Theo had just gotten out of work
at the White House. Just like his normal
routine, he goes to a bar to listen to the chatter and, most likely, pick a
fight with a liberal arguing. The big
news over the weekend was Jeremy Epstein dying in federal custody at MCC
Correctional Facility. While sitting at
the bar, he hears a trigger phrase. A
guy says, “I can’t believe the conspiracy theories that think the Clinton’s
killed him.”
Theo turned around and asked,
“You don’t find it suspicious?”
“No.”
“Alright, do you know how
federal correctional facilities work?”
“Not particularly but you’re in
a cell and they let you out to eat and exercise or something.”
“Do you think the guards just
leave you alone all night?”
“Yea”
“No, It’s not like the
movies. The new cops basically have two
jobs. One is to take their finger
prints, the other is to make sure nobody harms themselves. A little odd that such a high profile person
would have the guards just kind of forget about him.”
“Like you said, they’re rookie
cops. Rookies make rookie mistakes.”
“He’s a billionaire. He’s not really known for his creative
engineering expertise.”
“How hard is it to tie a sheet
to the ceiling and wrap it around your neck?”
“A lot. One, the ceilings are high; he wouldn’t be
able to reach. Secondly, there’s no
anchor points and third, prison sheets are ultra thin and are not made to bear
weight so they would have torn instantly the second he tried. Trust me, if you saw it in a movie, a real
prison has thought about it and prevented it.”
“Well, the FBI and AG Barr are
investigating it so we’ll just see what they find.”
“The same FBI that perpetuated
the Trump collusion hoax, refused to prosecute Hillary for destroying evidence
and sending classified information on an unsecure server? The same FBI that entrapped Michael Flynn and
George Papadopoulos and refused to prosecute Comey, Brennan, McCabe, and others
for the exact same thing as everyone that Mueller indicted? The same FBI that got caught purposely
meddling with the election to try to stop Trump from being president? The same FBI that lied to a FISA court four
times?”
“Okay so you have no faith in
the FBI”
“Now let’s go to Barr. The same attorney General that refused to
prosecute Comey for lying under oath even though the Inspector General
recommended prosecution?”
“Well, we know where your
political leaning are.”
“And yet, that’s the only
rebuttal you have. You can’t win on facts.
All I’m saying is that the FBI should do it quickly and publicly. None of this ‘sources and methods’ crap. I guarantee it won’t be though.”
A guy who was with the man that
Theo was speaking to and had been silent till now jumped in, “Let me guess, you
think that it’s ridiculous that Epstein died while on suicide watch?”
“He wasn’t on suicide watch”
The guy smiled, “Very good, I
thought I’d get you with that.”
“That’s actually the
problem. Epstein told the guards a week
ago that someone tried to kill him. He
was found beaten in his cell. He should’ve
been on suicide watch.”
“Did they say who attacked him?”
“Well, they haven’t ruled out it
was self-harm”
“There you go, so suicide is
believable”
“If they really thought that,
then why wasn’t he on suicide watch?”
“What do you think?”
“Hillary Clinton was trained by
Saul Alinsky, who was the right hand man of Al Capone. He advised Capone on strategy to run his
mob. What happens when someone is going
to inform on a mobster? They kill
them. I think Hillary did the same
thing. There’s a lot of stories of her
and Bill doing this when Bill was the governor of Arkansas. I think Epstein was a source in trying to get
information on a foreign source. I think
he was going to reveal things about Bill Clinton. Because he was going to talk, the Clinton’s
killed him since they still own the DOJ, FBI and CIA.”
“You don’t think that sounds
conspiratorial?”
“Yes, it’s circumstantial
evidence but it’s worth looking into.
They can’t keep getting away with this shit. Then again, Capone got away with it
throughout his career. They got him on
tax evasion.”
Both guys got up and said,
“We’re going to go. Way to just butt in
on our conversation.”
Theo smiled and replied, “The
problem with going out into public is you have to deal with people.”
Theo’s phone rang and he answers
it. “Hello”
“Hey Theo, it’s Franco.”
Franco worked with Theo. He was a little older with two kids, a
19-year-old at George Mason and a 16-year-old.
Franco started, “I need a favor, Patrick (his son) just got a notice on
his door. If he doesn’t cut his grass,
he’s going to get fined.”
“He lives in a house with four
other boys. None of them can cut the
grass?”
“None of them are there and they
don’t have a lawn mower.”
“So tell them to buy a lawn
mower and do it themselves. Send them
some money. Don’t do it for them, they
need to be taught responsibility.
They’re technically adults now.”
“Are you going to help me or
not?”
“Given that you blow out your
back putting your socks on, I guess I have to help you or else I’m going to
have to hear you bitch about how hurt you are at work.”
“There you go. I’ll see you in a
couple hours.” Franco said with a smile.
Four out of the five boys were
home for the summer and hadn’t moved into the house yet. Patrick was in the house and had invited a
girl over. The girl, Marie, came over
and Patrick let her in with a smile. He
asks, “Can I get you a drink?”
“No, thank you.”
“Alright, do you want to watch
Netflix?”
“No, but I do want you to know
that I know what you’re trying to do.”
“What am I trying to do?”
Marie got up and slapped Patrick
in the face. “You invited me here to
rape me. Well, I’m not going to let you
do that.”
“What are you talking
about? I didn’t do anything”
Marie swung her arm again but
this time Patrick grabbed it. Marie
started screaming, “Don’t fucking restrain me.
Get your fucking hands off me or else I’ll call the cops and say you
raped me”
Scared, Patrick let go of her
arm and Marie kneed him in the groin.
Marie slapped him again and Patrick went down. Marie started kicking him in the side
screaming, “Me too, now take of your shirt bitch.”
Patrick removed his shirt and
Marie tied his arms behind his back. She
then took her own shirt off and tied his legs together. He rolled Patrick onto his back and mounted
him. She took lipstick out of her purse
and put it on Patrick’s lips and declared, “It’s not fair that we women have to
put on make up to make you toxic males rape us and blame us for how we’re
dressed. Well, now you got makeup, so I
can do what I want to you and it’s your fault.”
“I didn’t even do anything to
you.”
“Well, now I feel safe so I’m
going to have a stress free night knowing that you’re physically incapable of
doing anything. You only didn’t do
anything by the way because I stopped you before you could.”
Theo arrived at Patrick’s house. Franco told him where to find the key they
hid outside. He got the key and walked
inside. He jumped back when he saw Marie
and stated, “Oh hi, I’m Theo. I didn’t
think anyone was home”
“Don’t fucking touch me!” Marie
screamed out.
Theo laughed and uttered, “Oh
one of those.”
Marie got up and gave a guttural
scream swinging her arms, which Theo easily blocked. After a couple swings, Theo simply moved out
of the way and Marie swung and missed and fell.
Theo posed, “Are you tired yet?”
“Don’t you fucking touch me”
“I haven’t” Theo declared as he
walked to the kitchen.
Marie got up panting. Theo opened the refrigerator and grabbed a rag
and some ice. Marie scolded, “if you do
anything to me, then I’ll call the cops on you.”
“Oh, you can leave whenever you
want. In fact, I’d prefer it. I’m not even in between you and the door. It’s
unlocked get out of here.” Theo ordered as he put ice in the cloth.
“No, you leave. This is my house.”
“No it’s not, it’s his” pointing
to Patrick who was still tied up on the ground
“You can’t touch me or else,
I’ll sue. So you can’t make me leave.”
“You sure about that? I’m three times your size, I don’t really
have to expend too much energy to get you out of here.”
“That’s assault”
“No, you’re trespassing and I’m
defending someone that you assaulted, battered and restrained. I doubt it’s kidnapping because you have to
forcibly move them from one room to another and I don’t think you’re strong
enough to do that. You just used this
societal white man guilt on a young impressionable college student who can fall
for that. Me, I don’t fall for it. You’re going to lose in court because so many
women nowadays falsely accuse men that nobody takes you people seriously”
“I’m not leaving, like you said,
if you force me to leave, it’s kidnapping.”
“Try proving that when I make
you leave a house rather than come into a house or a room.”
Theo approached Marie and her
body tensed. Marie kicked and Theo
lazily swatted her leg away. Marie then
threw a punch, which Theo dodged and when Marie turned he put the cold towel
against her brain stem and walked toward the door. Marie’s body was temporarily in shock from
the sudden cold against the area that regulates body temperature, which made
her easy to maneuver. Theo got her to
the door before her body recovered, opened it and nudged her out. He slammed the door and looked at Patrick
disapprovingly. Patrick looked up and
exclaimed, “Thank you”
“You’re a hockey player right?”
“Yes”
“How the hell did you let her do
this to you?”
“When I grabbed her arm, she
accused me of rape so I didn’t know what to do.
She just attacked me and I didn’t think I could defend myself because
then I’d be accused of rape. Before I
knew it, I was being tied up.”
Theo shook his head. “I’m calling your dad and telling him that
you are going to help me mow that forest in your backyard.”
“But, I’ve never done it
before.”
“I don’t care. You’re going to
fucking learn. Isn’t that why you’re in
fucking college? To learn? Or have you only learned that as a white
male, you’re automatically a rapist so you have to let women do whatever they
want to you because of original sin of being a rapist even though you have
never sexually assaulted anyone. You’re
just guilty for being a guy and toxic masculinity. Is that what you’ve taken out so many student
loans to learn?”
“Well….no”
“Prove it. Learn how to mow a
fucking lawn.”
“You have to untie me first.”
“No, I don’t” Theo called Franco
and told him not to come because Franco was going to help him do it. Franco agreed.
“Now, that I have your
attention, we’re going to learn about what’s really going on in the world; not
what your retarded professors are telling you.”
“Okay”
“Do you know who Christopher
Steele is?”
“Yea, he’s the one that found
our all the stuff about Trump that he colluded with the Russians.”
“You forgot the part that
everything in his dossier has been debunked.
It was all lies.”
“That’s not what I heard”
“Then why hasn’t Trump been
impeached? Why did Mueller not recommend
charges?”
“He wasn’t exonerated. They just didn’t have enough evidence”
“In this country, you’re
innocent until proven guilty. There’s no
such thing as not innocent, it’s either guilty of not guilty. If there’s not enough evidence, then you’re
not guilty.”
Patrick seems to think about it
and shakes his head, “I mean, I knew that and when you put it that way it makes
sense.”
“What if I told you that the FBI
fired Steele because he violated their terms?
The FBI swore to a FISA court that Steele only talked to the FBI and
Fusion GPS. Turns out, he talked to
various news organization, State department officials, the CIA and many other
government officials. That’s why the FBI
fired him but they never bothered to tell the FISA court.”
“That’s sounds kind of sketchy.”
“Even worse, various Democrats
continued to talk to Steele even after the FBI deemed him ‘Not a credible
source.’”
“Why would they do that?”
“Because, Steele knew something
that would be very bad if it came out.”
“What’s that?”
“That he didn’t write the
dossier. Glenn Simpson did and then put
Steele’s name on it to give it credibility.”
“How do you know this?”
“Democrat Senator Mark Werner
texted Adam Waldman, who is Steele’s lawyer, that he wanted a meeting with
Steele in London. This is after he was
fired. Werner specifically asked him to
do it with no paper trail.”
“How do you know then?”
“We have his texts”
Patrick nodded as if he should
have figured it out. “Well, if you don’t
want a paper trail, it seems kind of sketchy.
Did the lawyer respond?”
“He did. He said it would be possible except Steele
and Waldman’s other client, Oleg Deripaska, are a little hesitant since their
names are being dragged through the mud.”
“Who’s Oleg Deripaska?”
“He’s a Russian oligarch linked
to organized crime. He’s a billionaire
that the US has sanctions against.”
“And the Democrats are talking
to him?”
“Yup”
“Also sketchy.”
“What’s more, Nellie Ohr was
making her own dossiers”
“I thought Ohr was a guy.”
“Bruce Ohr, Nellie’s husband,
was the fourth highest ranking member of the DOJ. You may have heard his name because his 302s
have just been released”
“What’s a 302?”
“A transcript of an FBI
interview.”
“So, then the FBI knew all this
about Steele talking to other people.”
“Very good. Ohr doesn’t work for Fusion GPS or the FBI so
yes, the FBI did know this.”
“Why would his wife be writing
dossiers?”
“Nellie Ohr works for Fusion GPS
as a Russian expert. Ohr was meeting
with the FBI to give them a thumb drive of things that Nellie Ohr wrote. Bruce was passing his wife’s information into
the FBI as an information laundering campaign.”
“So she was part of the people
that wrote something and put Steele’s name on it?”
“Right, and that’s why they were
reaching out to Steele so he doesn’t blow their cover.”
“Did Ohr say that Nellie said
Steele wrote it?”
“No, but he did say he purposely
removed the ‘Fusion GPS’ letterhead.”
“Oh, yea, I mean, that
definitely seems like you’re hiding something.”
“Dan Jones, who’s on Diane
Feinstein’s staff, also wanted to talk to Steele because Feinstein is on the
Senate intelligence committee.”
“That’s a lot of people that’s
trying to shut Steel up. I mean you have
Mark Werner, Adam Waldman, Dan Jones, this seems like a deep conspiracy.”
“You are a smart kid.”
“Thank you, can you untie me
now?”
Theo smiled and untied
Patrick. They got the lawnmower and Theo
handed a machete to Patrick. He voiced,
“You need a man moment. I want you to
lead me swinging this chopping the grass that’s waist high and I’ll follow with
the mower.”
Patrick took the machete and
they executed the plan. It wasn’t a
large property and Patrick didn’t really slow down as he was enjoying swinging
the machete and Theo just had to push a mower.
They got it done and Theo thanked Patrick for helping him and Patrick returned
the thank you. Patrick then asked, “Umm, can you buy some
beer?”
“You don’t have a fake ID?”
“No”
Theo already knew that Franco
didn’t mind if Patrick drank. He nodded,
“Sure, it’s nice to have some suds after some manual labor.”
Patrick smiled giddily and Theo
drove and bought beer and brought it back to the house. They opened two beers
and clicked bottles. Patrick stared at the
machete and stated, “So, if you carry this, I assume you’re more of a knife guy
than a gun guy.”
“I am, but I don’t deny the
rights of other people to own a gun.”
“So you are in favor of the 2nd
amendment?”
“Wholeheartedly”
“Even after all the mass shootings?”
“Especially because of
them. We live in a crazy world filled
with militant leftists. 99% of these
mass shootings happen in gun-free zones.
You need guns to protect yourself.
I wish I was proficient with one.”
“Well, I learned from one of my
professors that the 2nd Amendment is supposed to be a collective
right not an individual right.”
“Your professor is a moron. I thought you were an engineer?”
“I am”
“Which professor was this?”
“First year, we have to take
core classes?”
“Like what? How to destroy America and why we want to
destroy the constitution?”
“it’s not actually called that
but yea that is kind of the gist.”
“The Second Amendment is an
individual right because it says, ‘Right of the people”
“Yea but earlier in the same
sentence it says ‘militia’”
“So what? When they drafted the Constitution, they
didn’t take away the guns of people who used them to fight the British. Remember, our militia in 1776 was regular
people going to the woods in their homes using their guns to take out the
British.”
“Have you heard of DC vs.
Heller?”
“Yes, the Supreme Court Case
that confirmed the Second Amendment was an individual right.”
“I heard that it wasn’t an
individual right until then. A former
Supreme Court Justice said that.”
“Another former Supreme Court
Justice, Scalia, said that the Second Amendment, just like the First and Fourth,
all use the same codification for a pre-existing right. They use the same terminology “right of the
people. So, you’re trying to say that
everywhere else in the Constitution when it says ‘we the people’ it means
individual and ‘the states’ means the states except the second amendment?”
“It says that there needs to be
a well managed militia”
“Then it has a comma and says
‘right of the people’”
“But the sentence starts with
militia”
“Who cares?”
“If it was two separate points,
it would be two sentences.”
“Why not keep it consistent with
saying ‘militia’ instead of ‘people?”
“I don’t know but the founders
were smart people. They would have made
two sentences
“There has never been a point in
American history where they took individual guns from people and people always
had individual guns in high numbers.
That’s why we were successful against the British because every home
owner could fight back.”
“So, we’re not going to agree on
this. What about Red Flag laws? Those
seem reasonable.”
“A lot of things seem reasonable
on paper but are abused in practice.”
“How is this?”
‘It denies people due
process. You can’t inhibit someone’s
rights without due process. That’s very
bad and against everything this country stands for. This isn’t minority report, you don’t indict
people before they commit a crime.”
“What’s minority report?”
“A movie where three psychics
predict murders so the murderers get arrested before they murder. It works so well there are no more murders
for like three years. Obviously the
movie is about the first murder in three years and how it was done. You should see it, it’s good.”
“So how has something good on
paper not work in practice?”
“There’s a lot of examples. Communism is the big one but to be more
specific on something similar to this.
Veteran Aid officials can put Veterans on a disruptive list. A committee determines who is out of line and
who isn’t. Only 29% of Veterans are even
giving a chance to get off the list.”
“Well, maybe they did something
really bad”
“You still need an opportunity
to defend yourself. That’s what due
process is”
“Oh yea, right. Well, they should get their day in court, I
agree.”
“You shouldn’t be sentenced
until after the trial”
“Alright, so then maybe that’s
what you do. Red Flag rules is a sibling or parent makes the accusation, you
defend yourself and a court decides.”
“That would be a compromise but
I just think we leave the laws alone.
Gun control keeps guns out of law abiding citizens. Especially because Red Flag laws are
temporary. if they’re really bad, you’re
just delaying the inevitable so what good does that do?”
“Yea, I guess but something
needs to be done. There’s been too many
mass shootings lately.”
“I agree, but gun ownership
hasn’t changed. What’s changed is nobody
socializes face to face before. Fathers
are being discouraged. I mean, look what
happened here; you weren’t willing to defend yourself. When fathers were the disciplinarians, people
grew up to be good people.”
Patrick chuckled, “You mentioned
communism, so you don’t like Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders I take it.”
“No, but I do like how Warren
just contradicted herself when talking about guns.”
“How do you mean?”
“She said that they need to
heavily tax gun manufacturers so that gun and ammunition sales go down.”
“Yea, that makes sense though.”
“Not from what they’ve told you
that corporations love paying taxes and it won’t be a disincentive to sell as
many products and produce just as much.
Sanders keeps telling you everyone would be happy to pay more taxes but
here Warren is admitting that if gun companies have to pay more in taxes, they
won’t sell as many. Does it only work
for gun industry or is that how it always works?”
“I see your point”
Theo finished his beer and
declared, “Well, I got to go home. I’m
glad you helped with the backyard”
“Me too” as he handed back the
machete, “Thanks for helping me with the back yard and with the little
situation you walked in on.”
“Yea, next time stick up for
yourself. There’s nothing wrong with
being a guy.
“I’ll remember that”
Theo loaded his lawn mower and
drove home. Marie did go to the cops but
there was no sign of a struggle and she folded under questioning. Patrick was questioned and he decided to
press charges on Marie. The cops asked
about Theo but Patrick refused to say anything and since the cops deemed Marie
not credible, they didn’t pursue it.
Patrick pursued the case despite his peers mocking him. In the end, Marie was arrested for assault
and battery.
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