo to the FBI to cut
all contact with Christopher Steele. Do
you think that maybe it’s because of this ridiculous story so McCabe figured
out he was full of shit?”
“Maybe I don’t know. Did Page go to Moscow?”
“Yes, on behalf of the CIA. When the FBI asked the CIA if that was true
the CIA said it was but an FBI agent named Clinesmith or something altered the
e-mail to say that they denied it.”
“Right, so it wasn’t a complete
lie.”
“Carter Page going to Moscow in
July was the only thing that was true.
The part about the bribe is a lie.”
“Look, nobody cares about
Russian collusion anymore.”
“With the declassification, they
will. Now, they’re going to pretend that
Russians tricked us and we all fell for it.
The point is that the Russian disinformation was just a small part of
the dossier. The majority of it was
completely fabricated by British and US agents; namely Halper, Steele and
Simpson.”
“Duly noted.”
They head back to the
crematorium to dispose of the remains in the proper way as bones don’t burn so
there is a system to get rid of it without horrifying sanitation workers. After that, they head to the hotel and get
some rest. The next day, they fly back
to Arizona and the first thing they do when they get home is change into their
bathing suits and jump in their pool. As
they are in the pool, Nouno comments, “That guy deserved it right?”
“Who?”
“The guy we went to Minnesota to
see”
“Yea, of course. Why?
Are you having doubts?”
“I’m just saying that he was
punished for doing something that he thought was innocent.”
“It doesn’t matter what he
thought. It isn’t innocent, it’s fucked
up and he got what he deserved.”
They didn’t have neighbors
within ear shot but they were still cautious.
They had killed over 40 people at this point and they knew that getting
sloppy or overconfident would sink them.
Nouno grinned widely, “You do realize he did the exact same thing that
Tara Reid accused Biden of right?”
Abby rolled her eyes and
splashed him. She took a deep breath,
“Look, if Reid isn’t lying, then Biden is a piece of shit just like that guy’s
a piece of shit. Remember though, Trump
grabs women’s crotches so he’s no better.”
“No woman ever accused him of
that.”
“But….oh are you going to call
that another hoax?”
“No, that came from someone
overhearing Trump talking to another guy about how cool it is to be
famous. He said that he could do it and
the women would like it. This is how
guys talk to each other. President Trump
explained it very well; it was just locker room talk.”
“I was a cheerleader, trust me,
I know how men talk in the locker room.”
“Oh, it gets so much worse when
women aren’t around.”
Abby laughed, “I can imagine.”
“Then you know that President
Trump didn’t really do anything wrong.”
“It’s still not presidential”
“What does that even mean?”
“I don’t care anymore. This conversation is exhausting.” Abby yawned
afterward for effect
With that, the conversation
ended and they went about their lives.
Something told Nouno that they weren’t done in Minnesota.
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