Larry the Billionaire Episode 39 Democrat Chaos Amongst IG Report

                Anna has short black curly hair with a petite frame but large breasts.  She had a health scare over a decade ago but thought she was past it now.  Her life had been a grind as she didn’t go to college due to becoming pregnant at the age of 17.  The father did the right thing and was now her husband and they both worked any job they could get to support their two kids.  She was now back in the hospital getting bad news.  She had some chest pains and felt overheated so went for precautionary reasons but found out that she had a failing heart and she would need a heart transplant.  Although she has health insurance, it wouldn’t cover all of the surgery and would really put her back.  That, however, was the least of her problems as finding a compatible heart and surviving when it was her turn on the list was not guaranteed.  She didn’t know what she was going to do.

 

                Larry is a billionaire in Naples, Florida.  He’s excited because one of his friends is coming to visit him.  She has two kids and is dating another childhood friend of Larry’s.  As they come in, he has filled his house with food that so he would have something to offer them.  His friends are from Cleveland, so desperately wanted to get out of the cold Ohio temperature to the warm Florida sun.  His friend, Effie, asks him, “So what have you been up to?”

                “Work and trying to figure out what the hell the Democrats are doing.  I can’t believe there’s another impeachment hearing.”

                “Yea, well you know me, I don’t care about that shit.  I don’t even know what’s going on but it doesn’t seem like they have anything to impeach Trump with.”

                “They don’t but the problem is that the last guy that chaired a committee, Adam Schiff, is now subpoenaing call records for conservative journalists and Republican congressman.  He then leaked them to the media,”

                “That doesn’t sound legal”

                “it’s not but Democrats never get prosecuted for anything.  During the hearing though, Republicans are beginning to take the gloves off.”

                “What do you mean?”

                “Well, after hearsay witnesses couldn’t find anything to impeach Trump on, they called law professors to make a case.”

                “So the hearing is just law professors?”

                “Yea”

                “That doesn’t make sense.  Normally the expert witnesses are part of the same investigation.  Not a separate one.”

                “Nothing is normal about what’s going on.  It’s so boring even the chairmen that called the hearing, Jerry Nadler, was falling asleep.”

                “So, how did the Republicans fight back?”

                “A congressman here in Florida named Matt Gaetz was interviewing this professor named Karlan and found her on a podcast talking shit about conservatives and how they don’t even like each other enough to cluster like liberals do.  Basically accused us of being self-hating”

                “What podcast?”

                “It’s called ‘Versus Trump”

                “Wow, she really seems unbiased” Effie Exclaimed sarcastically.

                “Yea, Gaetz really went after her from then on.  He called her out for speaking from an Ivory Tower and scolded her for interrupting him and then asked if anyone in the room had material facts of a crime in which to impeach President Trump; nobody did.”

                “So what the hell are they doing?”

                “Good question.  He then attacked her for using her testimony to attack President Trump’s 13-year-old son.”

                “Oh that’s low!”

                “I know, right?”

                “Then, he ended it with if they’re going to say wire tapping a campaign is a crime, then they should prosecute another president per this IG report that is coming out next week about whether or not the FBI was justified in opening in the investigation against Trump.”

                “I guess we’ll see what happens.”

                “How’s your sister Anna doing?”

                “Not too good”

                “Why’s that?”

                “She’s having heart failure and needs a transplant but is unsure if she’ll get a donor quick enough.  It’s really hard on her daughter because her boyfriend has serious health problems too so she’s got it on two fronts.”

                “I’m sorry to hear that.  I hope she finds one.  I’ll keep her in my thoughts.”

                “Yea, thanks.”

                The next day they all go to Sanibel where Effie’s daughters collect seashells while the others enjoy the sun and water.  When the weekend is over, they say good bye and head back to Cleveland.  Larry then calls Anna and tells her that he knows of a highly respected cardiologist that he would like her to see for a second opinion.  Effie replies, “I don’ t think they’re going to say anything different?”

                “You’re probably right but I just want to see.  What do you have to lose?  I’ll pick up the bill.”

                “I guess it’ll be nice to have a relaxing trip to Florida.  I mean relieving stress is good for the heart right?

                “There you go.”

                “Have you been following this impeachment stuff?”

                “Yea”

                “Thoughts?”

                “I think former judge, now congressman Gohmert said it best.  This is hearsay on top of hearsay and it would never fly in a real court but the four law professors want to throw out an entire history of judicial procedure for their own opinion and fiat.”

                “I don’t know, they have pretty impressive resumes.  Those are like the best schools in the country.”

                “Exactly, they’re so afraid of the real world, they never had a real job.  They’ve given thousands of dollars to the Democrats.  They’re also condescending and smug.”

                “That, I can give you.”

                “I’m just glad that the Republicans are fighting back.  Representative Jim Banks has asked Senator Graham to subpoena the call logs of Schiff, Mark Zaid (the whistleblower’s lawyer), Joe and Hunter Biden.”

                “You can’t stoop to their level”

                “Oh yes you can.  If they aren’t going to be punished by not playing by the rules then we will stop playing by the rules too.”

                “I know you’re a far-right conservative but you have to understand some of us don’t have the money you do.  We like the little guy.”

                “Republicans let you keep your money and the Democrats try to keep you down.  We’re for the little guy too.”

                “Anyway, I’ll go to Florida.  Let me know when you can get me an appointment.”

                “Next Monday”

                “Perfect”

                Anna flies down and sees the cardiologist.  Larry had an ulterior motive for asking.  After the appointment, they get dinner.  Anna asks, “What do you think the IG report is going to find?”

                “IG reports are never strongly worded.  It’s going to be like 500 pages and use nice language to reveal horrendous malfeasance by the FBI.”

                “What specifically?”

                “I think there’s going to be like 6-12 failures and misconducts by the FBI that range from deliberately altering documents to withholding pertinent information from the FISA court.  It’s going to paint a picture as an indictment on how the FBI does business and a suggestion that it should be investigated.”

                “And changed?”

                “Yea, but since they only really did this for Trump, I’m not sure the change will really matter.”

                “So, the FBI is incompetent?”

                “Well, that’s the question right?  Was it intentional or was it simply a mistake?  I’m thinking it’s going to lean intentional.”

                “That doesn’t sound too bad.”

                “Yes it is but that’s the point, they’re going to use language to make it not sound bad and the media and Democrats will spin it.  People are too busy to read between the lines so they won’t realize how damning it is.”

                “You are a little biased.”

                “I am, but I mean they are required by law to release any exculpatory information that they have and they didn’t tell the FISA Court what undercover agents that spoke to Carter Page and Papadopoulos said that cleared them.  That’s a pretty big deal.”

                “Yea, that would be kind of significant.”

                “That, and the main source, Christopher Steele, they knew had suspicious credibility as far back as 2015.  Even his own government, the English, said that he wasn’t credible.  The FBI fired him on 11/1/16 for leaking to the press.  10 days before the FISA, State department member Kathleen Kavalec warned the FBI that she caught him in several lies during their conversation.  Even Comey called the Steele Dossier salacious and unverified.  Bruce Ohr told the FBI he thought Steele’s motivation was political so his information needed to be vetted.  Pretty much everyone that spoke to him said he was full of shit yet they still used his dossier as gospel to get a FISA warrant.”

                “The FBI fired Steele right before the election?”

                “Yes, 10 days before they renewed a FISA based on his information.”

                “Well, leaking doesn’t mean he was lying.”

                “Other indications say that the dossier was a lie plus everything I just told you.”

                “Well, he’s an informant so he’s not supposed to leak.  I can see why they fired him but still using his information seems contradictory.”

                “Well, I have my own theories on why they did it.  I don’t think it had anything to do with leaking.”

                “Oh yea?”

                “Yea, the day before they allegedly fired him, the New York Times wrote an article entitled, “Investigation Donald Trump, FBI sees no clear link to Russia.”

                “Wait, that was before the election?”

                “Yup, hard to believe right?”

                “Yea, especially since the Times was all in on the collusion hoax the last three years.”

                “Not in that article.  In that article they even admitted that the e-mail hack and Russian activity was to cause chaos in the election not necessarily to elect Trump.”

                “So, what the hell has the last three years been?”

                Larry smiled, “Are you ready for this theory?”

                “Oh God, shoot.”

                “They knew that Clinton was going to win the election.  They also knew that she colluded with Russia and Ukraine to take down Trump and his campaign members.  This was part of their cover up of all the underhanded tactics they did.  If it came out, they could just point to the articles and say that they exposed Steele for lying to them so fired him and they cleared Trump.  It was too close to the election to really cause much of an effect but you could still point to it years down the road when their corruption is exposed.”

                “That does sound like a stretch.”

                “Why else did the FBI send a handler, Joe Pientka, to tell Bruce Ohr of the DOj to contact Steele so they could still get information from him when they just fired him?”

                “I don’t know, it’s a lot to take in and I got bigger shit on my mind.”

                “About that, I really want to help.”

                “Isn’t that why I’m here?  To see your doctor?”

                “Yes, but that was so I had the information for what constitutes a compatible heart.”

                “Why?”

                “There are other ways to get a heart besides the donor list.”

                “Oh.  Well, I’m okay with that.  I’d do anything for that heart.”

                “You’re also strong enough for sex.”

                “That’s a little risky”

                “Not if I had a heart ready for you.”

                “That’s true.”

                “If you find me a heart, I will fuck you for it.”

                “Okay, I’ll keep you posted.”

                Larry was surprised that she didn’t react to the bluntness but then remembered that Anna never got squeamish about sexual things.  Larry paid some people linked to very shady people to find a heart that fit the qualifications to be donated to Anna.  It didn’t take long for him to find one and he had it transported to the cardiologist’s office.  He called Anna and she answered the phone, “Hey Larry.  You know, you claim that Trump is for the little people but now he’s limited SNAP and changing the qualifications.”

                “Yea, 688,000 people will no longer be eligible for SNAP.”

                “Yea, so now you have to choose between a low paying job with no food stipend or staying on welfare but you get food.”

                “That shouldn’t be a decision.  Work your way up.   In the short run it may be a grind but the long term goal is attainable.  There is no long term goal staying on welfare just for food stamps.”

                “Not everyone can.”

                “It’s not going to affect pregnant people, parents, disabled or anyone over 50.  If you don’t qualify for any of those, then you should probably work.”

                “Again, easy for you to say.”

                “Anyway, we’re not going to agree on this.  I did find you a heart if you’re still interested in my proposal.”

                “I’m on the next flight.”

                Anna arrives in Florida and Larry picks her up at the airport.  They go back to Larry’s house and Anna declares, “Pelosi is moving forward with impeachment.”

                “Yea, she even admitted it was to stop him from being reelected in 2020.”

                “Yea, she doesn’t want him colluding with foreigners for his benefit again.”

                “It wasn’t proven the first time.  In fact, nobody believed it.  It doesn’t matter.  When Clinton was impeached, there was a backlash and Democrats won the next elections.”

                “Well, they must think they have something.”

                “They got a plan.  They’re going to impeach him and when the Senate doesn’t remove him, they’re going to say that since he colluded with Ukraine, they need his phone records with all foreign leaders.  Turkey will probably be the main focus.”

                “Why Turkey?”

                “They will claim that our withdrawing troops from Syria helped Turkey so therefore, we colluded with Turkey.”

                “Ah, that is interesting.”

                “Luckily independents can see through this bullshit.  The Independents in swing states like Wisconsin had a drop in impeachment support right after the hearings.  Even the Washington Post says impeachment is backfiring against the Democrats.”

                “You ready for me?”

                “Even with a bad ticker, I still don’t think I can keep up with you.”

                - Anna grabbed Larry by the back of the head and pulled him down to kiss him passionately.  She said, “Kneel down”

            Larry did as he was told and Anna raised her legs in front of her.  Larry grabbed her by the ankles and bent her knees towards her head as he jammed his penis into her.  He knew that Anna had her tubes tied so didn’t bother with the condom.  He humped her deeply penetrating behind her vaginal walls as Anna moaned in delight.  Larry’s knees got tired so he dropped to his hands and knees over Anna and Anna lowered her legs to wrap them around his waist as she rested her feet against his butt pulling him towards her.  Larry kissed her mouth, neck and breasts as he humped her.  Larry started slowing and Anna knew why immediately so she wrapped her arms around his neck and turned her body over.  Larry rolled onto his back with Anna on top as she jerked her hips forward and bent over draping her breasts against his face so that they slid against it with every thrust.  Larry let out a scream as semen spurted upward into Anna’s vagina.  Anna got up and Larry sat up looking at her dumbfounded. 

            Anna stared down at him and inquired, “Do you think Trump will be re-elected?”

            “I don’t do predictions anymore but he does pass the Reagan standard.”

            “What’s the Reagan Standard?”

            “Are you better off than you were four years ago?”

            “Not everyone is.”

            “According to the polls, 50% of voters said yes, 32% said no and 17 weren’t sure.”

            “Oh, that’s higher than I thought.”

            “Given that everyone is distracted by these impeachment hearings, I’m thinking there might be a contested convention, which won’t help the Democrats.”

            “What’s that?”

            “When you have the convention but you don’t have a candidate yet.”

            “So what happens?”

            “Democrats have super-delegates that don’t care what the people said in the state they represent.  They support who they want to support.”

            “That’s bullshit.”

            “Exactly my point.  Democrat voters like yourself aren’t going to be too happy if they vote against who the people voted for.”

            “Has this ever happened?”

            “Last time was in 1952 but it almost happened with Obama and Hillary”

            “Refresh my memory.”
            “During the Obama and Hillary primary in 2008, they made a rule that the super-delegates can’t vote on the first ballot.  Obama won on the first ballot so the super-delegates didn’t play a role.  Now though, people don’t really know the candidates and the convention is only three months away.  I’m not so sure that someone is going to win 50% of the vote in the first ballot.  That means the super delegates decide.”

            “Well, I mean, they’re Democrats so I don’t think they’re going to go to Trump just because some un-named unelected super delegate negated their vote.”

            “But they may feel slighted enough to protest by staying home in the general election.”

            “Yea, you have a point.  Democrats are pretty spiteful.  I can see that happening.  We like to protest and make a stand.”

            “Yea”

            “Anyway, I’m going to get some sleep.  It’s a big day tomorrow, I got to get surgery.”

            Larry smiled, “Yea, good night.  You can sleep here if you want.”

            “Oh no, I’m going to sleep in a guest room.  I fulfilled my obligation and it’s pretty exploitive that you made me.”

            “You didn’t put up much of a fight.”

            “My life depended on it.”

            “Not yet.  You could have waited to see how the donor list went.”

            “And constantly worry and hope I deteriorate so I got more preference?  No thank you.”

            “You had options is what I’m saying.”

            “Good night Larry.”

            “Good Night Anna.”

            Anna slept in a guest room and the next day Anna got the heart transplant.  It went well and her husband and kids came in during the surgery so they could be there when she got out.  It didn’t long for Anna to be okay to travel back to Cleveland.  Larry was contemplating how it made him feel to make the proposal to someone he knew.  He was actually okay with it as he didn’t see Anna too often.  He was happy to find out that even when he did see her at subsequent times, she acted like nothing happened and her attitude didn’t change around him at all.  She was so good that Larry began second guessing if he just imagined that the whole thing happened but when her husband and kids would thank him for finding the cardiologist that found the heart, he got his reality check.  Still though, nobody ever found out what happened.