Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Fanis the bodyguard Episode 29 Annual Democrat Red Herring


                Fanis and Kera are in their flat in London, England.  Although they live in England, they are both Americans and very interested in politics.  Today is a big day for politics as the impeachment inquiry is out of the shadows and in the public now.  Fanis knows not to expect much as Adam Schiff and the Democrats are abusing their power to make sure that the Republicans can’t call any witnesses thus providing a one sided argument for impeachment.  Kera despises President Trump and eagerly watches.  Fanis blurts out, “The Republicans should do what the Democrats did in the Kavanaugh hearing and interrupt Schiff wanting to be heard.  Then when they’re not heard and don’t get their way, motion to adjourn.  They should make up documents that they just got that they need to review before they talk to them and shut the whole system down.”

                “If you remember, the Democrats failed and Kavanaugh was confirmed anyway.  It didn’t work so the Democrats won’t let this work either.”

                “You do realize that if they are successful and they impeach him, then it goes to Senate right?  The Republicans control the Senate so they’ll be the ones in control.  Do you know what will happen then?”

                “The Democrats will try to shut it down because we don’t believe in decorum.  The ends justifies the means for us.  No tolerance for the intolerant.”

                “Like you said, it will be just like Kavanaugh.  It won’t work but now the Republicans can call any witnesses they want.  They decide what testimony gets leaked and Hunter Biden will have to testify and there’s nothing the Democrats can do about it.”

                “Yes, they can.  They’ll throw a hissy fit just like they did last time.  Corey Booker will have a Spartacus moment again.  It’ll be entertaining”

                “You mean sad”

                Kera giggled, “No, I mean entertaining”

                “Also, the Senators will be pissed because they are on the campaign trail so have to distract themselves and stall their campaign to sit in on the hearings.  They’ll be motivated to shut it down quickly so they can campaign.”

                “That just makes them more susceptible to hissy fits.”

                “Nah, during Kavanaugh was the most united the Republicans have ever been.  I predict a repeat of that.”

                “What if he actually does get kicked out?”

                “One, then we have Pence so that’s good.  Secondly, the odds of that are very low.  They need 66 votes and I’m pretty sure they don’t have that.  I think every Republican will vote against removing him from office.  That’s already 55 votes against and only 45 votes left.  Also, if one Democrat votes against removal, then you have bipartisan support against impeachment and no bipartisan support for it.  This is possible considering during the impeachment inquiry vote, two Democrats voted against it and no Republican voted for it.”

                “I guess it’ll just have to play out.  In the mean time, we got to go.”

                “Where to?”

                “Prague.”

                “Oh cool.  I could use a beer.”

                “And the pints here aren’t okay?”

                “It is but Prague drinks one pint per capita; the most in the world.”

                “It’s also the most atheistic country.”

                “Yes, but it’s beautiful”

                They pack their things and head to Prague.  While on the plane, Kera is watching CNN and remarks, “Oh look Eric Swalwell”

                Fanis responds, “You mean the guy that got like no votes when he tried to run for president.  He failed absolutely miserably.”

                “Yea, him.  He says the Trump abused his power by firing the Ukrainian ambassador and asking a foreign government to investigate a political opponent.”

                “Well, Obama asked Australia and England to investigate Trump.  Also, the five eyes is asked to investigate things all the time on our behalf, it’s kind of the whole point of the Woods procedure; vet information through New Zealand, Australia, Canada and England to make sure that it’s authentic.  The president appoints the Ambassador and his job is to dictate foreign policy.  If an ambassador refuses to enact his foreign policy and, instead, pushes their own, then yes the president should be able to fire them.  Nothing he says resembles a rational thought.”

                “Are you calling him a liar?

                “Yes, he’s a liar that’s just making shit up.”

                They land in Prague and check into an Air BNB five minutes from the main plaza with the famous astronomical clock.  It has just recently been renovated and despite being the least religious country in the world, the clock still has an apostle show up every hour as it circles around.  It is probably one of the coolest clocks in the world even though it’s not as famous as Big Ben of Fanis and Kera’s residing country.  They go to the cathedral and tour a chapel built in the 900s.  Being in a building built over a thousand years ago is still not lost on the well travelled cousins.  They sit at a café and drink the local beer.  They turn in early as Kera has an early meeting to negotiate a deal for Chinese artifacts as that is her profession.  Fanis is only along as a bodyguard as he knows nothing about Chinese antiques.  While there, Fanis introduces himself to the other bodyguards for the people Kera is negotiating with.  It’s been his experience that foreigners love talking about American politics.  Fanis asks him his name and he responds, “Voclav”

                “I’m Fanis”

                “Nice to meet you.”

                “Likewise”

                “What do you think of Trump?”

                “I support him.”

                “Yea, I like him too.”

                “Really?  That’s interesting”

                “I don’t know why Americans have a problem with a president who cares more about America than any other country.”

                “Yea, I got no answers for you.”

                “I need to ask you.  You have the Intelligence guy Clapper, CIA Brennan and FBI Comey that keep telling people that they opened the investigation on July 30, 2016.”

                “Wow, Spygate.  Most people talk about the Whistleblower but yes, I am familiar.”

                “Do you believe that?”

                “Well based on you asking me that, I can tell you don’t.  I also don’t.  I think they only said that so they can deny everything that happened before that.”

                “Like…”

                “May when George Papadopoulos met with Joseph Mifsud, May 10 when Downer met with Papadopoulos, stuff like that.”

                  “Clapper was in Australia in March 2016”

                “That’s where Downer is from”

                “I know and they opened the investigation because Downer told the intelligence community that Papadopoulos told him the Russians had dirt on Hillary.”

                “That’s a little coincidental.  Seems like our intelligence community was using the five eyes, not to vet information, but to circumvent the intelligence community to get information into the FBI through non-intelligence or official channels.”

                “I think they set up Papadopoulos”

                “I don’t have any doubt about that.  I know they did.  That’s why he got arrested at 2AM on a tarmac in D.C.  They planted the exact amount of cash that needs to be declared on him.  The only problem was he was smart enough not to bring it.”

                “Why doesn’t your media report on this?”

                “They’re all propaganda agents for the Democrat party.  The New York Post though did have an article that said ‘how a wine-soaked meeting in London sparked the Mueller probe.” That talks about the suspiciousness of it.

                “What did they say was suspicious?”

                “If Downer met with Papadopoulos on May 10, why did Downer wait until July 26 to tell the FBI?”

                “Do you have any theories on this?”

                “It’s the same time that Wikileaks released the e-mails.”

                “You think they’re related?”

                “Yes, the Democrats knew that the Wikileaks drop was damaging to them so they distracted the country with the Russian collusion hoax.  Also, Democrats love blaming Republicans for things they do.  We call that ‘projection.’  They are the masters of it.  By releasing the Papadopoulos conversation with Downer at the same time, people will link Wikileaks to Papadopoulos and Trump when they really have  nothing to do with each other?”

                “When was the Wikileaks e-mail released?”

                “July 22”

                “Four days before Downer and Papadopoulos conversation was released.”

                Kera finished her deal and Fanis and Voclav shake hands and depart ways.  They leave the tourist area to get some lunch as they know from experience that all the street food and restaurants in the tourist area are horrendous.  Most tourists when they return from Prague talk about how bad the food is but that’s only because they don’t take five minutes to go into a non-tourist area.  They stick to eating tin main plazas.  They walk the Charles Bridge then rent a car and drive an hour away to a small town called Kunta Hora.  Kunta Hora is an old silver mining town with a large cathedral and a small church.  On the outside, the church doesn’t look too interesting but the basement has various monuments and structures built out of human bones during a war between the Catholics and Protestants.  It is a macabre site that inspires awe as every bone in the human body is represented in one of the monuments.  There are even royal crests and seals made of bones.  For this reason, it is known as the’ bone church.’  Even on the outside, skulls can be found in the dirt as they dig for more excavation. 

                Unlike Prague, Kunta Hora does not have many tourists walking around.  They go to a restaurant and have duck and, naturally, craft beer of the restaurant, which is very common in Czech restaurants.  As they leave the restaurant, Kera wants to tour a silver mine.  Fanis agrees and they go into the mine.  Unbeknownst to them, they are being followed.  They separate as they look at different parts of the mine and some things interest one more than the other so they move on quickly. 

                As Kera is touring the mine, she feels an arm grab her from behind.  At first she thinks it’s Fanis so she moans out of annoyance, “Dude, you’re not going to be able to scare me.”

                As she turns around, she proves herself wrong as she sees a man she doesn’t recognize.  She squirms but the guy has a strong grip on her biceps.  He tosses her to the ground and straddles her butt holding her face down.  He rubs her hair and states, “You Americans always trying to use our country as a breeding ground for your dirty deals.  I’m not going to put up with it anymore.  I need to teach you a lesson.”

                Kera turns her head to the side and screams out, “FANIS!!!!”

                Her scream is cut short as the Czech’s hand slaps against her mouth.  Kera figures that there’s no way her cousin and bodyguard didn’t hear her.  The man scolds, “If you scream again, I’ll kill you.  We are deep underground; nobody can hear you as people don’t come down here.  Especially since after you came in here, I had the guard close it.”              

                Fanis heard Kera scream and came running.  He found Kera being pinned down and rage filled him.  He called out, “You better get off my cousin, or we’re going to have some problems”

                The man got up and charged Fanis, which he wasn’t expecting.   Fanis got tackled to the ground and now the man’s forearm was draped across his throat as he lay to the side applying his body weight on Fanis’ neck.  The man declared, “We have problems now.  Do you know how corrupt your president Obama was?  Let me tell you about Presidential Directive 41.  It was written on July 26, 2016, the same day that the Papadopoulos/Downer meeting was released.  It coordinated cyber-problems with foreign governments to investigate cyber incidents.  You protecting that dirty girl definitely means we have problems.”

                Fanis could feel his body fight for air but he couldn’t squirm.  He knew his face was going blue and only hoped that Kera used this time to get away.  Fanis knew that grabbing his arm and trying to pull the arm away would be fruitless so he grabbed the man’s wrist and pushed down putting him in a very painful wrist lock.  This forced the man to break the hold and yank his arm away from his neck.  Fanis jumped up and grabbed the man by the throat and drove him to the wall of the mine.  He snapped back, “I know all about Anthony Ferrante, the point man of the directive.  He was the Cyber incident Response person for the US National Security Council (NSC) at the White House.  It is here he coordinated unfolding domestic problems, which led to the directive.”

                The man chopped both his arms against Fanis’ arm and grabbed the back of Fanis head and sidestepped him as he slammed Fanis’ face into the wall.  As he did, he wrapped his right arm around Fanis’ neck trying to interlock his hand on his shoulder.  Fanis wrapped his leg around the man’s leg trying to get behind him but the grip made it difficult.  Now it was a war of attrition, either Fanis would get behind him or the man would drag Fanis in front of him so he could lock in the chokehold.  The man seethed, “A watchdog tries to file a FOIA lawsuit against the FBI over spies in the White House.  Ferrante was the spy for Comey as they were friends.”

                Fanis in shortened breath as he was expending a lot of energy responded back, “Ferrante was hired by Buzzfeed, which leaked the Steele dossier.”

                Fanis was able to drop his weight and scooped up the man’s legs and fell back slamming his head against the ground.  Both men rose to their feet.  The Czech charged him but this time Fanis expected it and dropped his body to the side sticking his right leg out.  He then kicked at the back of the man’s leg with his left tripping him.  Fanis dropped his right knee on his bottom and held his head down, “I believe this is the position you had my cousin.  Not so fun is it?  Everyone knew about the Wikileaks drop and that Papadopoulos was a set up.  Ferrante is less known.  What’s your point?”

                For good measure, Fanis gripped his hair and picked up his head and slammed it against the ground.  The man reached back and jammed his finger in Fanis’ eyes.  Fanis got up and kicked the man in the head but he got up anyway.  “Do you know about the Strzok/Page texts?”

                Fanis looked around and realized that Kera was gone, which is what he wanted.  He answers, “Yea, the day after the Downer meeting, May 11, Strzok texts page about something to do with the Deputy Director and how pissed Andy McCabe, their boss is.  There was something about the secret service too.”

                “Yea, it’s about setting up Papadopoulos”

                “Well, it’s redacted so we don’t really know but given that it happened the day after the conversation, that’s probably what they were talking about.”

                Fanis took two steps forward and put his entire weight behind a punch anticipating the man to charge again.  Charge he did and the punch hit him squarely in the nose knocking him back and his eyes dazed at the sudden change in direction.  Fanis mounted him and grabbed him by the throat, “Why are we talking about this?”

                “Steele involved Czech Republic as the colluding ground with the Russians.  Michael Cohen had never been here but people keep coming to investigate.  You involved us and we don’t want your kind here.  There is no dirty dealings in the Czech Republic.”

                Fanis punched him in the face with the hand not on his throat, “What does that have to do with my cousin?”

                “She was in a meeting with shady characters.  She’s using my country for illegal deals.”

                Fanis punched him again and lifted his head so that it would snap back against the ground.  He yelled, “She was just selling Chinese art.” Fanis kept punching him in rapid succession taunting him, “this is for attacking an innocent girl you piece of shit.”

                Soon, Fanis realized he was punching an unconscious man.  He got up and walked out of the mine.  As he got back to the hotel, Kera noticed his bloody nose.  She handed him a napkin and inquired, “Are you okay?”

                “Yea, I’m fine.”

                The next day, they walk the replica of Charles Bridge, which isn’t on a bridge at all as it’s right outside a cathedral that seems oddly placed in the middle of a field and not a city.  As the cathedral has been used for many different Christian sects, there are murals from Jesuits, Catholics and Protestants and seals for every level of laborer.  There are flying buttresses that go three fourths of the way down the front only to stop.  If you’re looking for a meaning, it’s simply that they ran out of money to finish it.  They take pictures of a statue that was taken down by the NAZI’s and the Communists but was constantly rebuilt.  After their day, they go back to Prague and go to a bar named as a psychology center to give the appearance that it’s a place to meet with a therapist.  Really, the therapist is a masked bartender.  It’s an eerie vibe but enhances the drinking experience.  The next day, they get on a plane back to London.  On the way back, Kera poses, “That guy kept talking about the origins of the investigation.  Devin Nunes released a statement that the key to the case is that they’re lying about it being opened on July 31.”

                “Yes, that is correct.  He is the leader of exposing the truth about Russian collusion.”

                “So when does Nunes think it was?”

                “In the spring.”

                “Why is he bringing it up now?”

                “The NSC, FBI and CIA colluded to try to take down Trump and blame him for stuff they’re guilty of; colluding with a foreign country to bring down a political opponent.”

                “Why now?”

                “I’m getting there.  The Whistleblower works for the NSC just like Anthony Ferrante who spied on the Trump White House as a Cyber intelligence guy.  All of this comes out of the NSC.  Just as how collusion was to cover up the devastating information Wikileaks had about Hillary, the impeachment inquiry is to distract the county from the damning information the IG report is going to reveal.  It’s the same players for the same reasons.  Collusion was to cover up the Wikileaks and impeachment covers up the IG report.”

                “I’m sorry I asked.”

                “I know you are because you didn’t get the answer you wanted.”

                “No, it’s not that, I just don’t believe in conspiracies.”

                “Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.”

                “It’s all circumstantial”

                ‘Cases are built on circumstantial evidence.  The whole point is to get enough circumstantial evidence that it becomes clear that it can’t all be circumstantial and coincidence.  That’s when you get in the realm of ‘beyond a reasonable doubt.”

                “Oh okay” Kera blurted out sarcastically

                The conversation switched to less serious matters and Fanis and Kera were glad to be home safe. 

No comments:

Post a Comment