Bulxan has come to America. As he looks around, he is in awe of the
metropolis he sees as it looks nothing like his home in Somalia. Recently, the Democrat leadership in a place
he had never heard of, Minnesota, had attempted to promote diversity in their
state so they reached out to Somalia and brought in some Africans to integrate
with their mostly white indigenous population.
It had worked so well that now a Somali Muslim woman was elected to
congress. Bulxan was from the Hmong
culture of Somalis. At first, he thought
it odd that a Muslim woman would hold office but it was explained that this was
America and that was acceptable here.
Since the government had set up areas for the Somalis to live, Bulxan
didn’t bother to learn English. Everyone
he saw was Somali and the government benefits given to him through welfare and
social security were more than he’d ever made so working was not something he
sought. He spoke with one of his friends
and asked him, “Women are equal here?”
“Only to the people that live here.”
“Is it still an insult if a woman refuses you?”
“Yes, though you should go after the white women. Ilhan Omar, our congressman, will make sure
you’re not punished for it.”
With that, Bulxan went to a popular night club at
4:00AM. As he sat outside, he waited for
a woman who violated his culture’s rule that women must always travel with a
man accompanying them. He watched one
woman come out and remove her high heels and walked bare foot toward her car. This wasn’t too odd for Bulxan as in Somalia many
people walked barefoot. He drove the car
around and stopped next to the blond bare foot woman. He threw the door open and the woman casually
looked over at him. When he shot out of
the car, she froze, which made it all the easier for Bulxan, who was about
twice her size, to grab her and yank her in the car. She screamed but Bulxan punched her in the
face knocking her out. He then drove off
and went back to his house.
The woman woke up before he got home and pleaded with him
that it wasn’t too late to let her go.
It was no use, he didn’t speak English.
Her phone had already been removed for Bulxan had been in America long
enough to know that people always carried phones. He pulled into his garage and opened the
door. He reached out and grabbed the
woman by her hair and dragged her out of the car as she squirmed and
screamed. Bulxan dragged her through the
door into his house and into the bedroom.
He tossed her onto the bed and undressed himself. Instead of trying to flee, the woman
continued to plead with him but soon he found herself mounted and her dress
ripped down the middle exposing her breasts.
After that, it wasn’t long till he had penetrated her and
violently raped her making sure to penetrate every orifice his member would fit
in. When he finished, he had her bent
over the bed and his shaft was deep in her rectum. He grabbed a knife and slit her throat
without exiting her for he liked the pressure of what came next.
He wrapped the woman’s lifeless body in the sheets and
carried it back out and put it into his trunk.
He then drove to one of Minnesota’s 1,000 lakes and tossed the body
in. As it sank to the bottom, Bulxan
thought he was done not knowing that bodies float back to the top after a
while. It didn’t matter. The Democrat representatives, especially
Ilhan Omar, would rather let white women be raped than admit that their policy
of shipping in thousands of Somalis was a bad idea.
Meanwhile in Arizona, Nouno and
his wife Abby are sitting in their house.
Nouno is ranting because the NBA canceled the season due to the
Coronavirus. Every day, he would watch
the NBA but now he couldn’t and most other sporting events were canceled. Abby went to Butler and was excited that this
year, for the first time in a while, they had a good team. Normally, she’d be watching them in the Big
East tournament but that was cancelled as well.
Even though Nouno was trying to avoid the news, he stumbled upon a press
conference from the Chinese Minister of foreign affairs. Nouno cried out, “Oh this should be
good. Another Chernobyl; communists
claiming that they have everything under control.”
The minister explains, “Although
the first cases were in Wuhan, it hasn’t been confirmed that it originated in
China as they may have been travelling from somewhere else.”
Nouno burst out laughing. “I called it.
I knew it was disinformation but it was even more ridiculous than I
thought. They don’t want to be labeled
with the country that started it.”
Abby chimes in, “It’s having a
desired effect”
“Of course it is! The mainstream media loves all of President
Trump’s enemies so China is their friend.
They’ll gaslight the narrative.”
“It’s worse than that.”
“What do you mean?”
“They’re saying that calling it
the ‘Wuhan virus’ is racist.”
Nouno slapped the armrest of the
couch and exclaimed, “Man, I really should of seen that coming. Of course they play the race card and don’t
miss a chance to be language police. You
know because Ebola was named after the river it originated from, West Nile, ZIka
and most of the latest fears have all had a location to describe it but this
time it’s racist. How do people still
believe this shit? You know what? Fuck the liberals, from now on, I’m calling
it the ‘Wuhan Virus’”
Abby rolled her eyes, “You are
so petty sometimes.”
“Trust me, I know”
“Anyway, we have a case.”
“Good, I’m glad you’re not
afraid of flying.”
“Nobody is flying. So on an
empty plane is probably the safest place to be.”
“Where are we going?”
“Well, I think with the virus,
we should stay in hot climates so we’re going to Florida.”
“What did the person do?”
Nouno and Abby were vigilantes
that went around the country killing people that political correctness refused
to prosecute so they were able to get off with heinous crimes to protect them
from ICE or to avoid being called racist.
Nouno almost never questioned Abby but lately he had some troubling
cases that seemed a little borderline.
Abby glared at him, “You never asked me that before booking the flight
before.”
“I know but what does it
matter?”
“An illegal alien in Florida
rear-ended a van killing the mother, two children and a grandmother. All he got was a ticket and held for a Visa
violation.”
“Did he do it on purpose?”
“I don’t think so but who
cares? An entire family is dead.”
“It’s not even murder; it’s
manslaughter. I think there is a law in
Florida protecting drivers in this situation.
This might not be a reverse racism thing.”
“Are you getting soft on me?”
“No, I just think you’re getting
a little blood thirsty. It’s a tragedy
but he didn’t come to this country to commit crimes. I think intent matters.”
“I want to go to Florida.”
“We could just go to Florida and
not kill anyone.”
“True, but I’ve spent my whole
life getting cat called; it’s so much fun to be able to kill people that do
it.”
“Well, they did worse things and
you’re not always used as bait.”
“But, as much as you hate it, I
like being bait.”
“Then find a rapist.”
“Well, there’s a Hmong in
Minnesota that raped a woman but if we do one of those cases, we might as well
just move to Minnesota because that always fucking happens there. We might as well just declare war on
Minnesota. I don’t even know why white
women would still live there given what the Hmong are allowed to do.”
“Do you have a case there?”
“Yes, several”
“Alright, so pick one and let’s
go.”
“But it’s in Minnesota.”
“So what?”
“The Coronavirus doesn’t like
hot weather so we should stay where it’s hot.”
“You’re under 60 and have no
respiratory or heart illnesses. You’re
fine.”
“Alright, so we’ll go to
Minnesota.”
They book a flight realizing
that the rates are much cheaper due to the Wuhan Virus. As they board the plane, Abby and Nouno feel
like they’re on a private jet as there is almost nobody on the flight. They sit across from one another even though
their tickets are together and lie down.
Despite this, they didn’t sleep for the entire flight and Abby asks,
“So, tell me why I shouldn’t be worried about Corona?”
“It’s interesting because the
data from all the affected places are very different. To me, the best is the Diamond Princess
cruise since it’s a closed environment and the closest thing you’ll get to a
scientific experiment setting.”
“Yes, because actually doing one
would be highly unethical.”
“Right, so you have to hope that
the real world provides you with something similar and the cruise ship
did. On the cruise, the fatality rate
for the Wuhan Virus was 0.85%. Everyone
that died was over 70. You are 26; and I
am 35 so we are nowhere near that. The
flu still is winning in amount of people killed.”
“It’s more contagious than the
flu though.”
“See, I’m not so sure about that
because only 20% of the people on the cruise got the virus. Again, it’s not killing middle aged people.”
“Who are you calling Middle
Aged?!”
“You’re not a small child and
you’re not 60, that’s middle aged in this context.”
“Well fuck you, I don’t like
that label.”
“Whatever, your age group isn’t
dying.”
“Why does the media have it at
like 3-4%? I know fake news but usually
there’s a method to their dishonesty.”
“They’re inflated because they
are measuring people who are sick and not the ones that were healthy and just
shrugged it off. Besides, the beginning
of the disease is always the worst and then it tapers off.”
“Did it tailor off in China
yet?”
“Who knows given that you can’t
trust anything coming out of that country.
I will say this though. 66% of
Chinese men smoke and the air quality in China is much worse than anywhere here
in the United States; even LA and New York.
By comparison, only 15% of American men smoke. This disease hurts people that have prior
respiratory problems so that’s why the death toll is going to be greater in
China. Not to mention, they are much
more densely populated.”
“How do you know it’ll taper
off?”
“It always does with contagions. It’s called the ‘Farr Curve.’ This is especially true, like you said
earlier, when the weather is hotter.
It’s spring time and summer is coming.
As you can see, Latin America is fine.”
“Yet President Trump is talking
about how important the wall construction is.”
“Well, never let a crisis go to
waste.”
“There’s no evidence that it’s
caused by Mexicans and illegal immigrants though right?”
“None that I know of. Like I said; Latin America is fine because
it’s hot.”
“Except in San Francisco. It’s warmer there but with all the people
shitting in the streets, it gets in the rain and you have Coronavirus raining
down on people.”
“The incubation period is only
five days so I don’t think that’s true.”
“That’s in a person not on
shit.”
“True, I don’t have that data.”
“Alright, so worse case
scenario, if we get it then we’ll have a miserable couple of days but we won’t
die.”
“Correct”
They land in Minnesota and since
not many people are flying nowadays, they get their bags very quickly. They check into an Air BNB that’s secluded
and Abby searches through social media to find out all she can about Bulxan. She is constantly filling in the posts in her
translator app to translate from Arabic or Somali to English. She comments, “This guy doesn’t fuck around.”
“What do you mean?”
“The girl he picked up,
according to street cameras, he just pulled up and grabbed her. Didn’t even throw her in the trunk; just
brought her in and drove off. It’s hard
to tell since they’re in the car, but I think he knocked her out. I mean, how else was he able to drive?”
“Another person in the car
holding her down?”
“It didn’t look like it.”
“Well, it’s dark and, like you
said, hard to tell when they’re in the car.”
“Yea, maybe but I’m going to
have to be quick.”
“We could figure out another
way.”
“No, worst comes to worse,
you’re right behind me. You follow him
and stop him before he can do anything to me.
I may be knocked out but hey, we’re going to kill him anyway so might as
well add it to the list.”
“I’d rather you not get hurt.”
“Me too but you’re the one that
dragged me somewhere where the Coronavirus can breed. You say that’s a low risk despite every media
report saying otherwise so I’m saying this is a low risk.”
Nouno put his head down. He never could figure out how he always found
himself in these traps. He took a deep
breath and agreed to the plan. Abby
finds out where Bulxan goes to hunt and she goes into the club at 3:30AM. She flirts a little and has a guy buy her a
drink to calm her nerves but not leave her reflexes impaired enough to do what
she needs to. She receives a text from
Nouno who’s waiting in a car in the parking lot signaling that Bulxan is
there. She knows she needs to walk out
alone because that will trigger Bulxan that she is in infidel breaking Islamic
law, which is the only one that matters in Bulxan’s Hmong faith. As she is walking, Bulxan’s car screeches to
a stop next to her. She has a syringe
with a sedative in her hand and she clutches it under her coat. Bulxan springs out of the car and Abby lunges
the syringe out. The second she feels
Bulxan’s strong calloused hands grab her, she depresses the plunger hoping that
the syringe has penetrated. It has and
Bulxan’s grip loosens and he collapsed to the ground as Abby pants. Nouno pulls around and loads Bulxan’s
unconscious body in the trunk. Abby gets into the passenger seat and they drive
off.
Bulxan wakes up strapped on a
bed of plastic. He starts screaming in
Arabic and Nouno has his translator app ready.
This app has two microphones that each person pushes for their
respective language so they can have a conversation. When he’s done, Nouno reads the translation
and nods as it was a bunch of obscenities about how they’re infidels and Allah
will punish them. Nouno hits the English
microphone and states, “We’ll see how Allah feels about you raping and murdering
woman.”
“Allah will reward me in
paradise.”
“Well, you will find out very
soon.”
“It doesn’t matter. Bernie Sanders will win the presidency and we
will officially take over your country.”
Abby walks over and hits the
button and declares, “Bernie Sanders is losing in the polls. He’s not going to be the nominee. Even conservatives are pissed by this because
they think Bernie was an easier opponent.”
Nouno was unsure if
‘conservatives’ would translate well but Bulxan seemed to understand. He responded with a laugh, “Look at how your stock
market plummeted because of some weak virus.
If one poll had Bernie winning, then your precious American markets
would collapse and you Americans are too stupid to know why so people would
vote for Bernie because they would blame the President for the collapse.”
Abby gave him a doubtful look
but noticed that Nouno was contemplating this.
Nouno replies, “Actually, that makes sense. Businesses would start to lose value and it
would become a self-fulfilling prophesy.
Just how when Obama was winning a poll, coal companies lost value but
when Romney was winning, they went up again.
Since socialism is bad for private business, all the companies would
lose value and would cause a crisis like this one; except people won’t know the
cause.”
Bulxan was emboldened by this
admission, “I can’t believe you Americans are too stupid to realize what Bernie
is doing.”
“He’s better at selling free
than other communists.”
Abby yells out, “Oh come on!
We’re not doing this through a fucking translator app!” As she grabs a knife and stabs Bulxan in the
major artery in the chest killing him instantly.
Nouno nods and they start
wrapping the body. As he does, he thinks
that it would have been interesting to see Bulxan’s reaction to learn that
Bernie Sanders is Jewish. They load the
car back up and take Bulxan’s body to a crematorium they had staked out
earlier. After they break in, they
activate the machine and leave to go to a diner to eat. Abby inquires, “Don’t be condescending but
don’t you think Bernie has a point that the other communists countries like
Venezuela, Cuba and Russia were totalitarian problems and not necessarily
socialist problems?”
“No, it’s impossible to have
socialism without totalitarianism. Think
about it. If you get paid the same
amount to not work and to work; which would you choose?”
“Not to work but some people are
workaholics.”
“You think enough to run a
society?”
“Well no, but…I don’t know.”
“So, if everyone doesn’t want to
work, how do you get them to work if you can’t incentivize then by paying them
more?”
Abby frowns and there’s silence
as she tries to think of anything else to say besides what Nouno is getting
at. Nouno seems to know this and waits
while he stares at her expectantly, “Okay, you want me to say that they have to
force them to”
“At the end of a gun barrel,
which they’ve confiscated from the citizens so they’re the only ones that have
one.”
“Then how come it worked in
Finland?”
“Because Finland is not
socialist.”
“Bernie says that Russia wasn’t
socialist.”
“Calling the USSR not socialist
is retarded. It was called ‘Union of
Soviet Socialist Republics”
“North Korea is called the People’s
Republic of North Korea and it’s not a Republic.”
“What is the definition of
socialism?”
“Everyone is equal.”
“Wrong. It’s the government controls the means of
production. In Russia, there were no
private companies. Everything was owned
by the government so they owned the means of production; therefore it was
socialist.”
“I don’t know; Sanders makes a
differentiation.”
“Now he does but when Venezuela
and Russia became communist, he praised them.
He even honeymooned in Russia and talked about how great their system
was because he could see a puppet show in a grand theater for a tiny
price. He still loves Cuba. The fact that he attacks them now is
hypocritical and contrary to what he had said at the time the socialists took
power.”
“But, this is Democratic
socialism. People vote for it. If they don’t like it, they just vote it
out.”
“How did that work in Venezuela?
Hayek said that there’s no difference
between taking away economic liberty and political liberty. He’s right.
If you control the money and the means of production, you control the
people because they can’t get what they need without you, which means, you can
withhold it from them unless they do what you want.”
“Again, why doesn’t that happen
in Scandinavia?”
“The government doesn’t control
the means of production. That is why the
prime minister of Denmark keeps publicizing and calling out Bernie urging him
to stop slurring them with the ‘socialist’ label.”
“How is Bernie Sanders’ plan
different from Scandinavia? You seem to
be avoiding that.”
“Scandinavia has lower corporate
tax rates than we do. Bernie Sanders has
said nothing about lowering the corporate tax rate; in fact I’m pretty sure he
said he wants to raise it and attacked President Trump for lowering it. Scandinavia has no minimum wage whereas
Sanders wants 15 dollars an hour minimum rage.
The only thing they have in common is that they both want to tax
individuals at ridiculously higher rates than they pay in America now.”
“Just the wealthy.”
“No, Bernie is actually truthful
on this one. He admits he’s going to
raise taxes on the middle class too. He
also says they’ll be willing to because of what they get.”
“Yea, all that free tuition and
free healthcare.”
“At the bargain price of nine
trillion dollars a year.”
“Well, we are the richest
country in the world.”
“Right now, our budget is a
little less than four trillion. You want
to more than double that. Keep in mind,
we still run deficits every year.”
“If the wealthy are paying for
it who cares?”
“This is a common
misconception. Nobody realizes that all
the money is in the middle class. Much
more people are in the middle class. If
that wasn’t the case, it wouldn’t be the middle. Very few people make over 250,000 a
year. The ones who do, already pay
54.71% of their income through various taxes.
If you combined all the income of everyone that made over 250K, you get
3.24 Trillion dollars. Remember, you can
only take this one time so they have no income left and the plan costs 90
trillion over 10 years. If you steal all
their wealth, which is impossible, then you’re only a third of the way there
for one year; how do you make up the rest?”
“He’s not saying to take all
their wealth but I think they can afford to pay 10% more.”
“Then you’re at 90 Billion
dollars and you have a 9 Trillion dollar bill.”
“Well, if we didn’t lose all
that revenue from the Trump tax cuts then maybe we’d have more.”
“Revenues hit all time highs
under President Trump after the tax cuts because so many people moved up in
income level. Even the IRS admitted
this. The problem is, we spent record
highs too so we still ran deficits.”
“And whose fault is that?”
“Congress mostly but President
Trump signed two omnibus bills so he’s not free from blame.”
“At least you admit that.”
They leave and go back to the
crematorium and clean up the machine and dispose of the remains. Afterwards, they return back to their Air BNB
and go to sleep. The next day, they are
back on a mostly empty plane to Arizona.
On the plane, Abby articulates, “You know that video you showed me of
Biden saying that we need to re-elect Donald Trump?”
“Yea”
“Twitter has marked it doctored.”
“Shortening for time is not the
same thing as manipulating it. I guess
twitter isn’t even hiding their bias against conservatives. They are going to undermine all of President
Trump’s ad and extol Biden’s.”
“Maybe they just did a good job
of taking different clips and splicing them together. You don’t know.”
Nouno pulls up a Biden ad where
he has a series of Donald Trump speeches spliced next to each other to make it
seem like he’s saying something he’s not.
It is done in a blatant way so no reasonable person would think it’s the
same speech as he is wearing different clothing and is on different stages and
podiums but Abby gets his point that if the position is you can’t splice
videos, this is an obvious violation of that.
After she watches it, Nouno poses, “Why didn’t that get the
‘manipulated’ label.”
“Because It obviously isn’t a
continuous video.”
“Biden’s was actually
continuous. No reasonable person would
think that was the whole speech.”
“What can you do?”
“President Trump is suing
them. I personally think the FEC should
get involved and force Twitter to declare it an in kind contribution”
“I thought you were against
government involvement.”
“They already control how much
you can give a candidate so this is fair game.
I’m not telling them to censor it.
All I’m saying is for them to declare what they did; intentionally help
the Biden campaign by lying about a video that made him look bad.”
“If social media is promoting
Democrats, why are the Democrats attacking Facebook and Twitter?”
“Because Trump and conservatives
have turned it against them because they’re better at memes than the liberals
are. Now that it’s failing, the police
state wants to pressure them to shut it down for Trump and only use it for Biden. As you can see by the two videos where they
mark the Biden speech video as manipulated when it wasn’t but don’t admit that
the Biden ad was manipulated. That is
also why twitter bans conservatives and conservative content.”
“Hillary says Facebook killed
her campaign.”
“That’s because she never wants
to admit that anything is her fault. If
Bloomberg can only win one delegate with 600 million dollars spent on ads, then
I don’t think Russia can turn states in favor of Trump for tens of thousands of
dollars. Hillary is just a sore loser.”
“I don’t want to talk about
this.”
Much to the married couples’
dismay, Bulxan’s disappearance made national news. Ilhan Omar highlighted it to take attention
away from the fact that she married a man that she was alleged to have an
affair with. Omar denied the affair but
their marriage makes it awfully suspicious.
Now, Abby and Nouno hope that the Wuhan Virus will bury the story. This is the most exposed they feel because
not many planes flew in and out of Minnesota.
The ones that did didn’t have many passengers. If they determine that the killers weren’t
local, there is a very small list of people to look into. All they can do now, though, is wait.
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