Hillary Clinton has managed to
stay under the radar ever since losing the 2016 election to Donald Trump. This is an impressive feat because she by no
means is sitting back. She has spent
most of her adult life making the United States Justice System her own personal
mafia and has bought and paid for the Democratic party. She receives a phone call from a member of
the Department of Justice that’s reporting for the new Inspector General
Harrowitz. She answers amicably but soon
the question gets a little too raw. The
man asks, “Mrs. Clinton, it has just been discovered that all but four e-mails
sent from your private server were CC’d to a G-mail account by the name of carterheavyindustries@gmail.com.
Are you familiar with that company?”
Hillary’s body tenses up but she
doesn’t let it affect her voice. She
responds, “No, I do not”
“So you have no idea why almost
all your e-mails were forwarded to it?”
“No comment. I’m not answering any more questions without
my lawyer.”
“You are not under arrest
ma’ame, we’re just trying to get information.
You are aware that the inspector general has no prosecutorial power.”
“I am aware of that but my answer
is still ‘no comment.’”
“Very well, so I’m sure you
don’t know if that e-mail address has any relation to Shandong Carter Heavy
Industries Co. LTD, which is a Chinese excavation company.”
“I am not aware of any
construction I am doing in China so I have no idea why you think I would need a
Chinese excavating company.”
“Well that would be our
confusion as well Ma’ame”
“Well, we’re both confused so
there you have it.”
“So, just for the record, you
don’t know if that e-mail address and the Chinese company are associated with
each other?”
“No comment. I’m not going to say it again.”
“Very good. Enjoy your day Ma’ame.”
“You too”
Hillary hangs up the phone and
immediately calls her IT person. It’s a
quick conversation telling him that he set up the dummy e-mail address so that
her e-mails would be in the cloud to be accessed at a remote location. Her next phone call was to Google. She spoke with an executive and informed him
of her phone call. She expressed in no
uncertain terms that if Google cooperates with the Inspector General, Barr or
any of Trump’s allies, Google would sorely regret it.”
The executive responds,
“Respectfully, we have done everything we can for you. We’ve suppressed
conservatives. We’re even going through
a lawsuit with PragerU after our censorship of them. We have been on the front lines of this fight
standing right next to you. Do you
really think we’re going to just give in to Trump’s henchman?”
“I do appreciate that but I just
have to make sure we’re on the same page.”
“We are”
“There’s one more thing I need
to ask you”
“Shoot”
“The border patrol is using your
cloud to coordinate with each other and share information to defend the border
more efficiently. You need to publicly
announce that you will not work with them because you don’t condone their human
right violations.”
“We work with China and
countries that have repeatedly been condemned by international communities for
human rights violations. It’s a little
ridiculous that we draw the line with the United States border.”
“No, it won’t. People are stupid. They won’t see the hypocrisy. You need to harass these people so that
nobody tries to join them. They need to
be on an island. I want them to suffer.”
“We’ve already blacklisted them
and banned words like ‘Trump’ and ‘shooter’ among others. We’ve censored conservatives from
YouTube. The ones we can’t ban, we’ve
demonetized. We have an all out assault
on conservatives, it’s getting difficult to ignore.”
“We will win. You don’t need people to ignore it. You need people to fear it. There is no mercy. There is no ‘we’ve done enough.’ Step on the throats. Threaten the border patrol and refuse to work
with them”
“Alright, I’ll get a couple
hundred employees to sign a petition saying they refuse to work with them.”
“Thank You”
“If I may point out one thing
Ma’ame”
“Yea”
“Ever since Sleeping Giant
released that blacklist of people who supported Breitbart in 2016, companies
have responded by not sponsoring any political organization, left and right.”
“Yes, I know, it’s a scorched
Earth campaign.”
“A scorched Earth campaign would
hurt our enemies more than us. This is
the opposite. The data suggests that the
Washington Post , CNN and the Wall Street Journal have been roped into
this. Sponsors still go to conservative
shows because they have viewers and it’s hard to ignore them. We seem to be hurting mainstream media more
than conservative podcasts, apps and shows.”
“We don’t need them when we have
you and other online platforms do we?”
“I guess. I just wanted to make you aware.”
“Trust me; I’ve been doing this
a long time. I know what I’m doing.”
The conversation ended and the
Google executive started thinking that if Hillary was so willing to let
mainstream media after years of loyalty die, than she would throw Google under
the bus once they became expendable too.
Right now, though, Google needed Hillary as an ally. She is still the greatest mob boss that has
ever existed.
Hillary goes to a meeting with
five Democrat Senators such as Blumenthal and Gellibrand. She starts the meeting with, “I called this
meeting to talk about the Supreme Court case with New York City’s gun ban.”
“Yea, I’m a little nervous
because there is a Republican majority.” Blumenthal opines
“Not really, Justice Roberts
doesn’t count”
“Why not”
“He scares easily. That is why you guys need to write a brief
threatening him that if he doesn’t rule the way we want, then you’re going to
pack the courts and there will no longer be nine justices.”
Gellibrand chimes in, “Didn’t
FDR try that and fail? He had a lot more
political capital than we do and he was president and still couldn’t get it
done.”
“We don’t have to get it
done. We just need to make the threat to
make Roberts piss his pants and rule in our favor.”
“What makes you think it’ll
work?”
“Because it’s what we did to him
for the Citizenship ruling. Now we know
we own him.”
“He wasn’t too strongly against
it. He said Trump was right he just
didn’t like the wording.”
“He ruled against it right? Think in black and white terms. When you’re dealing with a squeamish little
bitch, you can’t expect him to strongly oppose someone. He will meekly rule against the gun thing too
but the point is he will rule against it if we harass, threaten and intimidate
him.”
“It’s worth a shot. We’re in no danger of losing a re-election
because we’re in securely blue states.”
“Thank You”
As the meeting adjourns, the
five Senators do exactly that. The New
York Times picks it up and writes it up like they are heroes defending the
country. Hillary sees it and shakes her
head. She can’t believe people still
doubt her. When she says something, she
wishes people would just obey without question.
Her phone rings and she looks at the caller ID. It’s from Elizabeth Warren, who is in New
Hampshire campaigning. She answers the
phone. Warren starts, “Hey Mrs. Clinton,
I would like to thank you again for helping me with my campaign.”
“No problem. I hate Bernie Sanders so I needed someone to
out-communist him and you’ve done well.”
“Yes, on that note. I do want to ask you about how to spin the
Ferguson gaff I made”
“You mean by saying that Michael
Brown was murdered even though Obama appointed Eric Holder ruled that the use
of force was necessary?”
“Yes, that.”
“Just say that semantics don’t
matter. The point is an unarmed man was
shot. People will never know the
difference.”
“So, just don’t focus on the
details. Big picture, forest not trees”
“Exactly”
“Alright, I just never know how
that works. The meat is always in the
details.”
“Most people don’t know that.”
“Well, the fact that I’m second
in the polls is kind of proof of that.”
“There you go”
“Alright, I’ll do that.”
Hillary sent a reporter to ask
the question with the instruction to immediately drop the issue after getting
the programmed response. The plan worked
perfectly. Now nobody can claim that
they never asked her the tough question.
Though, if she was a Republican, she would have been harassed and
hounded by follow up questions on the same topic until she apologized or
withdrew from the campaign. Of course,
if she apologized, they would just claim that it wasn’t good enough and kept
the pressure on.
Hillary is frustrated when
Elizabeth calls back after her campaign.
She answers the phone and Warren inquires, “You know how I’m running on
Medicare for All?”
“Yes”
“Are you aware that in the
cities that still have ObamaCare, the members that aren’t subsidized are
flocking out?”
“Well, we knew we’d lose some
when Trump got rid of the individual mandate.
It makes the Guaranteed issue part a problem”
“Not some, 2.5 million people
that are not government subsidized have dropped ObamaCare”
“That seems like a big number
but numbers that stand alone is how you lie with statistics. There’s like 330 million people in America.”
“Yea, but most of them don’t
have ObamaCare. If you want percentages,
40% of non-subsidized people have dropped ObamaCare since 2015.”
“What’s your point?”
“My point is, if people hate
ObamaCare so much then why would expanding it work?”
“It’s about power, not helping
people. ObamaCare is destined to fail
because of community rating. Elderly
people cost five times more than younger people for healthcare but community
rating says you can’t charge elderly people more than three times younger
people. That makes the insurance
companies lose money. That’s what drives
the costs of healthcare up. That’s why
we have to eliminate private insurance to make it work. And, like I mentioned, since the individual
mandate has been abolished, people can wait till they get sick before getting
insurance. Why would you pay for
insurance when you can just wait till you actually use it and then get it for
free?”
“So Trump made sure that
ObamaCare would fail.”
“ObamaCare was going to fail
anyway. Trump just sped it up. That’s why we need to take over the entire
industry and make sure that nobody gets healthcare unless we say so. People will wait six months to see
specialists unless they are good to us then we’ll put them through
quicker. This way our enemies die
quicker and our friends live longer.
Over time, we rule America.”
“Thank you for explaining it to
me.”
“No problem”
When Hillary hung up the phone
she thought that Elizabeth was getting a little too bold. Hillary was contemplating getting someone
else that is more of a puppet and doesn’t ask so many questions that forces her
to admit that she is scamming the American people.
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