Larry the Billionaire Episode 27 I want a piece of pork

                Belinda was an immigrant from Trinidad. She stood at 5’1” with smooth skin that made her look much younger than she was.  Like most Caribbean girls, she was very well gifted in the bosom and posterior regions but her body was proportioned as well.  Immigrating to America was not as enjoyable as she thought it would be.  She tried working jobs but she ended up hating white collar office work and missing home.  The one thing she could get into, however, was sports.  Although in Trinidad, she was a huge fan of soccer and cricket, she found the MLS not too appealing as they level of play didn’t compare with the European leagues.  Also, in America, Cricket was non-existent.  As she met more and more Americans and hung out with friends, she was introduced to the NFL.  It didn’t take long for her to be an avid Giants fan.  Starting out in America, however, was expensive and since there were a lot of wealthy people in New York, the New York sports teams charged a lot for tickets.  Even when the teams weren’t good, the ticket prices were unaffected as businessmen took their clients to game regardless of the quality of play.  This bothered Belinda but it was just one more thing that frustrated her about America.

 

                Larry was a billionaire that lived in Naples, Florida.  He had spent most of his adult life in New York and visited often.  As he wasn’t very good with women and had serious trust issues, dating was never an option for him.  He had tried the professional variety but it made him feel too dirty.  There was another part that was more a problem with him than it was with the girls; he was a selfish man.  The idea that anyone with twenty dollars could get the girl to dance on him wearing nothing but a thong bothered him.  He wanted to feel special that this girl didn’t do this all the time.  That is why he would make a ridiculous offer to regular women but pure cash was not something he condoned.  Instead, he wanted to pay a large bill that they were hesitant or wouldn’t want to spend themselves.  He’d pay the bill in exchange for one night of casual sex.  He honestly expected to be turned down more than he was but either he was good at picking a girl who was serious when they claimed they would do anything for something or women were more capable of putting logic over emotions as society gave them credit for.  Many of his friends knew his knack for indecent proposals and although they all chastised him for it at first, he found that some of them would help him out by doing his hunting for him.  Today was one of those days.  He got a call from one his friends and he answered amicably, “Hey, what’s up?”

                “I heard you’re in town”

                “I am”

                “If you’re not doing anything tonight, you should come out with me and my co-worker.  I think you’d like her.”

                “Why do you say that?”

                “She’s very jealous of people like you that can buy whatever they want.  She has things she wants that you may be able to provide for her.”

                Larry got what he was saying.  He nodded, which was pointless considering his friend couldn’t see him.  He responded, “Alright, I’ll meet you”

                “Great, by the way, she hates Trump so try to keep your views to a minimum”

                “You know I don’t lie”

                “I know, but you also know I think it’s a flaw of yours.”

                “Well, I got to be me.”

                “Alright, we’ll see if that inhibits you from getting what you want.”

                Larry arrived at dinner and found his friend and took a seat at their table.  His friend said, “Larry, this is my friend Belinda; Belinda, Larry”

                “Nice to meet you” they both said as the shook hands.

                It didn’t take long for Belinda to ask, “Did you see the Climate Crisis thing yesterday?”

                Larry responded calmly, “No, I think Global Warming or whatever it’s being branded now, is a hoax”

                “Oh, one of those”

                “Yup, I’m one of those” he responded with a smile

                “Well, I mean, with all these hurricanes lately, I don’t know how you can say that but whatever.  Bernie Sanders talked about trying to convince women to stop having kids.  I’m not sure how I feel about that.  I mean, I’m for abortion if the girl wants but trying to persuade them not to have kids is a little problematic”

                “Yea, didn’t go so well in China when they had forced abortions”

                Belinda gave a horrified look and exclaimed, “No, that’s definitely wrong but I mean the world is overpopulated.”

                “No it’s not”

                “How can you say that?”

                “Everyone in the world with housing spread out in normal apartment complexes could fit in the state of Texas”

                “Really?  How come scientists don’t say that?” she sounded skeptical

                “People don’t realize how much power and money is in the environmental movement.  It’s all about power.  They’ve used overpopulation to start Planned Parenthood, deny pesticides to poor countries so they can get malaria.  Basically, it’s always an excuse to kill the poor.”

                “That’s a little extreme”

                “No, it’s not, it’s true.”

                “It’s just that we can’t feed all these people.”

                “Also false.  Right now, we have enough food to feed 10 Billion people and there are only 7 Billion people.  This isn’t a new fear.  Thomas Malthus said it in the early 1800s but now that Dan Brown made a book about it, it’s alive and well again.”

                “That book wasn’t nearly as popular as Angels and Demons and Davinci Code”

                “True”

                “So, you can’t say it’s because of that book”

                “I guess you’re right but it doesn’t change the fact that it’s false”

                “There’s starving people all over the world”

                “That’s a government problem not a food problem.  Look at developed countries, especially this one, the main problem is obesity not starvation despite what the Hollywood actors will have you believe.”

                “There are a lot of fat people in America”

                “No argument here”

                “What about water.  Most of the water in the world is salt and undrinkable”

                “Also something they’ve been saying since the 1900s.  Since then, the amount of drinkable water has increased seven fold.  The population, on the other hand, only increased four fold.  Why do you think tap water is free in most places?  They don’t give things away that are really scarce and not plentiful.  It literally falls from the sky.  We could easily make machines to combine hydrogen and oxygen.  The reason why we don’t have these massive hydroplants is because they’re not needed.  Fresh drinking water is easy to find in the world and in huge abundance”

                “I never thought about that”

                “Simple economics;  supply and demand.  If there’s a huge supply, there’s a low price.  Water is free.”

                “Bottled water isn’t”

                “Still cheaper than any other thing you want to drink.”

                “True”

                Larry’s friend interrupted, “Hey, did you guys here about Debra Katz?”

                Larry replied, “No, who’s that?”

                “Christine Blasey Ford’s lawyer”

                “Oh, that lying bitch”

                Belinda fired back, “What you don’t think Kavanaugh raped her?”

                “Not a chance.  All her witnesses denied her story.  There were so many holes that she couldn’t explain.  Nothing checked out.”

                “It’s been so long, I don’t really remember but I remember hoping he wouldn’t get the nomination”

                “Is that because Trump recommended him and you don’t like the President?”

                Belinda sighed, “Yea, I got to admit that is probably it.”

                Larry’s friend chimed in, “Well, now there’s really no doubt that she lied”

                Larry gave a perplexed look and Belinda looked on curiously and posed, “How can you know that?”

                “Debra Katz, her lawyer, admitted that they said what they said so that his nomination would come with an asterisk so that when he tried to overturn Roe v Wade, everyone will know that his intentions were anti-woman”

                “Wow, it just goes to show you that there’s nothing more frightening than a tyrant that thinks they’re doing what they’re doing for your protection.” Larry commented

                “I don’t even think one Supreme Court Justice can just decide to overturn Roe v Wade” Belinda uttered

                “He can’t, but someone can bring the case to them.” The friend explained

                Larry rejoined, “Well, Kavanaugh has voted with the other conservatives every time so the scare tactic failed.”

                Belinda stated, “I’m not saying that lying is okay but someone has to put it in men’s minds that they can’t exploit women.”

                The friend gave Larry a look and excused himself.  Larry knew that this was the time to make the offer.  He calmly declared, “This is what I don’t understand when women talk like this.  Usually in a relationship the woman owns the man.  Attractive women get men to do stupid shit just to see some skin or have some fun.  Women enjoy sexual things as well.  Maybe not as much as a man but they think they do.  Also, women sometimes have sex with men because they’re sick of them asking or they feel like they owe it to them.  If you’re willing to have sex for an unpure reason, then why do women look down on strippers?  My friend paid a stripper $600 for a blow job.  I mean, being paid $600 for 15 minutes of work; that’s $2,400 an hour.”

                Belinda’s eyes squinted as she snapped back, “15 minutes?! What kind of girls do you know?  That’s a very long time.”

                “You’re making my point even stronger”

                “I don’t think I would do it.  I’m not like that.”

                “Fine, maybe not for money but what is something that you would like to buy if you had money but it would hurt?”

                “I’d like season tickets to the Giants on the 50 yard line.”

                “Okay, fine, if you have sex with me, I’ll buy you season tickets on the 50 yard line, lower level of course”

                Belinda backed up as an expression of shock came on her face.  “Are you serious?”

                “Yes”

                At this point, Larry’s friend returned to the table.  He saw the tension at the table and sighed playing it off as if he didn’t know this would happen.  “He made the offer didn’t he?”

                Belinda turned to him, “You knew he’d do this?”

                “I was hoping he wouldn’t but he has in the past”

                “So, he is serious”

                “Yes, he is and he will follow through if you do it.  He’s also a minute man so you won’t have to do much work but look, I’m Switzerland.  Do what you want.”

                Larry thought that Belinda wouldn’t agree in front of his friend given they worked together.  This was illogical to him because it’s not like friends don’t talk so she should know her co-worker would find out eventually anyway.  Belinda shrugged her shoulders, “Then I agree”

                Larry grinned, “Alright, but there are contingencies”

                “I’m not liking this.  Don’t make me change my mind”

                “We both need to get tested for STD’s and you need to get an IUD”

                “I’m on birth control”

                “Still, I’m not a trusting man.”

                “Well, tell you the truth if you’ve done this before then I don’t trust you either.  So yea, let’s get the tests.”

                “Excellent.  How’s today?”

                “Today works”

                Larry had connections with hospitals in New York.  He immediately was called in and both he and Belinda were tested and Belinda had an IUD installed.  After the tests came back clear, Larry informed Belinda what hotel he was staying at.  Belinda showed up wearing revealing clothes and went up to his room.  As she walked in, Larry could tell she was hesitant.  Larry was in his boxers and he approached her.  Belinda put out her hands and articulated, “Wait” Larry pulled back and Belinda was happy to find out that she was still in control.  She continued, “Can we talk first?  I don’t want to feel too dirty.”

                “Sure, what do you want to talk about?”

                “Well, I work in accounting so I’m kind of a numbers girl.”

                “Okay”

                “I saw on CNBC today that America might have negative interest rates.”

                “That would suck”

                “Yea, I mean, I don’t think it makes sense.  Why would anyone save money if they had negative interest rates?”

                “Because they think they’ll lose more money by not putting it in the bank”

                “That’s scary”

                “I agree”

                “The FED controls interest rates though.  Why would they ever do that to the economy?”

                “You mean why would the government want to have someone give them money and they give back less than they got?  I can think of many reasons.  They basically get another tax.”

                “Yea, but nobody would put their money in the bank.  They’ll keep it under their mattresses”

                “That would be beneficial since it wouldn’t be losing value.”

                “Yea, so it’s not realistic”

                “Haven’t you heard the rumors that people want to do away with cash?”

                “Yea, because credit cards give you all these points and stuff”

                “What if the government decided they weren’t going to accept cash?  What if stores did as well?  What if everything was electronic currency?”

                Belinda’s eyes got wide as she realized what he was getting at “Then you would have to put your money in the bank and lose it over time.  The government would be forcing you to pay the tax so to speak.”

                “Government loves making you pay taxes”

                “Yes, yes they do.  I think they would do that”

                “Don’t be too scared, I don’t think this is going to happen any time soon.”

                “Yea, but now I know it’s possible.  Scary shit.”

                “Yea, never trust the government”

                “Alright, I’m ready” she said as she stripped her clothes off. 

                Belinda approached Larry and jerked his head down and kissed him.  They made out and dropped to a seated position with Larry’s legs inside Belinda’s.  Larry scooted forward placing his legs behind hers.  Belinda wrapped her legs around Larry’s waist as Larry wrapped his arms over them holding them in place.  Larry’s mouth explored Belinda’s mouth, neck and breasts as Belinda leaned her upper body to give him access to the three areas as she grinded her pelvis against his.  Belinda put her hands behind her head and lied down.  Larry shuffled his body forward grasping Belinda’s thighs as his legs extended straight into the air.  Larry humped Belinda and buried his head in her breasts sucking them as he caressed her legs.  Belinda tightened her legs around Larry’s waist and spun him around.  Larry sat up and Belinda protruded her breasts against his face as she bounced on his lap squeezing her legs around him.  Larry caressed her legs and sucked on her breasts before leaning back.  As Larry leaned back, Belinda rode him harder grinding herself faster and faster against Larry’s body.  Larry grabbed Belinda’s butt and squeezed pulling himself further into her while oscillating his mouth between her breasts, neck and lips. 

When Belinda slowed, she kissed down Larry’s neck, chest and descended her waist to his feet.  She inserted Larry’s penis into her mouth.  Larry reached down and took a handful of her short black hair and guided Belinda’s head as she bobbed it up and down elongating his penis to the back of Belinda’s mouth.  Belinda used her right hand to fondle Larry’s scrotum as she continued working his shaft with her mouth.  When it appeared Larry wasn’t going to climax, she removed his penis from her mouth and slid it in between her breasts slowly rubbing her body up and down. 

Larry sat up and grabbed Belinda’s armpits indicating for her to stand up as he did as well.  Larry bent her over the bed and Belinda crawled onto it.  Larry knelt behind her and drove his penis into her vagina from the rear entrance.  He slapped his hands onto her butt and squeezed hard before sliding his hands up her torso and around to grab her breasts.  Shortly thereafter, Larry spewed semen into Belinda’s birth canal and, subsequently, exited Belinda. 

            Larry lied on his back to the side of her and she rolled over and lied on her back as well.  She voiced, “You got to pick a topic now.”

            “Did you know Comey is being sued?”

            “For what?”

            “To reveal information about Anthony Ferrante.”

“I’m not sure I know who that is.”

“He’s thought to be a mole that Comey put in the White House to spy on President Trump in a rogue mission.”

“Any proof of this?” she asked skeptically

“After President Trump got elected, Comey set up a new position in the FBI as part of the White house Security Council and named him to it.  Ferrante had cybersecurity experience.  He also stated that this position was unable to be fired by the President”

“A lot of government positions you get tenure and can’t be fired from.”

“True, but usually not ones you just made up”

“They make up new positions all the time.”

“I’m aware of that but it’s odd that Ferrante leaves the FBI just as the DNC server is hacked.  That investigation starts and he sketches off.  He also spearheaded a campaign by Obama to deal with cyber threats.  It’s called Presidential Directive 41. It was a Cyber incident response team and as soon as there’s a Cyber attack that needs a response, Ferrante resigns.”

“Where did he go?”
                “He worked for a private consulting firm named FTI consulting.  They were hired by Buzz Feed to verify the dossier.”

                “I guess they failed because that doesn’t look very real now.”

                “Yes, but you have to think why was he interested in this company?  Was it because he was in the White House so wanted to get some inside knowledge to try to verify the information?  Was his employment in the White House trying to back up the dossier?”

                “That’s a lot of hypotheticals.  Sounds like a conspiracy to me.”

                “Maybe I would agree but the lead investigator into President Trump, Peter Strzok and his mistress, FBI lawyer Lisa Page, had their text messaged revealed.  In them, they talk about sending ‘Charli” to go to the White House but Page is worried that since they already used him, the White House might get suspicious.  They name a couple other people to send all in code.”

                “So it’s not someone named ‘Charli’”?

                “No, everything was code.  Another guy they wanted to send was ‘Katie’s Husband.’  It begs the question, why are they hiding this anyway in texts with each other?  Why do they want to send all these people to the White House and why would the White House be suspicious if the was the same person they sent before?”

                “This is getting a little more intriguing.  I mean, it definitely seems like they’re hiding something.”

                “More interesting things is that the woman that replaced Ferrante in his position, Jordan Rae Kelly, signed waivers to allow Ferrante back into the White House when he was working for Buzz Feed.”

                “Okay, that’s sketchy.  Giving media free reign in the White House is dangerous.  Especially since this guy is a computer expert and used to work in the White House.  Yea, she’s an idiot for doing that.”

                “Or they were working together and that was the plan”

                “Maybe”

                “I wonder how people can ignore these stories.  I know fake news doesn’t report on them but look at the candidates; can you really not see how retarded they all are?”

                “I got to admit, a lot of them are.  That mother cunt Andrew Yang was telling people they shouldn’t eat meat.”

                “He actually wanted to create a society where people are nudged not to eat meat.”

                “It’s just like the smoking thing.  They’ll shame you for it and ban it from restaurants.”

                “They already talked about how it hurts the environment just like they did with smoking.”

                “Wait, you’re right because of cow farts and stuff.”

                “See how they use global warming to control what you do and, in this case, what you eat?”

                “Fuck that, I’m eating my meat”

                “That’s right! Me too”

                Larry and Belinda spent the night together and the next morning, Larry woke up before her.  He showered and put on a fresh set of clothes.  Belinda woke up a while later as Larry was watching something on his phone with ear phones in.  He showed her the confirmation for the Giants tickets and sent her the link to pick them up.  Belinda started jumping up and down with excitement and gave him a big hug.  Larry hugged back and invited her to breakfast.  After breakfast, Belinda went home.  Larry deleted her number from her phone. 

                Belinda went back to work and thanked her co-worker for setting her up with Larry.  Larry actually bought two tickets so she could go with someone.  The first guest was her co-worker but over the next eight home games, she took different people.  They were all impressed with the quality of the seats.  Despite how grateful she was, she never thought about Larry; even at the games.