Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Nouno the Vigilante Episode 17 A DREAMer nightmare


                Jamal Shaw Jr. is a black 17-year-old high school football player in the Arlington Heights section of Los Angeles, California.  It looks like his hard work on the football field is going to pay off as Rutgers University in New Jersey is heavily recruiting him to play football there when he graduates.  Jamal has kept his grades up and has used football to stay out of trouble

                Today is a routine day for Jamal.  He went to school and then got ready for football practice.  After practice, he is walking back home feeling a little sore.  Two Hispanic men come up to him and one of them asks him a question that will catch Shaw off guard.

                Pedro Espinoza is in good spirits.  He was born in Mexico but his parents had snuck him into California when he was three years old.  With the leftist’s hatred of Donald Trump, he now is considered a ‘DREAMer’ and is given protective status.  This is good for him because he already has three gun charges and a conviction for battering a police officer.  He’s pretty impressed with himself that he’d done all this before he turned 20 as he is only 19-years-old.  Of course, most of these were doing his duty as a member of a prevalent gang in Los Angeles.  He is so happy that he lives in a country where there are no consequences for his actions because he’s a DREAMer and the liberals of California want to pretend that all illegal immigrants, or ‘undocumented workers’ as they call them, are all peaceful hard working people and would never commit a crime or join a gang like Espinoza has.  Since Espinoza doesn’t fit their DREAMer narrative, he gets ignored.  If he was an American citizen, he’d probably be in prison for all the crimes he’s committed repeatedly.  Right now, he’s hanging out with one of his fellow gang members walking down the street.  As always, he’s illegally carrying a gun.  He sees a black kid coming at him and he decides he’s going to mess with him.  Hispanic gangs such as the Latin Kings are always at odds with the black gangs like the Bloods.  Espinoza asks the black kid, “Hey man, what gang are you a part of?”

                Jamal hears someone ask him what gang he’s a part of.  He shakes his head and is confused because the assumption in the question is wrong because he’s not a part of any gang.  He’s about to answer this way but he would never get the chance because Pedro shoots him in the stomach for not answering quickly enough.  The lining of Jamal’s stomach is severed releasing extreme bases in his stomach to literally disintegrate his internal organs slowly.  The same contents that break down food are now breaking down the organs he needs to live.  He slowly and painfully dies keeled over on the street to a boisterous Pedro who thinks he killed a rival gang member.  He also knows that there will be no repercussions because he’s a DREAMer so therefore he’s above the law in California.  Unfortunately for him, Jamal is a good law abiding citizen and law abiding citizens and their parents do go to the cops and do talk to the media.  This story would make national news but Pedro doesn’t care.  It’s not even clear that he knows.  The news, however, is about to reach someone who doesn’t give a damn about leftist California’s narrative about DREAMers. 

 

                Abby and Nouno are hanging out in their home in Arizona.  They are vigilantes that kill people that the United States Justice System won’t prosecute due to political correctness.  Nouno is watching TV and starts pumping his fists.  His wife, Abby, asks, “What are you so excited about?”

                “A judge ordered for the Archie Declarations to be unredacted”

                “What are the Archie Declarations?  Another thing that makes it seem like Trump didn’t collude with the Russians?”

                “They are memos as to why the FBI and DOJ want to keep the Comey Memo’s secret”

                “That doesn’t sound too juicy”

                “You don’t understand.  When they say why a memo should be secret, they reveal what’s in the memos and they reveal how many there are.”

                “Who cares?”

                “There may be more than just the ones with Trump.  There may be some that pre-date Trump.  If all this is true, we can find out how long Comey was engaged in shady dealings”

                “Or, you know, he’s the FBI director so he wrote memos about his completely legitimate investigations.”

                “Then they wouldn’t want to hide them.”

                “He does have classified information.”

                “That’s outdated now.  Information doesn’t stay relevant for very long.”

                “How did this come about anyway?”

                “CNN sued the FBI to not release them.  The judge denied them.”

                “Wait, so CNN wanted them secret or the FBI?”

                “You know, I’m not actually sure.  I just know the plaintiff is CNN and the defendant is the FBI and the document has a big ‘Denied’ stamped on it.”

                “Well, we have a case of our own”

                “Where at?”

                “LA”

                “You know, I was wondering when we were going to go there.”

                “Yea, given what we do, you’d think we’d go more often.”

                “I just think the gang wars kind of take care of themselves.”

                “Well, whatever, doesn’t matter.  Bottom line is we are going to LA so pack your things.”

                Abby and Nouno book a flight and head to Los Angeles.  While on the plane, Abby poses, “Did you find anything else in those Ohr 302s?”

                “Why do you care?  You hate the President and think I’m just wasting my time.”

                “I do, I just think if there was anything to it, there would have been indictments by now.  I don’t believe this deep state conspiracy that you do.  I’m not going to say Trump colluded with Russians but I don’t think our entire intelligence community is trying to attack Trump and anyone associated with him.”

                “You really can’t have it both ways.  Either they are right about Trump colluding or they’re lying.  There’s really no third option.”

                “Just answer the question.  You’ve been reading those Bruce Ohr 302s all week.”

                “Well, Ohr told Kavalec to meet with foreign ambassadors about Russian influence.  The 302 ends with Ohr telling the FBI that Kavalec interviewed Steel and found that his information is mainly....then stops because it’s redacted”

                “Ouch, what a tease” Abby states mockingly. 

                “No matter what it is, it’s bad.”

                “You can’t say that because it could be anything.  It could say ‘highly credible’”

                “We know it’s not that because she already found discrepancies in her notes from one of her interviews with him.  Steele said that the payment to the Russians was done through the Russian consulate in Miami.  Kavalec noted that there is no Russian consulate in Miami.”

                “Alright, I’ll bite, what do you think it says?”

                “It’s probably ‘online’ or some other non-credible source.  That means that Kavalec knows that Steele isn’t credible.  He also told the FBI that but the FBI still swore to the information in a FISA.”

                “Or, it says it’s great information.”

                “Then why redact it?  What makes it so top secret?”

                “Maybe it names the source and it’s a foreign entity.”

                “That means that the FBI is either hiding a foreign intelligence laundering scheme or embarrassed by their actions.  I’m thinking the latter.”

                “You don’t know so you can’t speculate.”

                “Oh, I can speculate”

                “Fine, but you’re not going to convince anyone because it’s redacted so it could say anything.”

                The plane landed and Abby and Nouno checked into the hotel and set it up for their work.  They then canvassed the area and looked for a good place to dispose of the body.  Abby goes back to the hotel and hacks into Pedro Espinoza’s online presence to see what his habits are and where he’s going to be.  It turns out that Pedro doesn’t keep himself too secret.  Then again, he doesn’t need to since California gives him a pass in criminal activity because he’s a DREAMer.  Nouno says, “Abby, you’re staying at the hotel on this one.”

                “Yea, I agree.  Gangs tend to travel in packs.  Be careful.”

                Abby and Nouno construct a strategy to abduct Pedro.  As they look into this, it appears that Pedro is never alone.  Nouno calls one of his friends from Arizona to fly up to help him.  He arrives the next day as he is proficient with a sniper rifle.  The sniper sets up on a route that Pedro commonly takes.  As Pedro is walking with one of his fellow gang members, Nouno is walking the opposite direction.  He notices that the two people aren’t going to just ignore him.  Pedro is about to say something but a slight sound is made unbeknownst to the two Hispanics but not by Nouno.  Pedro’s friend grasps his leg as a bullet has just pierced his knee.  Pedro leans over and puts his hand on the friend’s knee holding the blood.  With his back to Nouno, Nouno easily lunges a syringe into Pedro’s neck knocking him unconscious.  Nouno loads Pedro’s unconscious body in his trunk as the man he’s with is writing in pain.  He turns to him and says, “If you kill an innocent person, then you’re going to be next.”

                Nouno gets in the car and drives off.  When Pedro wakes up, he immediately realizes that he can’t move his limbs as he’s being restrained by plastic.  He starts screaming obscenities in Spanish.  Nouno yells, “Cayete” which is Spanish for ‘Shut Up”

                Pedro continues in Spanish saying, “What am I doing here?  I’m going to fucking kill you.”

                “Cabron” Nouno starts until switching to English even though he’s fluent in Spanish, “you’ve lived in America since you were three.  You speak English.”

                “You seem to know a little about me.”

                “We do.”

                “So you know I’m a DREAMer”

                “Yes, we know that you have been in and out of jail because the pussy liberals won’t prosecute you because it hurts their narrative.”

                “So you’re just a xenophobic racist.”

                “No, but I’m sure the liberals will say we are.  Doesn’t matter, not like you’re going to be around to see it.”

                “Look, America is the land of the free.  It’s my parents’ fault that I’m here.  I was three when we illegally crossed the border.  It’s not my fault that I’m here.”

                “Yes it is, you could always go back.”

                “But America is all that I know.”

                “All you know is an America that doesn’t prosecute you so you abuse the system.  It’s because of people like you that our national debt is 3.7 Trillion dollars so far this fiscal year.  That’s an $ 867 Billion deficit because California gives free healthcare to all you illegals.”

                Pedro realized that this was not going to be a sympathetic argument to his normal narrative of playing the victim card because he’s a DREAMer.  The use of the word ‘illegal’ made him realize that political correctness would not work.  He decided to try to sound intelligent.  He remembered what the Democrats in California have been saying.  He utters, “The debt doesn’t matter.  You have to spend money to make money.  We’re the richest country in the world.  Nobody is going to ask us for their money back.”

                “If we don’t pay it back, interest rates are going to sky rocket.  All debts are paid either by the creditor or the debtor.”

                “You’re not speaking my language.”

                “If I lend you money and you pay me back you, the debtor, paid the debt.  If you don’t pay me back then I, the creditor, paid it.  All debts are paid and if too many creditors are left fitting the bill then they stop lending.”

                “We can just tax more.”

                “The government has record revenues after the Trump tax cuts.”

                “That’s weird”

                “Not really, it’s happened pretty much every time a President cuts taxes from Trump to Bush to Raegan to Coolidge.”

                “Alright, so what do you want to do about it?”

                “Same thing anyone does when they want to get their finances in order.  Stop spending.  Then to add to that, reform entitlements.  More than half of our spending is healthcare so the government should get out of healthcare completely.  Give student loans back to the banks; they did a much better job.  Go back to the old spending limits.  All you got to do is let them expire at the end of the year. It would force a 15% spending cut across the board.”

                “That includes the military and the cops”

                “Yes it does.”

                “Yea, that’s why Trump will never let that happen.”

                I hope you’re wrong but I think you may be right.”

                “So the Democrats ideas to give Medicare for all is just going to pour gasoline on this?”

                “More like an entire gas station.”

                “Yea, I feel you cuz.”

                “Well, now you’re going to feel this” as Nouno stabbed Pedro in the stomach and cut across.  As Pedro screamed, Nouno taunted, “The kid you shot felt this exact pain when you shot him in the stomach.”

                “Why do you care?  He was black, you’re a bald white guy.”

                “I’m not as racist as you think asshole.  You killed an innocent American and you have no right to be in this country.  You came illegally and all you did was commit crimes and manipulate the system.  Since we know that California won’t keep you in jail, we need a more permanent solution.”

                “You will be prosecuted for this for a hate crime.”

                “Unlike you, I know this so I’m going to cover this up.  I know how to do that as I haven’t been caught yet and I’ve been doing this a while.”

                After a little bit, Pedro’s eyes glazed over as he died on the table.  Abby and Nouno brought him to a crematorium and broke in using the machine to burn the evidence.  Abby and Nouno went to get something to eat as they had a while before having to return to get rid of the bones as bones don’t burn.  At dinner, Abby inquires, “Do you really think that the media doesn’t report on things just because it doesn’t fit their narrative?”

                “Look at how much coverage the Dayton and El Paso shootings got.”

                “Well yea, but that’s a mass shooting, you got to report on that.”

                “A week later, 47 people were shot; four fatally in Chicago.  Did you hear about that?”

                “I lived in Chicago.  That shit happened all the time in certain neighborhoods.  They were war zones so normal folks just avoided them.  You can’t report on all of them or else that’s all the news would be.”

                “They don’t report because they know that Democrats own Chicago and they have the strictest gun laws in the country.  The strictest gun control areas have the largest blood baths but that doesn’t fit the narrative so they ignore it.  Just how the narrative is that DREAMers don’t commit crimes so nobody reported on that asshole.”

                “I don’t know, I think the country knows that certain areas of Chicago, like little village, are war zones so there’s no point to keep reporting.”

“Think what you’re saying.  In America it doesn’t matter if 47 people get shot.”

“Yea, I see your point.  I just loved when I lived in Chicago but I just stayed away from those areas.”

“That’s fine but it proves my point that the mainstream media is run by leftists.  They have a narrative and they suppress all opposing information.  It’s like Pravda in communist Russia.”

“I wouldn’t go that far.”

“What else do you call it?”

“I don’t know.  It’s not news if it always happens.  It’s surprising when it’s in a shopping mall not in a ghetto.”

“Just sit back and think about what you’re saying”

“Whatever, we got to go back, he’s ready.”

They go back to the crematorium and get rid of the bones in the proper way.  They then go back

to their hotel.  Abby starts laughing and sends a video she saw on twitter to Nouno.  Nouno watches as Chris Cuomo of CNN is in a man’s face yelling at him for calling him ‘Fredo’  Cuomo is heard saying he’s going to throw the guy down the stairs and severely hurt him and constantly dares him to throw the first punch.  The man doesn’t.  Nouno says, “Wow, kind of overreacting there.” Sarcastically. 

“He called him an ethnic slur.”

“’Fredo’ is not an Italian ethnic slur.  Like always, mainstream media and the left just made it up so they could vilify someone.  It’s from the Godfather and it means a weak person.”

“Oh here we go again.  How we change the language to trap you.”

“You do.  Between Fredo, the ‘ok’ symbol, smirking, clowns, etc. how can you doubt it?”

“Lebron James did it with ‘entourage’”

“Lebron is a leftist, you’re proving my point.  The worst one is still during the election between

Romney and Obama when they said ‘binder’ was a chauvinist term.”

“I would think you would think outlawing all pronouns would be worse.”

                “Actually, you know what, you got a point.  I guess I don’t count that because it helps us.”

                “How does it help conservatives?”

                “When you change the narrative, you can’t communicate to the sane world that someone is a racist.”

                “What?!”

                “Say it”

                “He’s a racist”

                “Can’t say ‘he’ You’re a transaphobe”

                “Fine, they is a racist.”

                “Now, I’m confused.  ‘they’ means more than one person but ‘is’ is a singular verb so I don’t know if you’re talking about one person or more than one.”

                “Thon is a racist”

                “I have no idea what ‘thon’ means.  It’s a made up word.” Abby groans in frustration.  Nouno smiles and declares, “Exactly”

                The next day, Nouno and Abby take a flight back to Arizona.  On the plane, Abby voices, “You like the Daily Caller right?”

                “I do”

                “Well, one of their writers says that Epstein faked his death and used a body double so he could escape jail.”

                “That’s retarded.  First off, if he was that smart to do that, he would have done it before going to jail.”

                “And a camera would have probably picked him up.”

                “And it’s a maximum security prison and he’s not a long time criminal.  He’s also old.  I doubt he could pull this off.”

                “Yea, I just wanted to see if you just automatically believe your right wing media.”

                “Oh no, Conservatives can think for themselves.  It’s kind of our problem. We don’t group up and form a mob.  We’re too individualistic for that.”

“Alright, you didn’t fall for the trap.”

“You’re not going to catch conservatives in contradictions.  Our rules haven’t changed in over 200 years.  Your rules change overnight.”

Abby sighed but said nothing.  They return home and get back into their routine.  Abby continued to troll the internet for their next mission.  Until then, they would live a very normal boring married life.  -

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