Theo works for the Trump White House
and he is taking a vacation to visit his brother in Lake Oswego, Oregon, which
is an affluent suburb of Portland. He
has seen various videos from Andy Ngo and others about ANTIFA terrorizing the
city of Portland. Theo’s sister-in-law
downplays the threat and says it is just liberal propaganda as they focus on
six people who don’t do anything. She
bolsters her point by saying that she works in downtown Portland and has never
seen an ANTIFA member. Theo is
unconvinced. He boards the plane and
takes the trans-national flight to Portland.
Every time he does this flight he always thinks that if he went East
instead of West, he’d be in London. This
is only interesting to him because he would never dream about going to London
for a long weekend but that is exactly what he’s doing to go to Portland
now.
While on the plane, a man next
to him sparks a conversation. Theo talks
with him and quickly realizes that he’s a native of Portland. The Portland man’s name is Nick. Nick asks, “Are you from DC?”
“I live there now but I’m from
New York.” Truth is Theo never knew how to answer this question. He was born in North Carolina, moved to
Cleveland when he was three. He then
went to college in New York City and stayed there for 14 years and then moved
to DC for this job. He lived in
Cleveland and New York about the same amount of time so he always thought those
two were his choices. Some, however,
claimed that you always go by where you were born. The thing is, Theo had no memories of living
in North Carolina so saying he was from there solely because he was born there
was odd to him.
“Ah, you’ll find people are much
nicer in Portland” Nick responded
“I’ve been to Portland a few
times. They just pretend to be nice but I’ve
never seen a bar fight in New York and I’ve already seen three in
Portland. Given how much time I’ve spent
in the two cities, this is pretty remarkable.”
“I don’t know where you’re
going. People never fight in Portland”
“Really? You have an anti-1st amendment
terrorist organizations that has conquered your city.”
“ANTIFA doesn’t stand for
‘Anti-First Amendment’ it stands for Anti-Fascists”
“I don’t care what they call
themselves, it’s your actions that define you.
There’s a Greek terrorist organization called November 17. It’s not a very violent name but they are a
violent organization so I call them what they are a gang or a terrorist
organization. ANTIFA physically attacks
people with pepper spray, knives and liquid concrete if they don’t agree with
them.”
“Social media exaggerates their
presence. You probably won’t see them”
“Especially because I’m staying
in Lake Oswego”
Nick’s eyes widened. Theo expected this. He always got the same reaction. “Why are you staying there?”
“My brother lives there”
“Your brother must be rich
then. That’s the rich part of town.”
Theo had been told this by every
Uber driver or person from Portland but not from Lake Oswego. The only people he knew to deny this is his
family members. Theo rented a car partly
because his brother refused to pick him up from the airport citing that he had
kids and it’s hard to get away. Although
Theo wasn’t unfamiliar with this coastal hospitality, it did infuriate him. If he was flying across the country to see
you, he argued, the least you can do is pick him up from the airport. Upon getting the car, Theo decides to take
the hour long drive to the coast to see the ocean. While walking the beach, he meets two guys
who randomly come up to him. A little
known fact about Oregon is that although the population of Portland far
outnumbers the other cities combined, the people living by the beach an hour
away are vastly conservative. These are
the loggers and lumberjacks that Portland rails against so viciously. It is not uncommon to find signs on
restaurants saying, ‘Hippies should use the side door.’ Theo decides to ask the only non-liberal
Oregonians he knows, the people he just met, about how prevalent ANTIFA is. Dan, one of the people he met, replies,
“We’re actually going to go counter-protest them tomorrow.”
“Oh, I’d love to go to that.”
“Feel free to join us”
They exchange information and
Theo says he’ll meet them the next day at a pre-arranged meeting spot. Theo goes to his brother’s house and the next
day goes into the city to meet up with Dan.
Dan and Theo have parked near the protest but not in the heart of it as
ANTIFA tends to vandalize buildings and cars.
They are wearing neutral clothing and Dan opines, “Come with me, I’ll
show you how they are. You being a bald
white guy, you may get harassed but you’ll see that all those liberal Portland
people you know lied to you.”
Dan and Theo walk through the
crowd and various white ANTIFA members are screaming at black cops calling them
“Uncle Tom”, “race traitor” and “coon”
Theo goes up to three of them
shouting and inquires, “Do you have any cognitive dissonance that you’re white
and you’re calling a black guy racist against black people?”
This unleashed a barrage of
screaming and yelling. One of them calls
him a White Supremacist and another calls him a Neo-NAZI. Theo laughs and rejoins, “Is that because I’m
bald? Is that the only reason you
believe this?”
“Fuck You”
“Well, that’s a compelling
argument.” Theo sarcastically announced
“Walk away racist”
Theo and Dan do exactly
that. Dan looks over at Theo and sees
he’s laughing. Dan says, “We need to get
back to our cars. They’ve marked us
now.”
“Yea, that’s a good call but
this isn’t going to stay peaceful. We
need to prepare”
“What do you mean?”
“You’ll see” Theo stated with a
wry smile
They got back to their cars and
Theo grabbed some tools and removed the license plate from his car. Dan got what he was doing and did the
same. By then, Dan’s friend John had joined
them and he had done the same. Theo got
into his car and faced the overpass that they had to walk over. Theo wanted to be wrong but he was pretty
sure he wasn’t. Sure enough, the cops
left the bridge and a mob of ANTIFA members stalked and chased a man wearing a
shirt talking about how he hates liberals.
A short girl with pig tails is next to him retreating as the mob shoves
and throws things at them. Although
they’re telling them to walk away, they continue to chase them. Theo has heard that the cops do nothing to
protect their citizens from ANTIFA because their commissioner, Outlaw, won’t
let them. They, however, have no problem
prosecuting the Proud Boys which is a group devoted solely to defending people against
ANTIFA. This double standard infuriates
Theo. He has no idea if Dan and John are
going to follow his lead but he can’t take this anymore. It’s one thing to attack the guy wearing an
“I hate Liberals” cape but watching a bunch of men attack a woman enrages him
to the core. The girl looks no more than
12-years-old. He drives his car out and
towards the mob. Dan and John follow
behind him in single file. They haven’t
spoken to each other but they all have a certain understanding how this is
going to work. They single file passed
the girl and the guy and then immediately John and Dan pull up parallel to Theo
so they’re blocking the whole bridge.
The mob starts throwing things at their cars as they are used to
stopping traffic and accosting drivers before.
Unfortunately for them, this time the driver’s don’t give a rat’s ass
about them. Theo presses down on the
pedal and John and Dan are close behind.
Although they’re wearing masks, the three patriots can see the anger in
the mob’s eyes that turns to fear as they realize that they aren’t stopping but
only speeding up. The ones in the back
manage to turn and head the other direction but the three cars plow into the
masked people leading the group and don’t stop until they reach the end of the
bridge. Theo kicked the car in reverse
and tests out the shocks of the car as he drives over the fallen
terrorists. John and Dan are just a
couple seconds behind. They all put
their cars in drive again and roll back over them before turning on the street
and driving away. Since the cops allowed
the mob to attack the two non-leftists, they weren’t around to see John, Theo
and Dan protect them. Dan goes ahead of
Theo and Theo and John follow him to a parking garage. In the garage, they put the license plates
back on. They leave the parking lot and
go to a restaurant to get something to eat.
Dan decides that it’s less
suspicious if they actually talk about the protest. He declares, “I wonder what causes people to
think it’s okay to attack people with pellet guns, pepper spray and liquid
concrete just because they don’t agree with you.”
Theo offers, “I call it the
sophomore syndrome. What happens that in
High School, the freshman get picked on and bullied by the non-freshman. Then next year, when they’re sophomores, they
feel like since they were bullied last year, they’ve earned the right to bully
the current freshman. Sophomores are
much meaner than the seniors to freshman.”
“I’m not sure if that’s how it
works in high school anymore but I see your point. All these people were probably bullied so
they feel they’re allowed to bully other people because of what they went
through.”
“Yea, it would be nice if people
just learned that they didn’t like what happened to them so they shouldn’t do
it to other people”
“That would just be ridiculous”
John pronounced sarcastically.
Theo smiled and nodded, “I know
right?”
After an hour the three of them
decided to go to their cars and risk driving them out. They didn’t see any police cars that seemed
to be waiting for them to leave. They
separated and Theo drove back to Lake Oswego.
The next day, all over the news was the ‘tragedy’ of the protestors
being mowed down. Of course the news
organizations made it seem like ANTIFA were peacefully protesting when blood
thirsty evil conservatives mowed them down.
Paulina, Theo’s sister-in-law said, “Oh my God, that’s horrible”
“Not really” Theo calmly
articulated
“How can you condone that? Those are human beings”
“The same way I don’t cry when
ISIS, the Taliban, Al Qaeda, the Bloods, the Crips, MS-13, November 17 or any
other gang or terrorist organization dies.”
“They weren’t doing anything”
“They were chasing a guy and a
little girl down the street pelting them with stuff.”
“I saw the same video you did”
Paulina cried out angrily
Theo muttered softly, “No, you
didn’t” as he took out his phone and showed her the videos he pulled off of
twitter from on lookers and people like Andy Ngo that document the atrocities
committed by ANTIFA, ‘You just watched the bias Fake News videos”
Paulina watches the video and
declares, “I see nothing that justifies being flattened by cars.”
“They attacked a girl that looks
no more than 12”
“That girl is an adult”
“No she’s not”
“Yes, she is, she just looks
young.”
“Well, I’m not very good at that
game but I still think it’s pitiful when a bunch of men threaten and chase a
woman. So yea, good riddance.”
“ANTIFA is not a terrorist
organization”
“Yes they are”
“Why? Because Trump said so?” she mocked
“No, because they use weapons to
attack unarmed people in restaurants and other public places, they hold up
traffic and terrorize people in a very Fascist or Alinsky-esque way”
“So criminality doesn’t bother
you? You don’t believe in the rule of
law?”
“The cops have consistently
ignored them. It’s not their fault, it’s
Outlaw’s fault but the cops left the area leaving those two people to fend for
themselves against an angry violent mob.
Thank God that three people came to help them. Look at the videos again; as they stalk them,
they keep looking behind them to see if the mob is following because they’re
still too much of pussies to fight the guy one on one.”
“I’m just incredulous that you
don’t care what’s happening to our country because of Trump”
“I’m shocked that you don’t care
about what happened to Trump.”
“What do you mean?”
“The deadly triangle of Fusion
GPS, Christopher Steele and Nellie Ohr with Bruce Ohr in the center of it. It was political surveillance on a major
party candidate. The 4th
highest member of the DOJ, Bruce Ohr, is laundering information from Fusion
GPS, whom his wife Nellie works for to the FBI.
Then, after British MI6 agent Christopher Steele is fired for being a
non-credible source, Ohr meets with him to be a middle man between Steele and
the Kremlin. But who cares if someone’s
civil rights are violated so long as it’s someone you don’t like.”
“That deep state conspiracy shit
that Fox News always talks about is ridiculous.
It doesn’t exist.”
“Didn’t you say that ANTIFA
didn’t really exist either? It was only
like five people? More than five people
were hit by cars at the protest.”
“No, I just said there weren’t
many of them.”
“Well, I was there, you’re wrong
on that too. Excuse me if I don’t think
you’re a credible source on what exists and what doesn’t since you don’t even
know about the hordes of people in the city you work in.”
Paulina gave Theo a dirty look
and shook her head. She sighed and said,
“Fine, I’ll bite. You’re precious John
Durham and Bill Barr are looking at the time period March – July 2016. That’s pointless because the investigation
wasn’t even open then.”
“That’s precisely why they
picked those dates because you liberals keep screaming not to look before July
30. Something must have happened before
July 30 that proves that the investigation had started much earlier, which
would make Brennan and Comey guilty of perjury.”
“What is it you think happened
between March and July then?”
“The British were passing
information to the DOJ in order to hurt Trump.
Obama asked the British through Bob Hanigan and Richard Dearlove to spy
on the Trump campaign since he couldn’t because of those pesky United States
laws. When the British failed, Hillary
Clinton paid the law firm Perkins Coie to pay Fusion GPS to dig up oppositional
research against Donald Trump. Hanigan
and Dearlove recommended their former agent Christopher Steele since he was
already an FBI informant so they would trust his information more so than Glenn
Simpson since he did good work on the FIFA case.”
“If any of that were true, it
would be all over the news”
“It is, just not fake news. Except CNN slipped when they wrote an article
on October 30 saying that there was an October surprise that could sink
Trump. All this information was in
there. How did CNN know that?”
“Well if CNN is a liberal
propaganda organization like you claim, why would they print an article that
refutes the FBI and CIA position that nothing came out before the election?”
Paulina fired back smugly.
Theo maintained his calm tone
“Two reasons: One, they though the collusion hoax was real since British
sources they had confirmed it but they were all getting it from the same
people. Secondly, they thought Hillary
would win and she would just sweep it under the rug”
“So, you think CNN thought
they’d be rewarded and vindicated for what they did?”
“Yes”
“I can’t talk to you about this
shit. You’re just so far gone, it’s a
waste of breath.”
“You have not made any points or
facts to refute me.”
“I don’t even know where to
begin.”
“Find one falsehood.”
“It’s not worth the effort,
there’s just so much wrong with what you said.”
Theo’s brother Kwsta sat down
and asked, “Alright, so do know that the investigation started when MIfsud met
with Papadopoulos and told him about Hillary’s e-mails?”
“This whole conversation is
about how that is under dispute. The
mainstream media has gas lighted you on that to brainwash and manipulate you
but that may not be the truth.”
“Well, humor me. We both studied economics. In economics, you always make assumptions to
simplify the world so let’s just pretend that CNN, NBC, ABC, Washington Post,
NY Times etc etc. couldn’t possibly all be wrong and that is when it started.”
“Fine, fake news isn’t
fake. It is a ridiculous assumption but
I’ll oblige you. What do you want to
know?”
“Well Mifsud was linked to
Russian assets, so the optics are bad.”
“You don’t know that”
“What? It’s all over the news”
“No, they’re pretty quiet about
Mifsud. If he was a Russian asset, why
did his lawyer, Stephen Roe, say that his client was told to connect with
Papadopoulos and all his contacts are with friendly organizations; namely
England and Italy?”
“Lawyers lie for their clients
all the time.”
“Not under Oath.”
“If you give an interview,
you’re not under Oath”
“You can be. And the lawyer was. He gave a deposition, which is always under
oath. In his deposition he said that
Mifsud was working with friendlies.”
“You just have an answer for
everything but there’s a reason why your sources aren’t mainstream”
“Yea, because liberals own the
TV and movies. And yet, conservatives
still outperform them in ratings.”
“Let’s go grab a drink”
Theo and Kwsta left and went to a
bar. Their conversation continued at the
bar and a redheaded girl came up to them.
She smiled and offered, “Sorry for eavesdropping but I’m interested in
this as well and most people get really mad when you ask questions.”
Theo smiled, “Yea, people in
Portland are only nice if you agree with them.
If not, they turn into violent, angry, assholes.” The girl laughed and
Theo continued, “I’m Theo”
“Jamie”Jamie was 5’6” with a
freckled face and long hair. Her torso
was skinny with not too many curves to boast with. It gave her a young cute look. Jamie continued, “Do you think Obama was in
on it?”
“Absolutely, no doubt in my
mind.”
“Why are you so sure?”
“Well the lead investigator of
the FBI was texting his mistress Lisa Page, who also worked for the FBI that
POTUS wants to know everything we’re doing.’ He goes on to say that the White
House is running this.”
“Oh, well they didn’t
specifically say it was about setting up Trump”
“What do you think it was
about? Their affair?”
“Maybe”
“Unlikely. Here’s another way I know though. Brennan has admitted that he kept congress appraised
of his actions against trump. He says
that he personally briefed the gang of eight including McConnell, Harry Reid
and Diane Feinstein in consultation with the White House. What do you think that means?”
“Same thing, you don’t know what
he briefed them on.”
“Yes, I do because McConnell is
a Republican and he confirmed it was about the Russian collusion hoax and he wants
them all declassified so we can see into it.
You can keep calling it ‘circumstantial’ but all cases are built on
circumstantial evidence that individually may be suspicious but taken together
it seems unlikely there are other explanations.”
“I don’t know, I just don’t
think President Obama would do that.”
“Have you ever met him?”
“No, but he just seems so cool”
“So you don’t know him and can’t
really judge him from giving political speeches. He could be an asshole, you don’t know. He is a politician, it’s his job to always
engage with people. “
“I’m just saying, I don’t think
he could kill someone.”
“Well, I do.”
“Alright then”
The conversation switched to
lighter topics and before Theo knew it, it was time to go back to DC. He drops off the rental car and heads to the
gate. Sitting down, he hears a man
remark, “Why is Curt Schilling talking about guns?”
“Why not?” Theo fires back
“He’s a retired athlete, what
does he know about issues?”
“Do you support Colin
Kaepernick?”
“Well, he’s fighting for social
justice. He’s a brave courageous man.”
“it’s not brave and courageous
when everyone cheers you for it. Much
harder to be a Trump –supporter like me because we get viciously attacked all
the time by the left.”
“Fine but Schilling lies”
“How did he lie?”
“He said the CDC reported that
guns were used for self-defense 2.5 million times a year.”
“I believe that.”
“Well, Punditfact said it was
only mostly true”
“That’s wrong.”
“Whatever, bottom line is
Schilling lied, I have the article right here” as he handed Theo his
phone.
Theo looks at the article and
points out, “Look, he says ‘mostly false’ but the only reason they give for
false was that it was the Journal of Criminal Law and Criminology, not the CDC”
“That can’t be the only reason.”
Theo pulled up the article and
found that Schilling was exactly right as it says between 2.2 and 2.5 million
instances. He shows it to the man and
points it out.”
The man throws his hands up and
exclaims, “Yea but this is a Fall 2015 study.
That’s a long time ago. Things
change.”
“Reading a number is the same
all the time but whatever.”
“Punditfact is good, I doubt
they would give a ‘mostly false’ rating just for getting the wrong name of the
source of your information.”
“You do when you’re conservative.”
“Oh, that’s horse shit.”
“Really? Then how come there’s nothing about Elizabeth
Warren saying Michael Brown was murdered?”
“Because he was” the man burst
out angrily
‘Not according to Obama’s chief
justice investigator Eric Holder. Holder
said he wasn’t murdered and the cops didn’t act inappropriately.”
“Cops always get away with
killing black people.”
“Cops kill twice as many white
people as they do black people.”
“There you go, they’re homicidal
maniacs”
“Nope, I’d argue almost all of
them are justified.”
“Well then, I’m not going to
talk to you. Good bye.”
“Bye”
After a little bit, the plane
boards and Theo sits down. A college age
boy sits down and he looks angry. Theo
asks, “Wow, you look pissed. Tough time
through security?”
“No, I just found out the
Democrats are suing the EPA”
“Alright, so why does that upset
you?”
“This will make it harder for
the EPA to regulate CO2” he exclaimed with a hint of annoyance that he had to
explain it to Theo.
“Who cares? It’s not a real problem”
Theo knew that Oregon is
probably the worst place to say this as it may be the greenest city in the
world with a vast majority of people staunch environmentalists but he loved
baiting them. “So you’re a science denier”
“No, but you’re a brainwashed
college kid right?”
“No, I’m woke”
“Really? So you think CO2 is a
poison?”
“Everyone know that” the kid
said arrogantly.
“Do you know that plants breathe
it in and you breathe it out?”
“Ummm, yea, I’m not stupid”
“So, if you have so much of it in
your body that you breathe it out every time you breathe and plants use it for
photosynthesis to survive, how can it be a poison when it seems to give life?”
“It’s a greenhouse gas and
causes climate change”
“The atmosphere is almost all
Nitrogen. There’s a lot of oxygen
too. CO2 makes up a tiny
percentage. You think controlling a tiny
percentage of what’s in the atmosphere is going to have drastic effects? More CO2, more plants. It’s that simple.”
“No, CO2 is a poison”
“Now who’s the science denier?”
“The United States is destroying
our planet due to our massive amounts of CO2 emissions”
“That is a ridiculously retarded
and asinine statement if you know the facts”
“What are you talking about?”
“From 2005 – 2017, CO2 emissions
have declined by 14% in the United States.
This is compared to 21% globally.”
“That’s because of our efforts”
“’our’ meaning liberals?”
“Yes”
“How do you figure when CO2 fell
5x more in Ohio and 4X more in Pennsylvania then it did in Los Angeles that
banished coal? It seems like in liberal
dominated cities, the carbon footprint is way bigger than in Republican
controlled areas. Go figure.”
“Fuck you. I’m going to go to sleep”
“That sounds like a fantastic
idea”
The two of them didn’t say
another word the entire flight. Theo
went home and went to sleep on his bed.
He was really exhausted. The next
day, he went to work as normal. Nobody
could tell who was driving the cars that killed the ANTIFA members. After a month, Theo no longer feared that
he’d be arrested for it. As for
Portland, nothing really changed. The
police still protected ANTIFA and arrested the Proud Boys. Only time will tell if the Portland police
will be allowed to do their jobs or if Outlaw would continue to allow lawless
activity in her town so long as it’s done by ANTIFA.
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