This is the Real Joe Biden scandal

Based on Dan Bongino's 4.2.19 podcast

      Tatiana graduated with a nursing degree from an Ohio school.  Her career, however, would take her to California, to Ukraine, back to Ohio.  Ukraine appealed to her because she was of Ukrainian descent and had grown up with traditional western Ukrainian values, which is anti-Russia.  That was why she accepted a position with the Porchenko campaign as he was pro-Ukraine and anti-Russian influence.  What transpired really blurred the lines between who was right and who was wrong.  She quickly found out that Ukrainian politics was very corrupt and was an entrepreneurial endeavor where one could make a lot of money.  Tatiana gave in to the temptation and was a rich woman now back in America having made her money in Ukraine and then leaving the dirty and corrupt business to get back to what she studied, helping people feel better through nursing. 

                Tatiana turned on the TV and saw that Joe Biden was thinking of running for President.  She had a visceral reaction to it as she knew of Biden in Ukraine.  She kept reminding herself that she left that world but just when she was out, something kept pulling her back in.  All the news was talking about was how touchy –feely he was when he greeted women and how he likes to smell girls’ hair of all ages.  She said out loud to the screen, “That’s the least of his problems.”  There was a knock at her door and Tatiana got up and looked through the window and saw a man, she didn’t recognize.  She unlocked the dead bolt but kept the chain lock on her door attached and opened the door letting the chain catch.  She said, “Can I help you?”

                “HI Tatiana”

                “Do I know you?  I’m not interesting in buying anything if you’re a solicitor”

                “Not selling anything, just want to offer you some advice.”

                “What would that be?”

                “Well, ever since you’ve been back, you seem to be very vocal about your time in Ukraine.  Perhaps, you should let Ukraine stay in Ukraine.”

                Tatiana thought about how she posted things on social media being anti-Biden , Obama, John Kerry and George Soros among others for their meddling in Ukrainian politics.  Tatiana said, “Get the fuck off my property.”

                The man smiled and said, “I will do that.  Enjoy your day but remember what I said.”

                Suddenly Tatiana didn’t want to be home alone.  At 35, most of her friends were married with kids and this was looking to be dangerous.  She called an ex-boyfriend that she knew was single and hoped he wouldn’t take it as an invitation.  She explained the situation and he agreed to come over.  “Ex-boyfriend” was only technically true.  They dated when Tatiana was 19 and  Larry, the guy she called, was 18.  That was a lifetime ago.  Larry came in and Tatiana gave him a big hug and explained what happened.  Larry said, “That is really weird.  Do you think you know something that would make someone want to hurt you?”

                “Yes, with Eastern Europeans, that doesn’t take much.”

                “I guess that makes sense.  Well I’ll stay here for as long as you want.  But what specifically do you know?”

                “Well, you know how Joe Biden is running for President?”

                “Yea”

                “He was active in Ukraine when he was vice President”

                “How so?”

                “You do realize that you’re asking me to do exactly what I was threatened not to.”

                “This isn’t social media.  If they know about it, then that means your house is bugged.  In which case, you’re already fucked.”

                “Thanks for that cheery thought.”

                “I only point out the truth.”

                “Fine, so, in Ukraine the equivalent to the attorney general, is the “Prosecutor general”

                “Okay”

                “The Prosecutor General at the time, Viktor Shokin, wanted to investigate a company called Burisma, which is the largest natural gas energy company in Ukraine for widespread corruption.”

                “Were they corrupt?”

                “Everyone is corrupt in Ukraine but in Spring 2014, Joe Biden came to Ukraine to show support with their crisis with Russia.  A couple weeks later, Biden’s son Hunter was on the board of Burisma”

                “So you’re saying that this Prosecutor General was investigating the company Biden’s son works for.  So what?  I mean just because the son is corrupt, doesn’t mean the father is.”

                “Biden threatened the prime minister that he would stop a billion dollars in aid from Ukraine unless he fires the prosecutor general Shokin.”

                Larry laughed, “And they say Trump obstructs justice with a tweet.”

                “Well and firing Comey”

                “But then a new guy took his place, I’m guessing that nobody picked up the corruption case.”

                “No, nobody did.  The prosecutor general was fired and Burisma ran their business.  Since I was working for the prime minister, I know some things.”

                “Like what?”

                “So Hunter has an American company called “Rosemont Seneca,” which was receiving $ 166,000 a month from Burisma between Spring 2014 and Fall 2015.”

                “While Biden was Vice President”

                “Not just that, but he was the main US official dealing with Ukraine and its relations with Russia.”

                “So Hunter Biden being paid off by Ukrainian companies but Trump Jr. can’t have a five minute meeting with Russians in which nothing results.”

                “Yea, double standard right?  But listen, you can’t tell anyone.”

                “Why not?  I’m not afraid.  They know about you, not me but fine I won’t say anything.  I mean what could I do anyway?”

                Larry and Tatiana stayed at Tatiana’s place and a couple days later Tatiana is watching the news and the new prosecutor General in Ukraine is saying he wants to meet with new US attorney general William Barr.  Tatiana turns up the TV and Larry walks in and the TV shows a clip of Biden bragging about withholding the money.  Now the Prosecutor General, Yuriy Lutsenko wants to meet about Biden’s intervention.  Tatiana’s mouth gaped open. And Larry said, “Well this is good, you can’t be blamed for leaking it on social media, Biden did that himself on the mainstream media.”  They keep listening and Larry hears the name of the lead investigator under Lutsenko, Nazar Kholodnytskyi  Larry said, “Now these are real Ukrainian names!  Lutsenko and Kholodnytskyi, I don’t know where your Shokin came from!”

                “Kholodnytskyi is reopening the Burisma case.  And that sounds more Polish”

                “That’s good isn’t it?”
                Tatiana just stared at Larry, “I honestly don’t know.”

                “Stop worrying, it’s already out and you had nothing to do with it.”

                Larry applied for a job at the Atlantic Counsel, a US Natural gas company, thinking that with Trump making American an exporter of energy, this was a lucrative business.  He was a data analytic accountant so his skills were needed in all industries.  He got the job and time passed and Tatiana felt better so Larry stayed at his house.  It didn’t take long for Larry to look at the books to find something that made Larry call Tatiana.  He said, “I got some interesting information for you.”

                “Oh yea what?”

                “You know I got a job at the Atlantic Counsel right?”

                “Yea”

                “Guess who they’re partnered with”

                “I don’t’ like guessing games”

“Burisma, and it’s largely funded by Victor Pinchuk”

“Larry! Do you know who that is?!”

“Yup, he gave 25 Million dollars to the Clinton Foundation.  He’s a Ukrainian billionaire who has shady enough times that the Clintons claimed they don’t know him well.”

“He has ties to organized crime.  And, the Clintons are lying, Pinchuk was a guest in their home while she was Secretary of State. “

“Yea, he was involved with Skolkovo when Russians claimed to be setting up a Silicon Valley in Russia but instead stole military secrets.”

“You have to quit”

“No, I don’t. guess who else is on the counsel.”

“Are you fucking with me?”

“Nope”

“Who?”

“Dimitry Alperovich is a non-resident fellow”

“I don’t know him”

“CEO of Crowdstrike.”

“The firm that Obama’s Department of Justice used to investigate the DNC servers instead of the FBI?”

“Same one”

Tatiana kept trying to warn Larry to be careful but he didn’t think it was a big deal.  They made small talk and then got off the phone.  A couple days later, Tatiana was at home watching TV when her door was barged in by two men.  She screamed but she was cut short with a hand over her mouth.  She was thrown to the ground and had a knee in her back before she even know what hit her.  The man said, “Put your arms behind your back.  Don’t make me tell you twice.”

                Tatiana squirmed but another man kicked her in the side.  She went still and put her hands behind her back.  The man with a knee in her back grabbed duck tape and taped her arms behind her back.  Tatiana knew not to scream but she did plead knowing it wouldn’t help.  She said, “Please, I didn’t tell anyone.  I have nothing to do with Ukraine anymore.  Just let me go, I didn’t do anything.”

                The man didn’t say anything just duck taped her shins together.  The man unceremoniously turned her onto her back.  He grabbed her legs and the other man grabbed her shoulders and they hoisted her up.  At 5’8” and slim, this wasn’t hard for two men, they lied her on the table and finally a man spoke, “Call your boyfriend.”

                “I don’t have a boyfriend”

                “The man who works on the Atlantic Counsel”

                Tatiana rolled her eyes.  The guy grabbed her breasts hard and said, “I can make this very bad for you.”

                Tatiana gave them the password to her phone and they accessed Larry’s name.  They said, “Tell him to come over and don’t you dare let him know about us or that something is out of the ordinary.”

                “I don’t see him often.  He’s not here a lot, he’ll know it’s weird.”

                “He’s already been here recently.”

                “How do you know that?”

                “Same way, we know about him and what he knows about the donors of his current employer.”

                Tatiana knew that meant they were listening to the phone call.  She nodded and then dialed the number.  She didn’t care enough about Larry to get hurt for him.   They dated a long time ago.  She did what she was told to do and Larry agreed to come over.  Tatiana just referenced she didn’t want to be alone.  When Larry got there the man opened the door and immediately punched Larry in the stomach before he even realized it wasn’t Tatiana.  They dragged him inside and shut the door.  The fists came from both directions and Larry went down quick.  That was when legs slammed against either side and Larry lost consciousness quickly.  When he woke up he was confined to a chair staring at Tatiana.  The men smiled and said, “So, you’re the one she calls to protect her.”

                “What the fuck is this about?”

                One man grabbed Tatiana’s shirt and yanked his hands apart tearing it down the middle.  He rubbed her breasts and stared at Larry smiling, “Come on, save her”

                Larry glared at him and said, “You proved your point.  Leave her alone.  What do you want?  Why are you doing this?  I mean there needs to be a reason you want me to watch you rape her.”

                Tatiana yelled, “Don’t’ give him any ideas Larry! Just shut the fuck up”

                “Really?  You think that didn’t occur to them?”

                “You’re really fighting in this situation?” the man said

                Larry turned to him, “I haven’t dated her in 17 years.  You really think either one of us cares what you do to the other?  Here, threaten to pull my fingernails off or waterboard me or something see if she cares.”

                The men looked at each other and then a woman walked in.  She said, “Don’t worry nobody is raping anyone and there’s no need for gruesome torture tactics.  But, I do think you should just be honest with me.  First, do you know who I am?”

                Tatiana said, “Look, I’ll tell you anything you want to know but please don’t hurt us.  We have no power, we can’t do anything.  If I answer your questions, will you let us go?”

                “You have my word.”

                “You’re Evelyn Farkas”

                Larry said, “I saw your name on the Atlantic Counsel too.”

                “Is that the only way you know me?”

                “Yes”

                Farkas turned to Tatiana, “And you?”

                “You were the Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense under Obama.  Your focus was on Ukraine.  You were responsible for leaking information from Ukraine to the media.”

                “Why weren’t you part of the people mentioned as leakers?” Larry said,

                Tatiana said, “Because she destroyed all the Ukraine collusion evidence before Trump took office so that he wouldn’t know what they were up to.”

                Larry said, “Yea, you were so sure Hillary would win and cover it all up for you, but too bad, you’re plan backfired because Trump was elected”

                Farkas said, “Did it?  I had two months to destroy the evidence.”

                “You’re the real obstructers of justice.  So if you hadn’t destroyed it, what would it have said?”

                “Perhaps your girlfriend could tell you”

                Tatiana said, “She had a quid pro quo with Obama.  Obama pays her for information and then she leaks it to the media.”

                Farkas said, “You can’t blame me.  After all, didn’t you become rich by giving Manafort information?  Paying for information is a lucrative business in Ukraine.”

                “All this to protect Hunter Biden?  Biden’s kid?  He’s not even running yet! Obama can’t be president.  You covered your tracks well since you’ve been out of the media.  Who cares about Burisma? the Atlantic Counsel is making a lot of money off Trump’s presidency. Why not just be a buseinsswoman?”

                Tatiana said, “it’s not just about Burisma”

                “What is it about?”

                Tatiana looked at Farkas who just nodded, “Alright, since you’re involved now and got beat up, I should tell you.  On February 4, 2014 US Ambassador to Ukraine Geoffrey Pyatt calls Secretary of State Victoria Nuland to remove President Yanukovych as Prime Minister and install Yutsenyuk as President.  On February 22, that’s exactly what happens.”

                Farkas said, “Actually we removed Yanukovych on the 22, Yatsenyuk wasn’t installed till February 27.  He resigns April 2016 amidst corruption charges.”

                Larry said, “And you told me that April 18, 2014 is when Hunter Biden was appointed on the board of Burisma and then on April 22, Vice President Biden travelled to Ukraine and offers 50 million dollars to support Yatsenyuk.”

                Farkas said, “Right.”

                “So why did you attack us?”

                “You can’t tell anyone all this.”

                “Until when?  It’s all public knowledge.  Are you planning something?”

                “This isn’t a Bond movie, I’m not going to tell you my plan.”

                “You think I’m a spy and I’m going to break out of here?”

                “No, do you think some Captain America will save you?”

                “Actually Chris Evans, the actor that plays Captain America is a raging liberal that set up a website for empathetic citizens as if the right isn’t empathetic, when we’re the ones that give more the charity.”

“This isn’t conservative and liberal.”

“No, It’s Ukraine vs. Russia.  Your still bitter that Stalin starved your asses and half your country bent over and took it up the ass by the Russians.  Hell, half your fucking country, including your capital, consider themselves Russians.”

Farkas slapped Larry across the face.  She said, “You watch too many movies.”

“What are you talking about?  Hollywood is liberal.  They’re not going to admit that the 30 million people that Stalin killed existed.  They think the only genocide ever was the holocaust.”

“So you like conservative movies like ‘Unplanned”

“Well I’m Pro-Abortion but I love how the liberals fucked that movie boycott up.  Twitter banned ads, the Streisand rule took effect and they made twice what they expected.  But back to the point, you can’t keep us here till after the election, that’s like two years away.  What do you intend to do?”

“Let you know I can get to you.  You’ll keep your mouth shut.”

“No, your men sexually assaulted her.  You can’t control your men.  I’m going to tell everyone now unless you let her go.  There’s no way this was just a warning.  You already warned her.  This is the carry through.”

Farkas took out a gun and put it in Larry’s hand.  “She got you into this, you need to kill her.”

“No”

“The chair was slammed back and a cloth was put over Larry’s mouth and a jug of water was being poured over it.  Larry squirmed but his constraints were too strong.  The water stopped and the cloth was removed and Larry spit out water and coughed violently.  Farkas said, “Now will you?”

“I need my arms free”

Tatiana’s eyes widened.  A guy lifted the table and dropped it so Tatiana stood still taped to the table.  The other guy lifted Larry’s chair so he was facing Tatiana.  The constraints were removed from his right arm and a gun was put in it and his arm was extended toward Tatiana.  He took a deep breath and said, “Tatiana, you got me into this shit.  Any last words?”

                “Don’t kid yourself.  You wanted to be in this.”

                Larry said, “I loved you.” And turned the gun and shot Farkas in the head.  He felt the punch into his ribs and he dropped the gun.  Both men punched him repeatedly.  This went on for five minutes until sirens were heard.  The gunshot was heard by a neighbor who called 911.  The police barged into the house and arrested the two men.  They undid Tatiana and Larry’s constraints and Larry collapsed onto the ground.  Tatiana thanked the police but said she didn’t want to talk about what happened.  She agreed to press charges for kidnapping and assault but wouldn’t tell the cops why they did what they did.  She told the truth about the dead woman and the police quickly concluded it was self-defense.  The cops left and Larry was still on the ground.  Tatiana eased him onto his back and took out a pair of scissors.  She cut off his shirt and removed his pants.  She treated the areas that skin was broken by blows and wrapped his ribs.  She helped him to his feet and sat him on the couch.  He said weakly, “Thanks”

                “No problem….PS I loved you too.” And Tatiana kissed Larry on the mouth and straddled him.  Tatiana removed her clothes and took off Larry’s pants to find him erect.  She said, “I didn’t let you do this to me in high school.”

                “I know”

                Tatiana inserted Larry into her and she grinded her hips rubbing her breasts in his face.  She lied him gently on his back and then aggressively rode him.  Larry’s midsection ached but he ignored it.  His mouth kissed Tatiana’s neck, breasts and lips.  It didn’t take long for him to finish and Tatiana leapt off him.  She said,”You  better not have been lying about being Pro-choice.”

                ‘I said pro-abortion, and I’m not lying.”

                “Olkay, so if it happens, you’re paying for it.”

                “That’s fine”

                A couple weeks later, Tatiana got her period and calmed down.  After Larry regained his strength, he went down the police station and told them the whole story.  Tatiana refused and the men were charged and convicted based on Larry’s testimony.  Larry contacted conservative outlets about what he knew about Ukraine but most already knew the information he had.  He knew Tatiana knew more but she was still shaken up with the kidnapping.  She felt lucky to make it out alive so stopped talking about Ukraine.  She, however, has said that before.  Ukraine had a way of following her back to America