Jose Guadalupe-Gutierrez Sanchez is in his home in
Hennepin Country located near St. Paul, Minnesota. At 35-years-old, he is around the age where
even in today’s society it seems it’s time to settle down. It’s not that Jose is against having someone
as he has been dating a woman. The woman
he is dating is not looking for just a good time as she has a seven-year-old
daughter. Jose knows that she is looking
for a father to the young girl and he’s not really opposed to it. As their relationship progresses, Jose gets
the urge to pull a graduate in that
you score with a mother and daughter combination. Unfortunately, Jose isn’t going to wait the
12 years until his girlfriend’s daughter is of legal age. He’s not going to even wait until high school
where many girls start contemplating whether they want to give in to the peer
pressure and society and lose their virginity.
At this time, they don’t realize how many of their peers are lying about
whether or not they’ve had sex. The ones
that have feel ashamed but don’t want to admit it because they’ve been
indoctrinated that women are just as capable of casual meaningless sex as
men. His girlfriend’s daughter, however,
will not have any understanding of that when Jose starts touching her
inappropriately. When he gets caught, he
flees not to be seen again but has made it to the Minnesota’s top 10 most
wanted list.
As Covid19 wreaks havoc all
across America, Abby is glued to the TV in Arizona watching the news comment on
the rising cases. As she is scared, she
is also frustrated because her husband Nouno is not worried or panicked at
all. He still is going to work and
avoids the news. She exclaims, “How can
you not care?”
“Let me sum up their comments;
the numbers are rising; we’re all going to die.
There, I just saved you hours of your life.”
“This isn’t a joke.”
“Who’s joking?”
“Look, I found a case in
Minnesota. There are only 576 cases
there so it’s safer.”
“As opposed to 1,157 in
Arizona.”
“Yes, they have half the cases”
“But twice the deaths too.”
“What?”
“20 people have died in Arizona
and 10 people have died in Minnesota”
“What’s your point?”
“My point is that if you take
death by cases, then Minnesota and Arizona are the same.”
“That’s a meaningless statistic
because you have differences in amount of testing and other variables. You need to do per capita deaths”
“Well, then Arizona looks pretty
good because that’s a death rate of .0000292%”
“How about Minnesota?”
“.0000182%”
“There you go, Minnesota is
safer “
I’m not even sure how to respond
to that. It appears those numbers are
tiny.”
“It doesn’t matter. This is one of my cases.”
“Then just say that. Don’t tell me we’re going because of the
Wuhan Virus”
“Fine, we’re going to Minnesota
to kill a sick fuck!”
“Great”
Nouno and Abby were national
vigilantes. They had a theory that the
justice system looked the other way on immigrant crime because of political
correctness so they righted that wrong. They
book a flight and head to Minnesota. As
they look around the airport and plane, they feel like they’re on a private
flight as there is nobody on the plane.
Abby realizes that Nouno is in a bad mood so asks, “Hey honey what’s
wrong?”
“They just passed a huge
stimulus bill and they’re already talking about another one.”
“Well, these are unprecedented
times.”
“No, Pelosi is putting all the
Green New Deal stuff she couldn’t get through in the last one again. That means there’s going to be more pork that
President Trump is going to sign and make the excuse, ‘we just had to give up
some entitlement programs in order to help people.”
“I think 60% agree with that.”
“That’s because they don’t
understand economics. This is
bankrupting our country. That bitch will
do the same thing she did last time and start with the farm and pretend she’s
being reasonable by only getting hundreds of millions of dollars on things that
have nothing to do with the virus.”
“You’re the only one I know
that’s against this.”
“Not true; the Wall Street
Journal just came out with an article ‘Save Capitalism from the Cares Act.’”
“What was their problem with
it?”
“That it’s the most centralized
planning bill ever in American history.”
“So much for Trump saying
America will never be a socialist country.”
“Great, you’re mocking him.”
“I’m just saying that two months
after he said that, he’s already signing legislation to make it one.”
“Well, that is undeniable.”
“In all seriousness though,
after spending $2 trillion, what could possibly be in this next bill?”
“They are setting aside $377
Billion for small business loans.”
“Well, look, a lot of them were
shut down through no fault of their own.
The government forced them to shut down so they are obligated to
help. I agree it should just be used for
like payroll, interest and rent but it is needed.”
“That’s the problem though. If you take every small business in the
country, defined as less than 500 employees, you get $ 250 Billion a month in
payroll, interest and rent so this would only cover them all for a month and a
half.”
“Ok, but some small businesses
don’t need loans.”
“Exactly, so the pool of money
is too large.”
“Why is that bad?”
“It crowds out private lenders
and will drain money from people who need it by businesses who don’t but will
still claim it. It opens them up to
fraud and bad money always replaces good money.”
“I take it government doesn’t
compete fairly.”
“They never do. The central bank is leveraging loans at 10:1”
“I don’t know that that means.”
“It means there’s 4.27 Trillion
dollars for everything. This is about equal
to twice as much the outstanding debt by the fed now. It’s impossible for this not to be fraudulent
when that much unnecessary money is up for grabs.”
“Yes, but these loans need to be
paid back.”
“What if they’re not?”
“Cross that bridge when we get
there.”
“No, that’s not a good
answer. We need an exit strategy to the
crisis to be announced now. We need to
know the plan. It can’t just be, ‘we’ll
figure it out’ because it may be too late then.”
“You sound like a Global
Warmist.”
“This is better documented and
more sound reasoning,”
“Look, you have been a huge
supporter of President Trump. Why don’t
you just trust his judgment in closing the economy? I’m sure he had a good reason. All the other times you doubted him it worked
out.”
“He didn’t close the economy;
those decisions are state decisions made by the governors. President Trump just recommended the social
distancing nationwide.”
“He kind of hinted.”
“He agreed. There’s a difference.”
“He hasn’t been too shy to call
out politicians before.”
“That is true and I do think
he’s on board but I don’t agree with it.”
“Duly noted.”
“What did the guy do anyway?”
“He sexually assaulted his
girlfriend’s daughter starting when she was seven.”
“Oh good. That’s going to be my pleasure to eliminate
him from the realm of the living.”
“This is my collar.”
“I know, I know. It will be our pleasure.”
Abby smiled, “That’s better.”
They land in Minnesota and head
to an Air BNB to drop off their stuff.
As they were just recently in Minnesota, they’ve already scoped out the
crematoriums. This time, however,
they’re not going to use the same one as they weren’t here that long ago. Nouno asks, “Well, despite their low numbers,
they closed their restaurants and bars just like everyone else. How do you suppose you’re going to find him?”
“Same way I always do; hack into
his social media.”
“He was on the most wanted list
and hasn’t been caught; what makes you think you can find him?”
“Have I ever not found
anyone? Did you forget why we do this? He hasn’t been found because the system isn’t
really looking.”
“Alright, I’ll let you work but
if he can’t go to a bar or restaurant, how are we going to nab him?”
“If he has nowhere to go, then
we know where he’s going to be.”
“You’re going to find his
address?”
“Uh huh”
“Then you want to break into his
house?”
“Yup”
“He’ll have home field
advantage; literally. He’s also legally
allowed to kill us if we enter his property.”
“We aren’t legally allowed to
kill him yet we are. What does ‘legal’
have to do with anything?”
“I suppose you’re right.”
By cross referencing the
pictures with a hacking site that uses Google Earth to find similarities, Abby
was able to pinpoint his location. This
bothered Nouno because he realized if he wife could do it, then the government
or any lay person could. It was kind of
scary especially since the tilt in the country was toward socialism. When they got there, Jose was working outside
building a porch. They parked their car
a couple houses away and walked making it seem like they were just out for a
stroll. When they passed the house, they
were shocked when Jose called out, “Hola”
Nouno was fluent in Spanish so
he responded back “Hola, que tal?”
The conversation continued in
Spanish but Jose was surprised that this pale bald man responded without an
accent. Still, most people in America
knew ‘Hola’ though they normally said, ‘Come Estas’ rather than the much more
informal, ‘Que Tal.’ Jose responded,
“Well, I can’t go to work so figured I might as well get some work done on the
house.”
“Yea, it seems like a lot of
people have been doing that lately. Do
you want a hand?”
“You’re not afraid to get close
to me?’
“Nah, I’m not 70 years old and
don’t have a chronic illness.”
“Yea, sure, I could use some help.”
Nouno walked toward him and
although Abby didn’t speak Spanish, the body language told her what just
happened. She called out, “I can make
something to eat if you want?” in English and Nouno translated.
He just nodded and let Abby into
the house much to her surprise. She had
no idea it was going to be this easy.
Instead of going to the kitchen, she moved the cushions off a couch and
found some saran wrap that she wrapped around the couch. Jose stated, “They need to open work up
again. “
“There was actually an article
in the Wall Street Journal about that.
It was called, ‘how to get America working again.”
“What did it say?”
“They had four things to
do. The first was to expand testing to
test on a mass scale and make it random ; not just the sick.”
“They always say that but I
don’t think that matters.”
“Next the government needs to
start testing the people who have recovered to see if they developed an
immunity. If so, they can use that for a
vaccine.”
“That makes sense”
“Third, protect the elderly and
immune disease and those with respiratory problems.”
“The high risk group.”
“Yes”
“Why does it hurt them more?”
“They are killed by their immune
system’s response to the virus rather than the virus itself.”
“Their body gives in because
it’s overworked?”
“Yes, more or less. Let them stay home and the young and healthy
can go out and work.”
“Just till it’s under control.”
“Of course”
“What’s the last one?”
“Let the jobs that don’t require
close contact to re-open.”
“Like construction and
landscaping.”
“Yes, like those.”
“Where the teams are working in
different areas anyway? That makes
sense.”
“Yea”
Jose went to nail in a board
when Nouno came from behind and drove a syringe into his neck. He then feigned that Jose had hit himself
with a hammer and wrapped his arm over his shoulder and lifted it high as if he
was elevating it from a wound. He guided
Jose’s lifeless body inside the house and he and Abby set him up on the couch.
When he woke up, Jose was
strapped down with duck tape that Abby had in the car along with saran
wrap. “What are you doing?”
Since it seemed that Jose didn’t
speak English, Nouno did the talking, “You’re here to pay for what you did to
that little girl.”
“What? What do you care?”
“We don’t like people that
molest little kids. It’s frowned upon in
this country.”
“What country? Your president is being taken down by a tiny
woman.”
“Nancy Pelosi has tried several
times to take him down and has always failed.”
“Well, now she’s got a new
attempt.”
“I know, she’s on TV all the
time talking about the virus bill.”
“She’s not focused on the virus,
she’s focused on investigating and impeaching Donald Trump. “
“I heard her, she keeps asking
‘what did he know and when did he know it?’”
“If she gets her way, you’re not
going to have a country.”
“Yes, there used to be a tag
line when Bush was president, ‘Bush lied, people died.’ It sounds better in English but now it’s
going to be, ‘Trump lied; people died.”
“Do you like the president?”
“I liked him more before this
crisis.”
“Why aren’t you worried about
Pelosi then?”
“The facts are on the
president’s side just like they always are.”
“She says that she was warning
him for months.”
“That’s a lie. President Trump put a travel ban on China and
she tried to pass regulation to stop the travel ban. As always with her and Democrats, the truth
is the opposite of what she said. She
claims she warned everyone from the beginning and Trump ignored it but really
Trump took action to slow it down and she attacked him for it.”
“When was this?”
“In January”
“Maybe she means when it got
here?”
“Oh no, on February 24, Pelosi
is on video walking around ChinaTown in San Francisco inviting people to come
down and stop being racists by ignoring Chinese stores and food.”
“She loves playing the race
card.”
“Yes she does. The Wall Street Journal agreed with you
too. They wrote an article saying that
Pelosi is doing this to send a message to her left wing allies that if Trump
gets re-elected, she’s willing to impeach him again.”
“What happened to that
legislation?”
“The house, which Nancy Pelosi
is the head of, rescinded it.”
“I wonder why she did that?”
Jose replies with heavy sarcasm
“Yea, Republicans told her too
because of the Wuhan Virus. Now, since
during her tweet she’s talking about African countries and not China, she
claimed it had nothing to do with the Wuhan Virus. This proves otherwise.”
“Who is telling her that
impeachment is a good idea? The last one
failed miserably, why would she try again?”
“This guy named Lawrence Tribe
is advising her. He already tweeted out
that if Trump withholding aid to Ukraine is impeachable then so is withholding
aid to states for Wuhan Virus.”
“He didn’t do either.”
“I know that. You know that. Apparently Tribe and Pelosi don’t”
“What they don’t know is that
Americans aren’t going to be tricked.”
“I hope you’re right.”
“It’s so pathetic that she
refuses to help.”
“It’s not that she’s not
helping; she’s making it worse.”
“So, bottom line; you’re saying
that Trump warned us in January and Pelosi ignored it.”
“Yes, on January 29, President
Trump was in his situation room meeting with the Wuhan Virus task force. Dr. Fauci and his high level cabinet members
were all there. You want to know what
Pelosi was doing two weeks before that?”
“What?”
“Getting commemorative pens for
signing the articles of impeachment.”
“What a moron.”
Abby cleared her throat
theatrically. She announced, “I’m sorry,
am I interrupting something? Is it my
turn yet?”
Nouno switched to English, “Yes,
of course.”
Abby came over with a scowl on
her face. Nouno couldn’t tell if it was
for him, Jose or both. She declared in
English, “You sick fuck. Why the fuck
would you molest a seven-year-old girl?” Jose looked at Nouno and Nouno looked
at his wife who just shook her head and continued, “No, I want him to be just
as confused as I was when you guys were talking. Don’t worry, he’ll figure it out real
quick.
Abby was wearing surgical gloves. Prior to this pandemic, most people knew this
to mean that something bad was going to happen but nowadays, it was quite
normal for people to wear surgical gloves.
Being restrained, however, that was a dead giveaway. Abby lowered Jose’s pants and briefs. She explained, “Since you abused this, I’m
confiscating it from you. She grabbed
the shaft of his penis in one hand and a serrated blade in the other and
chopped.
Jose’s eyes widened and he
shouted Spanish obscenities, to which Abby countered with another chop. She removed his scrotum and penis very
messily. Jose was still screaming when
she finished, which gave her the opportunity to jam his sex organs into his
mouth. She then duck taped his mouth
shut. Jose struggled on the restraints
and Abby grinned as she slowly moved her right hand to his nostrils. She slowly pinched his nose shut and watched
Jose squirm but he was too well restrained to do anything. It didn’t take long for him to stop squirming
as his body went limp. Abby held on for
another minute and then let go. When no
gasp of air came out, she backed away.
They wrapped the body and Nouno went out to bring the car into the
driveway. They loaded Jose’s body into
the trunk and then Nouno got in the driver seat. Abby commented, “Hold on, I got one more
thing to do.”
She rushed into the house and
lit the couch on fire and watched as flamed engulfed it. She calmly walked out of the house and got
into Nouno’s car. He backed out and
drove off. The fire hadn’t spread enough
to be noticed, so Nouno inquired, “What did you do?”
“You’ll see.”
Nouno kept driving as the fire
raged. He made the turn before seeing
the fire in his rear view mirror. They
drove the body to a crematorium and loaded him into the machine and turned it
on. Rather than leave, since no
restaurants were open, they stayed and talked.
Nouno queried, “Did you hear Mike Liddell has converted his factories to
make masks?”
“The My Pillow guy?”
“Yup”
“Yea, I heard about that because
people were pissed that at the end of the announcement he recommended people
read the bible.”
“Yea, I can’t believe people
attack him for doing something to help out.”
“Well, separation of church and
state.”
“Let me get this straight; the
government can ban people from worshipping in churches, mosques, and temples
and that’s not a violation of separation of church and state but taking a
microphone during a presidential briefing and suggesting people read the bible
is?”
Abby hesitates and her eyes look
up contemplating this. She concedes,
“That’s actually a good point.”
“At least, he’s doing something
to help. The Democrats just seem to want
to hurt the cause.”
“Nobody is trying to help the
virus”
“What are you talking
about? Pelosi has basically admitted
she’s using it to impeach Trump again and Soros started a company called ‘Priorities
USA’ to lead in attacking Trump for the Wuhan Virus handling through
advertisements.”
“I thought you were talking
about the media.”
“They’re the worst.”
“How?”
“Moscow Maddow humiliated
herself again because she kept repeating on March 20 that there was no way that
the two navy ships that President Trump ordered to New York and California
would arrive next week. She knew that it
would take several weeks.”
“Didn’t those arrive?”
“Yes, despite her saying 10 days
ago that it was nonsense that they’d be there next week.”
“Well, 10 days isn’t next week.”
“It’s closer than several
weeks?”
“True, as it wasn’t even two,
but she was partly right.”
“Actually, the California one arrived
March 27, so that was next week.”
“So she was half wrong because
the one in New York got there March 30.”
“No, she was completely wrong
about there not being a sign. You want a
sign; the ships have arrived. There’s
your fucking sign.”
They talked some more and when
the machine was done; they disposed of the remains in the proper way and exited
the crematorium. That night, Abby was
watching the news again and the TV cut to the house fire. As Nouno was only casually observing, he
perked up when he realized that they were actually reporting on something that
wasn’t the Wuhan Virus. Had it not been
for Abby’s guilty but satisfied look, he may not have noticed what he was
seeing. He nodded and uttered, “You went
back in to do that.”
“Yup”
“Alright, that’ll clear up our
DNA in the house.”
“They won’t even check for it.”
“Especially because there are no
bodies.”
“I thought that too.”
They ordered pizza and ate and
then went to sleep. The next day, they
got on a plane and headed back to Arizona. Nouno articulated as he looked at
his phone, “Good, they haven’t forgotten about Richard Burr with this Wuhan
Virus hysteria.”
“What about him?”
“Before the market collapsed, he
sold somewhere between $630,000 and $1.2 Million worth of stocks.”
“Insider trading?”
“Yup, he used his position as a
Senator to be briefed on the information and act. He claimed it was open sources but so far
there’s no explanation.”
“Isn’t he a Republican from your
home state of North Carolina?”
“Yes, but that doesn’t mean I
condone insider trading. If someone
fucks up, I don’t care what ethnicity or party they are, they need to be taken
down?”
“This has nothing to do with the
fact that he hates Trump and agreed with impeachment or something.”
“No, it has to do with him being
unethical. He wanted them to investigate
Trump then fine, let’s see how Burr likes being investigated. Turnabout is fair play.”
“Yes, I can see that it doesn’t
matter.”
“When a Trump supporter actually
does something that is fucked up, you’ll see that my loyalty is with the truth
not with people. The problem is that Trump supporters are squeaky clean so when
they get attacked for something, it’s normally made up.”
“Paul Manafort.”
“What he was prosecuted for had
nothing to do with President Trump.”
“Still shady”
“I agree but not President
Trump’s fault.”
“The point was they’re not all
squeaky clean but you proved your point since you did attack him and admit that
what he did was shady.”
“Boom!”
“There’s a lot of nefarious
activity going around. I can’t believe
people are stealing masks. Hospitals
need that shit more than they do.”
“Yea, the funny part is when
Cuomo said it, nobody cared. When Trump
said it, however, then the media had a hissy fit at how appalled they were that
he was accusing nurses and doctors of stealing it.”
“Did he?”
“No, he simply asked ‘where are
all the masks we sent you going? That’s
a legitimate question.”
“Sounds reasonable to me.”
“I tell you; people are crazy.”
“And that’s why we try to get
rid of them.”
“That’s right and we do a damn
good job because we are a great team.”
Abby leaned over and Nouno
kissed her. They held hands and Abby
cried out, “Damn straight we are!”
They landed in Arizona and went
home. Abby felt calmer after unleashing
her frustration and stress on Jose. It
was very odd how killing could be such a stress reliever.
