Friday, November 8, 2019

Larry The Billionaire Episode 36 Girl on the Beach


                Larry was hanging out in Naples, Florida where he lives.  He alternates his days between Sanibel Island and San Marco Island.  As a billionaire, his businesses run themselves for the most part and he overlooks them remotely.  While he watches small kids dive for seashells, he alternates between swimming in the calm waters of the gulf and lying on the beach.  Most wouldn’t realize by looking at him that he’s a billionaire as he has rented a simple lawn chair and an umbrella.  As he’s sitting on the beach, he looks over and sees a olive skinned girl with long wavy black hair, sharp facial features, toned muscles and an hour glass shaped body with large breasts and perfect round butt.  It’s harder to stand out on a beach as most girls are in bikinis but this girl stood out.  She was there with another girl who had pale skin, straight blond hair and average build. 

 

                Vicki and Doris are hanging out on Sanibel Island in Florida.  They both live in Cleveland, Ohio and are vacationing there to get away from the cold Ohio weather.  Doris is an avid Trump-hater and Vicki couldn’t care less about politics.  She follows the stories to stay informed but she holds back from opinions.  Doris remarks, “Well Adam Schiff is really smart so he wouldn’t be going out on a limb like this if there wasn’t anything to it.”

                The past month has seen Democrat Representative from California, Adam Schiff voice concern that President Trump heard from a whistleblower that he was selling out the country and withholding military aid from Ukraine unless they investigated Joe Biden whom, at the time, was leading the Democrat primaries.  To everyone’ surprise, President Trump released the transcript and it quickly became apparent that Donald Trump never mentioned the military aid that was being held up.  In fact, the Ukrainians wouldn’t find out about it for another month.  This didn’t stop Schiff from continuing his narrative and trying to get as many people to pretend to be Whistleblowers to back him up not realizing that once the transcript is released, nobody needs an interpreter anymore.  They can just read it for themselves.  It is with this knowledge that Vicki replies, “I don’t know; a few weeks ago, Schiff really wanted the Whistleblower to testify on Capitol Hill.  Now, all of a sudden, he’s trying to keep him hidden to make sure he never gets questioned by Republicans?  Seems weird to me.  Besides, Schiff is now being exposed as a colluder with the NSC, which the Whistleblower worked for, to set up and lie about Donald Trump.”

                “No, they got a guy named Bill Taylor whose now the lead in the US embassy in Ukraine after Trump recalled the Ukrainian ambassador.  His testimony has just been released so we’ll find out what happened.”

                Vicki pulls it up on her phone and reads.  She shrugs her shoulders, “I don’t know.  Taylor admits that his information was fourth hand.”

                “What?”

                “See for yourself, he’s asked if the information isn’t even second or third hand and Taylor says ‘that’s correct.’”

                “I don’t understand”

                “According to this, Taylor wasn’t on the call.  He heard it from someone, who heard it from someone, who heard it from another person, who heard it from someone that was on the call.”

                “You’re missing the big picture.  The point is he heard that the US ambassador to the EU, Gordon Sondland, was talking to Trump about a quid pro quo.”

                “They couldn’t do better than someone that heard it fourth hand?  Why is Schiff even hiding the Whistleblower?”

                Doris scoffed, “That’s the whole point of being a Whistleblower; you can never be questioned or revealed.”

                “Then you can just call yourself a whistleblower and say whatever you want.  This country has due process where you can face your accuser.”

                “Not if you’re the president!”

                “The president doesn’t have the same rights as other Americans?”

                “Not, when they’re as evil as Trump.”

                “Oh okay” Vicki replied skeptically. 

 

                As Larry kept finding himself looking over at the girl, he got up and went over there to say ‘hi.’  He wasn’t vey good at this but figured he’d make the offer he always did and if he got bitched out, then so be it.  As he walked up to them, he overheard them talking about the Whistleblower controversy.  Luckily, he had something to add to this conversation as he was knowledgeable.  Even better, he was on the side of the more attractive olive skinned girl.  He interrupted, “They also uncovered texts between Sondland and Taylor where Sondland told him that Trump was very clear, “No quid pro quo.’”

                Doris snapped back, “Oh come on, you can’t like Trump.”

                “Even if I didn’t, what’s wrong with just telling the truth about a situation?  If Trump was as bad as you make him out to be, then why not just pick something he actually did rather than make something up?”

                “It’s not made up!”

                “Bill Taylor never talked to Trump about anything let alone about the military aid.  If Taylor didn’t hear it from the president that military aid was being withheld, how can he be an expert on it?”

                “He’s not the president.”

                “He’s the highest ranking American in Ukraine.  It is his job to be informed on this so why wasn’t he?”

                “I think he was.”

                “Well, that’s not what he said under oath in testimony.  He even admitted he never saw a transcript of the call until late September when it was public.”

                Doris gives Vicki a look but she is intrigued by the new person.  He is six inches taller than she is but is bald and husky.  She extends her hand, “I’m Vicki”

                “Larry”

                “Nice to meet you.”

                “Likewise.”

                Larry extends his hand to Doris and she looks at it and gives a condescending smile and shakes it, “Doris”

                “Pleasure”

                “Right” she says sarcastically before continuing, “Look we’re just trying to enjoy our vacation.  We don’t want to have some political debate.  This is a time to relax.”

                Larry smiled as he knew very well they were talking about politics before he arrived.  He turned to Vicki and stated, “If you’re not doing anything later, I’d like to take you out to dinner.”

                “Well, tell you what, I’ll give you my number and you just give me a call.  In the mean time, I’ll, think about it.”

                Doris gave a disgusted sound but Larry took down Vicki’s number.  Larry leaves the beach at around 5:00PM.  Ever since he left, Doris was complaining about Larry but Vicki didn’t see any harm in giving him a chance.  At 7:00. Vicki’s phone rang and it was Larry.  She coyly talked to him and liked that he picked a restaurant and offered to pick her up.  She agreed to Doris’ dismay.  When they met up, the first thing Vicki asked was, “I heard Trump was at a rally”

                “Yea, in Louisiana.”

                “He does draw a crowd”

                “That’s because he tells it like it is.  No political speech.  No euphemisms, he talks like everyone talks.  That’s why people can relate to him.”

                “What did he say this time that’s not politician-esque.”

                “He found out that the Whistleblower’s attorney said in 2017 that the coup had started.  He exposed the scam and how the media backed them up.  This was their plan since he was inaugurated.”

                “It’s amazing how people can’t just shut up about their motives.”

                “Yea, President Trump has a way of making people expose their biases and corruption.  They’re not even trying to hide it anymore.  The lawyer went on to admit that CNN was playing a role in making sure Trump doesn’t finish his first term.  Then, they actually admit they’re going to go after his supporters.”

                “They are ruthless aren’t they?”

                “Or, as President Trump calls them; a sleaze ball and it’s all a scam.”

                “What is the lawyer’s name?”

                “Mark Zaid.”

                “When did he say this coup thing?”

                “January 2017.  He called it a coup and a rebellion and claimed that it was just the beginning.”

                “Kind of hurts their credibility”

                The waiter came and Larry asks, “Do you like oysters?”

                “I love oysters”

                “Alright, we’ll have a dozen oysters, mussels and Kalamari for the table.”

                Vicki liked that he took the initiative and was even happier because he wasn’t bashful about spending.  She comments, “I love Kalamari! But I’m Greek so I kind of have to.”

                Larry spoke in Greek, “I’m also Greek, where are you from?”

                “Samos”

                “Kalamata”

                “Ah, mainland”

                “Yup”

                “I know you don’t like Taylor, but what about this new guy, the military dude?”

                “Colonel Vindman”

                “Yes, him”

                Larry switched back to English.  “Well he works at the NSC with the first whistleblower.  His name is Eric Ciaramella by the way.  They work together on US policy toward Ukraine.”

                “I thought we didn’t know who the original whistleblower was.”

                “Not officially but people figured it out.”

                “Oh, alright.”

                “It’s the same problem as Taylor; Vindman doesn’t have first hand knowledge either.  Why can’t they find someone who actually listened to the call that had a problem with it?”

                “That’s a good question.”

                “Anyway, Vindman denies that he knows Ciaramella but given that they’re on the same counsels and stuff that’s highly unlikely.”

                “Or you’re wrong about who the original Whistleblower is.”

                “People are beginning to come to my side.  There used to be 51% support to inquire on whether or not they should consider impeachment.  Now that number is 47%.”

                “Given how low that bar is, that’s pretty telling.”

                “I agree.”

                They order their food and toward the end of dinner, Larry inquires, “I have a proposition for you.”

                “Alright”

                “I don’t really like playing games.  I’m a man with a lot of means so I was wondering if there was an egregious item that you wouldn’t normally buy because you couldn’t justify spending that much money on something that insignificant.  If yes, I’d like to purchase that item in exchange for one night with you.”

                “And what would we be doing in this night” she replied demurely.”

                “I would fuck you.  You’re body will belong to me.  Obviously, I won’t leave permanent marks but I’ll get full access.”

                Vicki smiled seductively.  She had already assumed that he was decently well off considering he ordered an expensive bottle of wine for the two of them.  She rejoined, “Do you think you could handle me?”

                “Only one way to find out.”

                “Well, the wine we’ve had is good.  Doris really doesn’t like you so I need to treat her with something.  We always wanted to try Screaming Eagle wine but who the fuck pays that much for a bottle of wine?  You get me that bottle, I’m all yours.  I’m not drinking it with you though.  I’m going to share it with Doris.”

                “Fine by me.”

                “Do you know how much it costs?”

                “No”

                Vicki pulls it up on her phone and shows him. Larry just shrugged his shoulders causing Vicki to mention, “I’m in town for the next three days.”

                “Tomorrow, I want you to go to this doctor and have an IUD inserted.  I also want you tested for STD’s”

                “Yea, that’s fine.”

                The next day, Vicki goes to the doctor and fulfills that end of the bargain.  While she does that, the doctor reveals to her Larry’s medical records so she knows he’s clean.  Larry finds a supplier and buys the Screaming Eagle wine and brings it to her hotel where he had rented a room.  Vicki arrives with Doris and Doris angrily declares, “Give me the bottle.  I just want you to know that if you do anything to her, I will find you and kill you.”

                “Understood” Larry shot back with not a hint of fear in his voice. 

He hands her the wine and Doris’ eyes widen.  She can’t help but be a little impressed and shocked.  Doris calls Vicki and she arrives quickly.  When the door opens, Doris leaves and Vicki enters. Vicki grins, “Well, you gave Doris something that’s ‘screaming,’ are you going to make me scream now?”

“I certainly hope so.”

Vicki rolled her eyes, “Girls like confidence.  Like how you made the offer.”

“I told you I don’t play the game.  I’m just honest.”

“Well, you did pay a lot of money for this so I can’t really demand much.  I’ll give you that but I do still want to have a conversation.”

“I’m not opposed to that.”

“Why is Epstein in the news again?”

“A CBS journalist captured on a hidden camera to Project Veritas that she had all this blackmail and scandalous stuff on powerful people like Bill Clinton when they were on Epstein’s plane.  She also is convinced that Epstein was murdered.”

“That doesn’t sound like a big deal.  So, they didn’t let her run with the story.  Stories are squashed all the time.”

“You don’t think rich and powerful people like Bill Clinton fucking underage girls on a private island or a plane is a story?”

“I do, but it’s not up to me.”

“Do you think it’s fair that CBS fired the staffer that aired the story?”

“It’s their company; they can fire whoever they want.”

“What happened to all whistleblowers need to be protected?”

                “I didn’t say that; Doris did.”

                “I point this out so you can see how leftists are hypocrites.”

                “Well, what about Donald Trump Jr. talking shit about Hunter Biden profiting off being the Vice President’s son?”

                “Donald Trump Jr. explained this when he was marketing his book Triggered. He was an international business man before his father was President.  Hunter’s fortune came after Joe was Vice President.  Trump Jr. was already rich when his dad was inaugurated.  In fact, they had to stop getting more deals because of the bad optics of it.  They finished the deals they had existing before he won, but didn’t pick up any new contracts.  In the last three years, Trump Jr. has not taken any deals abroad.”

                “You’re trying to say that the Trump family was international businessmen before the presidency?”

                “Yes”

                “That’s a pretty easy sell.”

                “Hunter Biden started his business endeavors after Joe Biden was the Vice President.”

                “Yea, I get it”

                “By the way, if Trump Jr. did pursue new deals, it wouldn’t be illegal.  He’s not the president.”

                “But it looks bad.”

                “That is why he stopped.  He doesn’t even want the appearance of impropriety.”

                “Given what they do come up with, it’s a legitimate fear.”

                “I would agree.”

                “What about guns?  I hear Floridians love their guns.”

                “We do.  Concealed carry is very popular down here.”

                “Aren’t they the ones that normally kill people?”

                “No, that study was skewed.”

                “How so?”

                “They include incidents where the person with a concealed carry used the weapon in their homes.”

                “Why does that matter?”

                “The concealed carry was irrelevant.  If they didn’t have it, they still could’ve had the gun in their house so it wouldn’t have prevented it.”

                “But if they used it in private, then they might in public too.”

                “’Might’ is not the same as ‘did.’  Besides, only 0.7% of gun violence is from concealed carry holders and that’s even with how they skew the data if they used the gun in their homes or somewhere not in public.  Also, they assumed that all open cases were actually guilty verdicts.  That’s 72 possible cases where a court will decide if it’s criminal or not.  The more that find that it was justified, the lower that 0.7% number gets.”

                “New Zealand passed gun control when they had that mass shooting.”

                “And only 20% of gun holders complied.”

                “That low?”

                “Yup, and New Zealand is more trusting of their government than Americans.  Americans like their guns more than New Zealanders so it would be even less here.”

                “Now, you can fuck me as these debates haven’t gone well for me.”

                -Vicki wrapped her arms around Larry’s neck and passionately made out with him.  She spun around so that she was in between her and the bed and lied on her back as Larry followed her and mounted her.  As Larry put a condom over his penis, Vicki spread her legs around Larry and looked at him seductively.  Larry lunged himself inside of Vicki as she kept her smile.  She said, “I just had a baby, so I’m going to have to tighten shit up in there” as she crossed her legs and put her heels on Larry’s shoulders.

            Larry felt Vicki’s vaginal walls collapse around him and he let out a guttural groan as his hands caressed her legs and his mouth explored her breasts neck and mouth.  Larry’s humping quickly slowed and Vicki turned around so she was on top.  She pushed herself off Larry and sat on his penis facing his side.  She bent her legs so that her heels were against her groin and her right knee pointed at Larry’s head and her left knee pointed towards his feet.  She lied back and grabbed Larry’s hand to caress her breasts and sucked on his fingers.  Vicki could feel Larry grow inside her and she chuckled as she knew that he was close to climaxing.  She shifted her body and lied on top of him grinding her breasts along his face and letting Larry fondle and squeeze her ass.  Larry’s eyes rolled into the back of his head as he made choke-like noises signaling their encounter being finished.  Vicki got up and straddled Larry looking down at him.  She placed one foot on his chest and stared back at the clock and said, “You’re no match for me.”

            Larry smiled and rubbed her leg as Vicki beamed as she glared down at him.  She removed her leg and Larry lied on the bed.  Vicki did as well and nuzzled her back into him and Larry put his arm around her to snuggle.  Vicki was tense because she didn’t know if this was allowed but he seemed to reciprocate.  “So what do I have to look forward to with these attacks on Trump?”

            “The IG report coming out.”

            “Why’s that?”

            “I think it’s going to focus on the FBI and how their sources completely failed to do any due diligence on a variety of their sources.”

            “How do you know this?”

            “A legal guy that works for the White House named Joe Degenova told the press that it’s going to be explosive and the DOJ is going to have problems both professionally and with the bar.  They may lose their legal licenses over this.”

            “That bad huh?”

            “According to Degenova.  He says there are going to be indictments by Durham.  I only hope that’s true but I’m losing faith in that.”

            “I don’t judge the success of Trump on whether or not his opponents get arrested.”

            “What do you base it on?”

            “The success of the middle class.  We’re losing it in this country.”

            “I mean, it decreased but it’s not disappearing.  There’s always a middle.”

            “Well, under a certain amount”

            “Yea, that’s how we judge it now.  In 1970, the amount of people making under 35K was 34%. Now, it’s 27%.  This is with adjusting for inflaton.”

            “Alright so there’s less poor people.”

            “But remember I said the middle class did decline.  The upper class doubled since 1970, so what do you think happen?”

            “Well, if the poor and middle class both diminished, then there’s really only one place they could have gone; the upper class.”

            “Yea, much more got richer than got poorer.”

            “Are you one of them?”

            “Yes.”

            “Well, good”

            There was an awkward silence and then Vicki got up.  She turned to Larry and apologetically articulated, “Look, I think you’re very interesting.  I want to stay and I feel bad for leaving but it’s just not fair to Doris that she has this awesome bottle of wine and she has to wait to drink it.”

            “I don’t mind.  You did what I asked.”

            “Yea but I made you cum so quickly.  I feel like I ripped you off?”

            “That’s kind of a girl thing.  Guys don’t care if they finish quickly.  That is, after all, our goal.  The only reason guys get embarrassed is if they think the girl is going to get mad and they won’t get a return engagement.  If they didn’t like it, they wouldn’t have cum so quickly.”

            “I guess it is kind of a complement.”

            “It absolutely is.”

            “Do you want a return engagement?”

            “No, I got what I wanted.”

            Vicki put her chin to her chest.  That comment stung a bit.  She nodded and got dressed asking herself why it bothered her so much.  He wasn’t even attractive and he was very clear that it was just one night.  After she was done getting dressed, she looked at Larry on the bed.  “Well, see you.” She timidly uttered.

            Larry got up and gave her a hug and she hugged back, “Thank you.  You were right, I couldn’t handle you.” Larry offered.

            This caused Vicki to smile widely.  She walked out of the hotel room feeling better about herself.  Larry went to sleep and the next day went back to his house.  Vicki returned to the room and her and Doris drank the Screaming Eagle wine.  Vicki never spoke to Larry again. 

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