Theo the Trump Employee Episode 3 Incrfedible Muse-See Video

Based on Dan Bongin’s 4/12/19 podcast of the same name

                It is the tail end of 2015 as Theo is a working for the National Security Organization.  Unlike most people, Theo loves spreadsheets and data analytics and is looking forward to learning about Basen properties and Sabr to better analyze data beyond excel, which he has a decent grasp on.  He’s been working for a couple years now but he realizes that he’s a lot busier now.  He mentions this to one of this co-workers and says, “Man, what is it with all these queries?  Is it because the New Year is a month away?”

                “Well next year is an election year”

                “Yea but it’s November, it’s still primary season and there’s like 14 Republicans vying for President.”

                “Well, Trump seems to be leading the pack”

                “Why would that make us busier?”

                “Who knows?  I think it’s above our paygrade.”

                The workload doesn’t stop and as it continues, Theo’s concerns have been picked up by people’s pay grade it is not above.  In a DOJ oversight report, 85% of FISA’s and about queries did not meet the minimum standard, therefore were abused.  Furthermore, private companies were given access to the NSA databases.  This caused NSA director Mike Rogers to shut down queries into the database until this abuse can be fixed.  This would ultimately lead to President Barak Obama firing him when he goes to Trump Tower after Trump wins the presidency, which forces Donald Trump to move his headquarters to New Jersey.  All that, however, comes later.

                It is now April 2016, and Theo is gloating to his co-worker that he knew something was fishy”

                The co-worker says, “Yea, I mean I thought something was weird too.  There really wasn’t a reason why November to now would be a time for more abuse than other time periods.  I, however, think this is only the tip of the iceberg.”

                Theo says, “Unfortunately, I think you’re right.”

                On his own, Theo starts using his formulas and data analytic programs to investigate this.  This is not part of the 85%, he is completely authorized to do so.  What he finds is on March 9, 2016, the DOJ oversight committee finds that raw FISA material was leaked by the FBI to a non-government source.  He immediately lobbies to have this leaked to the public.  His superiors agree but when no mainstream media outlet picks it up and downplays it, he realizes that they either didn’t understand what it meant or that the media is implicit and part of the scandal.  Theo knows it’s a scandal but he’s bounded by contract not to leak any information.  He argues that other people are leaking but knows that Democrats are allowed to break the law but conservatives, like himself, never get any mercy.  Obama has made America discriminate against conservatives but unfortunately there was nowhere for a conservative to go to escape this.  Although Theo isn’t allowed to publicly say it, he supports the duly elected President Trump.  His co-worker, an American of Irish descent named John does not.  When Theo is very vocal about this, John says, “You’re just upset because you like Trump”

                “The problem is this is bigger than Trump.  It’s about the weaponization of government by Barak Obama against all his political opponents.  The Carter Page FISA is only one fraudulent FISA, One FISA doesn’t make up 85% of all the FISA’s.  He did this against all the Republican candidates for President and even people that spoke out against him like Mike Flynn.  I mean, how does this not bother you?  We just know about Trump because Trump won. If someone else won, they would have done it to them;  just like they did to McCain in 2008.”

                “That’s the politics game.  If you can’t handle it, you’re in the wrong profession”

                “No, it’s the Democrats game.”

                “True, Clinton sent the IRS after everyone involved in the Monica Lewinsky scandal so yea this happens whenever Democrats win the presidency, which is every other time.  Think about it, since George H.W, Bush, the presidency has gone from Republican to Democrat to Republican to Democrat to Republican in HW Bush, Clinton, W Bush, Obama and now Trump.  It’s the cyclical nature of the presidency.”

                “It’s the ignorance of the American people not knowing what we know”

                “The American people know that Trump’s strong language and bullying tactic is not presidential”

                “Who decides what’s presidential?”

                “Common sense.”

                “And it’s presidential to spy on your political opponents?  It’s presidential to abuse the DOJ and IRS and use it as your own little revenge campaign?  That’s not presidential, that’s tyranny”

                “Now I know why you like Trump.  You like strong language”

                “How is it not?”

                “Tyrants kill their political opponents not spy on them and charge them for process crimes and find tax discrepancies in their returns to hurt them financially.”

                “So, you’re saying killing is worse than imprisonment.”

                “Yea”

                “So, you’re saying the death penalty is a deterrent since it’s worse than life in prison”

                “They don’t get life in prison.  It ranges from two weeks by George Papadopoulos to seven years like Manafort.”

                The payroll director comes to meet with Theo and says, “Can I speak to you privately?”

                “Sure”  

                They move into a private room and Theo is told, “You know, you took advantage of the elimination of the individual mandate and got rid of your health insurance.”

                “I did, this place isn’t going to give me a raise, so I have to give myself one.”

                “What if you get sick?”
                “I never go to the doctor.  I haven’t been in years.  I want to die for many reasons but one of them being the direction of this country.  I’m not suicidal but if it happens, I’ll embrace it.  I’ve seen 40 countries and I’m only 35, that’s enough for a lifetime and every year, I plan to add another country to the list.”

                “Well, you may not get the chance if the Democrats win”

                “True but in the meantime, I’ll get all the money I can before government health care euphemistically called, “Medicare for all” is passed.”

                “Not all private insurance will be eliminated Bernie said”

                Theo knows the payroll director is a liberal.  He responded, “Yea, like nose jobs and stuff but Sanders specifically says that there will be no private medical care for emergency care.  So when you need it the most, you can’t pay out of pocket to get the care you need.”

                “That’s for people like you that refuse to pay for insurance then want it when something catastrophic happen.”

                “Now, I’d have to pay the whole bill than be helped by insurance.  I agree insurance companies should be able to deny you coverage if you apply shortly before you need care.  Obama got rid of that too by the way.  Though the individual mandate did negate that problem, the rest of it is still a problem and medical costs went up under ObamaCare because of the retarded community rating thing.  So yea, I’m not saying I should be able to get insurance when I need health care.  I’m saying, I should be punished if I try to get care without insurance by spanking me with a huge bill if I can’t find a doctor willing to work with me.”

                “Yea, well because of Trump, I can’t force you but I think you’re an idiot.”

                “You can think what you want but make sure you don’t deduct health care from my paycheck and give me my money.”

                “Will do”

                “Good chat”

                Theo went back to his desk and started looking at data again.  He said out loud, “Holy shit, Obama used foreign intelligence to spy on the Republicans too.”

                John said, “Stop looking at old shit”

                “Those who don’t know our history are deemed to repeat it.”

                “What’s so bad about it?”

                “John, in 2015, they illegally used the FISA court, foreign intelligence and NSA database to illegally spy on American citizens.  Then when Mike Rogers shuts that down, and gets fired for it by the way, they legally spy on the Trump team.  Then they criminally leak all this information to garner public support to establish a special counsel for Bob Mueller to cover it up by spying on them again.”

                “If that were true, they’d be prosecuted instead of Trump.”

                Not too long after this conversation, California representative Devin Nunes sends newly appointed Attorney General Bill Barr eight criminal referrals.  Representative Mark Meadows says more to come.  Theo looks at the report and says, “John, I know you don’t like old shit, but didn’t you say if I was right, there would be investigations?

                “Nobody’s been charged yet.  They’re just referrals”

                “Oh okay, when it’s Trump the accusations mean everything but when it’s not, convictions only matter, got it.”

                “Didn’t you support the War in Iraq?”

                “Where did that come from? But yea”

                “Well Bush lied, people died.”

                “Fine, but Obama spied and people lied.”

                Theo goes home and watches TV.  He sees Jim Comey on TV and he rolls his eyes.  He says to no one since he lives alone, “Why do they always interview him?  What’s so intriguing about a guy that just says ‘I don’t know all the time’
                Comey is asked about the recent comments by Attorney General Bill Barr that the Trump team was spied on but the question is whether or not it was adequately predicated.  Theo didn’t have a problem with that.  It was a benign statement not making any accusations but the media and the left through a hissy fit.  Theo laughed.  Whatever happened to them claiming that if you have nothing to hide, you don’t care about being investigated?  In Comey fashion, he says he doesn’t know what Barr was talking about and says he’s not sure if “court ordered surveillance” isn’t spying. 

                Theo bursts out laughing.  He says, “Okay, but why was it court ordered?  Because the DOJ and FBI lied to the courts to get the surveillance with a dossier that you yourself called salacious and unverified.”

                To no surprise to most people given CNN’s low ratings and this interview is happening on CNN, the interviewer doesn’t challenge Comey on this point, he just moves on. 

                The next day at work, news breaks that Julian Assange is arrested.  John and Theo have been keen on their little debates and John says, “You know, Theo, Britain almost never refuses to extradite people to the United States.”

                “I know, I really hope they do.  I mean yea they were involved heavily with Spygate but hopefully they don’t cover this up.”

                “What do you mean?  If Assange is extradited, he can refute Mueller’s exoneration of Trump.”

                “If he had that information, it would have already come out.  It isn’t a coincidence he left the Ecuadorian embassy after the Mueller probe was closed not before.  He has no interest in helping Mueller because he knows Mueller, the media and the DOJ is lying to the American people.”

                “You’re unbelievable.”

                “Assange already said that he didn’t get the information from the Russians.”

                “According to Nunes, who has really dug in that Trump’s team was spied on and is a Trump guy.”

                “He’s been proven right when Mueller in a council filed with Trump-hating Democrats, tried for two years to get the president impeached and ended up saying no collusion and referring the obstruction to Bill Barr and Rosenstein because they were too big of pussies to admit it themselves that there was no obstrucion so had Barr take the responsibility, which he did.”

                “Mark my words, Assange coming to the United States is bad for Trump.”

                “You know what John? I am going to mark them.  In fact, let’s write it down and hang it on each of our desks.  This case can go two ways, either your right and Assange blows up that Trump colluded with Russians to steal the election or I’m right and Assange reveals that the leaked information from Wikileaks didn’t come from Russia.  Then whoever is proven right has to admit to the other that they are gullible and got hoodwinked by the beacon of Democratic excellence as you call the media or I got hoodwinked by the vast Right Wing Conspiracy as you call them that the Russian collusion is a hoax.  Everything that has happened since Trump took office has proven me right.  Why would this be any different?  Put it in writing that if Assange reveals it didn’t come from Russia, that you were wrong and I was right.  And I’ll do the same if he reveals that it did. Deal?”

                “Well, Assange could lie.  He’s kind of a low integrity guy.”

                “See, you’re already making excuses because you know that you’re a hack and a gullible piece of shit.”

                “Why are you getting so angry about this?”

                “That’s always your fall back line when you know you’re losing.  This entire thing happened because the media had a false story that Russians hacked the DNC serve and gave it to Wikileaks who then released it to the public.  What if Wikileaks didn’t get it from the Russians?  By the way, how come the New York Times and the Washington Post haven’t been charged with leaking classified material like the dossier information?  Why is it only Assange?”

                “Assange isn’t American”

                “So, only American journalists can leak classified information?”

                “The problem is the person that told the New York Times and Post not them for printing it”

                “So, why isn’t the problem the people who told Assange and Wikileaks?”

                “What did the Times and Post leak that was classified”

                “The Mike Flynn talks with the ambassador for one.”

                “Well, I’m not taking that deal because I don’t trust Assange”

                “You will if he says he got the information from the Russians”

                “Let’s not talk about this.”

                “Okay, so if he backs you up, he’s a reliable source, if not, he’s a liar.  Got it.”

                Theo had dinner plans with one of his friends Matt.  Matt is an aide for President Trump.  Matt and Theo have been friends for over two decades but they don’t talk about politics much.  Matt doesn’t want to label himself as a Democrat or Republican but Theo finds most his views are right of center but he doesn’t keep track on what the positions of the left and right are so he doesn’t know which of his views are right or left of center.  He prefers to just take every issue individually, which Theo has no problem with because he believes the facts always favor the right.  As they talk about regular life stuff, the conversation does get political.  Theo says, “I’m worried that Trump not building the wall is going to alienate his base and he’ll lose in 2020.”

                Matt says, “I don’t know what’s going to happen in 2020, I don’t really care.  The President is building the wall, he just didn’t get it from the places his base wanted but that’s not really fair.”

                “Yea, I agree but the Coulter conservatives don’t.”

                “Is that a real thing?”

                “No, I made up the term.”

                “Don’t you like Ann Coulter?”

                ‘Yea, but I think her turning against the president for not building the wall fast enough is unfair.”

                “Well, she’s entitled to her opinion”

                “The thing is, she categorically states that the wall is not being built.  I’ve never seen her proven wrong.  There were some parts that had a wall anyway so I can’t even go look for myself.   She claims ICE and border patrol agents admit that construction hasn’t been started yet.  Then I see the Trump campaign releasing pictures of the wall being built.  I don’t know who to believe”

                “I work for Trump, the wall is being built.”

                “You work for Trump, so you have to say that for your job security.”

                “I guess you have a point there but I’m not for what it’s worth.”

                “I believe you but it’s not enough to convince people who don’t know how high in integrity you are.”

                “Yea, the wall is being built.”

                “The President just seems to like letting the left expose themselves for the hypocrites they are.  It’s entertaining for me because I can see through it and remember what the media said and I can see through the bullshit spin they put on it to avoid admitting they’re contradicting themselves but most Americans cannot.”

                “Well, you may get your chance again”

                “What do you mean?”

                “I think I figured out a way to do what the President likes and expose the left, not necessarily Democrats because before Trump the Democrats were against completely open borders.  Even Bernie Sanders said not to let everyone in but his actions are different from his words.”

                “Can you tell me?”

                “Yea, since we can’t release the illegal immigrants into Mexico, release them to sanctuary cities”

                “That’s still America, and they can leave.”

                “If they leave, the non-sanctuary cities will deport them.”

                “That’s like an internment camp.”

                “No, it’s not, they’re free to leave.  We’re not keeping them there.  After all, why wouldn’t they want to stay? They get what they want, access to American aid and services.  Hell, some sanctuary cities let them vote.”

                “Which is the problem, illegals can’t be voting in an American election, it’s too dangerous.  Giving them defacto amnesty is dangerous!”

                “I know that.  You know that.  But the Trump haters line is that we can’t release them into Mexico so this is a solution to that.”

                “I don’t’ like the solution”

                “Nobody does.  That’s the point.  The left will contradict themselves by coming out against this.  Then it becomes, ‘well this is what you said you wanted, why don’t you like it?’”

                “I understand they did that when Roesenstein recommended Comey to be fired because he thought the left was mad at Comey for the Hillary E-mail thing but they moved on to Trump colluded but I  don’t think they’re that dumb to come out against this.”

                “Wow, you’re saying the left might be smarter than someone else thinks?  I thought you said they were pretty much the dumbest pieces of shit in the world.  Yet you put this above them?”

                “They’re tactical, they’re not stupid, they lie, connive, and cheat to get power.”

                “So, why wouldn’t they lie about this?”

                “I don’t know.  Look, I’m not saying don’t tell the President but don’t be surprised if you get shot down.” 

                “That’s fine, the whole point of advising the President is sometimes you get shot down and sometimes, rarely, he runs with it.  That’s why he has multiple people advising him to find different solutions to a problem.  Sometimes he picks yours, other times he doesn’t but you’re not vilified for being wrong.”

                The conversation proceeded to other aspects.  Matt proposed his idea to President Trump and he loved it and ran with it.  Matt texted Theo and said, “You may want to watch CNN tonight.”

                “I hate fake news”

                “Oh, you’re going to like this one.  Tune in at 9:00”

                “Okay”

                Democrat presidential nominee hopeful Julio Castro is being interviewed on CNN.  The interviewer asks what he thinks about Trump releasing illegals into sanctuary cities.  Castro responds, “The cruelty of President Trump knows no end.  This is cruel and unusual punishment.  First, he wanted to be cruel by separating kids from the parents on the border as a deterrent, which had the opposite effect.  Now he’s saying we weren’t cruel enough.  Compassion is the way to go.”

                Theo said, “Cruel for who?  Holy shit, Matt was right, they are that fucking stupid.  First of all, Trump didn’t separate kids the border. That was a 1997 Florez consent Degree coupled with Amnesty trials taking longer than 20 days.  It was a Clinton idea.  By keeping them together, they had to release both children and adult so adults took their children to the border because they know that the left wouldn’t let them prosecute illegals with children, which is the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard.”

                When you live alone you talk to yourself a lot.  Matt called Theo and Theo picked up and said, “Fine, you were right, they’re stupid.  I forgot about NIMBY”

                “Since when do you use acronyms?  Didn’t you always say that the left uses acronyms because they know they’re talking to dumber people so they need to simplify the message but with conservatives they’re smart enough and respectful enough to say the whole thing?”

                “That was before Trump was so successful with his MAGA campaign.”

                “So now you endorse it?”

                “No, not fully, fine, I won’t say NIMBY, I’ll say not in my back yard.  Happy now?”

                “Yes I am”

                “So did you call to gloat?”

                “You know how much I love hearing you admit you were wrong.”

                “Yea Yea, fuck you.”

                Both Matt and Theo laughed.  The conversation ended and Theo changed the channel.  He was seeing a report that New York had just approved $ 27 Million to illegal immigrants for college aide but denied it to Gold State Families.  He knew that John had a son that was in the military.  That was when John turned against Trump when he attacked a war veteran McCain.  Theo tried to make him see that when he increased military funding, Trump was very pro-military but just because he called McCain a loser, John didn’t care what else he did; Trump was anti-military because of it.  Theo goes into work and tells the man who was born and raised in New York, “So John, what do you think about these Gold Star Families being denied college aid but illegals get it in New York?”

                “New York is becoming even worse than when Koch and Dinkens were in charge.”

                “Well, that led to the greatness of Giuliani”

                “Yea, well he joined the Trump campaign so I’m not sure if he’s so great anymore”

                “So, he made the city you live in safe and cleaned it up but now he’s a moron for joining Trump?  How do you reconcile that?”

                “People get dumb in old age.”

                “Oh okay, that’s a little weak.”

                “Yea, I just can’t believe New York doesn’t recognize people that lost a loved one in combat defending America but they help invaders into our country.”

                “Careful now, you’re beginning to use harsh terminology like me and the President.”

                “Neither of us are in office.”

                “It’s amazing what you need to do to protect yourself from realizing that President Trump may not be as bad as you think.”

                “It’s amazing to me that you think he can do no wrong.”

                “I’ve admitted that he’s been wrong.  I don’t like how he won’t just build the wall and tell Congress to pound sand because he already has the funding.”

                “Parts of the wall had been built before him and since him.”

                “Not so sure that’s true.”

                “You have the data.  We work in an organization that processes data.  You can see it for yourself.”

                “Yea but it’s unclear what was existing and what’s new.”

                “You’re unbelievable.  You just want to hold on to the one thing you disagreed with him on so you don’t have to admit that you approve of everything he does.”
                “So I criticize him and you attack the criticism.  I support him and you call me a yes-man for him.  So basically I’m damned if I do, damned if I don’t.  Fine, but we can agree that Gold Star family, people that have lost a loved one fighting for this great country, should get precedence over illegal immigrants.”

                “Obviously!”

                Okay.  Theo eagerly anticipated Assange being extradited to the United States to see what he had to say.  Theo also believed Assange wasn’t credible but he didn’t think Mueller and the counsel were credible either and they still couldn’t help themselves to say Trump didn’t collude with the Russians.  If Trump haters were forced to admit it, then Assange, neither for or against the President would probably give it up much more easily.  Time will tell.