California congressman Adam
Schiff has been determined to impeach President Trump ever since he was
elected. When the Democrats won back the
house in 2018, he felt like impeachment was in his grasp. As a Democrat, he is used to having the mob
like liberals and the Pravda style Mainstream media cover for him. With this security blanket, he’s been boldly
making predictions and accusations. The
results of which have let to catastrophic falling on his face and being
humiliated to anyone that has been paying attention. To those casually paying attention, however,
they still don’t know who he is so every time the President speaks, he can be
reborn to take on another crusade. His
latest one is a whistleblower coming forward concerned about President Trump’s
phone call with new Ukrainian president Zelensky despite the whistleblower not
actually have heard the call.
Adam Schiff is merely the head
of the House Intelligence committee. The
highest member of congress is the Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. Pelosi has already told Adam that she’s not
going to impeach the president if there’s no evidence. Various members of the house have been
extremely frustrated with Nancy for this as they just want it on the record. Adam meets with Nancy for the umpteenth time
and starts, “I really want to talk impeachment again”
“Adam, we’ve been through
this. Come to me with solid
evidence. I’ve heard you in the media
about the whistleblower complaint but you know and I know the ICIG changed the
rule in order for the whistleblower to qualify.
He did it secretly and it violates a crucial essential part of our
judicial system in that hearsay is not admissible and you need to be able to
face your accusers. If we take this to an
impeachment hearing, it will be embarrassing for us. Do you understand that impeachment is a
constitutional process?”
“I do understand that Ma’ame but
the election is 13 months away. We’re
losing time. I’m afraid if we don’t
impeach, he will win re-election.”
“Impeachment isn’t supposed to
be a bull rush. It’s designed to be
taken seriously and be a long process.”
“I’m not looking for impeachment
per say”
“What are you looking for?”
“Talk about impeachment. Make it seem like we’re impeaching when
really we’re just going through the motions and doing nothing that can be or
needs to be done in a trial of any kind.
We’ll call it an ‘impeachment inquiry.’”
“So, you’re not really going to
impeach?”
“No, we’ll call people in but we
won’t offer an official subpoena. When
they refuse, we’ll pretend that it’s obstruction. We will do nothing official or binding even
though we have the power.”
“You just want to try this in
the court of public opinion”
“Right, have the media litigate
it since they’re on our side. The other
side won’t be able to defend themselves because they are not protected legally like
they would be in a court with an official subpoena. With the one sided argument, we may convince
voters to vote against Trump in 2020.”
“Make sure that you have your
interviews behind closed doors. These
open court sessions have hurt us because the President is making other
Republicans bolder. They don’t cower to
name calling anymore.”
“That’s fair”
“I’m okay with that. You’ll have my support and I’ll play
along. Also, no votes.”
“Thank you Ma’ame. It’ll look more legitimate if you endorse
it.”
For the next two weeks, Adam
Schiff does exactly that. He pounds his
chest, gets the mainstream media and fellow Democrats to parrot the word
‘impeachment’ but he issues no subpoenas and never calls a vote. The first action is to write a letter to
Secretary of state Pompeo demanding him to come in and hand over a variety of
documents that Schiff knows he can’t turn over.
When Pompeo receives the letter, he issues a response declining their
request. Adam then screams from the
rooftops that this is obstruction of justice.
While Schiff is putting on his
show, Secretary to State Matt Pompeo is meeting with the White House legal
team. He asks, “Is it obstruction for me
to refuse the requests in the letter?”
“Not at all”
“So what are they talking
about?”
“They are tricking the public.”
“Do you think it’ll lead to a
subpoena?”
“No, if they issue a subpoena
then it would be litigated in court and the media would have to cover it. What would come out is that the Democrats
made it up, which will make them look bad.”
“Alright, so nothing to worry
about?”
“No, nothing to worry
about. The grounds for impeachment are
bribery, treason and high crimes and misdemeanors. Obstruction doesn’t qualify for any of those
things. They use obstruction because the
definition is greyer than other terms so they grasp on to it for life. It failed with the Russia collusion hoax and
it will fail here.”
“I’m not worried about
impeachment. I was worried about me. I know we have treaties with China and Ukraine
for anti-corruption so Trump is supposed to confer with them. Not only is it not a campaign violation but
it’s a violation of the treaty to not do it.”
Now that Adam Schiff has pretended to
subpoena by sending a strongly worded letter instead of a subpoena, he has to
now pretend that he’s investigating. He
calls Kurt Volker to a closed hearing.
Volker is a special envoy to Ukraine and Schiff has touted that he can
confirm Trump threatened to withhold military aid if they don’t investigate
Biden. Schiff leaks this story to ABC
who tweets out that Volker is going to tell the house intelligence committee
that there was a quid pro quo. ABC begs
Schiff to let them air the trial on their network but Schiff keeps his word to
Pelosi that it’ll be behind closed doors so that he can control if the contents
of the interview gets leaked to the world or suppressed. The decision rests solely on if it hurts or
helps president Trump. If it hurts
President Trump, it’ll be screamed from the rooftops. If it’s exculpatory, they’ll pretend it never
happened. Schiff inquires, “Mr. Volker,
did the president threaten to withhold military aid if they don’t look into the
firing of former Prosecutor General Shokin?”
“Sir, I asked the ambassador to
the EU Gordan Sondland that exact question.
I expressed to him that if they withheld military aid that would be
wrong.”
“And his response?”
“Sondland told me that I was
incorrect about the President’s intentions.
Sondland told me that the president was crystal clear; there would be no
quid pro quo. He just wanted to make
sure that President Zelensky adheres to the anti-corruption terms he already
agreed to.”
“Do you consider Ambassador
Sondland credible in his assessment of the President’s word and actions?”
“Yes sir. The day after the phone call with President
Trump, President Zelensky had a meeting with Ambassador Sondland and Bill
Taylor. He has firsthand knowledge of
President Zelensky’s reaction to the phone call and what his understanding
was.”
Adam Schiff frowns. He is happy that it’s a closed door hearing
and knows that the conclusion is obvious.
This needs to be suppressed. It
completely exonerates the president so it must never see the light of day. He returns to his office disheartened. This week has seen documented evidence that
he knew about the Whistleblower complaint before last week when it went public. This was a problem because he was already on
the record denying he had any knowledge of it before it went public. Even the
New York Times picked up the story. The
mainstream media may be getting fed up with constantly having to cover for
him. He owed it to them to make their
jobs easier by refraining from being so reactive. One of Schiff’s staff members walks into his
office. She declares, “I have some good
news about a new Ipsos poll”
“What’s that?”
“44% of people want the
President to be impeached and 43% even want him removed from office.”
Schiff smiles and he replies,
“It’s working. I knew if Nancy was
involved we could change hearts and minds.
The tides are changing. Send out
a press release announcing these findings.
People are sheep, they’ll follow the crowd. 2020 is ours!”
The staffer smiles and blushes
as she is happy to have made her boss excited.
“I’ll get on it right away.”
Schiff’s excitement is short
lived as twitter and conservative media report that the poll was done in an
online panel of Ipsos fans. They
interviewed 1,006 adults. His opponents
are quick to point out that adults could mean immigrant and doesn’t necessarily
mean likely voters or even registered voters at all. It’s not a very strong poll. Schiff doesn’t think this is too big a deal
as most people never look into the qualifying variables of a poll. If you went into a Trump rally and asked
1,006 of the attendees the same question, would it mean anything that the
percentage who wanted impeachment was so low?
Schiff takes a deep breath and reminds himself that this is a show. There’s no factual basis for anything he’s
doing so the poll is just one more thing.
Schiff goes to a meeting with
the Democrat National Committee and strategists. The lead strategist declares, “We need to
talk about Joe Biden”
Schiff responds, “With the
Burisma stuff? We’ve already pretended
to impeach the president for it. What
more do you want?”
“We need to actually put
pressure on Biden”
“I’m confused. Pressure to do what?”
“Go away. Have you seen him lately defending himself
with Ukraine?”
“Yea, he seems strong. He’s been yelling at Fox News and vehemently
denying that he did anything untoward.”
“You left out how he’s
justifying it.”
Adam gives him a perplexed look,
“I don’t follow”
“Biden is trying to take Obama
down with him. He says that the quid pro
quo he’s on tape saying was official Obama policy.”
“So, we say he’s lying”
“He’s on tape saying that Obama
is on board. He tells the Ukrainians to
call Obama to confirm.”
Schiff puts his head down as
he’s been humiliated enough lately. A
member of the meeting shrugs his shoulder, “I don’t see why that’s so
damning. We can just say he was
bluffing. Biden made that comment after
the Ukrainians challenged his authority.
When Giuliani interviewed Shokin, he said that Shokin said he was fired
because of Biden pressure. He says
Porchenko, at Biden’s request, told him to stop the investigation into
Burisma. No official word from Ukraine
mentions anything about Obama telling them anything. We can just spin it that Biden was bluffing
and saying the president was on board when he really wasn’t”
The strategist ponders this for
a moment. He turns his head and his eyes
shoot upward as he processes the angles.
He nods and answers, “That can actually work. Good thinking. I just want us together on this. We want Biden and Hillary to move aside and
go away. We need to find a way to do
this without taking down president Obama in the process. Our support is going to go behind Elizabeth Warren.” The committee nods in agreement. The strategist continues, “Our next order of
business is Rasheeda Talib”
Pelosi rolls her eyes, “We’ve
tried to reel in her and her squad in.
They are petulant children who don’t listen to anything said by anyone
born before 1980.”
“I know but she was just caught
on tape telling the Detroit police departments that non-African Americans can’t
be analysts because they can’t tell black people apart and think they all look
alike.”
A series of people pound their
hand to their faces and rub their eyes.
Schiff chimes in, “I can’t even count how many ways that’s racist. On one hand, you’re racist against whites
saying they can’t tell black people apart.
On the other hand, you’re implying that all black people do look alike
because why else would you be saying that.
Furthermore, you’re admitting that it’s black people that commit all the
crime because the analysts need to be able to distinguish between black people
in order to do their jobs effectively.
That’s implying that blacks commit all the crime, which we try to rail
against.”
“Now you realize our
concern. She also told a group of people
that she had discussed with Democrat colleagues that they need to arrest Trump
but they don’t know who’s jurisdiction it is and where to take him. Did any of you have this conversation with
Talib?”
Nobody admits to this and the
strategist seems to believe that Talib made it up. Schiff wants to point out the good things
he’s been doing so he blurts out, “I have Maxine Waters saying she fears for
her life to go to the grocery store and we’re ostracizing Trump
supporters. Just recently there was a
charity flag football game scheduled for a police officer that died in the
Thousand Oaks shooting. We cancelled it
when Trump supporters like Joy Villa and Scott Baio were going to attend.”
Pelosi chastised, “And you don’t
think that looks suspicious when Maxine Waters told people to harass
conservatives in public? I’m not sure if
the rest of the country is going to feel too bad for her that she’s getting a
taste of her own medicine. As for
cancelling a charity event for a fallen police officer, I’m not sure the rest
of the country is going to think that’s a good story for us. You guys need to realize that California
isn’t indicative of the country.”
“Hey! It’s because California is
so securely in our favor that I’m able to have the freedom to talk the way I do
without fear of losing an election”
“The district where the charity
game was scheduled was a district that went to Trump in 2016”
“But the county went to Hillary”
“I get that but you didn’t
exactly decline a time to mourn to hardened leftists. This can only hurt us.”
Schiff left the meeting
fuming. How dare Pelosi call him out
publicly like that? He’s the one on the
front lines leading the impeachment inquiry, which is really a fake impeachment
show. He went strongest against the
president of the Russian collusion. He’s
the one that was the strongest decrier of obstruction. Why does nobody give him credit for always being
the tip of spear in all these failed impeachment attempts? He has trouble sleeping as failure is heavy
on his mind and he shutters what will happen if Trump wins in 2020 or, worse,
the Republicans take back the house.
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